>>> HEY GRAMMY. >> LIKE YOUR SHOES, GRAMMY.
THOSE ARE SHARP. >> I'M REALLY GLAD YOU BOTH CAME
BY TO VISIT MAUREEN. I KNOW THIS IS A LONG DRIVE FOR
YOU TWO. >> OF COURSE, DOCTOR.
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE GRAMMY KNOWS WE STILL CARE ABOUT HER.
>> SO HOW'S SHE BEEN? IS SHE ADJUSTING OKAY?
>> SHE'S GETTING ALONG JUST FINE, MS. CONNOR.
>> ARE YOU MAKING ANY FRIENDS YET, GRAMMY?
>> OH, SHE'S MAKING PLENTY OF FRIENDS.
>> SHE KIND OF SEEMS A LITTLE OUT OF IT TODAY.
IS SHE ALL RIGHT? >> OH, SHE'S FINE.
SHE'S A LITTLE GRUMPY BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT HER PENICILLIN
SHOT. SHE DOESN'T EXACTLY LOVE
NEEDLES. >> PENCILIN?
WHAT'S WRONG? >> JUST A LITTLE GONORRHEA.
WELL I'LL YOU THREE ALONE TO -- >> WHAT?
>> GONORRHEA? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. IT'S VERY TREATABLE.
IT SHOULD BE CLEARED UP IN A WEEK OR SO.
>> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? >> WE THINK SEX.
>> SHE'S 91 YEARS OLD. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> MS. CONNOR, YOUR GRANDMOTHER MAY BE 91 BUT SHE STILL HAS A
VERY ACTIVE SEX LIFE. >> SO YOU LET THEM HAVE SEX
HERE? >> SHE'S AN ADULT WOMAN OF SOUND
MIND. SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
CASUAL SEX BETWEEN RESIDENTS IS VERY COMMON IN NURSING HOMES.
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. >> WELL I MEAN, CAN'T YOU AT
LEAST GIVE THEM PROTECTION SO THAT THEY ARE SAFE?
>> OF COURSE, BUT WE CAN'T MAKE THEM USE IT.
WE CAN BARELY GET THEM TO PUT IN THEIR TEETH.
YOU KNOW HOW STUBBORN YOUR GRANDMA CAN BE.
>> WHICH ONE OF THESE GROSS OLD DUDES GAVE MY GRANDMA GONORRHEA?
>> THIS TIME, WE DON'T KNOW. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TIME?
SHE GOT IT MORE THAN ONCE? >> EIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SHE GOT GONORRHEA EIGHT
TIMES? >> WE'RE NOT EXACTLY SURE WHO IS
GIVING IT TO WHOM AT THIS POINT. THERE'S SORT OF A ROUND ROBIN
SITUATION BETWEEN HER AND SIX OR SO OTHER RESIDENTS.
>> THEY ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER.
>> BELIEVE ME, NOBODY IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER, MISS CONNOR.
THEY'RE RUNNING A TRAIN, BUT SHE'S THE CONDUCTOR.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THEY'RE ALL IN THERE AT THE
SAME TIME? >> WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY
BETTER IF I SAID NO? >> YES, IT WOULD.
>>> SEE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> GRAMMY, HOW COULD YOU? >> MISS CONNOR, RELAX.
IT IS A ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET. AFTER EVERY ENCOUNTER, THE
GENTLEMEN EVEN LEAVE HER A SINGLE ROSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD.
ALL OF THAT IS FOR SEX? DOCTOR, WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP
THIS? >> SHE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
WRONG. AND FRANKLY, IT IS GREAT FOR
MORALE. SINCE MAUREEN HAS JOINED THE
HOME, RIOTS HAVE BEEN WAY DOWN. [ LAUGHTER ]
FROM THE RESIDENTS TO THE STAFF, EVERYONE IS HAPPIER WITH MAUREEN
AROUND. >> SHE'S NOT SLEEPING WITH
STAFF, TOO? >> WOULD IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
IF I SAID NO? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> YES. >> I SEE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT'S IT.
WE ARE TAKING HER OUT OF THIS NURSING HOME.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT. >> WHY CAN'T WE?
>> BECAUSE SHE'S ASLEEP. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY, WELL THEN WHEN SHE WAKES UP.
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE. BUT IT'S STILL GOING TO HAPPEN.
JUST SOMEWHERE ELSE. YOUR GRANDMA LIKES TO BANG.
JUST LET HER. LOOK GETTING OLD IS TOUGH.
IT CAN GET LONELY HERE. A LOT OF THE RESIDENTS HERE WANT
TO GIVE UP ON LIFE. >> OH.
>> WOW. >> BUT THEN WE SEND YOUR
GRANDMOTHER TO THEIR ROOM. AND SHE CONVINCES THEM THAT
THERE IS STILL A REASON TO GO ON LIVING LIKE ONLY SHE CAN.
BY LETTING HER GO NUTS ON THEM. >> DUDE, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
>> WAIT. MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
>> I MEAN IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO THE HOME AND GRAMMY IS HAPPY,
THEN FINE BY ME. >> ME TOO.
>> ME TOO. HA HA.
>> OH, GRAMMY! [ APPLAUSE ]