*rock music plays in background*
Jon: This is exciting!
Jon: Oh, boy!
Jory: And it's propelling itself around like a jet engine!
Jory: Son of a bitch!
No one likes roasted nuts!
They did not fare well in the experiment!
Jory: Stay protected, Africa!
Jory: It kinda oozed around.
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave moist towelettes? Absolutely!
*egg explodes*
Jory and Ezra: OH!
Jon: That's pretty hot, though.
Jory: Shed some light on the issue!
Jon: Wow! Look at that!
Jon: When was the last time you saw something that hot that was six inches, Jory?
Jory: Oh! It just sprayed!
Ezra: I don't know if that's the first time you've gotten white stuff all over Diane!
I've got arthritis!
Jon: Oh, my God! Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
*Axe can explodes*
*Diane explodes*
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jon: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
*snow globe explodes*
Jon: It's just comin' off like a landslide!
Jory: It looks like it's wax right now.
Jon: Whoa! It's up there!
I really like listening to these.
This one looks like a gun.
Jory: Ooh! Ah!
Jory: This is bad! How bad? Flaming bad!
Jon: Holy [beep]!
They have natural curls!
Jon: You [beep]in' wrecked her!
Jory: Oh, and it just burst into flame!
*pyramid squeals*
*iPod explodes*
Good news, honey! It's a boy!
Jon: Look what you're scraping up!
Goop inside her! Goop inside her! (laughs)
DVD Jory: I can't go in the microwave!
Jory: Sure, you can!
Jory: That's me!
Jory: They're just kinda slimy.
Jory: See that? How it's picking it up?
Jory: It fused itself to the station!
Jory: Oh, yeah, that one's liquid!
*music ends*
Jory: Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron, with the 100th episode!
Jory: (in evil scientist voice) It's alive! It's alive! MUAHAHAHAHA!
But it'll die in my microwave!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield.
Jon: Like we have for the last 100 episodes!
This IS the 100th episode! (makes fireworks noises) It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts! And we also have these masks and stuff. Let's do this! 100th episode!
We have these fans here, to circulate the air, and is there any microwave I would rather spend the 100th episode with than Lacey here?
Jon: Diane? Sandra? Helga?
No! That's bogus!
Jon: Lacey, the smallest, and yet, most durable!
Jory: Okay, I wonder how long I should put it in there? 100 seconds, 100th episode!
Jory: If I put in "1:00," though, it'll come up as "60," so I have to put 1:40. That's 100 seconds right there, baby! Math-tastic!
Jon: Yes!
Okay, let's do this!
Jon: For the 100th frickin' time! Let's roast some nuts!
Jon: I'm gonna shut this light off, so we can see even better from back here.
Jory: It's getting really smoky in there, from the bottom of it.
Jon: That could be problematic... I think it just shattered. I think the plasma globe just shattered without any light show at all!
Jory: Does that mean Lacey is just THAT powerful?
Jon: Lacey is super powerful! She packs a small wallop for a girl her size! Dude, I don't think there's anything going on in there. I think it broke already.
Jory: Let's see what we did in there...
Jon: 5... 4... 3... 2... Go!
Jon: Wow!
Jory: That is a lotta smoke!
Jon: It sure is, dude!
Jory: Somethin' tells me that plasma globe doesn't work anymore...
Jon: Are you sure?
Jory: I'm just gonna go ahead and pull that outta there.
Jon: Hold on a second, Jory. I'm gonna help you out for once, and use this big, giant fan! I'm holding a fan AND a camera! I am way talented!
Jon: It's all dissolved away, dude.
Jory: Okay, let's put this right here... You may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a plasma globe? The thing is that we just took something that was cool and made it NOT cool!
Jon: It didn't even give us a light show! It failed!
Jory: It didn't give us a light show, it just smoked from the get-go! And smoking is bad!
Jon: Don't smoke, kids!
Jory: So, is it a good idea? No, it is not a good idea to microwave a plasma globe!
Jory: And that's about it for the 100th episode of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host for the 100th episode, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
100th episode!
Jon: I'm still Jonny Paula, if anybody cares!
Jory: Yeah. Editor, co-creator right there- 100th episode!
Jon: Nobody cares!
Jory: You're right... Okay, let's go.
Jon: The music's already playing. We should just leave.
Jory: Yeah, we're done!