>> James: WELCOME BACKK NOW LARRY YOU ARE FAMOUSLY QUITE THE
OPINIONATED MANK YOU ARE A WISE MAN.
>> WISE, OH, SO WISE.
>> James: I WOULD SAY YOU ARE GREAT IN WISDOM.
YOU OFFER A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE ON DIFFERENT SOCIAL CONUNDRUMS
THAT MAYBE FEAKING PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE AT THE LATE LATE SHOW,
THIS IS LIFE ADVICE WITH LARRY DAVID.
>> LIFE ADVICE WITH LARRY DAVID FIRST UP, JARED WHAT THE IS
PROBLEM.
>> SO SNEKS MONTH MY WIFE AND I WILL BE CELEBRATING OUR SECOND
ANNIVERSARY.
>> OH.
>> SO SO FOR OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY I KIND OF WENT ALL
OUT AND GOT A REALLY NICE GIFT, NOW I WORRY THAT I SET THE BAR
TOO HIGH.
SO I AM WONDERING, DO I HAVE TO GO BIG ON THIS ONE?
>> JARED, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO JAREDS.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
I MEAN WHAT YOU COULD TRY, BEFORE JARED, IS SAYING TO YOUR
WIFE, YOU KNOW HONEY, THE AN VERSE IS COMING UPK YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.
YOU KNOW, SET HER UP, THAT FOR YOU IT'S FINE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T WE JUST ALL GO
OUT TO DINNER, LET'S JUST GO OUT TO DINNER, YOU DON'T NEED IT TO
GET ME A PRESENT.
YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING, RIGHT?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE JEWELRY STORE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: NEXT UP, IAN KARMEL, KRK A-RM'S WHAT HAVE YOU GOT.
> HELLO, LARRY.
>> OH, HEY.
>> I STARTED LOSING MY HAIR.
AND IT'S GOING FAIRLY QUICKLY.
AND I WAS TERRIFIED.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY ADVICE?
WITHIN I'M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN.
THIS IS A SCHPARTICULAR OPERATION YOU HAVE-- SCHTICK
OPERATION YOU HAVE GOING HERE, HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE, YEAH, I
GOT SOME ADVICEK I GOT SOME ADVICE, AS I SAID BEFORE, YOU
GOT TO OWN IT IT, OKAY.
OWN IT.
HERE IS SOME OTHER ADVICE, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE A SINGLE
MAN OR WHATEVER, BUT DON'T-- MEET A WOMAN, I DON'T
KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY OR NOT, MAYBE YOU ARE ARE MEETING A MAN,
WHATEVER, WHATEVER, OKAY.
DON'T MEET A WOMAN WITH A HAT ON WHEN YOU GO BALD, OKAY.
CUZ AT SOME POINT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT HAT OFF.
AND NO COME OVERS, PLEASE, NO, MY FATHER WAS A BIG COMB OVER
GUY.
I MEAN IT WAS CRAZY.
HE HAD HAIR LIKE FROM THIS SIDE DOWN TO HERE AND HE WOULD FLIP
THE WHOLE THING OVER.
IT WAS NUTS, YEAH.
I GO DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU KNOW?
>> YEAH.
>> 80 YEARS OLD, NOBODY GIVES A [BLEEP], YOU KNOW.
>> James: NEXT UP, HAGAR FROM THE BAND ON BASE, HAGAR, WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM.
>> HI LARRY.
>> HEY, HAGAR.
I SARTED SEEING A GUY, IT IS GOING WELL, HE'S SUPER COOL.
BUT HE DOES THIS THING WHEN HE EATS, HE CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH
OPEN.
>> UH-HUH.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS SO I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING BUT IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING, SO JUST WONDERING
HOW.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING THIS GUY.
>> A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
>> ONE WONDERS HOW YOU GOT TO THE SECOND DATE?
>> BE POLITE, I MEAN YOU SAY SUPERCOOL?
IDON'T SEE SUPERCOOL COMING FROM THIS GUY CHEWING WITH HIS
MOUTH OPEN.
OKAY.
AND HAGAR,-- HAGAR, IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYKK I WOULDN'T SAY
ANYTHING TO HIM AT THIS POINT BECAUSE SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE
COMING OFF A LITTLE-- YOU'RE WITH THIS OPEN MOUTH CHEWER FOR
A COUPLE OF MONTHS, YOU GOT NOTHING ELSE GOING ON.
SO YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THE SAME THING THAT
HE'S DOING.
>> James: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S EYE GOOD IDEA.
>> DO THAT.
>> I WILL TRY THAT.
>> AND MAYBE WILL YOU SAY SOMETHING TO DO.
>> AND YOU ABOUT SHALL O OH, YOU SAY YOU DO THE SAME THING, WHAT
ABOUT THAT.
>> James: WE ALL FEEL BETTER.
THAT WAS LIFE ADVICE WITH LARRY DAVID.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.