-Julianne, we've known each other --
I've known you for years.
You've been a famous actress for many years,
but you used to have an entirely different career.
You used to be a lawyer. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's right, back in the '90s, yeah.
-Yeah, and a lot of people don't know this,
but I was a lawyer, as well. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
-And we actually worked at the same law firm
before breaking into entertainment.
-Well, yeah, it's kind of --
It's where we made our acting debuts, you know, in a way.
Do you remember -- remember those commercials we'd shoot?
-I don't. -No?
-No. -Think about it.
-Of course I remember them. Are you kidding me?
[ Laughter ]
It was the first time being on camera for both of us.
So to keep our line readings fresh,
we wouldn't see the lines until while we were shooting.
We just read them off the cue cards.
-Right. [ Laughter ]
-And you could really tell that we didn't rehearse.
-Mm. [ Laughter ]
-Well, guess what.
I actually found one of our old commercials.
-[ Gasps ] No.
-So, here for the first time in decades,
one of our ads for the law offices of Moore & Fallon.
Take a look. [ Cheers and applause ]
-The law offices of Moore & Fallon
will fight for you to get you the help you deserve.
♪♪
-At Moore & Fallon... [ Laughter ]
...we'll take on your case and make sure you win.
Fighting a speeding ticket? No problem.
Just don't pay it.
[ Laughter ]
That's what I did.
[ Laughter ]
And all that happened was that I went to jail.
[ Laughter ] [ Gavel bangs ]
-Hey, you want to sue the Cheesecake Factory?
We'll sue the Cheesecake Factory for $20 million.
[ Laughter ]
'Cause last time I checked, that place isn't a factory.
It's a restaurant. [ Laughter ]
Get it together, idiots.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Have you or a loved one suffered after being bitten
by Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine?
[ Laughter ]
How did that even happen? Why would he bite you?
I need --
[ Laughter and applause ]
-If you need legal help, log on to our website now
at www.mooreandfallon.com/
newcases/formsnewemail.com
dot gov dot law
4799999999999 dot law.
[ Laughter ]
-Have you ever been injured? -Do you need help?
-What's the deal with air-- airline food?
[ Laughter ]
-Why do we park in the driveway but drive in the parkway?
-We have so many questions, but we don't know how Google works.
-It's conf-- It's confusing!
[ Laughter ]
-My parents thought I was gonna be a twin.
[ Laughter ]
And it turns out I was just a super chubby baby.
[ Gavel bangs ] [ Laughter ]
-Me big lawyer. Me make big-time money.
Me throw money in trash. [ Laughter ]
Trash can rich now. I make trash can money.
[ Laughter ]
-Remember that lady who spilled McDonald's coffee on herself
and then got a bunch of money for it?
We were the lawyers for McDonald's.
Not really. [ Laughter and applause ]
-Wha-- [ Laughter ]
-I'm a little bit country.
-And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll.
-Which is why we wrote this jingle.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, no. [ Laughing ]
-♪ Moore and Fallon ♪ ♪ Moore and Fallon ♪
♪ We charge a hundred bucks an hour ♪
♪ But we only accept Bitcoin ♪
-When was this? [ Cheers and applause ]
-The law offices of Moore & Fallon.
Call now. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Wow. We -- -Yeah.
I -- -We instantly went bankrupt.
-I can't believe it.
-Also that we knew what Bitcoin was in the '90s.
-I know. -And Google.
-And Google. -My thanks to Julianne Moore.