TONY SOPRANO: You've been a solid performer for some time now.
Plus you're my brother-in-law.
You get older, you think about things.
You're a young man.
We both are, the world's still in front of us.
Balls.
My estimate, historically, 80 percent of the time
it ends up in the can like Johnny Sack.
Or on the embalming table at Cozzarelli's.
Don't even say it.
No risk, no reward.
(WATER SPLASHES)
BOBBY BACCALIERI: I mean, yeah, our line of work, it's always out there.
You probably don't even hear it when it happens, right.
Ask your friend in there on the wall.
(CHUCKLES) Listen to us. Morbid fucks.
Come to think of it, you never popped your cherry in that regard, right?
No.
Yet your old man was the fucking Terminator.
I come close.
I done other shit, but... no.
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It's a big fat pain in the balls.
Especially now with DNA evidence.
My pop never wanted it for me.
He said there were times with all the worry
that he wished he could have stayed in the shop full-time,
just cut hair.
To be honest, I'd rather he fucking shot me than cut my hair.
(LAUGHS)
There's somebody I've been bringing along to...
insulate myself
from the stuff that could bring down a boss,
and take care of Carmela, too, in case...
God forbid.
Now maybe...
between me and this person...
there's diverging agendas.
-Sorry to hear it. -It happens.
Thing is, the Newark facilities manager,
he's gonna fix it so we do all the window replacements
in the projects.
I was thinking maybe you should work that.
I'm honored just to be considered.
Then we'll see what happens after that, long-term.
SOPRANOS: (SINGING)
(CHEERING, LAUGHING)
-Time for presents! -And grappa.
I told you people I didn't want any presents, just...
ALL: Just a few kind words.
That was my father's line every year.
I get the joke, believe me.
"Soprano Home Movies."
I had all the Super 8s from when we were kids transferred.
TONY: Oh, cool.
It's really very thoughtful. Thank you.
-Uh-oh. -Oh, look at these.
-(CHEERING) -Oh, look at this!
TaylorMades, wow!
"To my husband: You're not just a funny, smart, lovable,
good-looking guy.
You're mine."
-Thank you, baby. -Happy birthday.
Cent anni,
Oh, wait, wait.
Um...
Uh...
To have my health,
to be in this beautiful spot
with people that I love...
I couldn't ask for more.
-BOBBY: