The top story tonight in a scene
as heartwarming as a soldier coming home to his dog.
Trump returned to his HANNITY on Fox News to defend January six
and celebrate the success of his new chart topping track called Justice for All.
Recorded with the January six Prisoners Choir.
We really beating sort of swift, by the way.
I did.
The J.
Six is beating Taylor Swift.
It's Donald Trump and the J. Six.
There's the Band of Allegiance.
On iTunes and on Amazon
and on Billboard, which is the big deal, number one.
Donald Trump.
So now I feel like Elvis.
The comparison to Elvis is apt as both artists engaged
in questionable profiteering.
Which brings us to a new tuning out investigation
The Justice for All Track was released through a company called Mailman Media,
which is run by intrepid reporter, always the first on the scene
of his alleged sex crimes, disgraced former Fox News host Ed Henry.
A company rep tells us all
proceeds will go to nonviolent January six prisoners and their families.
But when we asked if documentation exists backing that up,
they responded, quote, I doubt it at this point.
But as it is through nonprofits and such,
eventually we'll all be public information and such use.
They're the same way a guy covered in blood says,
I've been doing non murders and such because Ed Henry's Mail Man
Media is registered in Florida as a, quote, domestic profit company.
We asked Henry's attorney for documentation backing up
the claim that the proceeds will indeed go to their advertised recipient
and have not heard
back. Here to discuss this Democratic strategist
who spent three months using a Panera Bread table as an Andrew Yang
campaign office before the manager caught on, Lydia Parker.
Good evening.
Chief Washington bureau chief who assumes even far off Hawking is somehow aimed at him,
Jonathan Keene.
Hello.
Cheif field correspondent who is getting pretty good at driving a car,
James Smartwood, Jr.
Hey dad.
And CBS news chief White House correspondent in Tooninng Out contributor
barred from embedding with the troops because they keep asking him what to do
next.
Major Garrett, thank you so much for being here, Major.
Always a pleasure.
Now, Major, is Trump running on January 6 a miscalculation
considering he has so many other disgraces he can run on?
Well, you talked about this profit motive, the grift behind January six.
Well, it began with the grift of the stolen so-called election of 2020.
The 2020 election was not stolen, but there are Trump supporters
who consistently donate and are asked again and again
to donate on behalf of fraudulent claims that election was stolen.
So donating to groups that say they're going to represent
or do something on behalf of January 6th defendants continues that pattern.
All of this is about a throne of lies
that the president currently wants to sit on.
This choir is technically prison labor, so it makes sense
that they're not the ones making money off of their work.
Now, the G6 choir and their families should be grateful to receive
the financial backstabbing Trump bequeaths upon only his closest associates.
You know, I thought the prisoners choir was pitchy.
That's all from me.
I just want to thank the control room and everyone behind the scenes here.
It Junior.
The show is actually still going on. Yeah, I just.
I'm late for my karate lesson, so I have to
try to wrap it up.
Is everything okay if you're late? Okay.
Yeah, well, you obviously don't know my sensei, but.
Yeah, no, it's not okay.
All right, well, moving on.
Trump has also embraced victimhood in the Manhattan District Attorney's case
against him for hush payments
to Stormy Daniels, claiming it's a witch hunt orchestrated by George Soros.
With the Easter approaching, we're pleased to bring you
the story of the victimization and resurrection of Donald Trump.
The humble carpenter, stiffer Donald J.
Trump preach the gospel of deflecting and scapegoating
to his loyal followers, who he privately thought were total slobs.
He promised the gates of heaven would be open to all podiatrists,
willing to pause their daughter's vows to let Trump do a drop
in, said roasting Paul Ryan for 45 minutes.
But then the Prince of Pizza was betrayed by his disciple Judas
Michael Cohen for just 30 silver taxi medallions and a scratching stick
that gets right in there under the ankle monitor and feels amazing.
And so at the behest of the Soros funded Romans soft on Heresy
District Attorney Alvin Bragg made Trump pay the ultimate price a small fine.
And Trump looked to the heavens and said, Father, forgive them
for none of them have a very good brain.
But low.
Three days later, Melania and Stormy went to the king of the Jew haters, Mar
a Lago tomb, and found that the bolder Ron DeSantis had miraculously rolled away.
Then they heard a voice, and the voice was Trump's, and it said,
Text hashtag Trump to donate $50 and win a chance to meet Corey Lewandowski.
The and how beautiful that was.
That was.
A magical. Tale.
Now another cancer on society news.
The nation is grappling with another mass shooting, this time in Nashville.
The shooter, identified as transgender, prompting the scientists
at Fox News to develop a non-gun excuse for gun violence in record time.
But first, a trans killer.
New details on the trans mass murderer.
The shooter was a trans person.
This is something that we're seeing sort of trans related
violence being supported by people in elite institutions.
And it you know, it's very important to to deal with it.
We should note that 130 mass shootings have taken place in 2023 so far.
But leave it to Fox News
to use this mass shooting to call for a comprehensive trans reform major.
We have President Biden once again calling for an assault weapons ban.
How will he sell the political loser that is stopping kids from getting killed
in schools?
The president
said very recently that he's done all he can do.
He has written all the executive orders he can.
There is no more White House authority in this space if Congress does not act,
the president said We can expect as a nation more shootings.
And just a note on this trans connection that Fox drew
all the statistical data for the last two years indicate that
there has been a rise of violence against trans people in America
murder, assault, rape and other types of violent crimes.
They are more often statistically, clearly
the victims of violence as opposed to being the perpetrators.
But with more Americans
experiencing multiple mass shootings, we might soon build herd immunity.
Well, a broad bipartisan support for banning assault weapons
and a weakened National Rifle Association does raise the question,
why can't the United States government pass a law banning assault weapons?
Because of me!
I'm sorry, Who are you?
It is I! The mythical troll of Capitol Hill. Eternally
blocking America from passing an assault weapons ban.
There's no earthly reason certainly.
All square? All good? All cleared up?
Yeah, that was. Great.
It helps so much.
Okay.
Awesome. Sweet.