Let me sit this
aaaaass
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{Famous MacDonalds Silence}
Kay... mACC
Oh, my plaques are in the shot!
oh no!
It makes me feel like a narcissist!
oooh wow!
All these plaques are just
(struggle)
..sitting here, like casually.. like I didn't even noticeee!
oMG just.. drinking some sodaaaaa!
{Mac Noises} Success!
Ohhhh, just casually stretching THIS WAY!
Towardssss that area.... (LAUGHS)
(give him money gurl)
So, we all know why we're here. We all know what the hell is up. The title says it crystal clear..
So, everyone shut the (BEEp) up. Honesty, that might be in the title too, everybody shut up.
For those guys who don't know, hi, I'm Mac.
(uncomfortable pause)
You can leave now.
[Meme Sound]
I do this thing on internet where I make very weird depression jokes.
And then try to play it off like I'm okay..
I react and comment on a bunch of homophobic and racist shit and then make money off of that if the videos were actually monetized
but like..
{You know what happens honey}
Y'all already know what the (BLEEP) is up. Wait a minute..
L I T
'Kay, so time just passed for a reason
I don't want to explain.. You know what, why I'm not getting a job after this. I almost shat my pants..
You know that feeling when you like eat too much dairy or just like any dairy at all your body just like...
(Mac Thinking Silence)
decides not to be a human anymore? Am I the only one that experiences that?
'Cause I experience that pretty much on a daily (me tho)
I don't even know how I was intro-ing this video before 30 minutes have passed,
the lights in the room has shifted, but today
we're gonna be reacting to some pro gay videos because shut up.
MAC, wHy dOn't u rEacT tO sOMe pRo gAY stUFf?
"Why do u always do hate?" uWu
Because hate is funny, bitch. What do I look like to you a (BLEEP)ing hippie?
Reacting to love and shit. What am I? James Charles?
*sings* THERE'S SO MUCH LOVE
I'm not going to put that in the video.(Yet ya did)
I'm not gonna do that to him. Oh, yeah, today we're gonna do that and then go sleep. I need some sleep.
I want some sleep. Can I just sleep now? And here it is. What is it? Ariana Grande just did a carpool karaoke.
That's pretty pro gay to me if you say so myself. If I say so myself?
And I'm only saying that because then if I say 'then appears on my
captions and I could tag it in this video then to get that sweet sweet SEO click.
He's a youtuber. What else can I say... Emma Chamberlain.
(another slightly uncomfortable pause)
There we go. That was happening that he did it. What do I search? How do I find this in the world?
We want gay positive video. We're just gonna try it. "Gay hooray today"
"hip-hip-hooray your mom is now gay." That sounds pretty..
(Welp)(Sad Reflective Pause)
:)
It has the word gay and that's all we need
Honestly..
Usually this time I would click on links people submit to me through Twitter?
We already know what the hell happened there, so, why am I even talking about it still? Honestly.. :I
Follow me on Instagram, you know what? ;O
#promo
"Hip hip hooray, your mom is now G A Y ."
(The devils remix)
{And now... Mac. Just Mac doin' Mac Things}
WAS THAT IT?!
Wow, that was.. that was a waste of time honestly, but you know what?
I'm still keeping it in. That's content. What was that?
That wasn't pro gay. That was just existing..
Also, I did search some weird ass sh-- okay, nevermind. That's my fault
We're just gonna blame it on me, guys. I'm terrible at this.
You know what? Let's just search up pro gay.
I feel like that's a start we should have started with, actually, since it is the title this goddamn vid.
What is wrong with me? "Obama's historic pro-gay marriage stance".
Historic?! It should not be historic for people supporting..
people..
Having the right to be people...
What kind of world do we live in? (who knows mac)
{Hello, hUUUHHHh}
I wanna find an ad. Like a THICC ad.
Like a real good Thiccc ad.
That just, bounces all over the place with its tHiCCness.
That just, that made no sense.
I still doubt myself so much on my channel. "It's Time - Marriage Equality"
"Get Up! Australia"
They said it, I mean, get the (BLEEP) up Australia, honestly..
Why you sleep? There's also gay Australian youtubers react to anti-gay marriage commercials. My influence. I'm joking.
I did not come up with this video idea..
I literally took this idea from Trevor Moran because you guys suggested me to do so.
Literally, Trevor Moran is the reason for my success on
success on YouTube, I hope you guys all know that.
I hope you guys let that sink in for a quick second. If you aren't subscribed to them, do it. I'm promoting people now, what? Let's just-- let's just react to a video.
Here we go. Wow, wow. Wow. Okay. First of all, I have a problem with these first person
viewing video bullshit. 'Cause the last time I checked I'm not shaking around like this all the time
Like what the (BLEEP)? Like, what is this? Since when is this movement considered first person, bitch?
I can never just let anyone win. 'Kay, so we're on a date. We're dating this man.
I don't want to date this man, and consent is important, kids! So you know what, we're just hanging out.
Yep, here we are.
Still hangin' out at the grocery store.
Hanging out ;V
Playing some games.. with
the good old BUDS ;)
Okay, wait a minute. Okay, you kind of cute though. Like I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna feel, that man fine.
Is this what it feels like to fall in love? Two bros enjoying each other's company.. We're having an argument..
This is some loud ass music--
Wait a minute. Turn that bitch down.. I think we're moving-- oh, we're moving in?
In with each other.. We now live together, possibly hanging out..
*smooch* :3
He kissed me.. Two bros. Just kissing, you know, that ain't gay. (nO hOmO) Oh wow. Wow, enjoying each other's company, two bros..
*Boom*
*cuteness boi*
Getting mArRiEd... (Whezing LAUGHTER)
Okay, so now we're not in first person anymore, now
we're just a random third party that was following them around the entire time.. right behind the man's back..
I don't know. Oh, was this entire ad supposed to be like
'Oh, it's like this guy, going out with this girl, and all of a sudden, they're living their life together and now they're dating,
but then surprise! It's another man!'
GAY MARRIAGE! Is that how I'm supposed to live my life? "It's time. End marriage discrimination."
Retweet. Honestly.. (Mac honestly said honestly honestly so many honest times) Yeah. Yeah great. That was cute..
*mac.exe has hit an error*
Guess we gotta do more now to make this video long enough.
*teeth.jpg*
but i lowkey look like im on an episode of
Mr. Robot right now and I'm kind of feeling it.. Another video. "Awesome Marriage Equality Ad in Ireland, One of the Best
Same-sex Marriage Ads I've seen!" We love YouTube clickbait titles. Honestly, I am NOT above it.
Have you seen my shit? Can gay people get married in Ireland? Is that a thing that's happened already?
OLIVER!
Can gay pay-
ca-
can gay paYpuL- Can gay people get married in Ireland?
*roomate being a lil sassy boi*
Can you gOogLe it?! (pray for Oliver)
(Sinhead's Hand??)
"I'd like to ask Sinead's hand in marriage.. please?"
SinHeAdS???!!!?!? (LAUGHTER)
I'm not laughing at the name, I'm just laughing at how I butchered the hell out of it..
(LAUGHTER) I can't laugh at names, bitch. My name's Machaizelli.. It's a mistake.
Have I ever told you guys that?
My name is a mistake, by the way, it was an accident. It was a misspelling.. It's pretty apparent
actually, if we look at it. My name is like someone just like sat on a keyboard and was like "fine". "Sure, no problem."
"Hi! "I'd like to ask Sinhead's hand in marriage, please." "Okay."
IS IT THAT EASY?!
Is that how they do it in Ireland?
Is that how they do marriage in general. I don't know how marriage works, guys, I'm only 21.
Is this another one of those commercials where it's like, "Oh,
you think it's a female, but like
SURPRISE!
BITCH GOT A DICK! 8==D
you With your traditional minds..
It's 2018, bitch, you guys gotta start digging outside of it.
(Irish)1: How are you? 2: Good
(Irish)2: Am I allowed to marry Sinéad?
(Irish)1: Yup (English)2: Brilliant, (Irish) Thank you!
What did he say?? (He's speaking Irish Mac.)
Did he speak English? Is he going door-to-door telling people he's getting married to Sinhead? SinAIDS?
Sinead.
ShInAiD?
Where is Sinhead? I'm tryin' to-- I'm waiting for
Shaneye! I just wanna see what shinEyE looks like.
Why ask a random woman walking her dog?
What is happening here? "How would you feel if you had to ask four million people for permission to get married?"
OHHHHHH!
Damn. It really be like that, damn, that one got me. I did not.. I wasn't thinking that way..
Now, I feel like an idiot. Now I feel like I need to apologize..
I can't even look at the screen right now because I feel so guilty.
"Lesbians and gay men are denied access to civil marriage in Ireland" For some reason that statement feels so harsh..
I don't know why just writing out "lesbians and gay men". Seems like a harsh way to say it "For same-sex couples."
You know, you could just say that.
"L E S B I A N S A N D G A Y M E N" I feel like I'm being yelled at.. in Irish.
Do we get to see ShAnita? ShevAn in this video..? No? Shamake is not
existing in this video. Asking to marry a man that does not exist.. Honestly, me too.
It's- Huuuungh uwu
Apparently someone woke up in a bed, naked and alone, and walked into a bathroom
These neighbors are loud as (BLEEP)! They blur out all their dirty light into the world. Okay, we can hear y'all..
I live in an apartment that's between two arts schools. There's a bunch of gays living here.
Not the gays that drink coffee and listen to Bon Jovi.
Like, theater gays. Like the ones that are loud and entitled..
That's what I deal with.. I can say that because I used to be one of them bitch, I still AM okay??
(Smile.jpeg)
(Depressing music? Happy music?? Illuminati music??? Question bark???)
Oh the dog. Is the dog gay? Commercial about the gay dog? Commercial gonna be about the gay dog?
Can the dog please be gay? Can it be a gay dog, can it be a gay dog commercial? Gay dog commercial. Honestly, gay dog rights!
Why aren't we protesting about that, honestly?
Yessss, bitch. Look at your man!
"Heart". YES BITCH! there he is.. "HOLIDAY!"
(Awkward silence)
(._. eeeeeeeeee)
G A Y !
"I like guys." ooH
Honestly.. That's how I would come out too. Right on my Starbucks cup, "SUCKS DICK FOR FREE!" I'm not allowed to make dick sucking jokes, I forgot about that..
This is sad.. I'm upset right now.
All right, is he gonna write something cute? I'm gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry, but I'm gonna cry on the inside..
Here it comes. Here it goes, bitch.
"I accept that you like--"
oh bitch! OH BiTcH!
drink that coffee, you accepting daddy.
We love a daddy that accepts! With the emotional music and the eye contact, look at this!
Look at this gaYYnEss!
Let's do one more. Let's do "Awesome Gay Commercials". Why not? You know, it's Christmas.
Somewhere in the world.. is it? Oh, no, it's winter in Australia.
Do y'all celebrate Christmas during summer months?
- "I'm cutting like right across if you go in, another maybe around the ears..
(laughing) we love a father!
I actually liked that one. That one was cute. That one was real. That one
Wasn't trying so hard to be like, "Look, here's some gay! Buy our product."
You know what, I think I'm done. I'll stop now.
And if this video is as successful as my other ones, bitch,
I can turn this into a series and then we can make more you know... that I am such a sellout
Also, my laptop's overheating so I can't really watch any more videos..
I don't want to wait like 20 more minutes for it to cool down. I want to sleep
I've already mentioned that I want to sleep. (relatable)
WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY, KIDS?
(and more uncomfortable silence! FoReVer)
ShunEED?
Comment down below are there any actual
Pro-gay videos that I should see out there in the internet world?? Can you comment links in comments?? I don't know
I don't know how YouTube works
I'm not a youtuber and then this is the part where we stretch towards the plAQuE! My name's Mac,
Don't forget to like, comment, share, and SuBcREEbae. oh, such a good stretch, BWAAHHHHH
credits:
Machazeili(?)
Oliver d Roomie
The "hang out" Bros
(hErE wE gOoOo WhOoO)
I'm just adding these for promotion the captions also because it's 12 AM and I'm bored :)
Also its 11:51 and I don't want to go to bed but I should