- That's just my Tinder profile.
My butt cheeks were the perfect form for this object,
trying to get away from that (ass).
- Where is it?
- Touchdown, and then like my big victory dance
is like that.
(upbeat music)
- Today you're gonna sit on a bunch of stuff with your butt.
- I've been preparing for multiple weeks.
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
- What have you been doing?
- Well you know, lots of squats,
which is creating more surface area.
Surface area is best that you can feel more,
you know what I mean.
- So what we're gonna do is we're gonna calibrate your butt,
just to see where it is in your perception versus reality.
(upbeat music)
I'm gonna put one of these under your butt,
you're gonna lift your body up,
I'll tell you when to sit, and you're then,
going to figure out what on Earth you're sitting on.
- I don't know where you're going around me,
but I'm just gonna let it happen.
- Yeah, I'm back, okay, go ahead and sit.
Okay you're already very good.
Okay you can open your eyes,
'cause you're just using your butt.
- Toothbrush.
- Oh wow, okay go ahead and have a look.
Incredible.
- Amazing, amazing.
And you can brush your teeth with it, if you would like.
- Yeah still very clean.
- Dual purpose.
- Before we officially play,
we gotta pick our pants.
- Of course.
- Wow.
- Wow indeed.
- Truly incredible.
- I feel like I'm finding myself.
One step closer to my true self.
- For sure, I mean football but also like ballet.
- Yeah a little like a,
I'm gonna be like touchdown and then my victory dance
is like a (mumbling).
(upbeat music)
Celebrity.
- Ooh okay.
- I'm trying to figure out if I should put said celebrity
object vertically or horizontally.
And there ya go.
- Okay, my time starts as soon as I sit.
- Oh there's contact.
- Okay, and it's slipping away from.
- It's trying to get away from that (beeping).
- Okay well it is slippery, I'll tell you that.
- It is.
- I feel like if I sit up, it will fall.
- Absolutely it will.
- Yep.
- And it did.
- I'm not looking, but I'm just gonna get
statue of some kind.
(ringing)
Yes, okay yay.
A league of their own.
- What the (beeping).
- Good, okay.
All right come this way.
And go ahead and sit.
And you can open your eyes.
- I was feeling, with my eyes shut,
when my senses, okay so this is just like
a lot of pressure on my taint.
- Okay.
- Feels round, baseball?
- Yes.
- I don't know a single goddamn thing about baseball,
but now I know what it feels like to have a baseball
smashing my taint.
(upbeat music)
Your category is synthetic.
Wait for it.
- Okay, and okay synthetic.
Definitely feels synthetic.
- Doesn't feel real.
- Okay, I wanna say, it's soft,
and I'm able to move it around very easily.
It's not making much noise.
It feels like I'm just sitting on a little pillow.
- Can we narrow it down?
- Yeah, give me another clue.
- It's for style.
- Synthetics, scarf?
- No
- Synthetic.
- Okay, I wil give you another hint.
I will say product.
- I got nothing.
(buzzing)
Okay what is it?
Oh wow.
- I said product because of hair product,
and I realized that just sounds like I'm talking about
any product in the world.
- Really broad, I will say nature.
Behind his butt, okay.
- Things that exist out there.
- Exactly, alright go ahead and sit.
- Can't find anything.
Oh that just went right up the crevice,
it was like my butt cheeks were the perfect form
for this object, and now they're one.
Got it, what do you think it, what are you--
- Literally my butt's moving around,
it's just staying in the crack.
- Okay well the noise feels like it's...
- Nature?
But it's squeaking?
Oh, rubber ducky.
- Yes.
(upbeat music)
Can you get it out of there?
- It came out eventually, but it was definitely
like trapped, the head was...
This head has seen some things.
(upbeat music)
- Building. - Building.
Okay, I would like it horizontal.
(laughing)
- It is horizontally placed.
Go for it.
- Oh dang, okay well you said building,
so I'm thinking keys?
- No.
- No?
Okay so it is tough.
So sometimes the trick is to pick it
up and then you drop it.
- Clench it, release.
- It's too small, I can't.
- You can't clench and release?
- I cannot.
- I'll give you another hint, toy.
- Toy, building...
- Yes.
- Building, not keys.
It's a leggo.
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- [Anthony] Wow.
- That's all you, that was clues,
those were very good clues.
Your category is down the stairs it goes.
No, that's not allowed?
- Okay, I think I know what it is.
- Yeah, okay, really?
- Yeah, is it a slinky?
- No (laughs).
(laughing)
Down the stairs it goes, get it right away?
- What else, yeah what else goes down the stairs?
Besides someone falling to their death?
(ringing)
(upbeat music)
- Okay you're in the lead.
- I like the sound of that.
- You are in the lead, so you came in hot,
and you're still hot.
- Thank you.
- And forever will be.
So now that means you get to decide,
do you want to go first or second in the final round?
- I feel like I gotta go second,
because I gotta know what I'm going up against.
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- The category is things found in a kitchen.
(ringing)
I only have one touch allowed per item,
before I must guess what it is.
- Sit your buttocks.
- One touch.
Okay, I'm gonna go with spatula.
(buzzing)
- Close, egg beater.
- Egg beater, okay, well (mumbling).
And okay well that is an egg beater.
(buzzing)
- Or another whisk.
(Laughing)
(mumbling)
- This is good, 'cause now we know this whole thing
could be ten whisks.
- Okay this one will be leftovers, all right and go.
- And okay, Tupperware.
(ringing)
- Yes.
Happy hour.
- Happy hour?
Okay that's a good clue I think.
- Sit the buttocks.
- Sitting down and martini glass?
(buzzing)
Damn.
- You're clue is scoop.
- And, oh, okay measuring cup.
- Yeah.
Hot?
- Oh oh.
Hot?
Um okay, ooh an oven mitt.
(buzzing)
- No.
Your clue is sip.
- Is sip.
- Oh shoot that just rolled off.
- Oh okay that's a clue.
- Sit.
- Okay.
Where is it?
(laughing)
Okay sorry one touch, okay straw?
- Yes.
Dirty (beeping) counter.
- Okay, and--
- Sit.
- Okay, there's a lot of give and up I go,
I guess sponge?
(buzzing)
- No, paper towel.
- Oh, that felt really nice.
- This will be dough.
- Oh I have two ideas of what it could be.
- Okay go for it, sit, hope that one feels good.
- Okay, and I roll 'cause it's a rolling pin.
- Yeah, mmmhmm wow.
- That was good, good clue.
So it all comes down to this.
- This is the moment.
- I got six, all right, which is the devil's number.
- Please Satan, help me as well.
- This is things found in the kitchen
is still your category.
Your clue for the first one is happy hour.
- Happy hour?
The hell.
- And?
- Is it like a mixer, like a martini mixer?
(buzzer)
- No, I'm already too nice, it's a pitcher.
- Oh for beer.
- Basting I think?
- Okay.
- Go ahead and take a seat.
- I feel like I'm just sitting on an empty chair, excellent.
Is it a turkey baster?
- I don't think so.
- How do you not know what this is?
- I don't know what this is.
Citrus.
- Citrus, okay.
- Okay, go ahead.
- There's a lot going on there.
Okay is it one of those things where you put
like either a lime or lemon in and you could squeeze it.
(ringing)
- Correct.
- Yeah.
- Your clue is soup.
- What the hell is that?
Doesn't feel like a can opener,
but I feel like it's gotta be,
I'm just gonna say can opener.
(buzzing)
- No, trust your butt, it's a, I don't know.
- What, oh come on, that could be used for so many things.
Soup is the last thing I'd put in there.
- You're right, a hat.
- That's too small for soup.
- Messy boy.
- What the (beeping).
That's just my Tinder profile.
I feel nothing.
- Manners.
- Okay, it's either a napkin or a bib.
- Yes, it's a napkin.
(ringing)
Messy boy was the perfect clue.
Flip.
(upbeat music)
- Oh the pancake flipper thing.
- Yes, I believe spatula.
Your clue is if you don't have one of these in your kitchen,
let me do it.
That's your clue.
There's a million things in the kitchen
that usually go in a kitchen, but we'll find out.
- If you show up to a dinner party,
and they don't have this, you're like, was this a prank?
I'm gonna go with slurp slurp,
I'm gonna go with monster soup energy.
- Is it a spoon?
- Yes.
(ringing)
(upbeat music)
So you are the official winner.
(clapping)
Wow.
- Woo, yes.
Wo oh my God.
- Now you get to take as promised,
any piece of trash home.
These are great for any home,
this is good...
- Spatula here, I do not have a butter brush.
I'm gonna take it.
- Wow, yes.
- When I'm making my bread rolls and I gotta (popping)
right on the top with a little bit of butter,
I do not have one of these for that.
Feels good on the face, feels good on your food,
and on your butt, I can confirm that.
Bye world.
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