Thanks, buddy. You really saved my behind.
No joke!
[electronic music playing] Oh! Yeah!
Uh! Uh!
Huh-uh! Huh-uh!
[blowing a raspberry]
Oh-oh!
Huh-uh!
[humming]
SpongeBob, I need...
Whoa... Sponge--
[screams]
[electronic music playing]
[humming]
Oh! Hey there, boyo.
Lovely day for a boat wash.
Isn't it?
[crying]
Oh...
Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts.
[screaming]
SpongeBob, land on your bottom!
It'll cushion the impact of the fall!
Like this?
No, your other bottom!
Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
Not until four.
Oh! That's gotta hurt.
Do it again, I wasn't looking!
Well, it looks like your gluteus maximus
has made a full recovery.
My what has a what now?
Your butt's all better.
It's really quite amazing.
It took 20 hours to put it all back together.
We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick.
Yep, you're a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, luck boy.
But, from now on, I'd like you to be more careful.
One more injury like that, and you could wind up
like that poor creature there,
in the iron butt.
Oh, man... it itches.
[screaming]
[shouting gibberish]
Huh?
[shouting gibberish]
[screams]
You heard the doctor, Spongebob.
One more injury like that, and it's the iron butt!
I've been too careless back there.
From now on, I am on round the clock butt patrol.
Hey, step away from my backside, I'm warning you!
What's your problem?
Ah! That that was close.
[ref whistling] Hey, SpongeBob.
Why don't you join us? We need an extra player.
Nice catch, Percy.
Ah!
- Hey, SpongeBob! - [screams]
You gotta try this, dude!
[laughs] We finally got enough people
for a seven-mile spanking machine! [laughs]
[slapping] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
- Next! - Ah!
[screaming]
Is this where the line starts?
My butt is not safe out here!
No part of me is safe!
This tastes kinda bad.
Would you buy it, though?
Well, yeah. For the convenience.
And the face of that stupid guy. [laughs]
Though I have noticed a bit of a side effect.
Mm-hm...
Oh!
[laughs] He loves it.
Look, this guy wasn't trying to run you out of town.
He just wanted to sell you a luxury vacation
at a modest price.
Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore.
[gasping]
Um...
I think I need to take a shower.
[cash register ringing]
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, and uh, Mr. Squidward, I've got a hot date tonight,
so don't let no one bother me for the next few hours.
I'm gonna be in the tanning bed, browning the leather.
- [laughs] - Hm?
- Hello! - Hmm...
[humming]
[sighs]
Mmh...
Ooh... Nice and toasty in here.
I'll be back for you later.
Patrick, there's something weird
about these frozen Krabby Patties.
Looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there.
Speak for yourself.
[ding]
Ooh, I'm done.
[grunting]
Eeh... Ooh, where'd me shell go?
I'm never that careless with me carapace.
[beeping] Oh, no! I'm running late!
I'll just have to grab me spare suit from home.
[Mr. Krabs] Phew, ooh, oh...
Let's see, if I time this right
no one will notice me naked nethers.
[grunting]
[baby crying]
[grunting]
Whoo-whoo! Shake it! Yeah!
Shake that bubble butt!
[record scratch] Yeah!
Not only do I hurt on the outside...
but I also hurt on the inside.
And in shocking news today, it has been revealed
that frozen Krabby Patties are made with sand.
[retching]
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[retching]
[screaming]
[retching]
[meowing]
[retching]
So, how's that tan coming?
I don't know, let me check.
Looking good.
How's yours?
Just a minute.
[screams]
I could've sworn I was lying on my back.
[laughing]
Ha-ha! I made it!
Eww, Daddy!
You're naked and ruining my cheerleader slumber party!
[gasping]
♪ Hey, hey, hey! Mr. K! ♪
♪ We don't wanna see Your booty today! ♪
[gasping]
Nagging Neptune!
[grunts] Back, you twisted tongue!
You will not lick me!
[screams]
[phone ringing]
There's a call coming through on my Pants-A-Phone.
Krabs to Agent SpongeBob. Come in SpongeBob.
- It's for you. - Agent SpongeBob here.
You found out what Plankton's up to?
I'm afraid we've lost him, Mr. Krabs.
Well, find him, lad!
I'm not paying you to goof off with Patrick!
You're not paying me at all, Mr. Krabs.
Exactly, so get to work!
[beeping]
If you'd like to make a call, please deposit 25 cents.
[ding]
KelpShake, KelpShake! Oh, how I love a KelpShake!
[crying]
What's happening to me?!
[gasping]
They've shut down the KelpShake restaurants!
[screaming]
Okay, Patrick, we're in position.
Now, how do we get inside?
I think the front door is open.
Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.
We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.
This looks like a job for Patrick Star LaserPants!
Ooh...!
[groaning]
[groaning loudly]
[farts]
Good work, Patrick! Now it's my turn.
[grunts]
I thought you were holding the rope.
I am, and you need to be quiet!
We're on a secret mission!
Secret mission, ay?
[screaming]
Don't you think I know what you're up to?
You want to eat at the Chum Bucket
without your boss knowing.
Karen, we've got a customer!
I'll let you two look over the menu.
SpongeBob, I have to go.
Oh, can't you go later?
[groans]
My laser pants aren't working right.
[groaning]
[sighs]
Can I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?
Oh, no thanks.
Or perhaps a bran muffin?
SpongeBob, I have to go now!
Prune Danish?
[groaning]
What the...
[screaming]
Hut, two! Hut, two! Hut, two! Hut, two!
Left turn!
Crack. Bump. Nickel. Hey a nickel!
Keep your eyes on the road, cadet.
[gasps] Pebble!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Sure the lad's a bit overeager,
but you've got to learn to roll with the punches,
go with the flow.
And don't bring anything on a boat
that you ain't prepared to lose.
[laughing]
[gasps] Ah!
Me millionth dollar!
SpongeBob, wait!
Are you sure you don't need any help, Squidward?
No, thank you.
I am a solitary artiste!
[grunting]
Oh...
- SpongeBob... - Yes, Patrick?
I think I broke my bottom.
[laughs] Broke your bottom!
Oh, Patrick, you're a card!
Whoa!
Yeah.
[grunting]
[sighs]
Much better.
Hey, Patrick, I think you should see a doctor.
I can't see a doctor.
My job doesn't provide me with health insurance.
What job is that?
Exactly.
Hey, SpongeBob, how do I look?
Wow, looks like those Iron Bun workout videos
are really paying off!
[TV] And two, and three,
and four steps closer to your dream body.
I can even do it in my sleep.
[clapping]
Wow!
[ding]
Nice job, ma'am.
Join the party.
[clears throat] But, uh...
the baby's going to have to wait outside.
But he's the perfect shade of Tropical Toddler.
Yes, but...
[gasps] Tyler! How could you!?
Now, don't worry, ma'am, he can wait out here,
with the other rejects.
Oh, no tears, son. We'll get in next year.
Excuse us, sir.
We heard a horrible rumor
that you're going to close Glove World forever.
Close Glove World?!
Has the world gone mad?!
Here, son, take this. You don't wanna catch cold.
[grunting]
[ripping]
Uh, feels good.
Ooh, that looks glovely on you, Patrick.
Come on, come on! Wake up!
[snoring]
And one, and two, and squeeze...!
Oh, who am I kidding? Goodbye, money.
[groaning] Squeeze...!
Goodbye, money.
[crying]
[groaning] Squeeze...!
Huh?
- Oh, no! - The Iron Buns!
[crowd shouting]
[whistling]
Great! Now where am I gonna find another mascot?
Mr. Owner, Mr. Owner!
Can I wear the Glovey Glove costume?
Please, please?
I've always wanted to try it on.
And also, this hat you lent me earlier
is starting to get a little worn out, see?
Well, sure. Why not? I mean, what could go wrong?
Thanks!
[laughing]
Here we are. Jellyfish Fields.
Oh...
Ah!
I hope you didn't forget our nets.
I didn't forget them, Kevin. They're in the trunk.
I'll take a banana split.
Uh, we don't have that.
That's okay, I already split my pants! Get it?
[laughing]
Tee-hee. Anything else?
How about...
ripple?
[laughing]
No, thanks, already got one!
[laughing]
Is that a burger you're eating?
Why, yes, it is.
You know what would go good with that?
No, what?
Ripped... pants.
[laughing]
Ripped pants à la mode!
Delivery!
Did you order 20 cases of...
ripped pants?
[laughing]
Oh...
Who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate?
You did.
And who saves your yellow backside
from certain destruction on a regular basis?
You do.
Ice cream, yay!
[laughing]
[grunts]
Cramp!
[groaning]
[gasping]
[gurgling]
I wasn't even close with that last one.
Propellers, rudders... Pfft.
This one's gonna fly!
I can feel it.
[classical music playing]
What's the big deal?
Those are all my moves!
It's laundry day, Gary!
Oops.
Meow.
You haven't eaten in days.
What about you, Patrick?
A big boy's gotta eat.
Well, you can't have any. And do you know why, SpongeBob?
Because your club president is a shell!
If you had listened to me, you'd have food, shelter,
and a roaring fire.
But instead, you listened to a talking clam.
More soup for your armpit?
[screaming]
Please enjoy the food! Ah!
Would you like some cheese on that, sir?
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Oh! Oh!
[screams]
Oh, now I see it.
This is not good, Patrick! This is not good!
Mr. Krabs is gonna be home soon,
and when he sees what we did to his first dollar...
[screaming]
♪ And now, she won't even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When Big Larry came 'round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob Turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl Ever wants to dance ♪
♪ With a fool who went And ripped his pants! ♪
♪ I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse ♪
♪ But the pain Feels so much worse ♪
♪ Cause windin' up with no one Is a lot less fun ♪
♪ Than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns! ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪
♪ So listen And you won't regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won't end up ♪
♪ Like the fool Who ripped his pants! ♪
There, it's perfect!
Chum is metabolic fuel!
You really did it this time, ol' Planky.
Oh, yeah! Who's a genius?
♪ Have you seen Seen, seen, seen ♪
♪ My genius, genius, genius... ♪
- Where's your ball? - I don't know.
Gotta be around here somewhere.
- There it is! - Uh-oh.
Play it where it lies.
[growling]
Hole in one!
♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪
[humming and beatboxing]
♪ Pizza... Pizza... ♪
Wow! A golden spatula!
And it's even got my name on it.
It's a gift. A gift from a friend.
Friends give each other gifts, and tomorrow is my birthday.
[blowing party horn]
Nobody calls me a dummy!
[grunts]
Wait, Patrick!
You're supposed to let me win, remember?
Oh, yeah.
[grunts]
No, please, wait!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning] Oh, oh...
No, please...
Have mercy! [grunts]
[screaming]
♪ I have never felt so free ♪
♪ High in the sky Is the place for me ♪
♪ Helping friends From up above ♪
♪ These are the things That I love! ♪
[groovy music playing]
Hello, ladies.
♪ When my tear ducts give issue I can't use just any tissue ♪
♪ I need 4-ply, 4-ply, 4-ply When I cry! Huh! ♪
Hey, that is not "Boys Who Cry".
Yeah!
Boo!
- What a ripoff! - This stinks!
[groovy music playing]