D: Today we are going to play: Can you survive Jumanji: PART 2!
H: (sheep noises...i meant wierd noides XD)
D: (Laughing) What was that?
H: Why?
J: The sound of the strange creatures out in the forest in the land of Jumanji
(Laughter) H: I am... very disgruntled
D: Alright listen, you two losers failed last time. So this time we're inviting JoCat at to help us along in this adventure
D: Say hi JoCat J: Hi I'm JoCat I'm good at everything.
S: WOW! just like Stephen
I like this guy already
D: In this game, you guys have three lives if you lose all three lives you are stuck in Jumanji forever (noo)
If one of you mess up all of you die.
H: What? How is that fair? S: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the UN banned collective punishment
D: You will go through seven different challenges and if you manage to survive all seven, you'll be released from this hellhole of Jumanji
J: I mean, I guess that all depends on your perspective on how bad the world of Jumanji is. It's a big ol' forest
I'm sure you could like to survive off of the land like Bear Grylls style eating all the monkeys (wut ;-;)
D: Listen, I will make it a hell, okay?
H: These we have one more person to go through this with. J: I'll die with you
H: Eyy (Laughter)
J: Ahhhhhhh pfff
S: Oh my god it's a shooting star! Make a wish Hosuh. (i wish Stephen wil never stab someone) H: I think it's a person-
It's a person Stephen!
(Poof)D: Hello! Hi guys, how have you guys been doing? J: Good. H: Can you get out of here? Can you please let us out?
D: Okay, I will give you guys one more chance to escape also. The first game is called movie music. J: Oooo H: Movie music...
D: Okay. So basically I'm gonna name a movie and you will sing me a song from that movie. Are you ready?
S: We did this last time
H: Daniel, you know, I don't watch movies
D: It'll go JoCat, Stephen and then Hosuh, then back to Stephen and then JoCa- S: Wait, so we have to do it twice?
I would like to file a complaint with HR. D: I am the HR. S: All right. Hi Daniel, Daniel has been harassing me
(Laughter)
D: Alright, JoCat, you ready?
J: Uh, yes.
D: High School Musical- 3, 2, 1
J: ♩We're all in this together, everyone *unintelligible* and out dreams come true. Wildcats everywhere *unintelligible* ♩
D: Alright- alright-
D: Steven, Phantom of the Opera, 3, 2, 1- S: What the fu- I don't know any songs from this- there's like five remakes!
D: EHHHH
S: Youshih SUCK D̸̢̧̢̝͕̜͙̫͇̉̓̓́̊́̈͌̒͝i̸̝͚̻͉͎͔̻̞͌̃̈́͒̈̀̓̐͌͂͊͝c̸̢̯̝̒̍̓̋̓͛͂̀̈́͘͘k̸͍͙͍͎̙̩̝̫͇̽̾̈́̈́̒͘ A DICK DANIEL wait
You sing me a song from the Phantom of the Opera
D: ♩Sing to me! *high pitch note* ♩ S: I-I cannot
D: ♩SING!! *high pitch note*♩
J: That's the entirety of Fantom of the Opera
D: I'll give you guys one more chanc-
You want another chance? S: No you- I don't want a chance from you Daniel
H: Stephan wait- D: I'm gonna give you another chance cuz I prepared a lot. (S: Fine) JoCat, Beauty and the Beast! 3, 2, 1
J: ♩Tale as old as time♩
D: Stephan, uh, Lion King. 3, 2, 1
S: ♩ Hakuna matat-♩ oh ś̷̡̡̳͚̬̟̩̯͉̹̃̈́̓̉̚h̵̠̲̦͒͐̚i̷̥̙̩̦̜̻̓̊̌̑͒̋̔̏̕t̸̛̳͙̥͔̑͛́͐̒̾̈́̔̚͝
(Laughter)
D: Hosuh, Bohemian Rhaspody (oh my god my cousin love this song)
H: What's that?
D: EHHHHH!
S: What?! J: Really!?
H: W-what is it? D: YOU DON'T KNOW Bohemian Rhapsody!? H: Okay, I have not watched it.
J: Yes you do, you know Bohemian Rhaspody. H: To be fair, I've lived under a rock for fifteen years
J: Bohemian Rhapsody is so loud that your rock would crack under the sound of its fame.
D: You guys loose a life. (J: *dies*) The next one is irrelevant answers
I will ask you a question and you have to answer in a completely irrelevant way if it's relevant in any way you lose
Stephan, what do you want to tell me right now? S: Tree!
D: Hosuh, what is your life goal? H: Water jug
D: JoCat, what's your role model? J: Walking down the street
D: Hosuh, what's your nickname- H: I love number nine.
D: Stephan, if you had a girlfriend, what would you tell her? S: Pencil case.
D: Uuhhhh, you guys got it. Dangit!
J: I don't know, I'll tell my girlfriend pencil case every morning
(Laughter)
J: Just kidding. I don't have a girlfriend.(hello darkness my old friend)
D: Listen, you guys wanna play double or nothing for this one. I'll give you your one life back. All right?
S: All right. Let's do this then. D: Who wants to go first?
H: Stephen first, Jo and then me cause I'm the weakest link here.
D: Stephen what's in your fridge? S: Speakers. Wait, that does work.(dafaq)
D:Okay
(Laughter)
D: You guys loose another life! H: Oh no...
J: We are gonna be trapped in Jumanji for the rest of our lives because of your stupid speakers!
D: You guys wanna do triple or nothing? S: No. (J: No)
S: We are gonna die
D: Let's move on to the new game. You know what, since we still have five games left I'll let you guys keep the one extra life
S: Huh get rekt- D: Okay, right. This game is called famous quotes finisher
I will give you half of the first famous quotes and you will name me the other half of the famous quote
J: I'm pretty good at these. H: I hate these... S: Okay guys. D: All right, Joe. There's no place like...
J: Home
D: Stephen to infinity and... S: Beyond.
D: The first rule of fight club is...
S: OH MY GOD... YOU GIVE HIM A MOVIE QUOTE?
H: I've never hea- What is this?
D: EHHHH S: NONONO You can't give him movie quotes
He doesn't know movies!
H: Wait what, where's this from?
J: Has Hosuh never seen a movie before- S: Hosuh doesn't anything unless its in Japanese(anime fyi)
H: Noooo
J: I'm sure there's a Japanese dub of Fight Club out there somewhere
D: All right all right, break it up guys. I'll give you guys another chance
S: I'll break your neck up- D: Okay, maybe I won't give you another chance
S: W-W-w-ait wait
J: But the first rule of Fight Club is to not talk about Fight Club, (D: Oh, oh-) so he didn't say the quote. So does that technically mean-
D: No!
S: Wow-
D: I'll let you guys go again
JoCat, curiosity killed the... J: The cat
D: Opposites... S: Attract
D: (Cute laugh) Hosuh? H: I hate you Daniel.
H: I just hate you so much.
S: I swear to God Daniel-
D: Okay, he must know this one elementary my...
H: Elementary my... what?
J: Really!? D: Oh my gosh-
S: That's- that- Oh my god-
H: Where's this from? D: Sherlock Holmes, yeah
H: I didn't watch Sherlock Holmes!!!
J: No, it's just like cause Sherlock Holmes has been around for like 200 years-
S: For this one, I think JoCat and me should get a go again to pull Hosuh's slack-
D: Okay, what do I get in return? S: Nothing- you get content
D: Ok, if I want really good content. I need you to sing for me. S: Okay, what song-
D: the Phantom of the Opera?
S: Oh suck aD̸̡̨̢̧̡̧̨̧̧̧̡̢̢̨̨̨̨̨̢̨̧̛̛̲̘͈̲̦̟͍̹̣̱̫̮̟̘͖̩̬̜̦̲̺̪̱̱̙̱͍̟̖̭̭̘̙͕̼̲̱͉̩̟̳͖̪͓̠̭̮͔̜͎̜̩͉̲͈̺̬̫̯̦̪̼͔̹̟̲̙̥̟̼̭̦̪̭̤̥̘̮̼̥̰͙̻̺͖̠̩̱̯̺͔͓͔̖̹͇̳̖͙͉͈̝̯̱̯͎̘͖͉̰͍̙̯̳͎͕̪̘̺͖͎̠̮̠̼͚̲̜̭̼̦̙̲̰̻͔̫͎̱͔̞̭͇̜͓͔̳̮̭͎̻̺̥̮͙̟̜͖̟͈̼̦̳̝̰̭͍̪͇͚͇̖̯̣̦̹̗͎̪̿͆͊̀̈́̿͆͒͊̐̽͒̔̊͂͐̓̇̆́̎͂̌̅͛̽́̅̓̐̆͋̐̅̂̑͗̂̄̿̐̽̇́̋̋̏͒̈͆͋̌̓́̒͒̂̓̇̿́̒̌͒͋͐̓͗͐̒͊̎̽̈̇̌̊̿͊̿̑̈́̇̊̎͋͊̂͊̀̋͗͐͆̓͋̓̽̉̄͑̃̃̈̊̽̊̉̓̋̄̓͆̌̄̀̾́̚̕̚̚̕̕̚̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅĮ̸̨̡̡̨̧̢̨̧̧̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̛̛͉̦̹̦̝̗̺̙̪̣͉̠̮̹̲̤̩̮̟̹͕͇̦̯̝̞̖̰̯̘̜̟̙̥̗͇͚͉̼̼͈̖̺̝̹͚̱̭͉̺̻̞̪͎̘̘̦̖̯̤̯̞̯̼̫̺͙͇̗͚̮̠̗̞̖̯̟̤͉̙͎̼͙͕̯̹͖̪̯̲̮̣̣̪̰͕͓͚̣̹͎̫̺̮̱̲̦̺̠͈͓̰̘̲̤̩̜̗̟͉͙̙̪̣̝̘̯̭͎̮̩͈͇̩͔̞͍̯̩͉̬͓͙͔̘̙̯̼̯̩̳̦̥͖̥͉͈̖͍͔͉͚̣̄́̃̓̍̈́̒̓͊̔̍͑̇̌̅͂̐̓̿̊̆̓̄̈́̀̀̋̉̈̒͋͛̂̈́̇̓̃̓̓͛̊̇̍̀̊͑͗̾͐̽̍̋̾͒̍̓͆̐́̌͊̂͐̈́̈́̏̎̈́́̑̿͒̉̎͂͗́̀̔̒̂́̒̿͌̈̆̀̋̈́͒̆̀̾̅̃͗̏̃̅̉̿́̍̿͛̅̓̀͐̉͒̒͆̓̎̄͌̿͊̈́̔̊̔̋̂̑̄͐̓̄͑̊͂͑̂́̒͂͆́̌̂͒͒̊̉̒̈́͆̆̓͗̒͐͋̎͑́̍̑̀̓̂͆̏͗̚͘͘̚̚̚͘̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅÇ̴̨̨̢̧̢̨̢̡̢̡̡̢̡̨̨̡̨̡̨̧̢̢̧̧̡̢̧̨̨̘͓̟̮̳̞̹̟͚͕͉̠̤͕̯̖̖̰̻̫̳͙̰̩̤͈̝͈̼̠̙̪̯͍̬͎̞̻͇̥͕̩͈̹̩̼̬̠̠̤̦̞̼̰͕̣̖̼̜̣̩̲͖͔̭̬̲̪͎͇͉͈͍͍̠̪̪͎͕͚̱͚͙̞͎̫̩̫̖̖͓̖͓̥̬͕̳̦͕͖̫͈͈̭̼͍͈̹̲̬̟̱̰̩̙͇̥̤̪̖͖̗̼̜͕̼͇̠̭̹̜̪̗͚̘͕̬͍͓͖͉̱̦̳̜̫̮̜͖̭̜̖̩̗͕̣͓̣͎̟̫̟̜͈̜͎̦̠͎͓̲̬͎͈͕̱̱̼̩͖̫̟̺͍̙͕͍̗̜̦̹̝̼̖͎̺̦̦͉̖͎̭̩̬̥͔̺̯̮͔̜͉̠̬͎̥̘̞͉̘͙̫̙͍̮̱̰͚̞̣̦̄͛̌̓̃́͛̃̋̓͛͌̅͊͊̀̇͗̉̇̊͗͜͜͜͜͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅK̸̡̢̡̡̡̨̨̡̨̢̡̢̧̨̢̧̧̨̢̡̨̢̧̨̡̢̨̨̧̧̡̡̨̧̨̢̡̢̧̡̛̛̛̼̤̟͎͇̜̹̣̘͖̰̦̮̩̟̗͖̺̖̠̜̣̤͖̥̟̦̖̼̬̻̫̙̣̬̲͙͚̟̙͎͖̫̼͕̥̖̖̼̮̣͈̻̮̱̱̙̩̗̻̱̮̙͈̤̮͍͎͈͍̬̣̭̪̹̻̯̘͇͓͖̺̲͍͈̭̻̠̻̙̮̣͓͎̖̭͔͓̭̠̖̭̰̳̠̼̳͚̳̻̺̥̤̮̤͎̖̣̯͔̺͙̙͇͙̙͔̼̫͍̰͍̗̬͓̮̼̤̖͓͕̤̝̞̮͕̮̜̬͈̟͖̙̩̤̟̼̭̞͖̣̯̘̖͍̲̜̟̜̠͚͙̻̼̼̰̼̳̳̯̰͇͍͙̯̫̮͓̹̖̩̬̦̝̳̼̹͖̪͚͖̖͓̥̹̖͍̯̞̟̫̞͍̼͖͔̠̞̱̮̜̯̥̲͇̹͇̞͖̲̝̟̱̩̗͎̟͕͙̦̼͗̈͆͊́̂͑̓͊͒̑̏̈́̑͋͐̓̑͆̂̓͑̌̇͌͌͑̾͂̀͛͆̇̂̓̏̂͛͆̀̈̀̔̈́̐́̐̉́̂̈͊̀͆̾̀̀͋̐̓̄̀̓͌̓̂̈́̈̈́͆̌̓̔̔́̉͂̌̌̽̄̍̀̏͂́͐̉́̿̆̀͌͌̄͒͒̌̈́̐̅͑̐̂̍̏͌̌̇̓͊̕̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ - I don't know any- YOU'RE FUNNY DANIEL YOU'RE SO FUNNY
D: Alright, but this time it's gonna be harder
(S: Your harder-) D: JoCat to be or not to be? J: That is the question.
D: Stephan, I think therefore... S: I am.
D: Hosuh, the World is... S: What? Even I don't know that one-
J: Yeah... could be like the world is flat as like quoting flat earthers(the earth is oblate spheriod-by the human who made this subtitles/captions)
We don't need Dan- Come on Hosuh, let's get out of here
Alright, I believe in you Hosuh-
D: Are you giving him pep talk? J: Yeah. Yeah caressing him, patting him on the head, giving them good cuddles making(i need the hosuh pillow merch)
sure...
Hey, Sometimes you like to follow your bros and let them let them know that it's gonna be okay and make sure that they're motivated
H: Thank you. (J: bro) Really appreciate it
D: Stephan. I feel the need... S: For speed!
D: Yeahhhh. S: Speed is a drug. D: It is.
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. J: you never know what you're gonna get. D: Yeahhh! Hive five good job
S: We got out, while carrying Hosuh on this game-(look at Daniel in the back XD)
D: Alright alright calm your horses. You still got two lives left. It's anyone's game at this point.
S: No, it's your game- we're just playing it. D: It's Dan's world, We just live in it.
This one is um, brand naming!
For example, I will say underwear and then you will have to keep sayin' a brand of underwears.
H: I'll just say Amazon! Amazon everywhere!
J: I'll go first. H: I'll go second. I got this.
D: Okay, the brand you'll be naming is computers. J: Dell H: Mac S: Intel, J: Acer, H: Windows.
D: Okay. Alright fine. I'll give that to okay
H: We could try it agai- J: No, we beat it. We're done. We're out of here
I've been walking through the swamp for five hours I need new socks-
D: You guys could play double or nothing...
H: if he gives us some underwear we're doomed. I only know one underwear brand...
D: It's double or nothing. Do you guys want to go? (J: Uh do we-)
S: Stephen says yes
H: Alright let's do this
D: The brand you'll be naming is chips.
J: Lay's.
H: Pringles.
S: Doritos.
H: Uh, pretzels.
J: Sun chips.
H: Would pretzels be- uhh-
D: Well lemme look it up
J: OH GOD, OH GOD- H: Oh dangit, we lost it!
H: I'm sorry- J: It's okay, it's okay
H: It is a brand I think...
J: no look look no look look you guys S: Ohhhhh. Ahh! That works! That's a chip!
D: Alright fine...!
H: Wow I appreciate it so hard-
D: You guys are... gaining a life.
This time we're going to play increase the word every time
S: Okay- This is gonna be really hard.
D: You are gonna say I am in Jumanji and I see and then you're going to name something you would see in a forest.
J: So how many how many in total D: so it's a nine in total (S: What!?) J: I believe in us we can do it
J: It's a lot. D: Okay, right. You ready? JoCat go.
J: I am in Jumanji and I see monkeys.
H: I am in Jumanji and I see monkeys, trees.
S: and I see monkeys, trees and grass.
J: I'm in Jumanji and I see monkeys, trees, grass and rocks.
H: I am in Jumanji and I see monkeys, trees, grass, rocks and river.
S: and I see monkeys, trees, grass, rocks, rivers and vines.
J: and I see monkeys, trees, grass, rocks, rivers, vines and horses
H: I see monkeys, trees, rocks- uhmm D: EHHHHHH
S: DISGRACE! H: Nooo!
S: I can see you are the weakest link is
H: I am the weakest link, obviously, I told you that J: oh, it's okay Hosuh
D: You guys loose another liiifeee
S: Daniel, how's it feel to suck D: what- your the ones sucking right now
This one is three answers to a question
for example
Three things you found difficult as a child and you just have to answer three things within five seconds
Stephen, three things you love about Dan
D: *counting down* S: His voice, his hair, his face(oh wow stephen)
D: Jo, three things you hate about YouTube. *counting down* J: the demonetization, uhh, some of the comments, some of the creators
D: Some of the what? S+H: Creators. D: Do you want to name a couple?
J: Uh- no- No
D: Hosuh, what do you find attractive in girls? *counting down* H: Er, hair... voice- personality
D: JoCat, what do you want to tell the audience? J: I love you, uh
Help me live, to validate my feelings
D: Stephen, three things you think about at night.
S: Death. Happiness. Sadness-
(Laughter) Dan: What?! S: Too real-
D: Well, congratulations
S: Wait nonono- Last question was so loaded. Wait a second
What do you like about Daniel? Uh what? I don't but I'll lie for us to get out of here
D: Listen, I think when you are in an urgent situation truth comes out of your heart
I'm glad that the first thing you said was my face regardless(animu daniel-kun-senpie)
S: We're out of the game, and I'm not gonna look back at this anymore
D: Wait-wait lemme do my outro-
D: Let me do my outro.
S: Nono- Stephen's already outro of this game. D: Wait-
D:Uh.Bye
BYE
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