- [Caitlin] Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. This is Caitlin.
Will this be for carryout or delivery?
- [Dunk] Uh...
Neither. I don't- I don't want anything.
I'm not hungry.
- [Caitlin] Ok, great! Then don't call here.
- [Dunk] Uh...
I don't like pizza.
- [Caitlin] Oh. Well, we have your phone number and your name.
So we will be contacting the police.
Thank you...
- [Dunk] Thanks!
(Phone Ringing)
Hey! I don't want a pizza.
I want tacos.
- [Girl] Okay, well, this is Pizza Hut.
If you want tacos, you're gonna have to call somewhere else.
- [Dunk] Should I call Taco Bell?
- [Girl] Yeah...
(Phone Ringing)
- [Guy] Taco Bell.
- [Dunk] Hey! I want pizza.
(hangs up)
- [Dan] Pre-order your copy of "Kingdom Hearts III" here at GameStop.
This is Dan. How can I help you today?
- [Count Dunkula] Ah, ah, ahh!!!
It's me...
Dracula!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, AHHH!!!
I'm calling to see if you have the new
Dracula videogame. (Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1993)
- [Dan] Umm...
I'm not familiar with the Dracula videogame.
Which one would that be?
- [Dunkula] You play as Dracula!
Explore over 3 levels!
- [Dan] Uh... Do you know the name of the game?
- [Dunk] It-
"Hogan's Castle."
(Phone Ringing)
- [Mary] Thank you for calling Barnes & Noble. This is Mary. How can I help you?
- [Dunk] Hey!
How do you get the Big Yoshi?
- [Mary] Ok!
Umm. Is it a... stuffed animal? Or...
- [Dunk] Yeah! I mean, he's-
He's sitting there.
- [Mary] Okay...
- [Dunk] I need the big one, though. - [Mary] Umm...
-[Dunk] You know.
- [Mary] Ok! And... Umm...
Is there a specific...
brand that that's under? Or is it just...?
- [Dunk] BIG
YOSHI.
- [Mary] Ok!
Umm...
- [Dunk IN SPACE] ｈｅｙ
Ｉ＇ｍ ｌｏｏｋｉｎｇ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｗ
ＹＯＳＨＩ ｇａｍｅ．
- [Guy] For what system?
- [Space Dunk] Ｔｈｅ Ｎｉｎｔｅｎｄｏ Ｗｉｉ．．．
- [Guy] The Switch?
- [Dunk] ＹＥＡＨ
Ｉ＇Ｍ ＩＮ ＳＰＡＣＥ
- [Guy] Yoshi comes out March 29th.
It's not out yet, though.
- [Dunk] ＹＥＳ
- [Guy] Yes!
Yeah!
- [Dunk] ＴＨＡＮＫ ＹＯＵ．
- [Guy] You're welcome, man.
- [Dunk] ＢＹＥＥＥＥ． - [Guy] Pleased to hear your voice, sir.
(The guy laughs)
- [Greg] This is Greg speaking. How can I help you?
- [Dunk] Hey! (Eating)
You guys got yoshi? (With mouth full)
- [Greg] What was that?!
(Crunch eating soung)
- [Dunk] You guys got yoshi?
- [Greg] Yoshi?
- [Dunk] Yeah!
- [Greg] For what?
- [Dunk] Game Boy. (Laughing)
- [Greg] Game Boy? Very specific. (Laughing)
Umm...
There are many of those.
Uh...
Which Game Boy?
(Dunkey laughs)
-[Dunk] I give up.
Bye-bye! (Laughing)
(Phone Ringing)
- [Alex] Thank you for calling GameStop.
This is Alex. How can I help you?
- [Dunggie Fils-Aimé] Hey, Alex! It's me, Reggie.
I'm just calling to let you know,
that we are shipping to your store 100 copies of the latest installment in the Mario franchise.
- [Alex] Okay.
- [Dunggie] I gotta go now, Alex...
and get back to playing Animal Crossing®: New Leaf™
on my Nintendo® 3DS™.
Goodbye!
- [Alex] Bye!
(Phone Ringing)
- [Angie] Thank you for calling GameStop,
where you can pre-order your copy of Kingdom Hearts III.
This is Angie. How can I help you?
BWAH
Hello? It's me, Yoshi.
(she hangs the phone)
- [Landon] This is Landon. How can I help you?
- [Dunk] Hey, Landon. It's me, Jack Nicholson.
I'm on set right now, for the movie "The Departed"
and I'm looking for the game, "Hogan's Castle."
Do you guys have that?
- [Landon] I do not, Dunkey.
But I might have Spaghetti and Meatballs, if you ask nicely.
- [Dunk] Uh ohhh... (Dunkey busted)
(phone ringing)
- [Daniel] Thank you for calling Los Banos' GameStop, where you can pre-order MLB The Show 2019.
This is Daniel. How can I help you?
(Dunkey makes honk noises)
- [Dunk] Hey, man! What's going on?
I'm on the highway right now.
(imitating semi-truck honk sound)
Umm, I'm calling to see if you guys got that new Yoshi game.
(imitating car honking sound)
(makes the sound of a sport car accelerating)
(imitating different car sounds)
- [Dunk] You guys got it?
- [Daniel] Uh, I have, Uh, Yoshi's Craft-
Or to say... Yoshi's Crafted World coming out in March.
That's all I got, though.
- [Dunk] Yoshi's Crappy World???
(A guy laughs on the background)
- [Daniel] Crafted World.
- [Dunk] Alright, put me down for ten of those.
- [Adam] Thanks for calling GameStop. [♪"Simian Segue" - Donkey Kong Country OST♪]
This is Adam. How may I help you?
- [Dunk] Uh...
Do you guys have the game
Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape?
- [Adam] The only thing that even pops up is Tropical Freeze, which came out last May. (Dunkey raising the music's volume during the call)
- [Dunk] Yeah, I want 1 copy of Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape.
- [Adam] I'm sorry. I can barely hear you with the music in the background.
- [Dunk] Yeah, it's really loud in here. I'm sorry!
You guys have the new Donkey Kong game?
I'm looking for that.
- [Adam] Well, uh, we have Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze which came out last May.
- [Dunk] Yeah!
- [Adam] If that's the one you're looking.
- [Dunk] Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape.
Yeah!
- [Adam] So, we got it in stock at $60 dollars plus tax.
- [Dunk] $50 dollars?
- [Adam] $60 dollars, plus tax.
- [Dunk] $50 dollars. Incredible.
- [Adam] 60!
- [Dunk] $50 dollars. Wow.
(Music stops) (Phone Ringing)
- [Billy] Good afternoon. Thank you for calling Party City, where nobody has more party for less
This is Billy. How may I help you?
- [Dunk] Hey!
Can you type in...
..."Big Yoshi" on Google Image Search for me?
- [Billy] Type-?
Type in what?
It's "BIG,"
space
Y-O-S-H-I.
Should get a picture of a big green guy.
- [Billy] Ok...
Give me a second. My-
Uh, It's loading...
- [Dunk] Okay.
- [Billy] Right...
- [Dunk] Alright! You see him now?
- [Billy] Yeah...
- [Dunk] Yoshi!
That's the sound he makes.
I know! (chuckle)
Alright! Bye-bye!
- [Billy] Bye! Have a good day.
[OUTRO] ♪ "Kamek's Theme" - Yoshi's Island OST (SNES) ♪