WOW!
The new VR Impact 3000 will take you places you never thought possible. Play games like 'butter on bread'
Play games like 'butter on bread', 'Flute Lesson' and the brand new "office monkeys 2'!
Feel the future
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Don't wat until after Christmas or else you're dumb because we'll be all out. Probably.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MaN!
Wut?
You know we gotta go wait on that line tonight mann
But dude, it's chirstmas eve, dude
Yeah, and what else we gonna be doing, huh? Sitting around in lame-ass normal reality. That's real boring man
What's so bad about normal reality?
ugh man everything! I literally hate my life, I need to escape it immediately
It's cold outside dude. I'm really cozy right now. My soup's almost ready
Just bring your soup with us man
Bring my? uhm soup is meant to be experienced in the security of one's home
That's like basic soup etiquette
My soup!
*song*
FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE!
Dude, shut up.
Man. Why is nobody excited?
This is a once in a lifetime experience.
All these people are like hired to wait on this line, dude
They're probably working for Amazon or something
Wow, ain't Christmas magical, huh?
I'm gonna get some snacks man. I'm so hungry
Oh, yeah
Now we're talking. Two bag of chips, please my dear boy.
whatever dude
FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE!
(random guy) shut up, shut up!
Man I can't believe him out here in the cold on Christmas Eve. I just wanted to eat my soup, but no
Triangle had to knock it over. All he cares about is stuff stuff stuff stuff
And now I'm alone on the most magical night of the year
(random voice) Well now who spoke to say
what?
Who's there?
down here
in hell?!
No, like under the sewer cap right next to you.
Oh
Hello.
Hello friend
Who are you?
Well, I'm the sewer alligator of self-help and awareness. But please call me Sasha
Aiya, Sasha.
What are you doing, my friend?
All by your lonesome on the eve of Christmas
My stupid friend forced me to come with him to buy a video game he saw on TV
Stupid?
That doesn't sound like a very nice thing to call your friend
but he is. He only cares about himself
Like today, I made some soup and he knocked it all over.
Hmm. And how did that make you feel?
Really bad dude, like I watched a tutorial on how to make delicious tomato soup
And then I cooked it perfect and everything and now it's on the floor
Ah, I see I can understand how it made you feel bitter towards your friend
Yeah.
But, it's just soup
what
soup! it's just soup just like your friends waiting online
for just a video game you boys are obsessed with materials. obsessed with stuff! that
my dear shape child, is not the true meaning of Christmas.
It's not?
NO, no
No Christmas was never about getting. it's about giving. giving love, spreading joy
Sharing happiness with those whom you are close with. That
Is the true meaning of Christmas.
Huh?
So the question stands.
Who are you closest to isn't your soup spilling compadre.
Hmm, well
Wow, did you just eat the bug?
Yeh, it tastes like chicken.
That's cool. We should be friends.
Okay!
I guess so. We've never really left each other's sides
Well, then it sounds like you share your life with a great soul, and that my friend is what it's all about
Why cry over some spill soup, you know I'm saying.
Whoa, you're right
I'm gonna go back on that line and spend Christmas with my best friend ever
Maybe I'll even convince him not to buy the VR impact 3000 or whatever
Wait. Did you say be VR impact 3000?
Uhhh
It goes pew pew pew pew. BOOOm. and that's why you need to throw stapler and office monkeys too (?)
ha ha. Man, Rick, you didn't tell you had such a cool friend
FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE! FEEL THE FUTURE!
*outro song*