(egg tapping)
(egg cracking)
(bag rustling)
(spatula scraping) (shuffling footsteps)
(bird chirping)
(stove gas clicking)
(batter slopping)
(grandmother exhales)
- [Nana] Mornin'.
- [Gerty] Mornin'.
(oven door squeaks)
(gun clangs) (birds chirping)
(gun thuds)
(pan clangs)
(oven door squeaks)
(frosting squelches)
(sprinkles shake)
(birds chirping)
(spray can squelches)
♪ Let me tell you ♪ - Oh man, this is really fresh
out the oven. - Okay,
oh (laughs). - So, we're chilling
with a female. - No, no, where am I?
- Gets to drooling and shit. (men laughing)
I don't know, smoking nobody. - T, come here, come here,
listen to this.
Hold, hold on, hold on. - Right, come on.
- Let me tell you what actually happened.
See, who was it back in the day that said,
"Damn, that's a fine piece of meat!"?
- Come on, not again, man. - "Sirloin steak
"ain't got nothing on her."
(men laughing) - Come on, now, Buck,
that wasn't you, man. - That does sound
like you, bro.
- And you just mad because after all these years,
even a shemale can recognize a player, son.
And that shemale want her some of this, but none of that.
Just like you, T. - Some of this, none of that.
Some of this, none of that.
- Some of this, none of that.
Some of this, none of that.
Come on, come on. - Man, y'all clowning, man,
y'all clowning. (Vin chuckles)
Y'all clowning, come on now.
- Ah, it was good seeing you.
- Ooh, you're looking good, man.
- Uh-oh, who? Oh, what is that? What is that?
Uh-oh!
Whose mama's calling him? - Always with the jokes, man.
- Somebody's mama's calling him.
- You're lucky I gotta go.
Alright, man, peace out. - Good to see you, man.
- Take care, bro. - Alright, alright.
- Later, bro.
- I gotta head out, too, man. - Yep.
- Alright, bro.
- Stay easy. - Alright, you too, man.
Alright, my man, alright.
- You know we're gonna have to ride on him later?
(soft footsteps) (birds chirping)
(Vin sighs)
- [Gerty] Favorite animal?
- Favorite animal?
Favorite animal?
(bottle lid pops) (bottle lid clangs)
It'd be a dog.
- [Gerty] Favorite color?
- [Vin] Gray.
It's easy on the world, you know?
(men arguing) - Favorite dinosaur?
- [Vin] What's those things with the the giant toenail?
What do you call 'em?
Bro, watch your fucking step!
Raptors.
Fuck you think you are?
- [Gerty] Favorite food?
- Mm, (spits) bacon.
(rock thuds)
- [Gerty] Favorite candy?
- [Vin] Oh, that's easy, Hot Tamales.
- [Gerty] Least favorite food?
(chips chomping) (TV chatters)
- [Vin] Lettuce.
- [Gerty] What happened, that scar on your head?
- Was the Rougarou.
- Monsters aren't real.
(somber music)
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
- This sure felt real.
You see this right here?
Its claws did this, and it's teeth,
they did this.
(ominous music)
- Did you kill it?
- Uh-uh,
uh-uh.
No, I didn't.
But you better believe next time,
I'm gonna pull that trigger, mm-hm.
I mean, I just, I wouldn't go outside after dark,
is all I'm saying, Gerty.
And with that, goodnight.
(lamp knob clicks)
(soft footsteps)
- [Gerty] I love you.
- [Vin] Yeah, I love you, too, sweetie.
(soft footsteps) (soft traffic)
- [Man] My wife fuck your brother, too?
- Oh, fuck you, motherfucker! (gun fire banging)
(Gerty panting) (Gerty scrambling)
(police sirens wail)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a tall, officer.
- How tall? (police radio chatter)
- Shoot, seven, eight feet?
- [Officer] Anything else?
- [Vin] Yeah, his eyes, they were red.
- Red? - Yeah, red,
like the butt of a cigarette over there, you know?
(cigarette burning) (Vin chuckles)
(police radio chatter) (crickets chirping)
(woman sobbing) (ominous music)
(zipper whizzing) (body body crinkling)
(birds chirping) (suspenseful music)
(card clacking)
(man sniffles)
(woman snorting)
(woman sniffing)
(bed clunking) (Vin grunts)
(Vin sighs)
(playful music)
(trash thudding) (birds chirping)
(footsteps crunching)
(ominous music)
(wet mud squelches)
(footsteps crunching)
(blood squelches)
(rapid ominous music)
(metal clangs)
(grass crunching)
(chain clacking) (footsteps thudding)
- I am gonna ask you the questions now.
How about that?
- Okay, I'm an open book. (chain clinking)
- Oh really? - Really.
- [Vin] Favorite color?
- Rainbows. (trap clangs)
(hammer tapping)
- [Vin] Favorite food?
- [Gerty] Spaghetti and ketchup.
- [Vin] Oh, nice choice.
You're just like your old man.
(fence clinking)
Favorite animal? (wire wobbling)
- [Gerty] Unicorns.
- Unicorns, huh?
Interesting. (wire whomping)
Now, Gerty, I thought you didn't believe
in that kind of thing.
- [Gerty] I changed my mind.
- Why is that?
- If the Rougarou exists, then why can't unicorns?
(paper crinkling)
- It's funny you say that,
because the only thing that can kill a Rougarou
is a unicorn.
- Unicorns don't kill. - Sure they do.
I mean, why else do you think they got that horn?
(nail clangs) (ominous music)
- [Gerty] I guess I never thought of it that way.
- [Vin] Yeah, they don't look like it,
but it sure is dangerous.
(ominous music) (bell clanging)
(suspenseful music) (monster growling)
(man screams) (bottle breaks)
(monster groaning)
(soft footsteps) (ominous music)
(footsteps thudding) (floorboards creaking)
(monster growls) (Gerty gasps)
(Gerty panting)
(oven door creaks)
(gun clangs)
(gun loads)
(screen door clangs)
(Gerty running)
(screen door creaking)
(rapid ominous music)
(Gerty running) (Gerty panting)
(ominous suspense music)
(shuffling thuds) (monster growling)
(Gerty panting)
(monster roars) (Gerty screams)
(Gerty panting)
- Dad?
(ominous suspense music)
(both panting)
- (laughs) Hey, sweetie.
(both panting)
(suspense music)
(zipper whizzing) (body bag crinkling)
(Gerty gulping)
(Vin panting)
(Gerty screams)
(gun bangs)
(body thuds) (Gerty panting)
(Gerty gulping)
(haunting somber music)