From an aggressive pizza order to a granny looking for a date, the Planet Dolan crew
re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest phone calls
people have ever received.
I'm Hellbent, and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by nicolai_PRC Grgak Grgak went to a party with his best friend.
His friend isn't usually a heavy drinker so after a few, he was completely smashed.
Grgak didn't drink at all and drove him home.
The next morning Grgak got a phone call from him.
Panicked and crying he said, "Help man.
There's a cookie cutter stuck up my ass!"
Supposedly, while he was drunk, he shoved a star-shaped cookie cutter up his ass thinking
it would make his shit look like a star.
Number 9 was Submitted by Tony_TM Zaraganba Zaraganba was really excited to get his new
phone and his new number... until he started getting calls for Papa John's Pizza.
One time a guy called and said he wanted a carryout large cheese pizza as soon as Zaraganba
said hello.
When Zaraganba said he was not Papa John's, the guy got mad and started to cuss him out
for being rude to a “paying customer.”
Zaraganba said again that he had the wrong number, and hung up.
That led to dozens of calls and voice mails about reporting him to the police and getting
him fired.
Eventually, Zaraganba picked up again and said, “what do you want from me?”
He said he wanted an apology and a free pizza with store credit and bread sticks.
Zaraganba told him again it was the wrong number.
The man protested again and recited the phone number he was trying to call – it was one
digit off from Zaraganba's.
Zaraganba said as much and told him to check his caller ID.
After a long pause, the man hung up and never called again.
Number 8 was Submitted by ChrisWDow JamesShark One night, JamesShark was on the couch eating
dinner and watching The Simpsons with his dad.
It was business as usual until the phone rang.
The Caller ID said 911.
JamesShark had no idea why 911 would be calling HIM, so he picked up.
The voice on the other end said, "Hi, did somebody from this number just call 911?"
When JamesShark said no, they asked, "Are you the only one there?"
JamesShark said his dad was there with him.
"Ok, have a nice day," they said, and then hung up.
Nobody ever showed up at their house to check up on the place or anything.
JamesShark could have been a murderer answering and giving BS answers to her questions.
Number 7 was Submitted by BaconPancakes10 Tolop
When Tolop was 13, he got a phone call when he was home alone.
The stranger on the phone said he sold security systems.
He asked if his parents were home, and if his house had a security system.
Tolop said no to both questions, and the man said “OK,” and hung up.
Tolop immediately realized that he just told a stranger that his house was defenceless.
So he immediately checked the locks on all the doors and windows, grabbed a kitchen knife,
and locked himself in his bedroom.
None of Tolop's neighbors were home, and there was a strange van parked down the road with
someone in it.
Tolop kept watching, but nobody entered or exited the van.
Eventually, the van just drove away.
Number 6 was Submitted by Sugarygirlforfun Doopie
The weirdest phone call Doopie ever got was in her freshman year of high school.
She thought she had turned off her phone, but it rang in class.
The teacher said, "well, answer it.
Right here.
Right now."
So Doopie stood up, and answered her phone.
And a man on the other end just said, "Wanna have sex?"
Doopie screamed and dropped the phone on her desk.
Her teacher asked what happened.
Doopie screamed, "There is a crazy man on the other side of that fucking phone!"
She explained what happened to her teacher, and she never got another call from that number
again.
Number 5 was Submitted by Pingutheamazing Dolan
Someone once called Dolan at 3 in the morning to ask if he was still selling the pigs?
Dolan didn't live on a farm or anywhere that required him to own or sell pigs.
He politely told the man he had the wrong number.
The man then actually asked if he was speaking to Dolan.
Completely confused, Dolan said yes.
The man then went into details about him not being able to get a hold of Dolan because
he got arrested again and just been released.
But apparently, he was still willing to take the pigs if Dolan was still selling them.
Dolan never found out who it was or if it was some kind of prank.
Number 4 was Submitted by AwesomeMarioBros455 Robo
Robo got a call from a number she didn't know one day.
She picked it up and heard what sounded like an old man say, "Who is this?"
Robo said, "YOU called ME," to which the man replied, "Guinevere?
Is that you?
I thought you were dead, but you must've come back for me, right?
I still have the knife I killed you with, good times, gooooood times!"
Robo put the phone down and screamed "OH HEEELLL NOOO!"
Robo hung up, deleted the number, and turned her phone completely off.
Two months later, the same old man called again, with the same message.
But that time, the woman was named "Rachel."
That's when Robo decided to get a new phone and change the number.
Number 3 was Submitted by ArguzTheBeast Spinalpalm SpinalPalm was playing World of Warcraft one
day when his phone started ringing.
On the phone was an old lady who said that she was 53 years old, had 2 kids and 3 grandkids,
and wanted to meet him.
SpinalPalm was confused and told her that she had the wrong number.
But she knew SpinalPalm's name and said she wanted to have a relationship.
He got even more confused and hung up the call assuming it was a prank.
The old lady called 27 more times that day.
Two days later, SpinalPalm's little brother told him that he put SpinalPalm's name and
phone number on a dating page and set the age he was looking for to 65+.
Number 2 was Submitted by fangirlian Andie One time Andie was in her room watching Netflix,
when she received a phone call.
She hesitated to pick it up because it was an unknown number but she did.
She instantly regretted it when an old-sounding lady said, "Hello deary, could you run to
the closet and bring me some toilet paper?"
Andie was completely confused and asked, “excuse me?”
The old lady sounded annoyed and said, "I said get me some goddamn toilet paper child!
And hurry.. it's runny.."
Andie was shocked and quickly hung up and ran to her bathroom to make sure the lady
wasn't in there.
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