200.
I cannot name my character cliche canon characters from other systems.
201.
My thief is prohibited from speaking solely in Cant.
202.
Character descriptions cannot contain two of the following words: Slavic, Tonedeaf,
Karaoke, Musician. 203.
My superhero's strength is not classified as snazzy, neato or bodacious.
204.
I am not too sexy for the elf, too sexy for the elf, so sexy myself.
205.
My 3rd ed.
Red Wizard is not allowed to start a business named Thay Co.
206.
I cannot forge a 1 sword of Brad's Min/Maxed Paladin/Monk Slaying.
207.
The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine,
Midget. 208.
I cannot whine about the crappy selection of magical bec de corbins.
209.
My Paladin's heraldry is not a smiley face.
210.
My Antipaladin's heraldry is not Mr. Yuk. 211.
If at any point if my dwarf takes on the mannerisms of Macho Man Randy Savage, he dies.
212.
If the party always starts the adventure in a tavern, I cannot opt to start in a brothel.
213.
I am not the patron saint of common sense.
214.
There is no prestige class Drizzt Slayer.
215.
They do not make heavy weapons in pump action.
216.
There is an upper limit to the number of Bozo boostergangers I can get in a Volkswagon.
217.
If the weapon is capable of staking vampires hiding behind engine blocks, I can't have
it.
218.
No matter my alignment, organizing halfling pit fights is a violation.
219.
In formal introductions to royalty, I must not introduce my companions as just "The Other
Guys".
220.
I am not the master of the low blow or the gang up.
221.
If I get that Yugo up to 120mph again, that's gonna get some paradox.
222.
Druids are not against my religion.
223.
I cannot convince the Solo he has a cortex bomb when he really doesn't.
224.
I cannot insinuate elf chicks are all easy, even though you never hear about a half gnome
do you?
225.
I am forbidden from monologuing. 226.
Troll bubblegum...bad idea.
227.
My last wish cannot be "I wish we were playing another game."
228.
I cannot use my time machine to hire Hitler a hooker in 1920, thus avoiding WW2.
229.
Not allowed to spontaneously check if the elf can take a punch.
230.
There is no such thing as monofilament tooth floss.
231.
I am not allowed to do anything that would make a Sith Lord cry.
232.
It is not possible to recreate any scene from Dr. Who in Crinos.
233.
If I am the medtech it is generally assumed I am going to have skill in medicine.
234.
My character does not get d34 HP a level.
235.
My Samedi is required to have dots in obfuscate.
Plural, as in more than one, two more than none.
236.
My character has no need for 24,000 cartons of cigarettes, especially in his neighbor's
garage.
237.
Not allowed to use more than 3 words per game that the GM has to look up the definition.
238.
My bard cannot play or has ever heard of the theremin, didgeridoo or glass armonica.
239.
My rockerboy cannot play or has ever heard of the theremin, didgeridoo or glass armonica.
240.
Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.
241.
Cannot use the jedi mind trick to get out of a speeding ticket.
242.
Not allowed to give quicklings Mountain Dew. 243.
Cannot cast haste on the king during a long winded speech to get him to hurry the hell
up.
244.
Not allowed to taunt the rest of the party in 8 different languages because they forgot
to take any.
245.
Not allowed to attend any opera whose name the GM confuses with a strip joint.
246.
I cannot keep selling that creepy guy's always naked elf chick to nomads every chance I get.
247.
If the king rewards me with a forest, I am to assume he intends for me to keep it a forest.
248.
There is no Halfling god of groin shots.
249.
If a black op requires me to impersonate an employee, I cannot bill the target for overtime.
250.
Superfluous Man is not a viable superhero concept.
251.
I am not the Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Gundam Wing Z.
252.
I can not order the Druid to transform and roll out.
253.
If the other party members forget to take any food prep skills, not allowed to let them
starve to death.
254.
I cannot blow 5 paradox in: A police line up, the candy aisle of Krogers, the Miss America
Pageant. 255.
I cannot create a superhero that can palm the moon.
256.
The following cleric domains do not exist: Wet T-Shirts, Atheism, Keggers
257.
I cannot wish nobody else gets wishes.
258.
There is no such thing as Skyclad Armor 5 259.
My Highlander's name cannot be McHammer. 260.
Gnomes do not have a racial bonus in bobsled. 261.
The Barbarian's name does not translate into "Screams like little sissy girl" in my language.
262.
When the GM forces the plot, I cannot make choo-choo noises.
263.
Not allowed to attempt to kill the Hutt by pouring salt on him.
264.
I cannot use the time machine to go to Ancient Greece where all the women were leather clad,
oiled down with big bosoms. 265.
It assumed my mechwarrior knows at least what one of the buttons in his cockpit does.
266.
At the end of a black-ops, I cannot crank call C-SWAT on the target's phone.
267.
I cannot yell "FREEBIRD" every time the bard makes a perform roll.
268.
Mr. Welch is not allowed to speak in 3rd person.
269.
My character cannot hear the soundtrack.
270.
I cannot derail the adventure for a two hour in character discussion on the qualities of
rope.
271.
Tracheotomies are best left to characters with skills in medicine.
272.
No skill allows specializing in defenestration. 273.
No matter how smart I make my animal companion, he still can't take the tax accountant skill.
274.
I cannot commune with the Gods during peak hours.
275.
I must remember at dinner time Rock is not a dwarven delicacy.
276.
I must remember at dinner time Log is not an elven delicacy.
277.
My half-ogre cannot surprise the halflings with spontaneous games of dodgeball.
278.
Anything the DM has to ponder the full impact of for more than a minute is forbidden.
279.
I cannot base any elf off of any British Prime Minister.
280.
Thermonuclear hand grenades do not exist in any genre except Paranoia.
281.
I cannot get emotionally attached to any generic nondescript unnamed NPC.
282.
Even if laughter is the best medicine, it still doesn't restore any of my HP.
283.
I have been assured with total certainty Ralph is not a Japanese name.
284.
When the CO asks for volunteers, I can't help others make a decision.
285.
I am not from Margaritaville, and even if I was, that doesn't excuse the hawaiian shirt
and lawn chair during the dress inspection.
286.
No character of mine can start with 400 previous convictions for any misdemeanor.
287.
When asked for advice before a fight "Don't wet yourself in public" is not what they were
looking for.
288.
I cannot name my character after another PC already in this game.
289.
My character does not have the flaw Addiction: Helium.
290.
I cannot figure that the dungeon we're in is the Pac-Man maze and point it out to the
rest of the party.
291.
I cannot form a huddle to discuss strategy before facing the final monster in the dungeon.
292.
I cannot take all the monsters I've killed to the taxidermist after the adventure.
293.
Clowns shoes have no place in a dungeon crawl.
294.
My dwarf is not claustrophobic, likewise, my elf is not agoraphobic.
295.
When my enemy blinks does not give me an attack of opportunity.
296.
I cannot make called shots with a crew served weapon.
297.
I cannot hand out artillery flares to the bad guys on New Years and tell them they are
roman candles. 298.
Sprechen Sie Bang-Bang? is not real German.
299.
I do not get any XP for anyone I kill by stampeding sheep.