Oi, Gav, get in the grotto. Oh.
Cheers, Dave... Rudolph. Rudolph.
Bear with me Gav, I'm working.
O. O. O. Merry Christmas.
Did you send me a letter? Yes.
That's right, I remember. What was it you asked me for again?
An Xbox. That's right, I remember. Now you're Sue's boy, is that right?
And Tony's your step? Yes.
Nasty business, all that.
Your dad's due for parole? Will he be out for Christmas? No.
No. Probably for the best.
Given the amount of people that eventually came forward.
Now, I don't want to disappoint you but I reckon the Xbox is a bit pie in the sky, like.
You'd be better off lowering your expectations.
I'm thinking Sega Mega Drive, maybe a PlayStation 1.
But when you opens it, try and looked surprised.
Cos your mother's been through enough this year without you sulking all over the shop.
Now, here's a gift from me and Rudolph. Be on your way.