- Hi guys, welcome to our car pool.
Today, we're with a special guest.
- It is...
- Me!
- We did this once.
It didn't record.
- I'm well pissed off because I was firing out the jokes.
- They were good.
They were rapid fire, they were on point.
- They were coming quick--
- Let's just put some silent footage
of you here laughing.
- I'm actually gonna do that.
- Josh has given us the list of music he likes,
and we're gonna play for it on the Spotify playlist,
and just have a really good time.
- Yeah, and that guy's gonna keep his door open.
- I don't even know what happened.
(beep)
♫ I can take you places
♫ You ain't never been before
♫ Baby, take a chance or you'll
♫ Never ever know
♫ I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
♫ Swag, swag
(Singing in foreign language)
- Why'd you stop?
(laughter)
- So one of the bands I've chose is One Direction,
inspired because,
boys you've never guess who I saw last night.
- [Twins] Who did you see last night?
(laughter)
- Demon voice.
- Twins.
That is a thing, right?
Like, twins do talk at the same time a lot?
- Yeah.
- I wish you did it there.
♫ Swag, swag, on you.
♫ Chillin' by the fire - Oh, my god, what?
♫ while we're eating fondue.
♫ I don't know me but I know about you
- I don't know, what does that mean?
(scream) (beep)
- Was that I saw Louis Tomlinson.
The man himself.
- That is cool though.
- I bet it was magical too.
Like the first time going to Disneyland.
- Uh, not quite up there but close.
(singing in foreign language)
♫ Like to be everything thing you want
♫ Girl, let me talk to you (laughter)
♫ If I was your boyfriend
- We're going to try and introduce you to Kpop.
Have you ever listened to Kpop?
- What's Kpop? (gasps)
- Korean pop.
- Kpop, it's so good though.
Like I'm so into it.
- I don't know any Korean, but it's just brilliant.
My goto accent is actually South African.
- Really, you can do it?
- No, no, no.
- No. (laughter)
(singing in foreign language)
♫ Oh, we're sleeping in, and sleeping--
(laughter)
- Wow.
- That for me was like,
I just went to another plane of existence.
(singing in foreign language)
- Okay. - You do Essex first.
- Oh, you're right, babe.
(laughs)
- That was good.
- Just like my mom.
♫ Touch, you get this kind of rush
♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah
- You know when you like, you wave at someone a lot
and they just don't wave back.
- Yeah.
- She won't having any of it.
- Nah.
- Happens to me a lot.
- I think actually cause she liked me and got nervous.
(singing in foreign language)
(clapping)
- It's quite long, ain't it?
♫ South Africa.
♫ Yeah, yeah, yeah.
♫ And let me kiss you.
- Uh!
- I can snap-chat in it, right?
Can I snap-chat while we're--
- Feel free.
♫ Born in the SA taller than a tree
♫ Redhead motherfucker, yes that's me
♫ If you want a little promo for a little fee
♫ Go ahead and call up Casper number three
♫ Yep, that's me
♫ Mr. 60 hours no sleep
♫ For the views, do it for a week
♫ Or for a retweet
♫ Pissed myself eating chilies
♫ But if you want the fame, that's a key
♫ So I hit up Joe Subb with the most subs
♫ Hit him like, "What's up? Can we co-lub?"
- [Joe] Josh, what the fuck is a co- lub?
- Well, I want to say co-lab, but it didn't really rhyme.
Do you find that some people throw the word...
Throw the word, whatever, phrase,
"I love you" around way to much?
- Yeah
- Like I don't know what to say,
like sometimes-- - I go Ahh!
(laughter)
♫ One way, or another I'm gonna (mumbles) ya
♫ I'm gonna beat cha, beat cha, beat cha, beat cha
♫ One way, or another
- They like you.
- You hang out with someone maybe three times
and they'd be like--
- I love you.
- Oh, I love you but or say...
The thing is, I don't know if they mean it
if it's just like--
- They say it in like a superficial way--
- They saying it very nonchalantly, yeah,
or if they generally mean it.
- Note to self, Sammy, don't sext Josh in another carpool.
- (Laughs) yeah.
♫ South Africa (singing in foreign language)
♫ I'm gonna feel ya
♫ I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha
♫ One way
(singing in foreign language)
- I knew this one.
(laughter)
- I was going to finish it (laughs).
(singing in foreign language)
- Nearly done, I promise.
♫ This year's apologies
- Oh, my god, I love that song.
Go back!
(laughter)
- How about this one?
♫ Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
♫ Every last time
- This is flipping incredible.
- Oh, breeze.
It's a breeze.
Get the windows down.
- Wow, this place is amazing.
- We're in Lincoln park and there's deers everywhere.
- We're back in the Sahara.
I'm back home.
(Lion King yell)
♫ Sounds the call to come together
♫ And united we shall stand.
♫ Say it ain't so, I will not go
♫ Turn the lights off
♫ Carry me home
♫ Na, na, na, na
♫ Na, na, na, na, na.
♫ Let us live and strive for freedom
♫ In South Africa our land.
(cheering and clapping)
- Hey look, the deer.
- Fucking reindeer.
- Fuck, there right there.
- That is mad.
- I would give you 50 quid if you'd just chase one.
(laughter)
And it just like stab you with it's horns, I be like,
"Shit, run away, Niki!"
- That Fall Out Boys song literally took me back
to when I thought the more you text a girl
the more she likes you.
(laughter)
- Oh, we all learn.
- It's like a turn off.
- It's crazy how you learn, though, as you grow up.
You have...
I've got girls in my life where I learned a lesson each time
it was like, when I was 12 or 13 I was like, okay,
Don't message them so much. - Yeah
♫ And one more time
♫ Thanks for the memories
♫ He tastes like you
- People are so grumpy!
- They love that.
Fall Out Boy, I like them, but I never got into them.
- Yes you did.
- But I like them (laughs) you know--
- Do you feel I like...
When I was 16, they were like the one.
- Wait, just let Josh simmer with that.
- Did you ever like old school Paramore?
I was mixed.
- I just dealt an emotional blow.
- Is that Zari?
It is.
- Almost, Zari.
- A free man like walking down the road it's like--
- No, it was, it was in the window.
(laughter)
♫ And she took off my pants
♫ But then I turn on the TV
♫ And that's about the time she walked away from me
- In Mean Girls, in the beginning--
- Oh yeah (laughs)
- And on the fourth day, God invented the raffle
(laughter) to kill the dinosaurs.
And homosexuals. (laughter)
- And the homosexuals.
I truly love Mean Girls.
- That was a quote.
(laughter)
- Um, um, do What's My Age Again.
♫ Took her out, it was a Friday
- Small Things
- No, no, no, What's My Age Again.
- What?
- What's My Age Again.
- You're twenty--
- No, no, no, it's the name of the song.
- Whoa, oh!
(laughter)
I was like, why's he asking me this.
- And he was not acting there.
(door slams)
- Ay.
We didn't actually hit Lincoln Park, just you know.
- Yeah, we didn't.
Well, in the end, it doesn't really matter.
- Ah, shit!
♫ Doesn't really matter
♫ I feel so
- Crop in on my face when I made that joke!
- That was such a good one, I mean sticky literally.
- (Laughs) Crop in on my face.
Did you hear what he just said?
- What?
- Crop in my face when I make that joke.
(laughter)
♫ It starts with one thing, I don't know why
♫ It doesn't really matter how hard you try
♫ Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to remind
- Your selling them
♫ I tried so hard and got so far
♫ But in the end it doesn't even
- And, I don't know this one.
Left, left, (laughter)
- Shit, the bed.
- Oh, it's Hello, sorry, it was a 25 and I was like--
- You know, I didn't pick up on it
because I was like, he's fine, he's from South Africa.
- Hello, what's that?
- It's Adele.
♫ Hello from the other side
♫ I must've called a thousand times
♫ To
- The people who sing like that
genuinely don't sound like that live.
- Yeah.
- She did.
- I bet the floor was wet with everyone's tears after that.
- Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
(laughter)
- Do you ever want to get in the car with us, ever?
- No.
- Alright, that means we done sang
probably wrong actually thinking about it.
(laughter)
- But yeah, thank you for being in our video.
- Make sure you give it a thumbs up.
- Of course, thanks for having me.
- We'll put Josh's channel down here.
- Yeah, go ahead and them--
- All of them.
- We can put four of them if you want.
- I'll treat you to two links.
- Just spam them.
- Just the same links.
- Josh, Josh, Josh.
Alright, see you again, soon.
Bye! - See ya.
- Peace out.
- I don't know what that was.
I don't know if I just offended everyone, I'm like--
- Piss off.
- Do you like dogs?
(hums)
Take them of leave them.
- Take them of leave them.
I'm more of a cat gal myself.
- Yeah.
- I love a cat.
When I see a cat, my heartrate slows down.
- You actually just labored,
like your breathing was labored over cats.
- Yeah, uh, huh.
♫ Hey, let's be friends
♫ I'm dying to see how this one ends
♫ Grab your passport and my hand
♫ I can make a good guy good for a weekend