I HAVE COME DOWN TO MY LOCAL LENSCRAFTERS TO SEE IF I CAN
GIVE ONE OF THEIR EMPLOYEES A WELL EARNED BREAK.
LET'S GO AND SEE.
HELLO.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M GOOD, I'M JAMES.
>> WELCOME.
>> James: ARE YOU MIAMI.
>> I'M CINDY.
>> James: I'M LIKING FOR MIAMI.
>> WHERE ASK SHE.
>> SHE IS ON THE PHONE.
>> THIS IS HER ON THE PHONE.
>> YEAH.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU ON THE PHONE TO?
YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK, I WILL GET IN THERE, DON'T WORRY.
HELLO, HI, THIS IS LEONARD.
>> HI, LEONARD, THIS IS JAMES.
MAIMIE IS GOING TO TAKE A BREAK NOW.
>> I'M COVERING HER SHIFT.
WHAT'S UP.
LEONARD?
(APPLAUSE) I KNOW, SHE IS SELLING GLASSES.
>> YES.
>> James: SHE IS ON THE FLOOR AND I THINK THAT IS WHERE I CAN
REALLY DRIVE PROFITS UP.
>> WONDERFUL, DEFINITELY HAVE TO GET YOU AN iPAD.
>> James: I LOVE THAT.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> GET YOU A SHOPPING CART.
>> OKAY.
I'M JAMES.
>> KERRY.
>> LENSCRAFTERS.
>> HERE WE DON'T JUST CRAFT LENSES, WE CRAFT LIFESTYLES.
>> ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL WHEN THEY SEE YOU.
>> I FEEL LIKE I WANT THEM TO THINK THAT I'M SMART BUT NOT TOO
SMART.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> OKAY, GOOD.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY, YOU LOOK DISGUSTING.
>> OKAY.
>> James: I'M SORRY.
DO YOU SEE YOUR FACE THERE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> THEY DO LIKE KIND OF NICE THOUGH.
>> James: WE DO, HE'S AMAZING.
WHY IS HE GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO IS WEARING THOSE GLASSES.
WHAT ARE WE AFTER?
NO SPECS FOR THIS GUY.
>> I HAVE QUITE A NARROW FACE.
>> James: YOU HAVE A NARROW FACE.
LET ME LOOK AT THIS FACE.
NO, I'M, I CAN'T SEE HOW NAR YOA YOUR FACE IS WITH ALL THIS.
SO LET ME-- YOU'RE RIGHT IT IS A NARROW FACE WHO ARE YOU.
>> MY NAME IS JOHN.
THE EYECARE SUPERADVICER.
>> James: CLIP TIE, LOVELY EYES.
HOW LONG YOU HAVE WORKED HERE.
>> FOUR AND A HALF YEARS.
>> James: FOUR AND A HALF YEARS.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: WOW.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN.
>> TWO AND A HALF YEARS.
>> James: IT IS IN THE TWO AND A HALF YEARS, ARE YOU AT THE END
MUCH IT.
>> IT IS A PROCESS.
I'M NOT SURE WHERE WE ARE ED HEADED.
>> James: REALLY AM ARE YOU JUST ON THE ROAD IN THE WAY ARE
YOU GOING.
>> YEAH.
>> James: I LOVE THAT.
>> DRIVING BLINDLY.
>> James: IN A LENSCRAFTERS.
>> GO AHEAD,.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO TRAIN ME ON HOW TO USE THESE
WHEN CUSTOMERS COME IN, YEAH?
>> YOU WILL SEE A FLASHING WHITE LIGHT EVERY TIME YOU SEE T I
WANT YOU TOIC CL THE BUTTON IN YOUR HAND.
>> James: UH-HUH.
>> I'M ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING.
>> YOU DID VERY GOOD.
YOU GOT ALL OF THEM.
>> James: WHOOO!
>> LET'S GET ON TO THE VASH ALL ACUITY PROFILER.
>> James: WHO COMES UP WITH THESE NAMES, OCCU LU S, CLAR I
FIE, IT IS LIKE THE PART STRIP CLUB, PART FUTURISTIC ARCADE.
>> F, N, D, O, O, D, S.
CRUSHED IT!
DID I?
>> YOU MISSED TWO ON THE BOTTOMLINE.
>> James: NO WAY.
[BLEEP] WHICH ONES.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL A LIGHT PUFF OF AIR.
PUT YOUR FINNINGER IN FRONT OF IT.
YOU CAN FEEL IT, THAT SAUL IT IS.
>> James: DO IT AGAIN.
SORT OF HOT.
IF YOU GIVE OUT ONE OF THOSE AT BIRTHDAYS, SURPRISE, BLOW OUT
THE CANDLES.
DON'T NEED TO I GOT A SONOMETER.
>> IT CAN BLOW OUT A CANDLE.
>> James: NO, IT CAN'T.
WAIT THERE.
YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS CAN BLOW OUT A CANDLE.
>> YES, IT CAN.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND OUT.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR SONOMETER, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
YOU.
DO YOU WANT TO DO A HARMONY?
SHOULD WE DO A HARMONY?
>> I WILL DOT HARMONY AND YOU JUST DO.
>> OKAY.
>> James: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SONOMETER, HAPPY-- HAPPY
BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
>> James: SOK HAPPY BIRTH-- NO, NO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO YOU.
>> I'M A TERRIBLE SINGER.
>> James: BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
>> NO, CUZ YOU JUST-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
♪.
>> I REALLY CAN'T-- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
MAKE A WISH.
DUDE, MAKE A WISH!
>> YOU GOT TO TURN IT BACK ON.
>> James: WELL, WE WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU COULD HARMONIZE.
YEAHIE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
WELL, JOHN, I RECKON I'VE GOT THIS.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND JUST SEND IN MY FIRST PATIENT.
>> KEITH, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT.
>> James: HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE YOU DOING, JAMES, OPTOMETRIST.
WIPING, WIPING, WIPING, WIPING, WIPING.
GREAT.
OKAY.
KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT.
AND JUST RELAX.
CLAR I FIE.
THE CLARIFYING-- APPROXIMATE 360.
GET READY FOR CLARIFYING.
KACEY CLARIFIED.
YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE CLARIFY EXPERIENCE.
KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT, AND ENJOY THE RIDE.
PLACE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE.
THIS IS CLARIFY.
ARE YOU READY!
TO CLARIFY!
IF YOU ARE READY, SAY CLARIFY.
>> CLARIFY!
>> James: SAY CLARIFY THE EYEWITNESSES CLARIFY THE EYE.
>> James: AND GET READY!
CUZ IT'S GRIPPED, IT'S LOCKED.
AND NOW I WANT YOU TO JUST FALL BACK AND TRUST MEE, TRUST MEE,
FALL BACK.
>> YOU BETTER CATCH ME.
>> James: THERE IT IS.
BE CLARIFIED.
>> ALL RIGHT.
OPEN YOUR EYES WIDE AS YOU CAN.
LIKE YOU-- PRESS THIS TOP ON.
REALLY WIDE, STOP BLINKING, STOP BLINKING.
STOP BLINKING!
STOP IT!
>> I'M NOT-- .
>> James: I CAN'T CONCENTRATE IF YOU'RE GOING TO-- KACEY, MEET
ME HALFWAY.
OPEN YOUR EYES AS WIDE AS YOU CAN.
OKAY, SAY-- STOP BLINKING.
THANK YOU FOR COMING IN, SIR.
>> THANK YOU FOR-- .
>> James: I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH, GET OUT.
I CRUSHED THAT.
>> YOU THINK IT WENT PRETTY WELL.
>> James: HOW COULD HE NOT.
HANG ON, YOU'VE GOT SOME-- WAIT THERE, LOOK AT ME.
I JUST MOVED IT OFF YOUR FACE.
AND REALIZE HOW HANDSOME ARE YOU.
WHEN I CAME IN IT WAS ABOUT THIS, AND I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS
DUDE.
THIS GUY SUT O BE ON THE TOWN.
THIS SAY DIFFERENT DUDE.
I GOT TO TELL YOU.
THIS GUY IS NOT CRYING ALL NIGHT SAYING WHY HAVEN'T I GOT A
GIRLFRIEND.
OKAY.
GET OUT THERE.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.
>> James: I'M VERY, VERY WELL.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME.
>> ARIEL.
>> James: I'M JAMES CORDEN, OG, OH GOD.
ALL RIGHT, PUT YOUR EYES IN THERE.
OKAY.
WHAT ABOUT THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT ABOUT THAT.
>> WHAT DO YOU SEE IF I.
>> A LOT OF POWER.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU SEE ARE.
>> E, S, T.
>> James: ONE LAST TEST.
AND WHAT I WANT TO YOU DO IS READ WHERE IT SAYS HERE.
>> JAMES CORDEN IS A HUNK, BONER PATROL.
>> James: YOU HAVE PERFECT VISION, AND PERFECT TASTE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU SOON.
DIDN'T SEE THAT, DID YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU, ARIEL T WAS WONDERFUL.
>> THANK YOU FOR GIVING ONE OF OUR ASSOCIATES A NICE LONELY
BREAK.
>> YEAH.
>> James: ARE YOU BACK?
>> I'M BACK.
>> James: YOU'RE BACK?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I HAD A BLAST.
GET BACK TO WORK.
SEE YOU SOON.
>> James: CHEESIER GUYS, SEE YOU LATER.
>> BYE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: A HUGE THANK YOU TO EVERYONE AT LENS CRAFTERRERS FOR
BEING SUCH GOOD SPORTS.
I AM JOINED BY JOHN, EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DOING PRETTY WELL.
>> James: RIGHT.
I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN MY ADVICE
HAIRWISE.
>> SO I DID TAKE YOUR ADVICE.
>> James: RIGHT.
>> I'VE GONE WITH THE HALF-AND-HALF APPROACH.
>> James: TALK TO ME N WHAT WAY.
>> I WEAR IT HALF THE TIME I WEAR IT UP, HALF THE TIME I WEAR
IT DOWN.
>> James: I JUST NEED IT OFF THIS FACE.
BECAUSE LOOK, AM I RIGHT, GANG?
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN AND WHEN YOU-- LIGHT THAT, I'M
SORRY, JOHN, LIKE THAT, AM I WRONG?
EVEN OFF THE EARS.
THERE WE GO.
THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS A STAR, THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE, THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT SPORT.