Hello! before you watch this video
Please excuse my hair; it is in a very awkward stage right now
It started with not brushing my hair for two weeks, and now it's like...
(help)
I can't even run my fingers through it.
I've tried washing it. I've tried brushing it. nothing works.
I need professional help
I want to do something different to my hair, but what should I do to it?
comment Below, let me know.
nothing worked
So we're just gonna
By the way, I put coconut oil, It's not greasy you're greasy
actually, no, that's a lie
I liked a lot of greasy guys in high school
speaking of greasy today
We're doing rejection texts; basically people got swerved...
in text.
Send me a pic of you
'U' - if someone does this they're not interested
Send me a picture of your knob baby
sends doorknob.
Ha no, baby your "winky"... winky face
Here's Winky from teletubbies, or is his name Tinky-Winky?
I think it's tinky-winky.
I'm not an expert or anything, but I think she's trying a little too hard
How much do you love me?
Well look at the stars and count them that's how much I love you.
But it's morning
exactly...
OW!!
I hit my lip in the lip -
I hit my lip in li-
I hit my face in the lip
I hit my lip!
Why can't I talk?
(drinks her juice like a bawse)
ouch
Can you send me a pic?
What did you want?
something...
Hot
There's some chili peppers!
You're impossible. Haha
Something hot of you!
here's a "U" on fire.
You're too gorgeous to be single
You're too ugly to be flirting with me
Okay
First of all don't ever say you're too gorgeous to be single don't ever give somebody that
Satisfaction because 99% of the time they'll be like,
"oh, I'm too good for you then"
I feel like if someone doesn't find you attractive
If you compliment them that's gonna boost their ego, and if their ego gets boosted, they're gonna be like,
"oh, I'm too good for them. I'm not gonna talk to them"
I don't know, it's just how things work
I mean think about this for a sec relationship advice right here
Somebody good-looking comes up to you, and they're like hey
You're too gorgeous to be single, and then you're gonna be like oh my God, hi
What's up, because you are attracted to them somebody not so good-looking is Gonna
Come up to you, and be like you're too gorgeous to be single, okay. Thanks see what I made. It's like
It doesn't matter what anybody says I mean if a person came up to you and wasn't that good-looking and was just like yeah
Ugly are you know says something else? That's not a compliment?
It'll be more effective does any of this make sense or am I crazy it makes sense in my head?
But I mean a relationship advice for y'all are you single? No?
I'm plural I meant are you free this Friday? No? I'm
expensive
Are you free this Friday? I'm expensive. Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were a hooker. Hello
Tell me something that will make me wet
(ooh yeaa mommy) ;)
Go outside. It's raining try again. Don't use an umbrella. Oh
(sarcastic gasp)
My God oh my God. It's workng it's actually raining outside
(OMG YAAASSS)
Do you hear it you can't see it though cuz it's nighttime
Okay, I'm pretty wet now
How do you want it baby? We kind of love those pop tarts?
And the tiniest corner. Oh you see that you see that
Yeah, those are those s'mores. That's what I want is everything okay?
Yeah, I just need some space
You're some space. Here's another space and another one. Girl don't say that I don't give you what you want. I want a picture for my birthday
Happy birthday
of you naked
Below the belt uh-huh adorable that's how you know I guess a little you know. I'm right because guys are
so
eager to send pics and if they don't
(awkwardly drinks juice to avoid demonetisation #FAMILYFRIENDCONENT)
You know why?
Are you a monster in bed Winky face? I don't like to brag but
(laughs like a cute kid)
oh
how cute
I mean who says are you a monster in Bed?
Mean the only monsters. I know are like under your bed
And I never seen anybody that's into that shit is it are any of you guys into that because because up
Okay, I might be a little bit. I don't want to do the video anymore
My hair is just so gross and it's like being outside in the rain made it like
Grosser
My God, I hate this I wanna die
(quickly ties her hair and now looks like a princess)
Okay, I fixed it. Tell me everything you want me to do to you wink
uhhhhhh
Can you pick me up and McDouble on your way to my house?
That'd be dope. I want to see you. Go to my instagram
(bish wuut?? {IG@sssniperwolf})
This is my mom's logic. She's like. I miss you, so I'm gonna watch your videos
(makes weird faces)
Okay, I mean it works.
Oh she's on my Youtube, but not my instagram wink ;)
Night-night. Love you. Love you too in bed now. Send me a dirty pic need inspiration
That's one way to ask mmM dirty pink hmm. Well, I haven't shaved
I'm in bed. I'm comfy the lights are off. I don't want to turn them back on
Ohh here you go
(awkward silence)
That that's really dirty. Here's the dirty pink the burrito. I just had
Joy you home. Yeah, can I have the thing the thing?
(OMG what is she doing XD)
History notes
(Everyone clam down)
(she's doing it again)
Sorry about that
what you doing getting naked that's hot like omg
umm
No, it's cold
Pretty good. Tell me how you want me?
Financially stable in a big house with three kids and an Audi R8
Audie R8
Audi R8
Audi R... how do I say Audi R8 three times real fast?Audie R8 Audie R8 Audie R8? That would be pretty awesome actually
Send me a dirty pic. I swear half these people like send me a dirty pic
(no thanks bruh)
Okay, let's be honest everybody has done that everybody's been like send me a dirty pic cuz sometimes I'm curious okay?
What are you doing?
Laying in my bed
naked
Yes
Show me it's dark. I don't care
(gasps)
Oh my God that's so hot and that's why iphones have flashlights now and flash
They've akways had flash
idk say something hot whispers sensually
*whispers* cruling iron
Get it? because it's hot
(awkawrd slience rip)
No?
(never mind then)
what would you do if I got you into my bed?
Is it comfortable?
Yes
I'd sleep
What are you doing?
laying in bed
Mmm. Just laying in bed. Nothing else. I'm eating cereal
Ha nice
What would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Eat my cereal well, I mean if the cereal wasn't there then I got a bed and go get cereal
(omg wtf?! MIranda is that you?!)
(Hello?)
(Miranda?) (Guess she's busy eating cereal)
(never mind)
(moving on fam)
My dude right here got swerved hella bad like it's if someone is gonna answer like this
They don't like you like that I mean they might want to be friends. They might like you as a friend, but
Y'all we have this one person for a couple months he's just gonna text sup?
*funky music strats in background*
Sup x 14
If she didn't answer the first five six seven times what makes you think she's ever gonna answer. I literally have people like that
I think I like this girl really who um she kind of looks like you uh?
Awww is it me?
No, it's your sister.
Ohoho
No
Hey, I like this girl, but I'm kind of nervous to ask her out. Just do it. I'll bet you 10 pounds
She'll say yes, okay you want to go out with me um no, sorry. You're not my type
Right
You owe me ten dollars. I mean that's one way to get $10, and that's one way to save yourself from getting rejected
But anyways, that's all for today. Hope you guys enjoyed this video
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