[splash]
[audience applause]
- [laughter]
I say, what a wondrous morning!
[laughter]
[gasps]
You there!
Young man!
What day is this?
- W--Why it's Christmas time Mr. Scrooge!
- I haven't missed it!
Do you know the butcher?
The one with the prize turkey hanging up there?
- Th--The one as big as me, Mr. Scrooge?
Scrooge: That's the one.
Go on and buy it, and you'll get a shilling.
Whaaat.
[cackling]
Here you go!
- Wow!
Yes, sir!
Scrooge: [laughter]
Oh, I'll send it to Bob Cratchit's.
I can't wait to see the look on his face when he see--
- They sold it!
[audience laughter]
- Excuse me?
- They sold the big turkey.
I mean, it is Christmas day sir.
- Oh, right, yes of course.
Um, well I kind of had a revelation to be nicer,
so I uh,
I don't really want to give that up.
[forced laughter]
- How about a goose?
- A goo, what?
Goo?
Goose?
- Goose.
- A right plump goose will do nicely,
yes!
[laughter]
Yes, it's still a bird, even if--
- You get two sides, sir!
[audience laughter]
- Sides?
- Two.
Scrooge: Oh, I don't, uh,
potatoes and Yorkshire puddings.
-Yum!
Scrooge: Yum!
Oh, Bob Cratchit deserves those extra puddings,
he does.
Ha ha.
- And to drink?
Every meal comes with your choice of beverage.
- Anything!
Get anything, just get it,
just get the puddings.
[audience laughter]
- If they run out of Yorkshire pudding,
I--
- They ran out of Yorkshire pudding!
Scrooge: [groans]
[bangs windowsill]
[audience laughter]
- Is it not too much to ask for, a fully prepared feast
to give my employee because I had a revelation
to be nicer?
[audience laughter]
- The spirits told me.
- Can I have more money?
- [lip trill] No!
You know what, never mind.
Never, you there!
Young man!
- [sputtering] Me, Mr. Scrooge?
- [mockingly] Yes, yes, me Mr. Scrooge?
Yes you!
- Oh no you don't, we're in this together now!
You, shove off.
Young Man: Oww.
- [groans] Go fetch that goose,
boy!
- Fine.
- Bob Cratchit better love this stupid meal.
- They sold the goose!
- [loud groan]
- Now alls theys gots left is a quail
that was born inside-out, more expensive.
- Fine!
Go you filthy urchin!
Go!
- Whoa!
Well, it is Christmas Day, sir.
[gasping]
- [groans]
The boy is right.
Have the three spirits of last night
taught me nothing?
All that matters is that Bob Cratchit
and his family enjoy a proper meal today.
[gasps]
That's it!
I'll buy the whole store!
Yes!
- He closed up early.
- Why?
Young Man: He closed up early 'cause you couldn't
make up your mind, sir.
- [loud outburst]
Ghosts of Christmas blast!
Ahh!
All I wanted was a goose!
I would take a turkey, I would eat a pigeon,
I would literally grab a pigeon from the air,
and put it in my mouth!
But no!
No!
You can't do anything, can you?
You little snowflake orphan!
[audience laughter]
- Well, um,
I've done everything a rich man can,
so um, bah humbug.
Ow.
[audience cheers]
- In keeping with the Christmas spirit,
I'm giving everyone Studio C sketches,
for free!
[giggles]
- That's a great gift.
Uh, it's just that you can get them
on the BYUtv app for free.
- Yeah, it's available wherever you can download apps,
and you can watch every episode.
- No, no, no,
I've been paying bagoogles of money you two!
Bagoogles!
- I, I think the real gift is to tell your friends
about Studio C.
- I think you might have got scammed.
- Bagoogles of money,
I've been paying.
It was a nice man,
he's a prince in Nigeria,
so you know it's legit.
- Oh boy.