These bell bottoms are a great investment - they'll never go out of style
SHUT UP!!
*Groovy music*
Now Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I've asked you in today because your son
got an F on his exam!
*Gasp* How could you get an F, Andrew!
My Lord, I am so disappointed in you, son.
I am so sorry Mom and Dad, please don't make me work in the coal factory!
He's gonna be working there, alright.
*Hardcore music*
Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I've brought you in today because
your son got an F on his exam.
*Gasp*
How could you give my son an F?
It's your job to make sure he understands the material.
This hurts my confidence.
See! Look what you did to my baby boy.
You better change his grade or you're gonna get your ass sued!
Understandable.
I knew I should've taken that job at the coal factory.
*Groovy music*
POWER TO THE PEOPLE, Y'ALL!
POWER TO THE PEOP- AH!!!
*Hardcore music*
*Banjo in background*
YEEEAAAAH!
*Punch*
*Cameras clicking*
Uh...
You saw he was drinking that gun, right?
I was in fear for my life!
*Groovy music*
*Sneeze*
God bless you. Here you go.
*Blows nose really hard*
*Keeps blowing nose*
Thank you.
No problem.
*Sipping coffee*
*Hardcore music*
*Sneeze*
Bless you.
Don't push your religious views on me.
Sorry. Um, do you need a tissue?
Don't waste paper!
Climate change denying son of a b*tch.
*Groovy music*
Groovy.
I'm completely entertained.
*Hardcore music*
*Multiple electronic devices beeping*
SO BORED!!!
*Gasps*
Now, this is entertaining!
*Groovy music*
The nation is still shaken after the shooting
that occurred in Atlanta, six months ago.
The one person who was injured
is expected to make a full recovery.
This event will live in our hearts forever.
*Hardcore music*
The shooting that occurred early this morning
In Atlanta has, since, been, oh.
I am now getting word that fifteen
minutes ago, there was a shooting in Bakersfield with,
Oh.
I am now getting word that
two minutes ago, there was a shooting in Seattle.
And now, *Gun shots* I'm signing off
because there's a gunman in the studio.
Oh god.
*Gun shots*
*Groovy music*
Here's a hundred dollars for you, George.
And, here's seventy dollars, for you, Ellen.
What? That's not fair!
We do the same job,
We should get paid the same amount.
*Heavy sigh*
Let me make this very clear.
You're getting paid less,
because you're a woman.
It's true.
*Hardcore music*
Alright, here's a hundred dollars for you John,
Thank you!
And seventy three dollars
for you, Haley.
What?
That's not fair, we do the same job,
we should get paid the same amount!
*Laughs loudly*
Look at that! An actual funny woman!
We are so progressive to think
a woman, can be just as funny as us men.
*Men both laugh*
You're both idiots.
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