>> HI. I'M FRED CHALMER'S.
>> AND I'M LEEZAN. YOU MAY RECOGNIZE US FROM OUR
REALITY SHOW "THE NASTIEST SUMMER RENTERS IN SAG HARBOR."
>> IT'S THE SHOW THAT WON SPECTRUM CABLE AWARD FOR
UNHAPPIEST GROUP. >> IT'S BEEN CANCELED ALREADY.
>> UNLIKE OUR BRAND NEW WINE, CHALMER'S RESERVE EVENT WINE.
>> CHALMER'S IS AN AFFORDABLE WINE THAT, UNLIKE OUR SHOW,
WON'T RECEIVE ANY COMPLAINTS. >> AFTER THE FIRST SIP, GUESTS
WILL BE LIKE, "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
I MUST HAVE MISTASTED THIS." >> BY THE SECOND SIP, THEY WON'T
KNOW A GREAT WINE FROM LEFTOVER HOT DOG WATER.
>> THEY'LL BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT, "HOW DID I GET IN THE
POOL?" OR, "WHY AM I BEING CHASED IN
THIS WIG?" >> AND, HEY, IT MAY EVEN USHER
IN YOUR FIRST LESBIAN EXPERIENCE.
>> THAT GOES FOR THE MEN AS WELL.
>> LET OUR WINEMAKERS TELL YOU HOW WE'RE ABLE TO MAKE SUCH A
WONDERFUL WINE FOR UNDER $1 A BOTTLE.
>> THE PROCESS IS WHAT WE CALL --
>> THIS MEANS THE WINE IS MADE FROM THE GRAPES THAT DIDN'T MAKE
THE CUT FOR THE BETTER WINE. >> THE ONES THAT I GOT TO PULL
OFF THE CONVEYOR BELT BECAUSE THEY WERE FLAT ON ONE SIDE OR
HAD A MOLE ON THE TOP. >> WE ALSO USE THE TWIGS AND THE
TRASH THAT WERE SORTED AWAY FROM THE PREMIUM GRAPES.
>> AND OF COURSE THE DISTILLED YELLOW CORN.
>> IT'S THE CORN THAT COVERS UP THE TASTE OF THE GRAPE.
>> BECAUSE THE GRAPE, IT'S NO GOOD.
>> THANK YOU. YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE MOTEL
NOW. >> I ASK THEM IS THIS LIKE A
WINE FOR DOGS OR SOMETHING? THEY LAUGH, AND THEY SAY, KINDA.
>> YOU'RE OVERWHELMING THEM WITH THE DETAILS.
>> IT WAS FUN LEARNING ABOUT THE PROCESS FROM YOU TO, SO BYE.
>> ALSO, THIS IS THE OWN WINE YOU GOT TO PUT IN A TOOTH GUARD
BEFORE YOU DRINK IT BECAUSE IT STAINS YOUR TEETH, AND IT DON'T
EVER COME OUT. >> BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO USE THE
DYE. THE GRAPES FOR THIS WINE AREN'T
EVEN WINE. >> BEFORE COLOR, THIS WINE IS
BROWN. >> THAT IS WHY WE THINK IT IS
FOR THE DOG BECAUSE IT SMELL LIKE THE CHICKEN BONE TOO.
>> HEY, MAN, DON'T BE GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS.
>> I THINK WE ALL UNDERSTAND HOW THE WINE IS MADE NOW.
PLEASE GO. >> WE ARE NOT PROUD OF THIS
WINE. >> WE GO TO HELL MAYBE FOR
MAKING THIS WINE. >> WE'RE NOT EVEN ITALIAN.
>> WE SIGN A CONTRACT SAY WE GOT TO TALK LIKE THIS FOR A YEAR.
>> AND OUR ITALIAN ACCENTS ARE NO GOOD.
>> PLEASE LEAVE. YOU'RE DONE.
>> YOU STILL OWE US. >> KEEP CHECKING YOUR MAILBOX.
>> TAKE YOUR OLD WORLD CHARM AND GET ON THE LOSER TRAIN.
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US.
>> WHOA, BABY, YOU TOLD THEIR ITALIAN ASSES OFF.
>> DAMN RIGHT. >> GOOD LORD, NO.
I THINK MY HAIR IS ON FIRE. >> YOUR CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME
TO ROOST. >> WHAT ABOUT ME?
>> YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND SO AM I.
>> CHALMER'S RESERVE EVENT WINE. MMM MMM.