and it's such a terrible tragedy
that such a young man
was taken from us so soon
however do not be saddened because Adam is with God now
and God will keep him well
Now I believe Adams employer Rowan - has a few words he'd like to say
What are you doing?!
shut the f**k up
Thank you father
Wow
such a big turnout
this is a true testament to just how loved Adam really was
it's really heartwarming
however
Adam never actually applied for leave
so.... yeah....
you didn't actually tell me you were planning on dying
You just kind of did it
I assume you you expect me to cover
your shift or - sorry sorry sorry
I don't know what you're laughing at
Adam did not apply for leave
and he should not be here dead
he should be at work
and to be quite frank I kind of expected a little bit more from you mate
you were scheduled to be on today and not only are you not at work
but you're here dead
forcing all of us Alan - Ellie - to be at your funeral
it's actually kind of pissing me off a little bit
no no no I'm I'm not finished
I'm not actually - no no did I interupt you?
did I interrupt you
no
no I didn't interrupt you no that's right
so yeah so maybe you just mind your business while I'm while I'm speaking okay
so what I was saying and this is a perfect example of just how rotten the retail industry
has gotten the kind of shit that I'm having to deal with as people slacking
off and pulling this kind of shit
do you know what - do you know what
I think we're done here Adam. up you get mate I think we're done here
Up you get matey-potatey. Up you get lazy bum
we're done with your little game now
Up ya get mate
wakey-wakey
Sorry about this everyone - I'll deal with this
wakey-wakey mate
Rowan what are you doing?!
sorry about this everybody Rowan is clearly
dealing with grief in his own way
the only grief I'm dealing with is a lack of
professionalism and communication from my employees
Rowan - what are you doing?
I'm trying to prove a point Alan
Do you know where we are right now. Do you know what this is
Yes I know where we are. We're in a church.
We're in a place where a persons being lazy
come on mate up ya get mate
I am so sorry about this everybody - I am really - I do apologize
this is ridiculous - here we go
Rowan stop!
Up ya get mate
Sop that right now
Rowan STOP
Rowan do not do that
Are you trying to revive him?
Thats not even how you do CPR
Up ya get mate!
And there it is
What happened?!
Don't play dumb Adam - I'm getting sick of it
Alright guys - we're done here
Shows over - funerals done
big waste of time - big waste of time wasn't it
Adam you're alive?
I guess so...
How...?
I don't know
What a waste of time
Rowan do you even realize what you've just done?!
just shut the f**k up Alan and get back to work okay
did I die
yeah man for a little bit. Do you want a hand getting out of this thing?
Yes please
Yeah come on
Oh no
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