You ever had diarrhea?
Mm, my friend does.
Don't lie to me.
You had diarrhea before.
Once in a while.
I know.
Five, four—
Wait, three or five?
Four? Alright.
Get on with it, boy!
Ah!
Goo goo, ga ga.
Ah!
Ah! F***!
This isn't funny.
What floats your boat?
What floats my boat?
Catamaran.
What's that?
It's a boat.
We have her. We're good.
I'm Jasper, I'm gonna kick my dad's ass all day.
Drop one, flush one.
Oh.
He's about to go down these stairs.
It's gonna be amazing!
Oh!
F***, my ass bump.
Hey, what are you doing?
What?
What the hood gonna be?
Smuggling my grapes.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
How did you know that?
Do you like golfing?
Yeah.
Do you like balls?
Eh?
Me too.
What?
Huh?
I'm Taco, and I'm about to get kicked in the nuts.
Hummana hummana—
Oh!
Got sharked, b*tch!
What's up, ma? How you doin'?
Oof.
Nonde Hai!
Yeah!
Ow!
Yeah!
Pick a card.
Choose a card.
Alright, right there.
We don't have all day.
Okay, right there.
Pick— Pick the card out.
You've gotta let me have it.
You— You can grab it.
That's magic.
Give me the card back.
Magic.
Oh, man.
We're street tubbin' today.
Want a balloon?
Take one along, take one along.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Ahhh!
Ayy.
Ayy!
Them rollerblades are slammin'.
Here, take some of this burger.
Want some of my burger too?
Ayy, you the man.
You took the whole burger.
I'm supposed to share it.
Do you need help crossing the street?
I'll help you cross the street.
Now that was a pretty funny.