- Here we go, baby.
Of course the Eagles want to lose
'cause a win could help us.
The Eagles are so garbage!
Everyone hyping up the 49ers.
Watch what happens.
Rivalry renewed baby.
Say that five times fast.
I wouldn't want anyone else calling our game
other than Tony Romo.
Let's go boys!
We starting out on defense, okay.
I'm nervous, but I'm not even a playing.
Starting off with a neutral zone infraction.
Wow. Okay.
Man, sit down.
Ain't nobody scared of Samuel Deebo.
Only Deebo I'm afraid of is in a Chris Tucker move.
We really let them walk down the field.
It's the playoffs. Come on.
Of course they missed the hold on Micah Parsons.
I expect it at this point.
I know we didn't just go three and 0 in the playoffs.
Is Micah Parsons out now?
Brah! Is that an 11 yard loss?
Run more plays like that.
Take a field goal, play the hole defense.
Of course there are flags on the kickoff.
Lamb catches it for 30 yard.
Connor Williams was holding.
This is getting absurd.
Did we just run the hook and ladder?
Where was Cedric Wilson throwing that?
We had that setup too.
That's the first bad throw from Cedric Wilson.
Micah Parsons is bad. Okay, that's good.
I wonder if the COVID is affecting him.
Can we stop getting the neutral law?
What, Randy?
Randy Gregory? Come on.
It's the playoffs now.
It looked like he timed it perfectly, now.
Refs!
They have more first downs than we have plays run.
Nice.
Is this how Eagles fans felt earlier,
'cause this is ridiculous.
It needs to be out into a field goal.
We're only down two scores.
Come on now, boys.
Let's go, Zeke, first down. Here we go.
Let's go, Cedric Wilson,
another first down.
Third down Amari Cooper fake.
Touchdown, let's go baby!
Let's go!
The heck were they talking about?
We are winning this game.
(indistinct) to make extra points!
It's a wrap. We won.
We already won.
Game on Nickelodeon looks kinda hype.
They got a slide.
What the heck are we doing?
We scored touchdown then we gave them 37 yard pass?
We don't wanna win.
What are we doing?
We have them though. We have them to a field goal.
Must be nice to have a competent kicker, my gosh.
Zeke just ran 15 yards for a 1 yard game.
Cedric Wilson's dad played for the 49ers. Oh no!
Now, I know you saw Zeke block two defender.
Dang, Bosa got hit hard by his teammates.
I don't know how Dak got rid of that disease.
Why aren't they calling a timeout?
There pulling MacArthur.
We're down two scores and we get the ball.
It's not good, but it's not bad either.
Did we really false start twice on third down?
And then Dak gets sacked.
They're running in the punter.
Personal foul baby!
That one play could win us the game.
That was a field reversal, Z.
We really couldn't do anything with it
after the penalty.
Man, fake the punt.
This is ridiculous.
Wait, the punt hit the screen.
What happens now? Rekick?
Dang, Bosa's out the rest of the game?
I hope he feels better after this game.
Can we stop jumping off sides.
Brah! We can't stop them on third down.
If they keep converting on third down,
we're gonna lose.
J.Ron Carson, I thought he had that interception.
We finally stopped him when we're driving.
Blocking the back up, Cedric Wilson.
And Dak gets sacked again.
Are we gonna loose?
We can't lose. I've talked too much trash.
Did Dak just throw an interception?
Deebo Samuel scores.
'Cause of course, of course he does.
Fourth down, we got to go for it.
We're down two scores. Go for it!
They don't have both sides.
We still can't get any first downs.
He's wide open.
Thank you Jimmy G for missing them but my gosh!
And Dak fumbles,
at least we got it back.
Get set CeeDee, come on!
There's too many buildings.
We're going to lose cause of penalties, watch!
There we go, Dak.
Cedric goes to 20 yards.
Run another play, hurry up!
Fourth quarter.
we gotta score twice and get to two point conversion.
It's not impossible.
We can do this.
We're not moving fast enough. We're down. Go!
Fourth down, we got to go for it.
Why are we punting?
Trick play?
Oh, my gosh! Brin Enger is Qv 2.
That was a nice pass too.
Are we keeping them out there?
What's going on? He got him on a play?
Okay, here comes the offense.
They're swapping. They're swapping, okay.
Down again. Go for it.
Why are we kicking a field goal?
I already disliked Mike McCarthy.
Who kicks a field goal down two touchdowns
in the fourth?
The heck are we doing!
(Indistinct). Oh, intercepted!
Go! Let's go!
Let's go!
We're back in this!
Let's go CeeDee, first catch.
Come on now.
Honestly, I thought you were gonna get picked off.
Run it back! Let's go!
Touchdown!
We right back in this game!
It's on y'all defense.
Get one stop, come on!
Oh my God! Foul ball.
We got it! (man screams)
Incomplete pass.
What?
I really almost just died for nothing.
Intercepted!
Malik Hooker!
Illegal use of hand..brah!
Penalties will be the death of us.
Third down again.
He didn't get it!
You better stop Deebo Samuel!
That was the tackle of the year.
(man howls)
They go for it?
Nah, they're taking it laying down.
Here we go. Dak lead us to victory.
Oh my gosh!
Schultz at the fifty yard line!
Go, go ! Wait!
They said Bosa might come back? What?
Catch the ball CeeDee.
Dak run it, run it.
Pass to Zeke, oh incomplete!
Okay, that's fine. That's fine.
Brah, not another hole.
It's a hole.
They declined it?
Here's the game.
Fourth and eleven.
It hit your hands Cedric Wilson.
Dak is scrambling for his life
and it hits your hand.
I have no words.
I'm speechless.
Randy Gregory got a holding call.
I mean it's fitting.
It's fitting the game ends on a penalty.
That ball short.
We might still have a chance.
Are they going for it on fourth down?
Even if they got it.
Oh, there's a flag. Flag on the play!
We're not done yet.
Let's go! We got the ball back.
30 seconds, we can do this.
Nice hook and ladder to CeeDee Lamb, okay.
Screen to Tony Parlor.
We're already at the 50.
Schultz down to the 40, 14 seconds.
Why couldn't we play this earlier?
Dak scramble, go!
Got a clock it go! Go!
Did we just end the game on a clocked ball?
Did we just end the game on a clocked ball?!
Nobody contact me for 24 hours.
I'm so serious.
What do you want?
I'm sorry, mom.
Penalty. We ain't got no discipline.
How we got the most talent in the league
and we get all these penalties.
Can't win one game in the playoffs.
Now we ain't desired to win,
playing like that.
They were right!
We all want a dumb team.
I'm tired of this!
Every year, it's the same thing!
Didn't y'all loose earlier?
Why are you calling me?
Y'all suck too.
Don't, no. Eagles are garbage too.
Y'all suck too. Shut up!
Packers fans were right about Mike McCarthy.
This man garbage!
Will I ever see another Superbowl in my life?
Jerry Jones,
you don't remember the last time
you were this disappointed?
I remember! Last season!
Every season! What the heck you talkin' 'bout!
What a waste of time.
Why do I give them so much time of my life?
For this?
Micah Parsons getting hell every play.
Where the rest at?
Oh, why the rest leave so soon?
Come on!
Okay, maybe they were right.
Maybe we're just a one and done team!
Maybe that's all we can do!
Maybe.
I'm done.
I'm a grown man.