-Guys, right now, it is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags."
Here we go.
-♪ Hashtags ♪
♪ Hashtags ♪
-Now, this week I sent out the hashtag #IfIWasPresident,
and I asked you guys to tweet out something funny
or weird things that you would make happen
if you were elected president.
Within minutes, it was a trending topic.
So thank you all for playing along.
Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
#IfIWasPresident tweets from you guys.
Here we go. This one's from @niko seattle.
He says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
We can get behind that. -Come on.
-This one's from @Jenna2NYC. She says...
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.
This one's from @mollys mom. They say...
-Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes! Exactly right.
This one's from @rstare. He says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
That's fun.
This one's -- speaking of mullets,
this one's from @LongHairedGuy31.
-Oh. -He says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Disgrace!
How dare you! -Fix it!
-Mm!
How dare you, sir?
-[ Imitates whip cracking ]
Pbht-pbht-pbht-pbht.
[ Smack! ]
[ Laughter ]
I scream!
-I scream!
We all scream for ice cream.
[ Chuckles ] -It's iced cream.
-I scream. You scream.
We all scream for ice cream!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Smack! ]
Good day to you, sir.
-Pbht! -This one is from @geoffjeff--
-Geoffjeff. -Geoffjeff55. He says...
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
Geoffjeff.
-"What do you want your username to be?" "Geoff."
-Geoffjeff. -"Just Geoff?"
-Geoffjeff says it. No, geoffjeff says it, man.
He means it.
"Just make it more legal."
This one's from @LaceyDawes. She says...
Yeah. -Come on!
-What are you supposed to do with that thing?
This one's from @RUExcite. They say...
[ Applause ]
-Sure. Sure. Why not?
-This one's from @cvanrysdam. He says...
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Sure. -Classic.
-Yeah, classic. [ Laughs ]
-I've heard that joke. -Yeah. What?
-Well, how many hot dogs do you get?
Eight hot dogs, right? -Ri-- N-- Eh...
-And how many rolls you get?
-Six.
-What's the problem?
-I think it's 10 and 8. Yeah, I think you get --
-10 rolls? -10 hot dogs, 8 rolls.
-Yes. -10 dogs?
-Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-So 10 hot dogs.
-10 hot dogs and -- Yeah. -8 rolls.
-So you got two naked dogs.
-Sure. -Throw two dogs in one bun.
-Yeah. -Yeah!
-Hey. -Oh.
That's right. -Family show.
Two dogs, one bun. Yeah!
-Don't make it dirty.
I'm talking about hot d--
-Geoffjeff55.
-Come on.
-[ As Donald Duck ] Oh, goodness.
-Hey, Donald. Donald.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @joncooper23. He said...
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, I know that one.
That one there.
[ Laughs ]
Last one's from @LiterallyHatGuy.
He says...
There you have it.
Those are the "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.