Hi, I'm Stella Zhau, and now
with our new student segment is Lincoln Loud
with the Royal Woods Royal Welcome.
Thanks, Stella.
I'm standing here with Charlie Uggo.
That's French.
Charlie just moved here from Tennessee.
Tell us, Charlie, what brought you
and your family to Royal Woods?
Well, Lincoln...
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Ooh, dream weaver ♪
♪ I believe you can get me Through the night ♪
And that's why we moved here.
That's a funny story.
My dad being out of work?
Before that.
The factory fire?
Yes.
I have a butt pimple.
It's sore to the touch.
I wanted to pop it yesterday,
but my sister said it wasn't ready.
I can't look away.
Butt pimple.
[music playing]
Hey, hey, hey, Linc. What's popping?
Not funny, Mr. Coconuts!
Hey, don't be mad at him just because you're the butt...
...of somebody else's joke.
Has everyone seen this video?
Well, I don't know if everyone's seen it,
but eight million people have seen the remix.
♪ I-I-I-I have a butt pimple (Butt pimple) ♪
♪ It's sore to the touch (Sore to the touch) ♪
♪ Butt pimple (Butt pimple) ♪
♪ I wanted to pop it yesterday♪
I'm sure this whole thing's gonna die down, right?
♪ B-b-b-b-butt pimple Sore to the touch ♪
♪ I-I-I-I have a butt pimple ♪
Where did you get that shirt?
Oh, Flip's selling 'em. Check out the back.
I'm never gonna be able to show my face in school again.
Hey, Linc, if you ever need to go into hiding,
I got a good bucket guy.
Thanks, Lana, but I think I'm gonna go lie down.
[sighing]
Oh, Bun-Bun, how could I have been so immature?
She's the perfect girl for me, and I totally blew it.
I used to be the Man with the Plan.
Now I am the Boy with the Butt Pimple.
I don't think this day could get any worse.
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't worry. I'm giving you the friends and family discount.
I appreciate the discount, Lucy, but I don't want you to bury me.
Sigh. I've never buried someone famous before.
Hi, Lincoln.
Are you guys here to pile on?
'Cause there's more shovels in the garage.
You're our baby brother. We're here to help.
Not me. I wouldn't be caught dead with you.
Good one.
Thanks for taking care of me, you guys.
I can't believe I blew it with Charlie.
Come on, little bro, don't hang your head.
Yeah, you can totally bounce back from this.
I don't know how that's possible.
Anything is possible when you have us.
You really think so?
We know so.
We're gonna train you how to get the girl.
You guys are the best.
We're going to turn you into a lean...
- Mean... - Lady-killing machine.
Let's do this.
[music playing
Who's ready for some fried chicken?
We are.
Hey, what's going on, Linc?
The girls were going to help me win Charlie back,
and then they just stopped.
Oh, well, maybe I can help you."
- Really? - Sure.
- You'd do that? - Yes.
Thanks, Dad. [doorbell ringing]
Oh. The doctors here.
Our brother has a butt pimple.
It's the only thing standing between him
and what might be true love.
A butt pimple.
I've lanced a lot of butt pimples in my day,
but that one fought back.
Wear that overnight,
you'll be good as new in the morning.
Thanks, doc. You're a real lifesaver.
Come here. Good luck with the girl.
I have to say you guys are the best.
When I was lying in Lucy's grave earlier,
I had lost all hope.
Because of you Lincoln Loud is back,
and more confident than ever.
[doorbell ringing]
Oh, I'll bet that's the doctor back
to fix the rest of you. [chuckles]
I gotta get back into character.
I haven't seen you at school,
so I wanted to give you your homework.
I've gotta go.
Wait. Don't leave.
I'm only wearing this diaper
because the doctor lanced my butt pimple!