ah christmas eve a wonderful time to love your family get presents and bring joy
from across the world this christmas was going to be the best christmas anyone had
ever had let's see how the gimbal gorgs are catching up on christmas
these things
don't worry if we if we keep smoking then it won't spread
oh yeah i forgot oh wow [ __ ] up you're trying to feel my bong bishop what yeah
who's wrong smoke the [ __ ] ziggy oh that's [ __ ] it put
him in the basement now now all right we'll just get another one
we'll get another one from outside hey wait a minute clearance look at the clock it's christmas
oh my god hank it's christmas i wonder if we're gonna get any presents yeah
i love presents hank what about you uh yeah i i know about that uh that's good yeah what do
you want for christmas you have to be christian in order to get the presents of course you know
i'm gonna say it bonquisha merry christmas heard that down there merry christmas yeah
merry christmas yeah uh mom what do you want for christmas i want a whole bag of ciggies
and tomatoes no way same yeah yo hey what are you on for christmas uh i'm i'm actually um i'm
actually jewish no what the [ __ ] is it a what what's a jew i'm i'm jewish it's it's like um a
religion he's jewish aren't you like a pedophile yeah he's a jew he's a jew
like you're my family 45 years ago holy [ __ ] they did yeah we gotta get him to sarah no
i wanna go to santa we have to bring him to santa we gotta bring him a span off santa
no all right well then you might you might have to come with us
ah we're gonna get no press to ziggy so we don't get banged to the santa barbara yeah
we might not even get anything for christmas we might get cold get the each ball immediately
i just realized something the east pole 50 000 miles away i think it's like i think it's like a
whole six meters god damn it how are we gonna get to this east pool uh do i feel private do i hear
oh my god it's it's it's doctor jeremy he's so cool i find lucky i keep forgetting who i
am and i think i thought i was angry i think he might have stage four dementia
anyways that's that's beside the point uh so these lovely folks are gonna bring me to santa uh
and he's gonna make me a catholic guy he's a jew yeah put him on the cross just like jesus
you guys sound like nazis i'm not a nazi the [ __ ] are nazi i can see perfectly fine
i'm assuming you guys need me to try you yeah healer was my father
all right let's go guys i think the uh
i think i think the homeless guy is eating the copies of cuties
yeah what the [ __ ] does jingle bells mean i don't want to jingle nobody's bells
i is that her sex ah damn swish l.a obvious the lord taught us that on christmas day
hey wait what the [ __ ] dr jeremy how were you driving the plane with no hands
i was grabbing this car oh my god i can smell this for somebody
i need to smoke
i think my kneecap is in my spine i i think herbert just [ __ ] died
i'm sure people i feel i feel like toothpaste i'm dying we crashed inside of a canadian costco
no oh god wait oh [ __ ] we're actually the north pole [ __ ] oh man [ __ ] me at the end
oh [ __ ] it's the real black santa i thought he was just a man santa hey kids oh
santa is it is it true that only christians go to heaven oh yeah you're right anything else
man that's me one of your elves i just broke my dick it's broken as [ __ ] um
we'll put hank on your lap uh hank yeah i'm still dying over here i think my kneecaps are
in six different places black santa is there any way we can change him into a christian
oh first of all you got a strap of gown oh
oh god oh god that sounds real painful
i'm sorry god i didn't mean to make cute as eight coming next year
oh my lord it's jesus
holy [ __ ] god can you can you help me switch religion i want to be a christian so i could
celebrate christmas and get a copy of cuties no you're a jew what no no i'm not i was never a jew
i was the ceo of netflix for 18 years yeah it's a pedophile no no um well from the look for that
here it says that you were born i can't help you no i was i was never a jew that is cap your honor
i did not touch those i did not touch those children i am innocent oh no the problem is
that you didn't touch the children the problem is that you're a jew no no no please no please no
no holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that the real god anyways i must get back to my house
god wait wait we need your help we need your help
what do you want we need you to bring back a friend of ours ugh what yeah her name is uh
yeah i don't know i can't read bonker billie's yeah that sounds about right all right hang on
let me go masturbate that's how i make children all right all right
all right give me that are you sure this will work yeah if we have uh programmed
this correctly this should completely annihilate the game will works okay cool give me that jar
how are children made santa um
i must leave
oh wait you're you're only going to get cold for christmas holy [ __ ] i think we started a war
who i mean um yeah oh she's right there yeah
is that you it's doing that one thing again wait maybe
uh i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure she was a real big fan of those ziggy's you know she
she lit up with us all the time back in the day before she left yeah man i remember that too
hey guys let's build a ziggy present yeah let's do that
all right that should be the last nail i think we got the present done
i i think that it's really really good looking yeah i think we should uh have
sex with it could that smoke could i smoke it real quick no all right no i wanna test it out
no you can't we gotta preserve it grab some regular series then i'm hungry
we gotta preserve it i haven't eaten in eight days has to give the present before clearance
you're sexy you have this entering last stage
oh my god she's alive gimbal gorge death mode activated killing everyone in sight
hold on oh what what