HAND ME THAT OTHER BOX OF PHOTOS.
THAT'S THE VERY LAST ONE.
OKAY.
(screams)
OOPS... SORRY.
WELL, GOOD THING YOU NUMBERED ALL OF THEM, HUH?
I HADN'T. PHOTO 152 WAS A PROTOTYPE.
OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
HONEY, HOW ABOUT I FIX YOU A DRINK, HUH?
MAYBE A MARGARITA?
ROSS HAS THE BLENDER.
OH, EVERYTHING'S JUST FALLING APART.
NO, HONEY, IT'S OKAY.
LISTEN, I'LL GO TO ROSS'S, GET THE BLENDER.
YOU GET ALL THE MARGARITA STUFF READY.
HIS KEYS ARE IN THE DRAWER.
YOU KNOW WHAT? ALSO, I NEED SOME CASH.
YOU WANT ME TO STOP AT THE ATM?
NO. WHILE YOU'RE AT ROSS'S, IF YOU SEE ANY LYING AROUND.
WHAT?
WHAT? I-I-I DON'T, I DON'T DO THAT.
Monica: Rach, it's me. Pick up.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
I need a few more things to make the margaritas.
UM, I NEED SOME, UH, SOME SALT, SOME MARGARITA MIX, AND TEQUILA.
SO ALL WE HAD WAS ICE?
SEE IF HE HAS ICE.
OKAY.
( phone ringing)
( beeping)
Hello, Ross?
It's Emily here.
I know this is out of the blue, but, um
I'm getting married tomorrow.
Well... maybe I am.
I keep thinking about you
and I'm wondering if we made a mistake
giving up so fast.
Are you thinking about me?
No, of course you're not.
But if you are, call me tonight.
Okay, bye.
OH! OH!
But if you are, call me tonight.
Okay, bye.
NO!
I KNOW.
WELL, THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE.
I MEAN, WE HAVE TO ERASE THAT.
WHAT? WE CAN'T DO THAT.
WE HAVE TO.
WHAT IF ROSS HEARS THAT, AND THEN CALLS HER BACK
AND THEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT--
ROSS BACK WITH THAT CONTROLLING
NEUROTIC, CRAZY EMILY?
EMILY THAT WOULDN'T LET HIM SEE YOU?
NO! OH, NO. NO. GOD, NO.
HE SHOULD NOT GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HER.
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW THAT
EVEN ROSS KNOWS THAT.
BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE US THE RIGHT TO ERASE HIS MESSAGE.
LOOK, I'M HIS SISTER, OKAY? AND I LOVE HIM.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM GET HURT.
COME ON, DOESN'T THAT GIVE ME THE RIGHT TO CONTROL HIM...?
HELP HIM?
I DON'T THINK HE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP.
LOOK. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY UNSTABLE, OKAY?
SHE'S THINKING ABOUT RUNNING OUT ON HER WEDDING DAY.
OKAY, FINE
BUT LOOK AT THE POSITION SHE'S PUTTING HIM IN.
WHAT'S HE'S GOING TO DO?
ROSS IS GOING TO RUN OVER THERE ON THE WEDDING DAY
AND BREAK UP THE MARRIAGE?
I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO THAT?
OKAY, FINE. ALL RIGHT?
BUT, THAT'S, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
ALTHOUGH IT DID INVOLVE A LOT OF THE SAME PEOPLE.
OH...!
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
SOME TWISTED JOKE SHE'S TRYING TO PLAY ON HIM.
OKAY, YOU ARE CRAZY.
I'M SORRY, BUT SHE SOUNDED GENUINELY UPSET.
I MEAN, LISTEN.
Male voice: Your messages have been erased.
NO!
I GUESS WE SHOULD GO.
NO. WAIT, WAIT.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
NO. MONICA...
MONICA, WE HAVE TO FIX THIS.
THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
YOU'VE ERASED THE MESSAGE.
YEAH, WELL, UNLESS WE TELL HIM.
LOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TOTALLY RATIONAL ABOUT THIS
I CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
FINE. IF YOU WANT TO TELL HIM, TELL HIM.
I JUST, I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF IT.
( phone ringing)
OH! MAYBE THAT'S EMILY CALLING BACK
TO LEAVE THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE.
Ross: Hey, Ross, it's you.
I just want you to remember this feeling.
You are lucky to be alive
so live every day to the fullest.
Love yourself, okay? Okay.
Oh, and also, get stamps. Bye.
WOW. PLAY THAT MESSAGE FOR EMILY
AND THIS WHOLE PROBLEM GOES AWAY.
OH, RIGHT.