-Let's talk "Below Deck." -Yes. Let's talk it.
-Because here -- -I got to get my --
This is sent by Zendaya. I have to say it.
-Oh, really? -Yeah. Thank you, Zen!
You know I can call her Zen. Hey, thank you, Daya!
-Uh, let's talk about you.
Your commentary. I follow you on Instagram.
And you videotape, and you have --
You comment on every move of the show.
And it's like everyone -- Dude, it's so funny.
It is fantastic. -I love doing it.
-But people -- Do they -- People just want to watch TV with you?
-And they need to understand that that's not --
What y'all see is what I give y'all.
It takes me three hours to do that.
Because I stop, I wash clothes.
You know, I call my auntie. You know what I'm saying?
I do a lot of stuff when I'm watching TV.
That's not just all in one hour.
I'm doing, like, three-hour, you know...
But if you came to watch TV with me,
you would be like, "I want to leave."
-Can we talk about -- How do you like Rhylee?
What is wrong with you?
-What is wrong with YOU? You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's obvious
that they're straight gaslighting this poor girl.
And we don't know how they're cutting it.
And I'm not saying that Rhylee don't have an attitude.
But if you're approaching three men
who already don't like you
and you getting that energy of like --
Well, I'm gonna approach you like that, too.
"Yeah, where you want the pool?
Where you want it?"
-No, but you can't come at me with that --
-No, no, no, no. You can't come at ME like that.
If I come to work... and I got a three --
-That wouldn't work.
-Yeah, but that's what she trying to do.
She trying to be professional.
-No, if you work, that's working.
-[Mockingly] "...working."
Let me explain something to you.
Let me explain something.
[ Laughter ]
Ashton is completely inappropriate.
-Sometimes. -He is not a good boss.
Sometimes?! -She showed up in --
-All the time!
He has the most false professionalism that lives.
That man is a walking misogynistic biscuit.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ] -Biscuit?
-And say something to me at the end
if you think I won't kick you right in your neck!
-[ Laughs ] What are you talking about?
-'Cause they gonna come up to me at the end and they said...
And I'm gonna be like, "Get out of my face!
Get out of my face, Tanner!
Shut your pie hole, Tanner!"
-Oh, my God. Tanner?
-"Shut your pie hole, Tanner!"
-Okay. Oh, my God. All right. Stop, stop, stop.
I don't want to get you hyped up.
-[ Screaming ]
-All right, all right. You got a point. Good.
-That's how I am when I'm watching the show.
-Oh, my gosh. Hilarious.
-Like, I'll be about to fight them.