dad there's a moss on the outside of the
bathroom door can you get rid of it
please hurry I'm going to cry dad dad
dad is dead you're next love moth I
should do this too sausage to be always
calls me upstairs he's like baby baby
baby come upstairs there's a moth brah
what am I gonna do besides eat your
clothes I mean unless you wear Gucci's
very nothing to be afraid of oh it's a
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10 oh you want me to get you anything
while I'm here
pecan pie pecan pie WTF as a when you go
to write know somebody change that
autocorrect to pecan pie and you want a
diet but your parents don't believe in
diets and as I posted it and was like
what is happening help me you want pecan
pie they try to say no but autocorrect
pecan pie every time you get a text from
dad
I'm gay I'm sure I'm sorry he's not gay
he's just like to the math that is like
knock knock who's there
you yoohoo yoo-hoo
big summer blowout that says hey do you
want me to buy you something from the
store some condoms going out with some
girls I need protection son yeah your
face is protection enough apply cold
water where it burns what an
uncomfortable now
okay so Kensi over here I made a
shortcut on my mom's phone so every time
she types dirty clothes
it says acid do you have any acid acid
acid acid acid mom acid I'm not meaning
to say acid I mean acid no not acid acid
acid damn it you like a woman poor mom
trying to type out dirty clothes like
five times there's Otto crooks every
time McKenzie acid come here and help me
figure out why it's saying acid I'm
trying to say acid but it's saying acid
what the hell I swear I'm typing acid
mom really wants acid oh my god McKenzie
came through McKenzie I swear calm down
I'll get you acid I'll have it tomorrow
afternoon McKenzie come here now I don't
have any acid right now come in here
room right now next episode of Dragon
Ball Z we'll find out 10 G's mom gets
acid alright somebody takes a grandma
here you got an iPhone if you need any
help with it don't hesitate to call me
hope all is well love Leon poem B
grandma shooting blanks don't worry it
takes some time to learn the text
practice makes perfect
Oklahoma what dad
Oh another one from Grandma heard you
got an iPhone how do you like it
Massachusetts when you think it's trying
to say
I'll make chicken what where buy chicken
mom this isn't Google avec Oda avec una
variable
Sabah Kota grandma said do you have an
extra gift girl for what tall thin
Jessie friend we have a nice Snuggie
it's extra $20 Bogg what mom said any
plans for tonight no loser dang by your
own mom I mean I know my parents would
be glad I'm staying home now let me go
out anywhere in elementary school my
best friends lived walking distance from
me it would take five minutes to walk to
her house and they're like no she could
come to our house but you can't go to
her house wait bro it was always I could
never go to anybody's house I wanted to
have sleepover so bad that said what are
you doing tonight studying you are a
nerd get out of here get drunk you are
ruining my name at least pretend you're
drunk in front of your friend
I feel bad you'll have that stuff he's
studying he try to make a good honest
even Wow I have my hand too hard I mean
I feel like if you encourage your kids
to do that kind of stuff they won't want
to do it I know if I ever have kids I
would be like hey hey this is alcohol do
you want it it'll get you drunk
and then I'll get some so drugs they'll
never want to be drunk again it's water
you don't believe me I swear people
don't believe me when I say shits water
is all right now is the alcohol I mean
for somebody who can't even handle a
shot of alcohol that is a lot of alkyl
alkyl whole chill you want to
breathalyze me go on go on
I'm into fresh harvest when you
accidentally text your mom rack city
crack crack city oh my god
sorry Bob
that's my friend it's okay Ted Ted Ted
2750 my wall will be so fast if I
sent her bad word she'd be like no you
can't say now I've only cussed like in
front of my mom like twice I was like
really mad news on accident and but now
I feel like like like she gets very
upset when you cuss in front of her but
so we just don't cousin from my mom but
sometimes we do accidentally anybody who
has my daughter chew all shut up let's
kick around while mommy's making a
video dad said how cracked is going
terrible I want to stab everyone here
okay just don't get any blood on your
clothes you're a police officer you
shouldn't be condoning this don't tell
me how to live my life
damn you and I thought the police would
be like no son you cannot stab anybody
I'm all rescue today isn't that right
then you would arrested his son oh my
god so today I want you chew it we're
listening to music I was driving 90 and
carpool on the highway I wasn't paying
attention I was just driving fast
there's like nobody on the road and then
I see cops behind me he's got his like
body corn hella fast or something really
close up to me I was I don't get a
ticket I went so long without going to
get ticket and now he'll finally get a
ticket and then I just like pull over to
the side and they just drives past me
just like juice factory Oh Mike hell
yeah it's a good day for a cop to have
the job to do cuz you didn't pull me
over
yeah it's somewhere to go so yeah buddy
wanted to pull me over so bad like oh my
god this dish is going 90 but I got
somewhere to be so thank you whoever
made that 911 call
okay so you text mom what time are you
home I'm really hungry
that get some food oh I hope mom
that hurt it's not really hurts come on
I can't we just posed to be my mom to
some millennium aam I mean I can't
imagine my mom talking like this I mean
those are some savage moms out there how
would be this mom know I'd be nice I
make food all right you text mom mom I
think there's a thief in the house come
home go hide in your closet now I'll be
home in 15 minutes
I can hear Steph's mom I'm scared
just be quiet honey
okay I think he's gone now whew but can
I get out of the closet OMG he lost me
in no he did it I did and I came home
early from the meeting oh I'm G you're
easy to scare I hope you're still
talking to me love you mom
oh the Bob comes home the kid thinks
it's a robber and then she hides in her
closet and is above comes the Polacks
are in boy pairs these days be recording
the shipper you see we got another cop
dad over here so you take that I want to
picture the I with a rusty fork
well this is awkward I didn't mean to
text you that hi dad
whoa hi Katie don't forget to wear
gloves keeps the fingerprints off the
fork even if it is a rusty one my
favorite part of this is how you don't
even question who it is the less I know
the less I can say during the
interrogation the real of repeat mom
texts how's it going have blood fire my
fur is beating up Parker with a
skateboard Billy's doing body shots from
a hookers bellybutton why can't I have
fun like that at home I know my mom
would freak out what I'm coming home
right now what what's going on I wish I
could take a shot from a hooker belly
button I'm so disgusting you know those
lint and belly button and lint smell bad
and you were taking a shot most hookers
don't have like a flat nice stomach I've
got a couple of ridges and a couple
maybe some scars from a couple babies
being popped out what what kind of hook
is you talking about mom he broke my
heart I don't know what I'm going to do
I am ruined I need advice mom honey I'm
going to tell you what my mom always
told me if a man breaks your heart his
best friend Nana said that okay now I
know how you were made your great aunt
just passed away lol why is that funny
it's not funny David what do you mean
mom lol means laughing out loud oh my
goodness I sent that to everyone I
thought it meant lots of love I have to
call everybody back you text mom I need
more contacts I just put in my last pair
so I'll need another set and like a
less than 1/2 as best possible sure you
order them or should I
[Applause]
I was adorable
you take that hey what's up it took for
dad hey what's up gas prices Lowell dad
I mean like what are you doing your mom
I want to move out I'm going to a party
will you be drinking no will you be
doing drugs
no will you be having sex no sweat boys
day it's 10:00 p.m. where are you I'm in
a dark alley with my drug dealer trying
to get a good deal on this new batch of
weed as long as I know where you are do
you actually mean drug dealers and dark
alleys I wouldn't know but I mean is
that what people do mom I would like to
let you know that I feel robbed for not
growing up in a colder place because I
could have been Olympian for glorified
sweating ah you finally unveil my secret
guilt I have failed you I hope with much
therapy you'll be able to move past with
unbearable transgression and somehow
piece together a life worth living you
pathetic human being
hey honey did you pick up those
yet I'm person dad sorry that wasn't
meant for your mother
wait what you meet me and my
sister yes bra fatty wait what's all for
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