- Apparently earlier this year
I apparently had a little boy on this show
named Noah Ritter, apparently.
After his interview with a local news station went viral,
I knew that I had to meet him.
Noah loves dinosaurs, he loves his grandpa,
he loves my production assistant, Robby.
Most of all he loves saying whatever pops into his head.
- Apparently I've never been on live television before,
but apparently sometimes I don't watch this--
I don't watch the news, because I'm a kid.
And apparently every time--
Apparently grandpa just gives me the remote
after he watched the Powerball.
[cheers and applause]
This is my first time on a talk show.
- What is it, Noah?
- My first time on a talk show.
- Oh, man.
Welcome. [cheers and applause]
[laughter]
You're waving to your grandpa?
- Yep. - Yep.
Your grandpa's in the audience. Hi, grandpa.
So you're in kindergarten.
What are you learning in kindergarten?
- I think--
I think they're holding me I don't know how many hours.
Probably, like, 11 hours.
I don't know, it's like I was in prison for ten days.
[laughter and applause]
- So you're enjoying it?
- Yeah, five days.
That's a week.
- Yeah, so--
- Ten days, year.
- Yeah.
Hey, I have a question about dinosaurs.
I heard you like dinosaurs a lot, right?
- Yeah, I do. - Okay.
- What if I told you we had a dinosaur here today?
It's a friendly dinosaur too.
I think you're gonna like it.
Look.
- Wow!
I'm pretty sure that's a guy in a costume.
[laughter and cheering]
- Who's coming here now?
- He's a triceratops. - Yeah.
Now tell me, you know if this is a predator
or a herbivore.
- A plant-eater. - He's a plant-eater.
- Yeah, I've seen a lot of dinosaur movies in my day.
- Oh, have you?
Look at this guy's eye.
Come down here, look.
- [snorts] - Oh, my God!
- Oh, no. - He just sneezed on me!
He just sneezed on me!
- Whoo-hoo!
- You gonna ride with me? - I'm gonna ride with you.
- Here we go. - Whoo!
- Hate L.A. pizza?
- Welcome back to California.
Do you like California?
- Uh, no.
No, I do not.
I do not like the hotel--
the hotel TVs.
They're terrible. They don't have any cartoons.
I mean, I'm like, big fail.
[laughter]
I met Robby because he came over
and he's one of the cameramen
except he's not holding a camera at all.
- Okay. - All right, here we go!
[upbeat Hawaiian music]
- Wait, Ellen, can I say hi to my grandpa--grandma?
- Yeah.
- Hello, grandma, and thank you
for watching me on the "Ellen" show,
and plus if you want to see
a YouTube video made by me
and my grandfather,
go to ww--youtube.com
slash--greatest fails of all time,
until when-- until when--
and make sure to leave a like and subscribe to my channel.
[laughter and applause]