TODAY IT WAS AN HISTORIC DAY.
A HOLY DAY.
MAYBE EVEN AN A-HOLY DAY.
HIS HOLINESS MET HIS BIGLINESS
AT THE VATICAN TODAY.
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAPPENED TO BE
IN ITALY SO HE STOPPED BY TO SAY
HELLO TO POPE FRANCIS.
IT WENT WELL.
THERE ARE NO MAJOR INCIDENTS.
TRUMP FELT VERY A THE HOME AT
THE VATICAN.
HE SAID IT REMINDED HIM OF ONE
OF THE BATHROOMS AT HIS HOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE POPE MADE IT CLEAR HE WOULD
LIKE OUR PRESIDENT TO JOIN HIM
IN PROMOTING PEACE, GIVING AID
TO THE POOR, AND PROTECTING OUR
ENVIRONMENT.
THE POPE IS VERY PERSUASIVE.
UNFORTUNATELY, TRUMP IS ONLY IN
YEAR 70 OF HIS 100-YEAR DEAL
WITH THE DEVIL RIGHT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE'S GOT A NO-TRADE CLAUSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
IT'S VERY UNLIKELY HE WOULD
SWITCH TEAMS.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SEE POPE
FRANCIS WITH A WORLD LEADER, AND
HE MEETS A LOT OF THEM, IT'S
EASY TO READ INTO IT.
HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF A
"POPER" FACE, I GUESS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE HE IS WITH GERMAN
CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL, HAPPY.
PRESIDENT PUTIN, NOT TOO
THRILLED.
WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA, LAUGHING
IT UP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND FINALLY, HERE HE IS WITH THE
TRUMPS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT LOOKS LESS LIKE A MEETING,
MORE LIKE THE TRUMP FAMILY
PASSED AWAY AND THEY DON'T KNOW
IT YET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN THE PRESIDENT AND POPE WERE
TOGETHER -- ROLL THAT CLIP.
IT'S INTERESTING.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONAL
ISSUES ASIDE ON A PERSONAL
LEVEL, MEETING THE POPE WAS A
BIG DEAL FOR DONALD TRUMP.
AND WE'VE SEEN HOW THINGS HAVE
BEEN GOING BETWEEN HIM AND
MELANIA LATELY.
SO WHEN TRUMP REACHED OUT --
[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW HE HAD TO BE
DISAPPOINTED.
THE POPE WOULDN'T HOLD HIS HAND
EITHER.
POOR GUY.
HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED.
HE JUST WANTS TO BE TOUCHED,
THAT'S ALL.
NOT ONLY DID TRUMP AND THE POPE
EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES, THEY
EXCHANGED GIFTS.
>> AT THE VATICAN THE LEADERS
EXCHANGED GIFTS.
THE POPE GAVE THE PRESIDENT A
COLLECTION OF WRITINGS, AS WELL
AS A MEDAL DEPICTING AN OLIVE
BRANCH, THE SYMBOL OF PEACE.
AND PRESIDENT TRUMP GAVE THE
PONTIFF A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT
AGAIN" HAT.
AND A BOX OF TRUMP STEAKS.
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT'S -- YOU KNOW
WHAT, THAT'S NICE.
SO AFTER THEIR MEETING, TRUMP
SAID HE WOULD NEVER FORGET WHAT
THE POPE TOLD HIM.
THEN HE IMMEDIATELY FORGOT WHAT
THE POPE TOLD HIM.
BUT HE DID -- THIS IS
INTERESTING, RIGHT AFTER THE
MEETING HE DID TAKE SOME TIME TO
CHANGE HIS BANNER HEADER ON
TWITTER.
FOR REAL.
THIS IS WHAT HE DID.
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO FIRE
THE POPE, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OR MAYBE VICE VERSA, I DON'T
KNOW.
TRUMP'S MEETING WITH THE POPE
LASTED ABOUT A HALF HOUR.
WHILE WE DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
WHAT WAS SAID, FOX NEWS WAS ABLE
TO CATCH A LITTLE SNIPPET.
>> THE DOOR OF THE MEETING HAS
OPENED.
WE'RE NOW SEEING THE BACK OF THE
FIRST LADY AND THE PRESIDENT.
AND THE POPE STANDING THERE
TOGETHER.
ASKING OUR PRODUCER, ARE THERE
ANY -- IS THERE ANY SOUND COMING
FROM VATICAN TELEVISION?
CAN WE LISTEN IN A LITTLE BIT?
>> WHEN YOU'RE A STAR THEY LET
YOU DO IT, GRAB THEM BY THE
[ BLEEP ].
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
OH, COME ON.
[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
IS NOTHING SACRED?
FOX NEWS COVERAGE OF THIS TODAY,
IF YOU ARE VISITING FROM ANOTHER
PLANET AND TURNED ON FOX NEWS
YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHICH OF
THESE GUYS WAS THE HOLY ONE.
LISTEN TO ALL THIS SLOBBERING.
>> TWO MEN WHO PUT A GREAT VALUE
ON MAKING OTHERS FEEL
COMFORTABLE AND A GREAT VALUE ON
THEIR OWN INTERPERSONAL SKILLS.
>> I WONDER IF THEY WILL HUG,
THAT IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD
TYPICALLY SEE IN THE VATICAN?
I'M JUST POINTING OUT THE FACT
THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS AN
AFFECTIONATE GUY.
>> THE POPE IS VERY AFFECTIONATE
TOO.
>> THIS IS AMAZING.
WE'RE LOOKING AT THE LEADER OF
THE FREE WORLD, THE LEADER OF
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, WHO SHARES
SO MANY MUTUAL INTERESTS, AND
WHO ARE BOTH BELIEVERS.
THESE ARE MEN OF GOD.
>> PRESIDENT TRUMP IS A VERY
FRIENDLY PERSON.
WHEN HE MEETS WITH HEADS OF
STATE OR OTHER PRESIDENTS,
OFTENTIMES THEY WILL SHAKE
HANDS.
SOMETIMES THE PRESIDENT ACTUALLY
DOES TEND TO DO -- I LIKE TO
JOKE AND CALL ATE REACH-AROUND.
>> Jimmy: WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT AT FOX
NEWS IS OUT OF CONTROL.
[ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:13,787 --> 00:00:00,000 THEY NEED TO CALM DOWN.