Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
To another troll game one that I have not played before and one that I didn't even know about until I recorded the last episode
The internet memes one which is troll tale
Umm
I don't really know what this one is about
Okay hello
the evil granny wolf
Wants meatball eyes, and she says she's gonna kill this wolf dressed up as grandpa unless you do it so you're thinking
Who what?
And of course we're heading out to save them, I don't know what's happening. I don't really care
What's happening, but let's go nonetheless. I have shit all inside my eyes
Why did I decide to wash my face with feces today? So is this still a- oh god? Yes, okay? It's still a clicky game
I thought I had to like control him with
That my keyboard there for a second okay put on your hat
Open the door oh
Here we go okay. Just kick over the door, then oh my god. You have no respect for anything not even your own personal property
If you click that enough and then we just go okay go straight up
Yes
What?
Where the fuck did you get those out of oh it's flappy bird, okay, he's dead now. That's good the less flappy bird
We have in our lives the better
Up we go dodge this one
This is fairly simple so far. I feel like I've got the hang of this wait until you see, watch this. I'm going to click
Oh shit
Eww! You can call off the search I've found where the wild things are! Bud-weis-er?
Just keep feeding him
He'll explode eventually he sounds like they're saying "c'moon"
Okay what the Freak is happening?
Is this just like a fairy tale am I?
sir
mr. Charming
Bitch get out here
What does she want from me ah she wants the Sun to come out because it helps her complexion
Okay.you she just wanted the Sun to come out so she could rave
Apparently I
Laughed at her dancing skills and left. That's what I do, okay
Ah
Maybe if I throw this at her maybe I can kill her I
Killed her very happy about that now. I got the wand and now I can turn this guy into a beautiful prince
Here you go buddy
Beautiful Prince, I I told you
Maybe take a shower oops
Hmm which gift do we pick when in doubt middle it out?
It was nothing in that no I'm sad and depressed
There's nothing in that one
Hooray a bear trap. How did you know? That's exactly what I had on my wish list for Christmas
Oh, it's not a bear trap. It's a it's a bear trap for my face
it's a saw cosplay
I get it. I get it
Er, right those buddies are
Understandably terrified of me because I look like the guy from James Bond. Easy does it
All you did was scare them, that's not nice okay chew down this tree like a beaver
There we go no problem at all at all and then off there to snow white don't fall don't
Son of a bitch
What's up gnome Gandalf
Wake up okay bite his face off
This game is so unlike all the other games. I've played in the trollface games are like okay. What is the answer?
seems like I might have to do a, a
A myriad of different things to try and get the answer that I need
This one is just like nah. Just click him and throw your shit at him
Go up, you've wasted a click on me
Okay, dingdong, honey. I'm home
Okay, we have another gnome
Hello fellow gnome friend it is I
Am his friend
Abraham
Ding-dong, what is up my girl? I needed these the meatball eyeballs
Okay, thanks for your shit. I'm I'm gonna just leave now imma. Just jump out the window Oh
What is going on is this even made by the same people who made all the other games Oh, No the gnomes are after me
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard. Oh shit this guy's back
Nevermind my trusty
Jump power will get me through. Ugh, I ate a bunch of, ah I swallowed wrong and oh
I'm dying
Here we go
Just fucking kick him
Not the hardest of troll games, but I like it
Can you help I traveled a very long long way there I fixed your pipe, can I go?
Throw it in some pepper some paprika some sage some oregano, now you got yourself a broth
Okay imma leave and those guys are going to jump right in and you can eat them
Okay, you got a you got a pile of bones
Shame about your that giant stool coming out of your ass, though
Drip drip potato chip
Is this your phone? Ah, hello?
I can't understand you do you have your teeth in granny, it just sounds you're going "ayayayayayayayayayayayaya"
Um, yes!
It's not very nice to laugh at your granny like that. She's she needs help, she needs the meatball eyeballs. Oh
Rapunzel rapunzel jump off the cliff. Will you?
I need, I need to go
Okay, bye
You dirty boy all right, please tell me you're all gonna say Budweiser
Okay his dulcet tones fixed it okay, that's not it. That's not it
no
Okay this one, that one, this one, that one
No, I'm free now shit in the flower before you leave or just ride it all the way to fairy town
Dodo dodo
Out you hop
Geese! My one weakness! (Take notes Anti)
Ah! Get him away!
Geese are assholes
Oh it's okay I just had to act like a goose as well
Dodged that proverbial bullet. So all you have to do if a goose comes up and attacks you. Geese are shitheads by the way
Like legitimately one of the most fearsome creatures that you can go up against geese and swans. They're so territorial
What do you, what do you want diglet?
Thanks for the magnet. Hey, that's not how that works
You can't just put a magnet on your head and then. Where'd you get the colander from?
Sure that's science. I mean, it's a game about fairytales why am I questioning the science *gasps* these look like the guys in Dark Souls
Well there's your problem
Hear ye hear ye. I have come to Oh God
Princess Fiona
Stick it in your gob
She's awake anyway. I don't know what he was crying about I saved his princess. She was sleeping forever
He was sad then I woke her up by putting my meatballs in her mouth. Also. I'm dead
Hahaha, foolies, jokes just trollies
Okay umm
What if you didn't do that, but what if you actually worked
It's broken chief can't fix it hey. I can't do anything with it. I can't actually click anything else in the environment
What is it ah I got it!!
Ouch!
I died okay. Okay, I'm okay. Ouch Ouch
How do I fix- oh
It wasn't the rock had to come down on the handle and keep it open. It's that now I can slide under word limbo champion oh
dude really
You're shitting, then you're buggering all over the place
Imma just sneak past is that okay?
Why are you upside down now what's happening dude what's going on
Okay, imma just leave. I don't know what that guy was about that guy's a weirdo don't talk to him
What what why just go ah
There we go
God this is going on for quite awhile, Jesus. I'm giant James and the tiny peach okay down the hill we go how do I?
Weeeeee!
Ouch
I feel like the carriage was useless in all of that I feel like I could have just done that on my own
And probably not have suffered the concussion
We're going to
We're going to C Ranny's
Alright, what is the secret magical bells that we need to ding?
Clearly not that one no
What
Nevermind I guess I'm just walking through anyway
Why would I ever question the logic of this game? That's it laughs at the door? That'll show it
Ta fuck oh, I don't need to I don't need to right now I can open the door
Gram gram, is she okay? Oh god. She's dead
What?
Underneath my face. I was just a bigger troll. WHAT?
What the absolute Mumford and Sons was that game that was so bizarre
It wasn't hard
Story made no sense, but somehow I loved it
I mean that-that's not how that goes that's not how that works
But hey man more troll games are always good by me. I always have a good kick out of those
Umm I don't know if there's any other ones that I've missed. There's a troll clicker
I don't know if that's gonna be worth my time or not, but I might check it out anyway
if there's any other troll games that I've missed this cuz
I, I've played so many of them now and the numerical order of them was all weird, so I don't know which ones are which and
and sometimes it's hard to remember and I know and
People keep telling me this as well that there's a mobile version of the game
And it's always telling me, and there's more levels in the game that way. I don't really care
50 levels of these is not worth my time
I feel like these
desktop versions of the game are the best version of them because
You get in, you get what you need out of it before getting super annoyed with it
And then you just get the story and it's over whereas the desktop version
This is this is how many levels can I even go to my levels
Can I? No
I don't know some of these are like 10 levels. That's enough
I don't need 5 times that that's way too many so I'm just gonna play them on the desktop for now umm
And leave it at that but for now thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it
PUNCH that like button in the face
Like a BOSS and
High five's all round
*Whopoosh* x2
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes
In the next video! (Geese honk)
Outro (I'm everywhere by Teknoaxe)
Man first recording of the day always makes me sound like a goose