Ex. Birthday Party
The going away party
Hello!
Hello, what's up, this is Mumzum.
Hey!
Hello, I can't figure out this fucking song.
Connor, I have something I need to talk to you about.
I want you to come over on Sunday.
What do you wanna talk about?
Oh, I think we are better talking about this in person. Take me to church and then we'll talk. It's very important.
See you Sunday!
See you Sunday! Kill yourself!
What?
Said, I love you, bye.
What are you doing?
Hey, I feel like a fucking weirdo, over here.
I'm on a ton of pain meds.
You're making me look like a liar. I told everyone, they were really gonna like you.
Thank you.
I mean, you just shut up and take this,
It's fine. It'll dissolve, just take it. You'll feel better.
Is this meth?
No, shut up, shut up, take it.
Do you feel better already?
This dancers, just, kicked me right in the face. It was an accident.
Were they all black?
Mumzum,
I'm just curious.
Oh, Connor, I'm feeling guilty, I've been worried about you for a long time.
What is is?
Well, I was on Internet, I took a test, and it showed you have autism.
I'd had to tell you now, I don't know when I'd have another chance.
I'm not autistic.
You're on the spetrum
No, no, no. Everyone's on the spectrum. It's...
I'm not talking about Asperger's. Full blown. Autism.
Shit.
There're people out there that dream really funny, awesome,weird, poetic things.
Meanwhile, I just keep having that dream, I can't flip myself. Over and over.
I don't know, then there's my grandmother, you know,
she tells me I'm autistic that she took some test on the Internet.
I just keep fucking everything up, and I think she's right.
Well, Connor, I don't know you very well.
But, I can tell you, there's no written multiple choice test for autism.
I don't think you're autistic.
I'm willing to go only so far, as to say, I think, you're depressed.
Hello!
Hey, fagot. What's up?
The party, you're coming, right?
Oh, yeah, I'm not coming.
You're, you're not coming.
It's a little bit self-indulgent of you to be having both the funeral and the party.
And to be honest I think it's a little top
Really, you think it's self-indulgent?
Yeah, I do.
Do you think I'm self-indulgent?
I do think you're self-indulgent. Like who has a suicide party, anyway, that's so weird, it's so dark and creepy.
And, it's like, are other people supposed to commit suicide or is it is just all about you?
And then if so, then why is everything all about you all of a sudden, it's all overwhelming.
People don't want that much grief in their life, so just, what are you wearing?
I thought it would be really cute if we coordinated,
and then everyone would know we were the closest right before you died.
We were closest before I died?
Yeah.
This is the closest thing that I've got. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Shit.
Are you ok?
No, I'm not dying, you're dying.
I've gotta run, you know, I've got so much to do for the funeral. Good luck. I miss you already.
Really, you think it's self-indulgent? Yeah, me too.
Do you think I'm self -indulgent? I do think you're self-indulgent. It's one of you worst qualities.
You're fucking weirdo... But you're on the spectrum...
The going away party.