BULMA: The following is a~...
BABY TRUNKS: Fan-based parody!
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BABY TRUNKS: FUNimation,
TOEI Animation,
Fuji TV
and Akira Toriyama!
BULMA: Very good~!
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SEMI-PERFECT CELL: 'So I'm a hair's breadth from perfection, and then *Triclops* shows up and decides:'
'"I'm just gonna turn triangles into f**kin' squares!"'
'Then *Goku* shows up; apparently he can *teleport*! Gotta look into THAT later!'
'But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions, is:'
WHERE!
WHERE! ARE!
WHERE! ARE! YOU!
WHERE! ARE! YOU! EIGH
WHERE! ARE! YOU! EIGHTEEN...?!
"ANDROID" 18: We got lucky. With all these islands, it'll be tough for him to find us.
ANDROID 16: Technically, it's an archipelago.
"Noun; A *group* of islands."
18: Thank you, Sixteen.
16: You are welcome.
18: Well, we could sneak away if we could get underwater.
Sixteen, are you waterproof?
{BZZZT}
16: I was.
18: Shit.
Then all we can do is wait and hope he just moves on.
SeP CELL: Do you understand what we could be together!?
We could be perfect!
SOME DUDE [distant]: Dude! I know you're having issues with your girl...
trust me, I get it, but you're makin' a scene, man!
SeP CELL: Can I help you, uhhh...?
SOME DUDE [off-screen, distant]: My name's Tom!
SeP CELL: Oh, well hi, Tom! I'll try to make less of a scene while I
liquefy your insides and *proceed to drink you*!
TOM [o-s, distant]: Hey! No need to be hostile, man!
SOME LADY [o-s, distant]: Do you people mind!? My child is trying to nap!
TOM [o-s, distant]: I'm just trying to help this guy out with his lady problems.
SeP CELL: I don't need your help, Tom!
But, *thank you*...?!
[Baby begins to cry] Rerrgh...!
SOME LADY [o-s, distant]: Well, now you've done it!
SeP CELL: Okay! Ma'am, FIRST of all...!
[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]
♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫
♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)
♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)
♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫
KORIN: Hm?
Oh, it's Bulma!
Hey, Bulma! Did you bring back Yajiro--
OOOOFFfff course you didn't!
Guhhooooh...
I miss my Bean Daddy...
BULMA: Huh. So it does just kinda float there.
*♪♪♪*
Hey! Anyone here?
GOHAN: Bulma!
GOKU [o-s]: Hey, Bulma!
BULMA: Hey, guys!
[Laughter]
Huh?
Oh my gosh, Trunks!
Your hair! It looks good...
Eh-- platonically of course.
TRUNKS: It's okay, Mom. I literally just spent a year with Dad in the Time Chamber. I'm over it.
BULMA: Wait - you spent an entire year with Vegeta!?
Even I haven't managed that.
TRUNKS: Wouldn't recommend it. All he does is scream at you.
BULMA: Yeah, he does.
Speaking of, how about you? Why didn't your hair grow?
VEGETA: Because unlike a half-breed, a pure-blooded Saiyan's hair does not change from the day we are born.
With the exceptions of beards, and moustaches.
GOKU: Boy... now I can't stop thinkin' about Vegeta with a mustache.
[Whimsically, with guitars playing in background] VEGETA: "Moustaaaache."
GOKU: Hee...
BULMA: Oh, before I forget...
{CLICK}
{BAMF}
I brought you guys some armor for your fight against the Androids!
VEGETA: This is easily the greatest thing you've ever produced.
BABY TRUNKS: Gaoo, gaaaoou!
VEGETA: Yes, even you!
BABY TRUNKS: Aaaoouh.
BULMA: Aren't you guys going to try them on too?
PICCOLO: No.
TENSHINHAN: No.
BULMA: Any reason?
PICCOLO: No.
TENSHINHAN: No.
GOKU: Hey look, Vegeta! I'm you!
Paragon 'til death!
VEGETA: ...You ruined it.
You ruined it and I'm leaving.
GOKU: You want I should teleport you, buddy?
VEGETA: I hate you.
{WOOSH}
TRUNKS: I should follow him.
GOKU: Oh! Before you go...
you'll probably want these...
just in case.
TRUNKS: Thanks, but hopefully we won't need them.
GOKU: Yeah, but...
GOKU: Vegeta. TRUNKS: Father.
BULMA: You should really hurry up. Said father has a head start on you.
TRUNKS: Yeah... and who knows what atrocities Cell is committing as we speak...
SOME LADY [o-s, distant]: My husband and I go to couple's counseling every Tuesday, and it's really helped us!
SeP CELL: Yes, and I'm echappy to hear that, Sally; but my situation isn't exactly--
TOM [o-s, distant]: Bro, if you love something, you have *got* to set it free!
SeP CELL: Okay, that's- that's not--
RICHARD [o-s, distant]: You can't be so clingy! It's kinda creepy.
SeP CELL: But it's--
SALLY [o-s, distant]: Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?
SeP CELL: 'And we're done.'
EIGHTEEN! You have until the count of *five*!
Show yourself now, or I'm wiping out these islands one by one until I find you!
ANOTHER DUDE [o-s, distant]: Don't you think that's a little extreme?!
SeP CELL: You're not involved in this anymore, Harry!
HARRY [o-s, distant]: I think I'm pretty involved!
SeP CELL: FIVE!
18: This is bad. This is *really* bad!
SeP CELL [o-s]: FOUR! 18: This is bad. This is *really* bad!
16: Do not fret.
You are too valuable.
SeP CELL [o-s]: THREE!
16: He would not risk destroying you.
18: And you're sure about that??
SeP CELL [o-s]: TWO! 18: And you're sure about that??
16: Trust me.
SeP CELL: *ONE*.
[Crowds screaming] RICHARD [o-s, distant]: Can we please go back to TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
18: You were saying, exactly!?
16: This is a fluffy bird.
18: Yeah. Guess that one's on me.
MR. POPO: Alright! You maggots ready yet?
GOKU: Yup! Sorry for the wait.
GOHAN: I can't believe you wasted half an hour on eating.
There's food inside!
GOKU: Oh, come on, Gohan; what's half an hour?
GOHAN: 7.6 days.
GOKU: (Gasp) But that's half a fortnight!
MR. POPO: Okay, I'm done with this. You get in.
(Creaking)
GOKU: Welp! Here we are.
You know... it's awfully nice of you to come join me, Gohan.
GOHAN: I... never really had a choice. You basically kidnapped me.
GOKU: Oh, come on, Gohan! You can't kidnap your own kid.
GOHAN: I dunno if that's true. I'll have to read up on that.
GOKU: Sorry Gohan, no books here! Or internet.
Only this room... and the void.
["Void" echoes within the chamber]
GOHAN: Uh... does it do that all the time?
GOKU: Oh, yeah. But only if you say the word "void".
["Void" echoes again]
GOHAN: Okay, well, we're gonna avoid that word for now--
["Void" echoes once more]
Why!?
GOKU: Alright, Gohan. First thing we're gonna do, is focus on getting you Super Saiyan!
Now, it won't be easy, because Krillin's not here to die for you.
But I think with some crunches, pull-ups, and plenty of milk...
You'll find your way!
GOHAN: Oh...
Well, if you really believe in me--
GOKU: Also, we're gonna fight!
...A lot.
GOHAN: ...I need an adult.
GOKU: I am an adult--
GOHAN: No. No, you are not.
18: Well... I'm pretty sure that was the last island...
Y'know, besides this one (!)
16: Island.
"Noun."
Island.
"Noun."
16 [o-s]: Island. 18: We have got to get you fixed up, buddy.
18: We have got to get you fixed up, buddy.
16 [o-s]: "Noun." 18: We have got to get you fixed up, buddy.
16: Have you tried turning me off, and on again?
SeP CELL: 'That's the last island.'
'She's either there... or I've killed her.'
Oh well, in for a penny.
{BWOOP}
18: Uhn!
SeP CELL: (Laughing)
Uh!?
{WOOSH}
VEGETA: Ah, warming up by destroying some islands, huh?
I can dig that. More of a *planet* guy, myself.
SeP CELL: Ugh, people all day today.
Hello, Vegeta.
VEGETA: Hello, *ugly*.
SeP CELL: Ugh... now we're doing this.
Okay.
18: Wait, is that... *Vegeta*!?
Well, bright side: we get to watch Vegeta bite it first.
16: That bird has very sharp hair.
SeP CELL: So, can I help you?
'Cause if you're looking for another broken arm, you can always help me find Android 18.
VEGETA: No, I just heard how ugly you were and I *had* to see it for myself.
TRUNKS: Also... I'm here.
SeP CELL: And that explains the bravado.
You brought Junior!
VEGETA: Nope! He's only here because he'd cry otherwise.
Because he's a *child*.
...Also, you're ugly.
SeP CELL: Riveting.
Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever "this" is.
So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say...
I dunno...
Goku?
That'd be greeaaaaat.
VEGETA: (Breathes deeply)
{BWOOSH}
VEGETA: (Screaming)
SeP CELL: Aw, what's wrong, Prince? Did I touch a *nerve*? VEGETA: (Screaming)
TRUNKS: You pressed the Goku button. VEGETA: (Screaming)
SeP CELL: Excuse me, the what-- VEGETA: (Screaming)
SeP CELL: (Groans in pain)
VEGETA: Ya shouldn't'a did that.
[♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]
[Music plays with Vegeta repeating "Mûstäche" rhythmically]
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