- Hey, so what would Broadway songs sound like
if they were written in quarantine?
(deep piano chords)
Let's find out.
(cheerful clarinet tones)
(breathing deeply) Okay.
(plodding piano chords)
Yeah, like:
(breathing deeply)
(upbeat, intense music)
Okay, this last one is
('20s jazzy horn music) dedicated to you, honey.
Come on!
Okay, this is the last one that I'm terrified
I'm going to get a hernia, so we'll see.
(driving, exciting music)
(epic, swelling music)
(screeching)
(laughs) Nope, can't do it.
Almost got there. (laughs)
- [Kim] You did great, honey.
Do you have a hernia? - I might (laughs).
- [Kim] You did great. - Stop.
- [Kim] I think Idina Menzel should be proud
that a middle-aged man-- - Yeah, I tried--
- Yeah, just the last one, I broke a gasket.
- [Kim] (laughs) A what? - (laughs) Sorry.