Gday people how are you going today's great day for a debate today we have a debate
between the left and the right so here we have I'm all right we have Glenn with
the right and on my left you have Glenn on my way so another so let's get into
it shall we so okay I just have a series of four
questions which are the basis of a left right wing debate and we'll never eat
them on your opinions so the first one should be what will be your role in
forming government and what the government's policy be why Thank You
Glenn and I am very happy it's actually be here to debate a left-winger or a
coming suit and well you asked the question how will we form a new
government well are you an idiot quite frankly who
form the government will be a majority will pass the legislation that's how
we're gonna form a government because we will have midnight in the power and Wow
what will we do when we get into government well basically we will repeal
all legislation relating to anything that stops businesses from doing
business so any red tape that restricts the business we're going to repeal so
some examples are or the environment where you're going to get rid of all
legislation on the environment so farmers can clear all the land now
people can we'll get rid of the minimum wage so people can pay whatever they
want in the work um get rid of all safe and healthy
regulations so my if you diet work well that your father you should have taken
more kit we can't blame the business for any of that can we
Oh what else will we do we will subsidize people with multiple houses a
lot more we will give them an incentive right we'll give them a hundred thousand
dollars put them to buy a new house I think that's fair so if you've owned
five or more houses yeah you deserve to get $100,000 because you're just a good
saver bloody if you are you know private schools well we're just gonna fund this
bucket and then mmm so every child actually gets a certain amount of money
from 48 child well we're just gonna tacky more money for private schools and
where will we get that money from Oh we'll get it from public schools that's
we'll get their money from yeah and for industry hmm well they can completely if
they want that's not a problem if you get sick because it's polluted that's
your whole and also we're going to get rid of Medicare because private health
is actually better than Medicare it actually runs better it's a lot cheaper
and it will funnel more money to more mates
that's basically what it will do so thank you Glen and yeah idiot that's
over on the right cuz there's a wanker I'm sorry yeah how will we form the
government well basically we want to get a mandate on both to represent and
Senate and we want to have the ability to actually pass legislation you know
I'm right and what we'll do when we get into power is that we will
we will legislate to make Australia or equal we will nationalize a lot of
things of the businesses that are not actually running possibly so we have a
problem with the banks we're just going to totally nationalize the banks but
that can actually come in the next question of how will we run the economy
um but basically the role of the government is to regulate how society
works how individuals perform their function within society we will
legislate that like in Canada if you do not use the proper pronoun for a person
you'll get twenty years jail also if you even show slightest hint of being sexist
you'll get twenty years jail when we're serious about this if you have a policy
of not an equal outcome for everyone doesn't matter if they perform good or
bad you'll get 20 years jail we're serious about this we're going to make
society totally equal in in both opportunity and outcome so we're gonna
make a paradise and that's what our government is gonna do okay so the
second question in this debate how should the economy be run now from
Central's point I probably see both sides look good in both sides it looks
like the bad but I'd like to see your perspectives you know this one will
start without the guy on the right so the second question is how should the
economy be you run unlike the commies I had a they won
privatize everything um well sharply yeah well so Becky you call me Mom
we actually privatize everything so we have Medicaid well we're gonna privatize
that that's how we're gonna get rid of it
mm Oh what else Oh public transport hmm in those places if
it's not privatized it is gonna be as well as gas electricity water that's all
going to be privatized and if you can't pay for it well then you need to get
another job because it's not our problem that you don't earn enough for money
also we're going to get rid of dull so people who are looking for jobs will
actually have more of an incentive to go ahead and give it up because it
shouldn't be a the working people's policies to actually um fund those who
are unemployed and also pensioners well you shoulda saved when you were younger
so we're going to index the pension II can be center of the inflation so you
will have to find a way to get more money because there's a pensioner you
should have saved more when you were younger
don't blame us because the age of entitlement is over unless you're a big
business we're going to fund the fucking business we're gonna cut taxes so big
business it's a lot more for their back and they pay less taxes because who
wouldn't want to pay me less taxes was painless exercise so that's basically
how we're going to run the economy we have some other policies but we're not
going to reboot actually I can't remember
bloody wanker the economy should be run in the socialist manner
so we'll just nationalize everything all industrial will become state-owned the
bank's wouldn't come state-owned all the utilities will become state-owned
everything will be state-owned run and many'd everyone will get the same pay
those who are rich will have although well confiscated we're gonna make this a
universal paradise this will be a great place to be because if I'm will be equal
we will it would just be fun for all so there's no there's no reason to be
scared about our socialist policies because we
just have society as our main focus to make society egalitarian to make it
equal and to make sure that everyone has the right opportunities so all prices
will be set there will be no inflation there'll be
no deflation and people will be given no incentive to better themselves or to
make a product or to work in a more efficient manner that is how were you
gonna run your home so the third question unlike the US is how can we
make society better how can we make society better hmm well first of all
give people guns there's basically more gun
better so how else we can make society better is that we can focus on the
individual as an individual you should be able to become better person yourself
it's not society's role that should make you a better person
society is there for a collective it's just a clinic body of people who have
bettered themselves and made themselves a lot more better
so then society gets better and that's basically how we are going to focus on
society because schools should not be the one to teach children how to better
themselves there should be no safe schools there should be a priest in
schools priests and religious people a great influence and a positive influence
on people overall and they have a high higher moral standing in those who are
not religious like atheist they're pretty immoral and I believe
that the P children should be segregated so we should have white people we should
have our Asians and Indians and well we're not gonna talk about the
aboriginals why we you just cost me it's racist
how we're gonna make society better nice we are gonna get rid of the class system
so everyone from the Prime Minister the Governor General down to a person who
lives on the street have our total equality in everything including pay
opportunity outcome so there no one has an advantage over the other
well we'll focus on eliminating all the inequalities in society
without actually doing anything about the individual and we will try to make
outcomes as equal as possible actually they will be equal because they will be
mandated so if someone does 50% of the work one person that's 50% of the work
and then we have another five bill would do the other 50% of the work that one
person who does 50% of the work will have the same outcome as each of those
five people so if they get thousand dollars a week yeah five people also get
$1,000 each a week and there will be an equal opportunity to rise in management
level and everyone has an opportunity to rise in the management level this is not
based on actual work outcomes this is based on well you are banging the policy
line of the socialist doctrine so if you're a bit socialist you're gonna move
up if you're not sorry there's no way you're gonna move up and we're going to
preach that there are thousands and thousands of sexual orientations
like me I'm an attack Apache helicopter detergent
so that's who identify it and if you do not apply that to me you'll get 20 years
jail in the tell you're gonna make society lot fear and a lot better so
that is good okay so now yeah basic foundation of
their beliefs right and on the left so I basically like to know what are you
gonna do when you get into government so
so if we're getting the power we're gonna implement these policies basically
what we're gonna do is allow the rich get richer poorer to get poorer because
basically if you're not earning enough money if you can't actually get it with
job that's my fault it's your fault you should actually try harder and make
yourself a better person because I'm not gonna waste more taxpayers money I'm
fining you and um oh we're gonna cancel immigration and we're going to deport
all those who are not white so we're going to bring back the White Australia
Policy and bring back the White Australia Policy and yeah straight would
just get up become a better place
well obviously we can't deport the aboriginals but we can't actually
properly restrict them to reservations that's not like that what they do in the
United States bad town also will send up concentration camp for the left wingers
than anyone else that you know doesn't follow our policy and maybe
yeah often woodchuck the immigrants in there too
the porter no country's gonna take it we just put them in concentration camps so
that's basically what we're gonna do because what power so thank you very
much
so if we get into power the first thing gonna do is set up your
legs cuz those who do not follow the Social Doctrine need to be re-educated
and they need to work and we will confiscate the wealth of everyone and
redistribute it so everyone has an equal opportunity of having a limited amount
of wealth so the billionaires in Australia will take their money and will
give it to those who are not billionaires even millionaires not a
millionaires but if somebody gets like twenty thirty thousand dollars they'll
get some of that money and we use the majority of the money to actually
improve infrastructure and make society better but if those are rich people
don't want to actually follow these policy well we have a GU leg where you
can go and visit for a while and by the time we get out the GU leg that if you
do you don't die then you will be reiterated and you'll be useful to this
society hmm so these what we the Socialists were
actually doing when we when I say Socialists I mean communists
when we get into power so thank you thank you mister right-wing idiot I
didn't listen to anything you say because I'm deaf - right witness I'm
pretty sure you're deaf to me so thank you host Glenn for supporting
us so that concludes our debate and I'd like to know then in the comments
what you think about the people who have the best view of you now I'm expecting
to actually get a lot of our abuse from both sides of the political spectrum but
these can go get fucked because the years are nothing but trouble
thank you very much for watching have a awesome day
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