(seagull mewing)
(gentle piano music)
Rubber ducky
♪ Rubber ducky it is a connection ♪
♪ It doesn't have to be a tubby session yeah ♪
♪ Take my day from zero to 11 yeah ♪
♪ Vo do dee oh you are ♪
Oh, no, not this song again.
♪ With me on the street everyday ♪
♪ Speaking in your own special way ♪
♪ That sound I wanna hear it's squeaky ♪
♪ Squeaky ♪
Hey Bert, what sound does a duck make?
(rubber duck quacking)
It goes quack, actually.
Quack.
♪ El patito ♪
- That's Spanish for Rubber Duckie.
(singing in foreign language)
Duckie I am so lucky.
♪ No matter where we go ♪
♪ You and I we both know ♪
♪ We're there for each other ♪
♪ So happy together ♪
♪ You might even say we're two birds of a feather ♪
- Ernie, you are not a bird and he is made of rubber.
- It's a figure of speech, Bert.
♪ Duckie I'm so lucky ♪
♪ Rubber dubber dubby ♪
(singing in foreign language)
♪ Squeeze you and squeeze you ♪
♪ I know it doesn't phase you the sound my duckie plays ♪
♪ Oh raise your hands up ♪
♪ Let's hear what rubber duckie says ♪
♪ "El patito" ♪
Rubber duckie.
(singing in foreign language)
(quacking sounds)
(people laughing)
Nice.
♪ El patito ♪
(Bert humming)
- Hey, that song's actually pretty catchy.
(gentle music)
(upbeat beats)
♪ Now this is a song ♪
♪ All about how my life got flipped ♪
♪ Turned up by brow ♪
What, what?
I didn't mean literally.
♪ It won't take long just a minute you'll see ♪
♪ We'll tell you how we became ♪
♪ Bert and Ernie ♪
- Ernie, help.
(upbeat music)
♪ On Sesame street born and raised ♪
♪ Learning letters numbers singing sunny days ♪
♪ Growing up moving flying the coop ♪
♪ Said bye bye to my mommy off to one to three stoop ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ There I met a grouch who didn't smell too good ♪
♪ Told me to leave the neighborhood ♪
♪ It was then I remembered what my mom used to say ♪
♪ Keep your head up be kind and you'll find your way ♪
♪ I said hello when I got near he said ♪
♪ Oh what's that I got a banana in my ear ♪
♪ Wanna be friends who laugh learn and share ♪
♪ Ernie pointed to the seat and said ♪
♪ Sit right there ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Showed him a paperclips piece on they weren't great ♪
♪ Introduced them to rubber ducky as our new roommate ♪
♪ One half of a whole one part of a pair ♪
♪ Here's the story of how he became Ernie and Bert ♪
♪ Put it there ♪
(Bert and Ernie laughing)
- Bert that's was terrific.
Hey, let's go again again.
- Again!
What do you mean?
- Hold on rubber duckie.
- No no no no no no no no.
(Bert screams)
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated
SC for self-control.
(logo thuds)
A long time ago in a cookies and milky way galaxy
far far away, "Star S'mores."
The frightning story of a princess taken prisoner,
by the Evil Galactic Empire.
- Help, I've been taken prisoner
by the Evil Galactic Empire.
- [Announcer] And of the unlikely heroes
who must rescue her,
there's the young Luke PI Walker.
- I won't fail you Princess Parfait.
- [Announcer] The mischievous but lovable Flan Sobo.
- And don't forget ruggishly handsome.
- [Announcer] With his loyal partner Shui, the cookie.
- What?
Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa.
Stop the music.
We can't have cookie for partner.
- Why not?
- This why not.
Cookie!
Chewy crunchy food.
(actors struggling)
- You can't eat your partner,
you'll have to control yourself
or we'll never get to the princess.
- Control meself, how?
- [Announcer] Watch as our hero seek the advice
of their wise and wrinkled mentor Only One Cannoli.
- Help me Only One Cannoli, you me only hope.
- He needs to control himself and not eat his partner
who happens to be a cookie Only One.
- Yeah, yeah, you got strategy for that?
- Use the four.
- Sorry use the what?
- The four.
When you start to lose control, stop and count to four.
It will help you calm down.
Remember the four will be with you always.
- Oh, hey, that sound like good strategy
to help control meself around, cookie.
- Whoa you're losing control.
Remember, use the four.
- Yeah, right me stop and count.
One, two, three, four.
- Do you feel calmer now?
- Yes the power of four is strong,
but the power of Cookie is stronger.
Cookie.
(Flan struggling)
- No, he needs to try another strategy.
- [Announcer] You'll get goosebumps
when they seek out their wiser
and even more wrinkled mentor, Groda.
- More wrinkled?
When 900 years old, you reach, look as cute, you will not.
- Hey he remind me of somebody, but who?
- Master Groda, my friend needs another strategy
to help control himself.
- Strategy?
Singing a little do to you must.
Yes sing.
- Well, how is singing helped me control meself?
- Helps take your mind off the, you know what?
- You know what?
Oh, you mean Cookie.
- Flan stop, try the new strategy.
- There is no try, only sing.
(Groda humming)
- Okay, me sing.
♪ Twinkle twinkle little star ship ♪
- I think the singing strategies, helping to distract Flan.
♪ Up up the world so high ♪
♪ Like a cookie in ♪
- Cookie.
(Flan shouting)
- Oh no, that strategy didn't work.
How will we rescue the princess now?
- [Announcer] You'll feel the tension
as our heroes come face to face with the ultimate villan.
- I find your lack of control disturbing.
- Darth Baker.
- What we do now?
- I don't know, we're all out of mentors.
If only my father we're here.
- Luke, I am you have your father.
- What?
- Interesting twist.
- Father, I feel the good in you.
Give us a new strategy.
- That's easy, just stop
and pretend the Cookie is something else.
Something you don't want to eat.
- That good strategy.
Oh then we can pretend that this is,
me granny.
Yeah, now me can control meself
because me would never eat me granny.
Right granny?
- Pop your strategy works.
You're the best daddy in the whole universe.
- [Announcer] And finally you'll cheer
when they rescue Princess Parfait.
- You rescued me and for your reward,
you can have my hairdo.
- Your hairdo?
- It's made of cookies.
- Couloir bunger.
You me kind of princess.
(Flan struggling)
- [Announcer] Coming soon "Star S'mores"
a movie next out of this world.
(gentle upbeat music)
♪ Me got a wish on me mine ♪
♪ It is the chocolate chip kind ♪
♪ Me look at you and me tell ♪
♪ You may have snicker doodle ♪
♪ Me trade me soul for a bite ♪
♪ Me spell it out black and white ♪
♪ Me looked at you and me see ♪
♪ You would like it oh Audrey, ♪
♪ You go showing and me hunger growing ♪
♪ Let get skim milk flowing ♪
♪ We'll start to snack going baby ♪
♪ Hey me just met you and this crazy ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪
♪ It's hard to look at your snack baby ♪
♪ You got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ Hey me just met you ♪
♪ And this is crazy ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ (indistinct) cake frosting (indistinct) ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ You took your time with the bite ♪
♪ Me trying to stay polite ♪
♪ Me start to really freak out ♪
♪ Please someone call the girl scout ♪
♪ Me no chrome or browser. ♪
♪ It's taken a toll on me house ♪
♪ Me going off the rocker ♪
♪ Please The Betty crocker ♪
♪ You cookie showing and me hunger growing ♪
♪ Let's get skin not flowing ♪
♪ We'll start this snack going baby ♪
♪ Hey me just met you and this is crazy ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪
♪ It's hard to look at you snack baby ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ Hey me just met you and this is crazy ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ Pie and ice cream it no fave me ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it baby ♪
♪ Before you came into me life ♪
♪ Things we're so bad ♪
♪ Me missed you so bad ♪
♪ Me missed you so so bad ♪
♪ Before you came into me life ♪
♪ Me missed you so bad ♪
♪ And you should know that ♪
♪ Me missed you so so bad ♪
♪ Bad bad bad bad ♪
♪ It's hard to look at ♪
♪ Your snack baby ♪
♪ But you got cookie ♪
♪ So share it maybe ♪
♪ Hey me just met you ♪
♪ And it is crazy but you got cookie ♪
♪ So share it maybe ♪
♪ Chocolate pudding ♪
♪ It not fave me ♪
♪ But you got cookie so share it maybe ♪
(gentle music)
- Cookie.
(groaning sounds)
Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- Jesteros needs a new king or queen.
And to decide we will play a game,
a Game of Chairs.
(audience cheering)
And here to tell you who to play the game
is Grover Blue Joy.
Grover Blue Joy?
Where is Grover Blue Joy?
- Sorry I'm late but it was really hard
getting over that wall out there.
(he shouts)
- Just tell everyone how to play the game.
- Right.
The Game of Chairs is played with a deck of cards.
- No, it's not.
- Of course it is not.
(Grover chuckles)
Who said that?
The Game of Chairs is played with marbles.
- No.
- The monster is blue and full of arrows.
- Is it played with a rubber chicken.
- No.
The Game of Chairs is played with chairs.
These three chairs.
- You know, that makes sense.
But what do you do with the chairs?
- Music will play and then these four players
who want to be king or queen
will March around these three chairs.
When the music stops,
they will each try and sit in a chair.
The lucky players who sits in a chair will--
- Will have a nice comfy place to rest
their cute and weary bodies.
Oh I love this game.
- No, they will continue to compete to be the king or queen
until there is one chair left.
That is the Game of Chairs.
(audience cheering)
Music.
- Music.
(man exhales)
- You were supposed to bring the music Blue Joy.
- Right, right, right.
Will be right back.
Music.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Stop the music.
- What?
- I said stop the music.
- Sorry I cannot hear you over this music.
- Stop the music.
(Blue Joy screaming)
(Baby crying)
- My dear let me help you.
- My baby is sad because we lost.
- I am sorry Linda.
A mommy of dragons?
Need to get tucked into the diaper.
(Blue Joy laughs)
So how many players are left?
- Let us count.
We have one, two, three players
and one, two, three chairs.
- Three chairs and three players.
- Can we hurry this up?
I have a wedding to get to.
- Oh, right. Remove one of the chairs.
- Removing one of the chairs.
(Blue Joy straining)
(Chair scraping)
Sorry about the floor.
- Now there are one, two chairs left and three players.
Let's continue the game. Music.
- Music.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Stop the music.
- What?
- Stop the music.
(Blue Joy screaming)
(people grumping)
- Am I out?
- Yes, I am sorry.
It looks like you choked Joffrey.
(Joffrey cries)
So how many players have left?
- Let us count?
There are one, two players.
- Two players.
- And one, two chair.
- Two chairs.
Now remove one more chair.
- Removing one more chair.
(chair scraping)
Really should get some wheels on these things.
- That leaves one chair and two players.
The one person to sit in this one chair
will be the next king or queen of Jesteros.
Music.
- Music.
(gentle upbeat music)
- Stop the music.
- What?
- Stop the music.
(people shouting)
There is one chair and only one person
can be in that chair
and that person is,
you?
- You?
I'm telling my brother.
- You are the new king.
- I cannot think of a more horrible and (indistinct)
- All hail king Grover.
- Nice fit.
- No.
- Do not loose your head over this nutty baby.
Now fetch me cushion for my royal buttom,
this chair is not comfy at all.
- Yes your fuzzy grace.
- And bring a sweater, I think winter is coming.
(singing in foreign language)
♪ I never thought that I could ever find out ♪
♪ Just how big jumbo shrimp could be ♪
♪ But now I'm certain I don't have a doubt ♪
♪ If you wanna know what the size I hold the key ♪
(singers vocalizing)
♪ Got a ruler and as you see ♪
♪ I will measure ♪
♪ I'll measure ♪
♪ Use your eye ♪
♪ Crustacean measure was a cinch ♪
♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪
♪ This shrimp is one foot and one inch ♪
♪ Measure up measure up up up ♪
♪ And measure yeah measure ♪
♪ I never thought that I would tell you ♪
♪ Just how much an elephant weighs ♪
♪ But now I hold the secret and you know it's true ♪
♪ If you wanna now the weight I will (indistinct) ♪
(singers vocalizing)
♪ Just the we'll get it right ♪
♪ He's not gonna fail ♪
♪ Cause he's using a scale you see ♪
♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪
♪ Till the measuring's done ♪
♪ Until the measuring's done ♪
♪ He will measure ♪
♪ I will measure I'll measure ♪
♪ (indistinct) Weighs a ton ♪
♪ Measure up measure up ♪
♪ Measure measure measure up ♪
♪ Up up ♪
♪ And measure yeah measure ♪
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ So you this bro ♪
♪ Yeah JB leave it Lamo ♪
♪ We Lamos in the kitchen cooking things up ♪
♪ I'ma measure it with a spoon ♪
♪ I'ma measure with a cup ♪
♪ When Emo needs to know the height of something ♪
♪ Emo measures with a tape ♪
♪ Emo measures with a stick ♪
♪ To see what weighs more a mouse or a whale ♪
♪ Emo measures with a balance ♪
♪ Emo measures with a scale ♪
♪ The whale weighs more yes this is so ♪
♪ How do you know ♪
♪ Emo measured it yo ♪
♪ If you ever you ever ♪
♪ Need to find the size of a weight ♪
♪ Measure up measure measure up measure up ♪
♪ You can measure you measure ♪
♪ Cause measuring stuff is great ♪
♪ Measure up measure measure measure up ♪
♪ And measure yeah measure ♪
- Hello, everybody.
Look at yourself, go back to me,
go back at yourself, now back to me.
Certainly you are not the monster.
But if you listen to Grover,
you will know all about the word on
just as this monster does.
Look down, back up.
Yep. Where am I?
I am on a boat.
What does in your hand? Back at me,
I haven't, it is a Clem with two tickets
to that thing you love.
On my nose.
Anything is possible when you smell like a monster
and know the work on.
I am on the horse.
- Move.
- Count.
(bright music)
(electric sounds)
Wooooo!(Man mimics)
(upbeat music)
♪ Me get this feeling when me see cookie on the plate ♪
♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it all me know can wait ♪
♪ But now me know that self-control is something me know ♪
♪ Me want to grab it want to it eat ♪
♪ But me wait, me want it but me wait ♪
Ah, this's not easy
♪ Me get that feeling when I'm jungling chippy on dish ♪
♪ Me want to grab it want to eat it ♪
♪ But me only wish, but now me know that self control ♪
♪ Is something me must try ♪
♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it ♪
♪ But me wait, me want it ♪
♪ But me wait, ♪
Oh, (indistinct) boy.
♪ When me lose control, when me on the brink ♪
♪ Need to just calm down, me need to stop and think ♪
♪ Me need to control meself, yeah, that's the way to live ♪
♪ And then me functioning like an executive ♪
♪ Me wait, me want it ♪
♪ But me wait ♪
Oh, (indistinct)
♪ Me get this feeling ♪
♪ When I'm (indistinct) cookies on the show ♪
♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it and the tummy is out ♪
♪ But now me know that self control is something me must do ♪
♪ Me want to grab it, want to eat it, but me wait ♪
♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪
♪ When me lose control, when me have no doubt ♪
♪ Me have slept on me, get me drowning down ♪
♪ Me keep talk to self, me keep stand off straight ♪
♪ Me keep take the breathe, me can self regulate ♪
♪ Me wait, me want it, but me wait ♪
♪ Me want it, but me wait ♪
♪ Me want it, but me wait, ♪
♪ Me wait, but me wait ♪
(feet padding)
Okay, me waited long enough.
Cookie. (mimics eating)
- [Narrator] Following preview has been rated F for "focus".
(dramatic music)
He was determined to destroy all the healthy vegetables
in both worlds.
- He believeth the desire to be decisive. (he laughs)
(dramatic music)
- Hey, my broccoli!
- What happened to my (indsistinct)
- [All] I can't stick to the ruin!
(all screaming)
- [Narrator] Only hero.
Actually click that a whole bunch of heroes.
It will take a whole bunch of heroes
to save the healthy of "Aveggies Age Of Bon Bon."
- [Dr. Brownie] Onion Man where you?
- I got phones on Shocking on my tail coming your way,
Dr. Brownie, are you ready to eat it?
- Yeah, yeah, me ready to turn green
get big and eat giant chocolate chip on your man.
- That's very nice to hear, I'm on my way.
- You're gonna stop the Chocolate ship
when it comes around, I'll present you with my shield.
- Wo! That good plan Captain Ameri-cauliflower.
(dramatic music)
Oh, hey, that shield brown shape look like,
ooh, cookie. (shield cracking)
- My shield.
That what makes me stay strong.
(people shouting)
- What happened?
- We're getting creamed out here.
- Oh, this was a brand new suit for the sequel too boo.
- Dr. Brownie you got distracted.
The ship blew right past you. You need to stay focused.
- You're right Black Bean Widow,
but what can we do to help me stay focused?
- Try talking to yourself to stay focused on the ship.
Tell yourself, stay focused on the ship.
Stay focused on the ship.
- Wait, that good strategy mighty Gordon, yeah.
- I shall use my hammer to get rid of any distractions.
- All right.
I'm coming back around.
- Okay and to me,
talking to meself to stay focused,
stay focused on ship.
Stay focused on ship.
Hey, you know what is working.
Yeah, maybe me talk to meself some more, some more,
some more with toasted Graham wrecker cookie.
I ate a little bit of chocolate
and roasted Marshmallow.
(Dr Brownie cheers)
- My hammer!
What am I supposed to use now?
My socket wrench. Let's just play.
(dramatic music)
(instrumental music)
Looks like am cream Corn.
- God come on.
What happened this time?
- Dr. Brownie got distracted, again.
- Me atleast tried to do something Zucchin-Eye,
What you ever do?
- I do stuff.
I'm very cool, you know.
- Cucumber's cool, you Zucchin.
- Painful.
- Okay guys, can we focus on the problem?
(indistinct) man, what's going on up there?
- I don't know,
my radar has been jammed.
Look I'll take them around one more time,
but this is our last chance.
(water bubbling)
- Dr. Brownie who have got to stay focused on the ship.
- Yeah. Me need new strategy---all,
what you got?
- I don't know,
but Zucchin Eye and I will cover it.
- Right, look at me,
keeping an eye out with my super cool binoculars.
- Hey, that help me stay focused.
Yeah, me use binocular.
- That's my thing.
- Oh, okay.
Well then, oh maybe me use me hands like binoculars.
So me can stay focused on ship so me can eat it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But you just ate a shield and a hammer.
You couldn't possibly be hungry.
- That be secret.
Me always hungry.
(Dr Brownie rumbling)
(dramatic music)
(mimics eating)
- Till how (indistinct) get to pick a ship that size?
(he cries)
(dramatic music)
- [Narrator] Coming soon, "Aveggies Age of Bon Bon".
- So while you guys want to go get Aveggies swore mall?
(instrumental music)
- Okay big ball,
it's time to get exited,
for tonight's Sesame Street Clean Club Performance.
So Cookie Monster do you have the lyrics?
- Yep. And they delicious.
- Hey (indistinct) you do have the music, correct?
- Oh, yes.
Contained in this little device is any song you can imagine.
Name the genre I got the name and the...
(Dr Brownie rumbling)
- He got that.
- Oh no--
- Wasn't that not the cookie?
- Another one bites the dust.
- We have no lyrics and no music,
what ever are we going to do?
(upbeat music)
- Wait, is anyone else heard that?
Is that my 80's playlist?
I listen to this all the time we're working out.
- 80's it is then, places people!
Start me up Cookie.
(upbeat music)
(crowd applauding)
♪Gotta goose ♪
♪ On the moose ♪
♪ Loose goose ♪
♪ Gotta catch that goose (goose quarks) ♪
♪ Oh, oh cheese, ♪
♪ loose goose, ♪
♪ now he is the one playing those cheese (goose quarks) ♪
♪ What? ♪
That's my snack.
♪ Come on and bring it back. ♪
♪ Loose, loose goose let everybody catch that juice. ♪
♪ Loose goose ♪
(audience clapping)
- Cookie move on to the next song.
And could somebody catch that goose?
Can I get someone on the goose?
♪oh oh oh, scholar scholar scholar, ♪
♪ Name like a million ♪
♪ So many, oh ♪
♪ Look at them whoa--- ♪
♪ Scholars scholars scholars name like a million ♪
♪ Red, blue and green ♪
♪ And that's the scream ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- That means like there is like 999,000,990 sale
and more colors I love it.
- Alright, Cookie let's keep it going.
- Okay
(crowd applauding)
- Cookie press your belly.
- Oh sorry.
♪(singing in foreign language) ♪
- You're not (indistinct)
Both of you.
(murmur singing)
- Oh I cannot go for this.
No one can do.
(upbeat music)
♪Count to 19 ♪
♪one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ♪
♪ 10, 11, 12, 13,14 ♪
♪ Then comes 15. ♪
♪ Oh yes, then comes 16, 17,18 ♪
♪ Oh then 19. ♪
♪ You do your best, oh comes question zest, ♪
♪ so called counting, ♪
♪ counting through 19 ♪
♪ Uh! Uh! Uh! ♪
(crowd applauding)
(upbeat music)
♪He's a very rouchy grouch ♪
♪ You really checked Dave and Bon Bon, ♪
♪ (sings in foreign language) ♪
♪ You should have avoid him on the streets. ♪
♪ 'cause he is a super grouch ♪
♪ super grouch, he's super grouchy. ♪
♪ Hey, I don't want any part of this now (indistinct) ♪
♪ 'cause he's a super grouch, super grouch... ♪
- Well, did somebody say whim?
Make it big cookie
- Me on it.
(crowd clapping)
(upbeat music)
♪(indistinct) in before them, oh, oh ♪
♪ 'cause Emo is not playing in the riddim solo. ♪
♪ (indistinct)we're say sleep tight. ♪
- Goodnight.
(instrumental music)
- May I?
- Please.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, me love the song.
- Me too.
(upbeat beats)
♪(singing indistinctly) ♪
- Cookie. Cookie.
Cookie.
- Oh, me having both wonderful dream about the cookie.
- Well, hey now, hey now.
You dream is over.
Play the next song.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(upbeat music)
♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ You need him ♪
♪ New places you'll be seeing ♪
♪ Turn the page ♪
♪ Lie right here ♪
♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ You'll need him ♪
♪ New friends you'll be meeting ♪
♪ Don't stop ♪
♪ You'll need him ♪
♪ Yeah. Don't stop ♪
♪ You'll need him ♪
(audience applausing)
- All right time for the finale.
It's the final countdown.
(upbeat music)
♪I just wanna be your friend ♪
♪ I was gonna be your (indistinct) ♪
♪ Friends with each other ♪
♪ And (indistinct) ♪
♪ I'll always be by your side ♪
♪ Taking a hand and you take mine ♪
♪ I just wanna be your friend ♪
♪ And love you ♪
(audience applausing)
- Hey you. Yeah.
You, this is your final warning.
That's right.
That's another Sesame street parody
with a cute awesome message about sharing. Please.
Let me share something with you. Click away and scram.
What's that?
You actually want to watch this? Oh, come on.
Seriously.
What are you sitting around?
Listening to me for that skip had already jeez.
(Metal banging sound)
- Me ate all the food and snacks side down. Oh,
me want more food meat! Me so hungry.
(people noisily discussing)
Treats. Oh boy.
Hear me come.
See a Barb.
- Wait, can I come? Don't forget me.
(she struggles)
- Come on guys. The next house has the big candy.
Boring old buddy dirt. I'll share with you too.
- Ohh, (indistinct) have a bad feeling about tonight.
Why don't we all go home and play a nice safe board game.
Go fish.
- It's Halloween. Lucas.
Nothing bad will happen to us.
(suspense music sings)
- Oh, this strange place.
Now where those kids with all that delicious treats num num
num num num num num number.
- Hey.
- Hi. Who are you?
Meet me. D cookie gore.
Hold on. Second.
- Me trick or treat her dressed as adorable flower.
- Ah, no, I get it.
- Yeah. Ooh.
One diet that doesn't just treat?
- This?
It's the only non rotten pumpkin in the whole patch.
- That look pretty tasty to me.
(eating mimicly)
- Hey, I was going to share that.
Our (indistinct) with Marie.
- Got to keep him out of that lab.
Now I have to go back to the patch.
(suspense music)
- What's that?
(man laughing)
- Drinker tree. I can't wait to share my candy.
- That's not strange.
That's just an octopus trick or treating.
Well I'm off to the pumpkin patch.
(man shouting)
- Watch out for the tunnels Mr. Hoppy treat.
Oh boy. Oh boy.
Oh boy.
(people screaming)
- We should have gone home.
- Oh boy, (indistinct) I'll protect you.
Have you gotten bigger?
(people screaming and shouting)
- Wow. You should totally see your faces.
- Oh, Hey there.
Skate D girl. Me here.
Derek treats around here.
- Nope. Jazz tricks.
(he chuckles)
(noisy talking)
- Oh boy. Oh boy.
Oh boy.
- Oh, you kids look so cute in your costumes.
Mine off and I'll pass out some candy.
- I know Will loves the gummy worms. You got any of those?
(stomach groaning)
- Oh, nice decorations.
Me like what you've done with the place.
Treats.
(mimics eating)
- Now wait, that's not fairy kind.
Bob, Bob.
The big kid ate all the candy.
- Hey, I think that's the Cookie Gordon.
(people screaming)
- Okay, okay.
I know you kids are all upset
because the big kid ate all the candy,
but look I made some cookies.
- Cookies.
(man struggling)
Hey, why can't me move?
- New (indistinct)
- Friends share.
- Share. What that?
- You know when you're a good friend to others.
- And don't just take things.
- You can each have some or take turns.
- So everyone gets candy and cookies. Not just you.
- Oh yeah, none of that ringing bell.
- Maybe this will.
(upbeat music)
- Oh yeah.
That a nice drawing. Well, wait a minute.
That sharing?
- Sure is. Infact,
I'd like to share this cookie with you.
- Oh, boy with me?
Oh cookie.
(person crying for help)
Oh, you want a cookie too?
- Oh yeah.
- Okay. Me share with you.
- Oh (indistinct) that kind.
- You going to grow up
to be a big strong cookie Gorgon one day.
- Mouth breathers.
- Everything's kind of back to normal.
(door bell sounds)
- Who could that be?
- Trick or treat?
- Eight. Everyone, this is my sister.
(people exclaim in disbelief)
- You had a sister?
- Oh yeah I see the family resemblance.
- Barb, Barb.
Me got something to share with you.
- Nancy?
She remembered me?
I get to go home?
- Oh no. Oh, waffle.
They (indistinct) the range up there
and me want to share this waffle with you.
There you go.
- Thanks.
Can I go home now?
- Oh, eat you off.
(feet padding)
- Oh, I can't believe it.
Spider monster musical is finally opening.
I can't wait to see spider monster fly.
I wonder where everyone is.
Ooh, starting and no curtain up
on spider monster. The musical.
♪ I am spider monster who watch me ♪
♪ Fly to the sky ♪
That's not flying. You just fell on me.
- It is just a 17th opening night sir.
(people struggling)
We still have a few (indistinct)
I tell you what to do. You have to worry.
I can fix this.
(indistinct) could you give me a boost next time?
Excuse me.
- And now, curtain up on spider monster.
The musical.
♪ I am spider monster ♪
♪ Watch me fly to the sky ♪
(people shouting)
- That's not flying either.
He just dropped you.
- You must be patient sir.
Just (indistinct) first show ever.
- Look, look,
I paid a lot of money for this almost premium seat.
I want to see spider monster fly like a bird.
- Like a bird?
Oh, a bird you say,
I didn't send, put this hallways appreciated.
I did fix that. Thank you.
- And now curtains up
on spider man the musical.
(upbeat music)
♪ Iam spider monster ♪
♪ Watch me fly to the sky ♪
(Spider monster shouting)
- I don't believe this.
- You must suspend this for me, sir.
- I didn't say you should fly on a bird.
I said you should fly like a bird.
- Well pardon me for improvising.
- Oh, are you going to fly or not?
- I am so sorry, sir.
But even a veteran actor and off times writer
do not know how to fix this.
(indistinct) we most close.
- No, no, no, you can't close.
- But we close all the time, sir.
I am afraid the curtain cannot go up on spider monster,
The musical.
- The curtain is the only thing that does go up
around here.
Why can't you make spider monster go up too?
- But how sir?
- Well, I'll show you.
- What I should follow you?
I guess so.
- Now you see the curtain is on a pulley.
- Want? You mean that round the wheelie?
What?
- Yes a pulley is just a simple machine
with a wheel on a rope.
You see the rope goes around the wheel
and that helps pull a curtain up.
(wheel moving sounds)
- Look at that.
And you call this a pulley?
- Yes. That's a pulley.
- Man (indistinct).
That is amazing. Well, I will try it.
(wheel moving sounds)
- Hey, whoa.
Get me down from here.
- Look, sir. You are flying.
- I'm not supposed to fly
you're supposed to fly, you're spider monster.
- But you make a wonderful spider monster.
I must applaud you, sir.
Bravo, bravo.
(banging sounds)
What a performance.
Take a few bites, sir.
Not that way, to the front.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] In the alphabet system,
there are 26 letters that detectives
who investigate these ABCs
are members of an elite squad called
"The Special Letters Unit".
These are their stories.
(feet padding)
(phone ringing)
(opening door sounds)
- Okay. Gathered around.
Everybody gathered around here.
- What is it Captain?
- We've got a missing letter and it looks like this.
- I know that letter.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me too captain yet.
I've seen it before.
- "M" it's a letter "M"
- Yeah, right. It's a letter "M"
- Good, good. That's right.
Now go out and find that "M", today.
- Okay captain.
(door sounds)
- Captain, I found the missing "M".
- Where is it? Where is it?
- Right here.
- This doesn't look anything like the letter "M ".
- Oh yeah. Well, listen to this.
(mooing sounds)
See that "Moo" starts with the letter M.
So this must be the letter M.
- Maloney this isn't the letter M. It's the cow.
- It is?
- You can go now. Bessie.
- The name's Marie.
- All right, come on, come on, come on.
(door opening sounds)
(quacking sounds)
- Hey, captain. Look at this.
I found the letter M
- Where? Where?
- Right here.
- This isn't the letter M, it's a duck.
- Not just any duck.
I am a Mallard.
That's right and Mallard starts with the letter M.
- Well then may be months, but it still lives in an M.
It doesn't look anything like an M.
- That's what I tried to tell him,
but who listens to a talking piece of poultry?
(captain snoring)
(door opening sounds)
(feet padding)
- He's asleep.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you better wake them up.
- I ain't gonna wake him. You wake him.
- No away.
- Hey, I know, can you do that junk, junk thing again?
(instrumental sounds)
- Where is that missing letter M?
- Sorry captain.
We looked everywhere, but no luck.
- Yeah. We just couldn't find the missing M.
- Excuse me. Could you tell me which way to the men's room?
- Sure. Down the hallway to the left.
- Hey, wait a minute.
Hold her right there.
- What, what I do?
- You're missing M.
- Oh, no I'm not.
- Sure you are. You look exactly like the missing M, see.
- Oh yeah. But I got a mustache.
- Yeah. He he does.
- Oh yeah.
(tearing sounds)
- It's the letter M.
- All right.
All right.
I confess. I am the letter M.
- We did it.
- We found the missing M.
- Right.
- All in a day's work
for law and order special letters unit.
- You know,
that that Chung Chung thing can really get on one's nerves.
Enough Chung Chung already.
Mummy make them stop, please.
(guitar beats)
♪ All I've been inside and I've got the feeling ♪
♪ I'm trapped between the walls and underneath the ceiling ♪
♪ I feel a bit off track ♪
♪ Now I'm trying to get back ♪
♪ back in the CU hula, ♪
♪ where the sun is shining ♪
♪ Nope. That's going to stop me ♪
♪ It's all in the time ♪
♪ It's finally again my turn ♪
♪ It's time to return ♪
♪ `Cause I'll stay inside no more, no more ♪
♪ I can not wait to go outdoors ♪
(man humming)
(bird humming)
♪ Well open up you door and be like me ♪
♪ Open up your doors, then breathe free ♪
♪ I look at all the beauty ♪
♪ You'll feel, love, love, love, love ♪
♪ Listen to the music of the wind ♪
♪ And the bird is saying "we're just one big family" ♪
♪ And all the nature deserves to be loved ♪
♪ Love, love, love, love ♪
♪ So I would stay inside no more, no more ♪
♪ It can not wait ♪
♪ Am sure there's no need to run and hide ♪
♪ Let's go and explore ♪
♪ If you saw it ♪
♪ Let's go outdoor ♪
♪ Du, du, du, du, du, du, du ♪
♪ Everyone come on, come on out here ♪
♪ Where the air is fresh and clear ♪
♪ So I won't stay inside no more, no more ♪
♪ It can not wait ♪
♪ Let's go outdoor ♪
♪ Well open up you door ♪
♪ And be like me ♪
♪ Open up you door and then be free ♪
♪ And look at all the beauty ♪
♪ And you'll find the earth and the sky is yours ♪
♪ So there's no, there's no need to hide inside ♪
♪ Let's go explore ♪
♪ This this will feel so great ♪
♪ Let's go outdoor ♪
(people applauding)
(people clapping)
- The Disney channel is proud
to present the original Disney channel movie.
That's got all the kids go and goofy.
It's pre-school, musical.
- Welcome to our pre-school.
- It's not a high school but it's still cool.
- We got mats to take naps. Milk cuts to see.
- And (indistinct)
- You can play without (indistinct).
- You can do lots of things.
- What (indistinct)
♪ You got a C ♪
♪ Cause this is Pre-school ♪
♪ Pre-School, pre-school ♪
♪ Music at pre-school ♪
♪ Music at pre-school, pre-school ♪
♪ Pre-School musical, pre-school ♪
♪ My name is (indistinct) ♪
♪ And am ready to (indistinct) ♪
♪ Let's all move to black corner ♪
♪ and play with the blocks and play with. ♪
(joyful music continues)
- Stop sustaining that note.
It isn't all about black corner, you know.
♪ Mary name, I'm gone ♪
♪ Tell you what I like to dress up ♪
♪ I like to dress up ♪
(joyful music continues)
- I got the (indistinct) square in pre-school.
♪ I can put it on green hill in pre-school ♪
♪ I got rectangle shape in pre-school ♪
♪ I wear a super hero cape in pre-school ♪
(they continue singing happily)
- We can do both things. We can take 10.
- First. I can play "Dress up".
- And then we can play "with blocks".
- We can just take turns
♪ And pre-school, pre-school, musical free ♪
(joyful song continues)
- Coming soon to your town is pres-shool musical two.
And pre-school musical three.
And pre-school musical, the ice show,
and pre-school musical, the Broadway show
and pre-school musical, the pre-school musical.
- So here's what you missed on G.
The G club got a (indistinct)
and that's what you missed on G.
- I'm looking at you longingly.
- Listen up G club. The GG (indistinct) are next week,
and we need to find a song about the letter G.
- Oh, Mr. Goo, Mr. Goo.
I know a great letter G song.
(she sings)
No one sings about the letter G better than I do.
- What?
- Get over yourself girl.
I'm a great letter G singer too.
(noisy discussions)
- All right. All right.
You're you're all great letter G singers.
In fact, it's hard to believe.
There could be so many great letter G singers in one G club.
So why don't you sing the song together?
- Well, okay.
I'll probably drown you all out anyway.
(group vocalizing)
- That's no way to sing about the letter G.
- Sue. You're a gym teacher.
What do you know about the letter G?
- I happen to know that G is the first letter in gym,
as in gymnasium and Goe, you know all about Geo.
Ghoster you use enough of it.
My Cheerio is we'll show your G club,
how to sing about the letter G. Go on Cheerios.
(Cheerios singing indistinctly)
- No, the letter G makes a gut sound
as in gasp and gorgeous.
- No, it makes the juice sound ju ju ju ju Georgia.
- That's not how G sounds. Let's show them guys.
(group singing)
- G sounds like this.
(people singing)
(noisy competition)
- Letter G makes both sounds.
- Oh yeah. Well, who are you?
- That's the letter G.
- I didn't ask you Ghoster.
I was asking the funny shaped kid.
I am the letter G
and I make the Gu sound and the Ju sound.
- If we went to win at regionals,
we better sing about both sounds.
(upbeat music)
- Good thing we have a big budget.
(group singing)
- Oh, wow. That was grand.
- Well, if you ask me it was gruesome.
Come on, Cheerios, back to the gym.
- We wanna stay and join the G club.
- What?
- Then we can sing about the letter G all day.
- I'll get you for this Ghoster.
- This calls for more glitter.
(people cheering)
(guitar music)
(man and group singing)
- [Narrator] The following preview
has been rated SC for self-control.
(upbeat music)
He was a brilliant scientist who had a brilliant idea.
- Me take little piece of cookie found in zillion
year old rock.
Turn it into a big cookie.
And open super duper theme park.
Welcome to, Jurassic Cookie.
(suspense music)
- Just how big is this Jurassic Cookie grandpa?
- Me not know, me not see it yet.
Okay dad, one big cookie.
(people screaming)
This giant (indistinct) cookie chasing us.
(people screaming)
(feet padding)
(crushing sounds)
(people exhaling heavily)
First time cookie ever tried to eat me.
(people shouting)
Oh, what we going to do?
What we going to do?
- The first thing we need to do is stay
calm grandpa and think.
- Yeah yeah.
Stay calm, think.
(feet padding)
- Look.
- In case of giant prehistoric cookie emergency, just H.
- H, H what would that mean?
- The rest of the word must be missing.
- Oh no.
- No, no, no, don't worry, grandpa.
We just need to do something that starts with the letter H.
- Yeah yeah right right.
Good, good, good.
Ah, ah.
In case of giant prehistoric emergency,
just Hula.
Hula kind of Hawaiian dance.
- Oh no, Here comes the cookie.
- Oh, in the hallway?
No okay.
Missing H word, not hula.
What we going to do?
- Okay okay.
Just calm down grandpa.
- No time to calm down.
We need words that start with H.
Halibut.
- Halibut? - Yeah, kind of fish.
- Oh.
In case of giant prehistoric
cookie emergency, just Halibut?
- What does that even mean?
- Watch and Learn.
Halibut.
(feet padding)
(banging sounds)
Oh not the hula, not a halibut.
What the H word?
- If you just calm down grandpa,
maybe we can figure it out.
- But how me calm down.
- Okay okay, try, try.
Hugging yourself.
- Hugging meself?
- Yeah it'll help you calm down.
- Okay, me not sure it work, but me give it try.
Okay oh, oh, hug, hug, hug.
Hey, this working.
Me feeling calmer with hug.
And now that to me calm,
me thought of something.
Hug, start with H.
Maybe giant prehistoric cookie just needs hug.
(instrumental sounds)
- It worked grandpa, it worked.
- Yeah the cookie source
doesn't wanna eat us anymore.
- Wait a minute.
- What?
- This giant prehistoric cookie smell delicious.
Smell like ginger bread.
- Stay calm grandpa.
- Ginger bread me favorite.
- Oh, Oh.
- Cookie.
(feet padding)
- Grandpa, grandpa, calm down.
- You cannot eat that Cookie dinosaur.
- No.
(people shouting)
- [Announcer] Is cookie monster safe
from the giant prehistoric cookie?
Is the giant prehistoric cookie
safe from cookie monster?
Find out in "Jurassic Cookie" coming soon
to a theater near you.
(bright upbeat music)
- [Announcer] And now it's time for the hippest newest,
best dressed detective show on television, "Miami Mice".
- Hey, cool.
Look, I tell you Jackie.
- (indistinct) shoes are Italian.
- Slick man.
- Thank you.
(door closes)
(typing sounds)
- Are you the Miami mice?
- Can you tell by our style, JP here
- (indistinct) get past.
- One, two, two Miami mouses. Ah, ah.
I am count one. Count.
I have a tough problem.
I must get to the space center right away.
Or the rocket will not be able to take off.
- The space center? No sweat.
We'll get you there.
- It's a tough job.
- Hey, you don't sound tough to me, man.
- Yes, but it's very difficult, very difficult case.
- Chile, Chile (indistinct). Not into it.
Hey, we go wheels up back.
- Wonderful.
- Hey, Hey, wait a minute.
Not that door. That's the closet, man.
(door opens)
- Look at all those clothes.
- Yeah. Cool.
Hey.
- Ah, wonderful.
Ah, yes.
One, two, three (indistinct) jackets.
Oh, with one, two, two better fans.
(people speaking indistinctly)
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Six lively T-shirts.
- Move it out. Move it out.
- [Guest] Oh no.
Wait one, two, three, four, five,
five purple t-shirt.
- Hey he's not badging man.
He's just turning.
- I told you this would be a difficult job.
- Oh, this is heavy stuff here.
- Totally. Oh, this dude is messing with the wardrobe.
- How do we get this joker outta here?
- Oh I got it.
Got to count.
- [Guest] Yes little mousy 38 39,
40 pair of Italian loafers.
But no socks.
Why are there no socks?
- Cool.
Listen, Cal dude.
You know how many Palm trees there on the road outside?
- [Guest] No, how many?
- We don't now.
No one's ever counted.
- Where are these palm trees?
- Right outside. Come on, baby.
Come on. Let's hit it.
- Let's go.
- I've never counted palm trees before.
(car engine sounds)
- Yo count.
(car hooting)
How is it in the back seat there?
- Most wonderful ride I've ever had in my life.
600 Palm trees, 601 Palm trees, 602 palm trees
603 palm trees, 604 palm trees,
605 palm trees, 606 palm trees, 607
- I wonder if he understand
the directions we gave him.
- He's holding up the entire operation.
- Miami Mice freeze.
- What?
- You know this dude?
- Yes. Yes.
It's the count on thank heavens.
You're here. Count.
- Hurry up.
- Quick to the microphone.
We are live.
- Is everything prepared?
- Yes, of course sir.
Let me get him.
- Certainly.
- 10, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Let's go.
(person laughing)
(jet engine sounds)
(people laughing)
(speaking in indistinct ways)
- Congratulations (indistinct)
- Oh no, no don't thank me.
The credit must go to the ones who brought me here.
Thank you, Miami mice.
Hey, where did they go?
They were just here a minute ago.
- Looks like another score for Miami Mice.
- Yeah, a closed call this time.
- Sure it was.
Nearly lost the wardrobe.
- Don't miss the next fashion pack episode
of Miami mice.
- The following preview has been rated ME
for mixed emotions.
Coming soon, Les Mousserables.
It's the story of Sean Bonbon.
A French guy who was very sad
because he had no cookies.
(group singing)
- Until one day things started looking up.
- Really? Hey.
Ooh. (indistinct) That's French
for (indistinct) cookies.
- But not everyone in France was as happy as Sean Bonbon.
- I dreamed a dream of (indistinct).
(woman crying)
A cookie I could give my daughter.
(woman crying)
Not having cookies makes me sad..
Makes my eyes fill up with water.
(woman crying)
- Sean Bonbon knew just how Florentine felt.
- I'm actually me not so sure.
It's hard to tell with all that cry.
- He looked at her face.
He saw what she was doing with her body.
- She crying and she hugging south sheep board.
No, no she not bored.
She well, me cry and hugged myself when need feeling sad.
- Yes.
- Thank you.
Why are you sad, Florentine?
- Because my daughter, (indistinct)
she loves cookies.
But I don't have any to give her.
- Well, just look up.
(Daughter singing)
Yeah. Okay.
That too far up.
- But what about those cookies?
- Oh no, these me cookies are of war, lady.
- Cookie monster was so happy.
He had cookies until he heard his friend (indistinct).
(woman singing)
- Suddenly Sean Bonbon understood
what (indistinct) was feeling.
- She sad. No, not sad.
- No. He looked at what she was doing.
- Oh, good idea.
Oh, well she tried to take me cookies.
She want what me have.
Oh me know that feeling.
What? That feeling?
- Jealous?
- That the one.
It okay. Eat by me.
When you find you own cookies,
then you not feel so jealous anymore.
Bye-bye Wong.
♪ Do you hear the food is crunch? ♪
♪ It's really more than we can bear ♪
♪ That's the sound of Sean Bonbon ♪
♪ It is the guy who would not share ♪
(group singing continues)
- Sean bonbon understood what his friends were feeling.
- Oh yeah. Me no have clue,
but me can figure it out.
Me just look at their face
and see what they do with their body.
They raising fists and stumping feet,
day angry.
- That's right Sean Bonbon.
We're angry because you have all the cookies.
So why don't you share your cookies
with all your friends?
- Maybe if missing song about it, me have a (indistinct).
Oh me I'm, I'm the monster who doesn't care
or me monster who wants to share?
If me have cookie and friends have none.
Then these should share with everyone.
Who me am.
- We know who you are Sean Bonbon.
But we'll you'll share your cookies.
- Yes. And your food.
Me share cookies.
(people cheering)
- I've got marshmallows.
(indistinct) for everybody.
(group singing)
- Don't miss Les Mousserables,
the feel good and not so good movie of the year.
(upbeat music)
- Oh, hello there.
Welcome to Monster Piece deter.
Me Alistair Cookie.
Today, we going to see the thrilling and stirring story
of two friends who raced down that beach,
each helping the other to be the best, he can be.
A story begin.
The race is about to start.
So now let us watch chariots of third.
- Okay (indistinct).
We're going to run to the end of the beach.
- Yeah. I do not think I want to do that.
Hairy old chapter.
- Well of course you do Grover old being
because when we get there,
you're going to get something wonderful.
- Really Harry old chap.
What is that?
- Oh, you'll have to wait until we get there
before you find out Grover old bean.
But anyway, running is good exercise and it's fun.
And it's good for you.
- Well then let us begin.
Hairy old chap.
Get the ready old chap.
Get set old chap.
Go old chap.
(people breathing heavily)
- Save your breath.
(breathing heavily)
Come on buddy.
There we go.
(encouraging music sings)
(breathing heavily)
- We did it.
We made it to the end of the beach
and I could not have done it
without you Harry old chap.
- My pleasure Grover old bean.
- Oh no.
What am I going to get now?
But I made it to the end of the beach.
Harry old chap.
- Grover old bean, you get-
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- To run the other way.
(man falling sounds)
- And so, end of our story of friendship
between an old chap and an old bean.
Thank you for watching.
This all new star cookie for monsterpiece, thank you.
We can't wait.
♪ I'm a fisherman ♪
♪ I can burn down a hut ♪
♪ And I'm fishing ♪
♪ For the heaviest catch ♪
- [Announcer] Somewhere in the wild wavy waters
of the Bering sea.
Captain Keith Heartburn and the crew of his boat,
the Gizzard are fishing for the heaviest catch.
- All right men, let's see if we caught
the heaviest catch, okay?
Bring up the net.
- Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.
- Bring up that net.
Let me see that oh there we go.
Good good you okay now
bring it over here to the Captain,
that's it and drop it.
(man shouting)
Okay, this plump weighs a lot, this is a heavy catch.
(people cheering)
But it's not the heaviest catch.
- Can you throw me back.
I'm supposed to play cards with a cherry stone
over at the clams casino.
- Take a pottery club Charter.
- [Narrator] As the gizzards crew
lowers the net back in the water,
captain Heartburn wonders if he'll ever catch
the heaviest catch.
- I'm wondering will I ever catch the heaviest catch.
Well, one way to find out.
Men bring up net.
- Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.
- Cruz struggles and strains to bring up the net.
Something heavy must be inside,
but have they found the heaviest catch?
- Oh boy this fish weights more than the plump.
This is a heavier catch.
(people celebrating)
But it's not the heaviest catch, nop.
- Don't worry, there's plenty of other fish
in the sea.
- Yeah well thanks for your words of wisdom, fish.
Get out of here
- [Narrator] As the moments, stick away, captain Heartburn,
goes desperate to catch the heaviest catch.
- I'm desperate to catch the heaviest catch.
Bring up the net.
- Bringing up the net. - Bring up the net.
- [Narrator] The gizzards crew uses every muscle
in their bodies to bring up the very heavy net.
Have they caught the heaviest catch?
- Drop it.
(captain shouting)
This is it.
This weight weighs more than anything else we've caught.
This is the heaviest catch.
(people cheering)
- [Narrator] And so having caught the heaviest catch
a happy and satisfied captain Heartburn
head back home.
- Wait, I think this catch is too heavy we're sinking.
- No.
- [Narrator] Or maybe not.
- Oh hey help me throw this heavy squid back.
Help me help me.
(people struggling sounds)
Oh no its bad.
I'm going after the lightest catch.
♪ One day on Sesame street ♪
♪ We wanted something to eat ♪
♪ Something that was healthy and sweet ♪
♪ A yummy juicy treat ♪
♪ We went through Hooper's store ♪
♪ For two peaches maybe more ♪
♪ How many we weren't sure at all ♪
♪ But then the counter said ♪
♪ I know how to get us fed ♪
♪ No need to cause a fuss ♪
♪ We will count each one of us ♪
♪ Oh he was counting ♪
♪ We found we were five guys ♪
♪ One two three four five ♪
♪ It was exciting ♪
♪ The thunder and the lightning ♪
♪ Way up high in the sky ♪
♪ We were wearish we needed oneish ♪
♪ If we grab a peach this is what the counter teach ♪
♪ We were counting finding the involvement ♪
♪ We counted up to five ♪
♪ One two three four five ♪
♪ On the way down Sesame street we started feeling beat ♪
♪ We needed a rest our feet ♪
♪ We wanted to take a seat ♪
♪ We look for a chair or two ♪
♪ How many no one knew ♪
♪ Didn't know just what to do at all ♪
♪ But then the counter spoke ♪
♪ I know what to do no joke ♪
♪ No need to cause a fuss ♪
♪ We will count each one of us ♪
♪ We were counting ♪
♪ Found out we were five guys ♪
♪ One two three four five ♪
♪ Lightning and the thunder ♪
♪ Roaming out across the sky ♪
♪ And they were right there ♪
♪ Each one of us could take a chance ♪
♪ We were counting finding the involvement ♪
♪ We counted up to five ♪
♪ One two three four five ♪
- That's one great number.
(all laughing)
(thunder roaring)
(upbeat music)
- Welcome to "The Voice."
A singing competition like no other.
Because our superstar judges
are only using their superstar ears,
to pick out the next amazing voice.
Find a singing competition
that's entirely about your voice.
No distractions and no cheap gimmicks, right judges?
- Right. - Right.
- Okay, let's get started as our first contestant
makes his way to the stage.
Let's listen for "The Voice."
(crowd claps)
- Wow, listen to that voice.
- It's an incredible voice.
- It's an amazing voice.
- Is that even a voice at all?
(shoes tapping)
(audience applauding)
- We found the voice.
- Okay, I think there's been some confusion.
This contestant was not using his voice.
He was making sound with another part of his body.
- You can make sound
with other parts of your body?
- Yes of course you can make sound
with lots of different parts of your body.
Show them how you made sound, contestant number one.
(shoes tapping)
- What you're saying is that is not a voice?
- No, that is not a voice.
Contestant number one is making tapping sound
with his feet.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Yes a voice is what I'm using to speak right now.
Can everyone hear the difference?
(all respond) Yes.
- Great, then everyone's spin around
and we'll bring in the next contestant.
(man groans)
Okay, let's listen for "The Voice."
(people clapping)
(person whistling)
- Now that's an awesome voice.
- An astonishing voice.
- Jesus listen to that beautiful voice.
- Oh come on that doesn't sound like a voice at all.
What sound is it?
(person whistling)
(audience applauding)
- We found the voice.
- Okay, it seems like we're not getting something here.
Again that wasn't a voice.
- You're right, that was an a voice, that was the voice.
- No, no, it wasn't a voice at all.
It was whistling.
(person whistling)
A voice is what you hear when you sing or you speak.
Like I'm doing right now.
Hear me raising my voice?
- Yes.
- Great, then turn your chairs around,
and we'll bring in the next contestant.
(man groans)
(people clapping)
(funny sounds)
- Now that's a unique voice.
- A startling voice.
- A phenomenal voice.
- You gotta be kidding me.
What sound is that?
(funny sounds)
(audience applauding)
- We found the voice.
- That wasn't a voice!
She just put her hand under her armpit, like this.
Okay, not a voice.
What I'm yelling at you with, that is a voice!
Got it?
- Yes.
- Good, then turn around.
Wait, don't turn around.
Just get out of the chairs
and I'll turn them around for you.
If you want something done right on the show,
you have to do it yourself.
(person shouting)
- What a powerful voice.
- What a strong voice.
- What a loud voice.
- We found the voice.
(upbeat music)
- I need to find another show.
(man shouting)
- Good evening, and welcome to monster peace deter.
Me your host, Alistair Cookie.
Tonight, me present good old fashioned,
a musical called "Guys and Dolls."
It's all about guys and their dolls.
So now guys and dolls.
(bat heating sound)
♪ When you see our really strong guy ♪
♪ Packing balls way up at a sky ♪
♪ There could be a chance ♪
♪ The guy's got a doll ♪
♪ When you meet a really smart girl ♪
♪ With a doll that's her very best pal ♪
♪ It just might be she got a truck ♪
♪ She may say it's around her room ♪
♪ She likes to go voom voom voom voom ♪
♪ When a guy's got himself tucked in ♪
♪ Who does he want talk in with him ♪
♪ Who's keep by him while he dreams all night ♪
♪ It's not his bat ♪
♪ It's not his base ball ♪
♪ It's his pet pal and doll ♪
♪ He likes to hug most of all ♪
♪ 'Cause some guys really liked to ♪
♪ Some guys really like to play with doll ♪
♪ When it's time to say good night ♪
♪ Who's a girl wanna hug real tight ♪
♪ She keeps by her while she closes her eyes ♪
♪ It's not her doll ♪
♪ It's not her teddy ♪
♪ It's her favorite truck yeah ♪
♪ She's tucked in her bed ♪
♪ 'Cause some girls really like to ♪
♪ Some girls really like to play with trucks ♪
♪ Yes we really like to ♪
♪ We really like to play with doll ♪
♪ Sleep tight Dali voom voom ♪
- Now that music me can hum to, right Dolly?
You like it too.
This Alistair Cookie saying good night.
Say good night, Dolly.
Good night Dolly, aha.
- Elmo never ate a kiwi before.
Elmo doesn't know if you will like it.
- Well, there's only one way to find out.
♪ Well there's so many tasty foods it's true ♪
♪ But trying something new ♪
♪ Can be so hard to do ♪
♪ You may not love it at first sight ♪
♪ But to know for sure you've got to take a bite ♪
♪ Try it ♪
♪ Try it you may just find you like it ♪
♪ But if at first you don't ♪
♪ Well then you got to try it ♪
♪ Again and you may like it ♪
♪ And if you find that you don't try try again ♪
- Well maybe Elmo will try a little bite.
- Well?
- Elmo doesn't think she likes it.
- But you only had a nibble, sometimes
you have to try things more than once.
♪ You may like it you may not ♪
♪ But to know for sure ♪
♪ You've got to take another shot ♪
♪ And you may find a food ♪
♪ That you love so much ♪
♪ But if you never try again ♪
♪ You'll never know ♪
♪ Try it try it ♪
♪ You may just find you like it ♪
♪ But if at first you don't ♪
♪ Well then you gotta ♪
♪ Try it try it ♪
♪ Again and you may like it ♪
♪ And if you find that you don't ♪
♪ Try try again ♪
- Okay I'm gonna try again.
Elmo likes it!
- Yeey.
♪ Elmo tried it tried it ♪
♪ And Elmo really liked it ♪
♪ Elmo didn't like it at first ♪
♪ But then he went and tried it tried it ♪
♪ Again and then he liked it ♪
♪ And Elmo promises that ♪
♪ Try try again ♪
- Elmo really loves kiwi, thank you.
- [ Announcer] The following preview has been rated, LTD.
For listen to directions.
Cookie monster is everyone's favorite cookie wizard,
"Furry Potter."
- Comeback here cookie.
- "Furry Potter And The Goblet Of Cookies.'
- Wait they're all Goblet of Cookies?
(banding sound)
(man shouting)
Which way to goblet?
Oh which way to goblet?
- Behold, a Goblet of cookies.
(magical sound)
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Oh, professor Crumblemore, there are no door.
How me get the goblet of cookies?
- If you want the goblet of cookies,
you must listen carefully to the directions.
The first task is to solve these cookies.
- Ooh.
- Now listen carefully, put the red cookies
into the red jar, and the green cookies into the green jar.
- That's easy, yeah yeah, me listened carefully.
And me know that me put the red cookies in the red jar.
And me put the green cookies in the green jar.
(magical sounds)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Perhaps me spoke too soon.
Oh, how me ever gonna get that cookie goblet?
- Furry Potter.
Listen carefully to the directions.
If you want to get out of the web
and reach the goblet of cookies,
you must now sort these cookies.
The green cookies are in the red jar,
and the red cookies they're in the green jar.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me got this, this just like the before.
Red cookie in red jar, green in green jar.
- No!
- Whoa!
- You weren't listening carefully.
(splashing sound)
- Whoa.
What me do wrong professor from Crumblemore?
(professor murmuring)
- Oh yeah me listening but me I have no idea what you said.
- He said, "The green cookies go in the red jar,
"and the red cookies go in the green jar."
- Oh, me listened and me heard it now.
Will changed it opposite.
Red cookies go in green jar,
and green cookies go in red jar.
- Good listening.
(magical sound)
- Whoa ah.
What we have to do now to get those cookies?
- It's the final challenge Furry Potter.
You must search the-
- Yeah yeah the cookies, me figured this much.
(magical sounds)
- Now, listen carefully.
The frogs go in the green jar,
and the dragons go in the red jar.
- Yeah right, red cookies go in green jar, got it.
Wait a minute, me not sure me listened carefully enough.
Me better listen again.
Okay, me listening what direction?
- The frogs go in the green jar,
the dragons go in the red jar.
- Okay me listened carefully, and me hear it.
The rules changed again.
This time, it not about color of cookie.
It's about shape of cookie.
The frog shaped cookies go in the green jar.
(magical sound)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
And the dragons go in the red jar.
Oh boy, oh boy oh boy.
Meet the professor Crumblemore.
- Good listening Furry Potter.
- Thank you, and now me favorite part of cookie magic.
To make these cookies disappear.
- [ Announcer] "Furry Potter And The Goblet Of Cookies."
Listen carefully for it at a theater near you.
- Come on, you guys let's have a beach party.
- Of course, let's do it.
- Yeah.
- Just like fun.
- Fiesta!
(guitar playing)
- We're just waiting for someone else to show up.
- Hi.
- There he is.
♪ My friend a letter I ♪
♪ Starts words like ♪
♪ Itch and ivy ♪
♪ I can't put to pass ♪
♪ On a chance to start words like these ♪
(scratching sound)
- Itchy.
♪ I starts words like ♪
♪ Iguana island insect and it ♪
♪ He is one hardworking letter ♪
♪ But some days he gets back a bit ♪
♪ I he's got a sound of a song ♪
♪ But he want to have some fun ♪
♪ Gonna tell you how ♪
♪ I gives you words like ice cream ♪
♪ So keep it good as a dream come true for you ♪
♪ I has got the sound of a song ♪
♪ Got a song got a song ♪
♪ I he's got the sound of a song ♪
♪ He's got the sound of the sun ♪
♪ So he can rock on ♪
(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] And now let's join the crew
of "Spaceship Surprise."
As they travel through space
in search of new stars and planets.
- Oh captain?
- Yes.
- Why is it we travel from planet to planet
and all that stuff?
- Simple my friend.
We do it because there's one thing we love
more than anything else.
- What's that sir?
- Surprise!
(crashing sound)
- It looks as though we've landed somewhere, sir.
- Whoa, well that's our first surprise.
Let's go out and see what other surprises we can get.
- Yes yes, of course.
Funny looking place captain, I wonder where we are.
- Greetings strangers.
- Oh captain brave captain, that cheese just spoke to us.
- What a surprise.
- Oh yes my friend, and I'm here to welcome
you to the planet CH.
- The planet CH.
- That's right, and we are called the planet CH,
because everything here begins with the sound CH.
Oh I am Chunky Cheese, the chief cheese of planet CH.
- Oh I see, and that is why you have all these
chimneys and cherry trees.
- Correct, yes because chimneys and cherries
start with a sound CH.
- CH, what a surprising place this planet Ch is.
- And you haven't heard anything yet.
Bring on the cheering chairs.
- Cheering chairs, why?
What else do you have on the planet CH?
- A chimpanzee, and a chicken.
- (indistinct) captain, a chimpanzee and a chicken.
- And this is cheetah, and Charo.
- Charming.
- And now that we're all here,
let us do what we always do to welcome guests, to planet Ch.
- What's that?
- Dance the char char.
♪ Char char char ♪
- [Announcer] And so everyone in planet CH,
danced the char, until it was time to say.
- Surprise!
- [Announcer] Join us again soon for another exciting
adventure with "Spaceship Surprise."
- And they lived happily ever after.
- That was a nice story.
- Okay Elmo, time to close your eyes, and get to sleep.
- Mr. Andrea Bocelli, does Elmo have to?
- Elmo, we had a story, a song it's late
and you must be sleepy.
♪ Elmo isn't sleepy ♪
♪ Elmo want some water and another story ♪
♪ Elmo's eyes are open wide awake ♪
♪ And Elmo doesn't feel so snory ♪
♪ Time to say goodnight ♪
♪ Lie down here is you bear ♪
♪ You have had such a wonderful day ♪
♪ Playing counting to twenty ♪
♪ Singing songs ♪
♪ And going to the park with you friends ♪
♪ So now won't you give me a hug ♪
♪ It's time to say goodnight ♪
♪ Elmo doesn't wanna ♪
♪ Elmo isn't tired Elmo wants to stay up ♪
♪ You don't have to worry ♪
♪ Elmo makes a promise ♪
♪ Elmo be okay at ♪
♪ Time to say goodnight ♪
♪ Relax and close your eyes ♪
♪ You need to get plenty of rest ♪
♪ You've got a full day tomorrow playing games ♪
♪ Dancing and saying the alphabet ♪
♪ So now won't you give me a kiss ♪
♪ It's time to say goodnight ♪
(Elmo sighs)
♪ So goodnight ♪
- Mr. Bocelli, please Elmo's trying to sleep.
- Sleep sleep sleep sleep.
- "Grouch BO" presents, the yuckiest show
on television, true mud.
(bright upbeat music)
(footsteps approaching)
(door bangs)
- What can I get for you, sir?
- Got any true mud?
- Did he say true mud?
- Yeah, he must be one of them grouches, grouches love mud.
- Oh, simmer down, he doesn't look like a grouch to me.
Are you a grouch sir?
- And what's it to you?
Just get me some mud, I need mud.
- All right, all right true mud coming up.
Here you go.
- That's not true mud.
- It's not?
- It's a potato.
- Oh, all right.
That's true spud, spud mud, spud mud.
They sound so much the same, they rhyme.
Guess I got confused.
- I need true mud, hurry.
- Someone needs some true cud.
And I'm chewing on some cud right now.
- Ma'am this gentleman wants true mud.
- Is he some kind of grouch?
- I'm not really sure.
- I didn't ask for cud, I asked for mud.
- Don't get your friends in an uproar.
Cud and mud have the same sound, cud mud,
cud mud I'm I right?
- Yes get me some mud, I need mud.
- You call me?
- Who are you?
- Name's Bird.
- Oh no, no, no, sir.
He doesn't want bird, he wants mud, but sounds an awful lot
like mud though, bird mud, bird mud.
- Mud?
You ain't one of them grouches are you?
- Just give me some mud, I need some mud.
- I don't have mud, but I do have this broken watch.
It's a true dud.
- I don't want a spud or a cud or a dud, I want mud.
(thudding sound)
- That was a truth thud.
(liquid splashing)
- I mixed some dirt, water and made alot of mud, sir.
- What do you want with all this mud?
- It's time for my mud bath.
- Mud bath?
He must be a grouch.
(mud splashing)
- Now that's what I call true mud.
- Oh, mind if I take a mud bath too?
- Are you a grouch?
- I just love mud.
- Who doesn't?
(mud splashing)
(instrumental music)
- [Announcer] And now, Sesame Street's dinner theater
is proud to present that famous play about a man
who could not make up his mind.
We bring you, "Omelet Prince Of Dinner."
(audience claps)
As our drama starts, Prince Omelet must choose
which vegetable to have for the family dinner.
Broccoli, or peas.
- The peas or not the peas?
That is the question.
- Choose a vegetable prince Omelet, we're all hungry.
- Sweet broccoli though tiny tasty tree,
with calcium rich and vitamin C and E.
Will eat thee with this fish.
- He chose the broccoli.
- Let's eat.
- But wait.
- He changed his mind.
- Well daddy.
- Behold the candid muscles on this plate,
green peas so small and yet so round and sweet,
with C and folic acid so repeat.
I've changed my mind, fair peas 'tis you will eat.
- Okay, it's the pea-
- And yet.
(all sigh)
- He changed his mind again.
- Oh you do this every night.
- A still small voice I hear,
this whispering broccoli into mine ear.
Peas, broccoli, peas broccoli, I've made my choice.
- Which will it be?
The green peas or the broccoli?
- The hour is very late and by my truth,
I am so hungry will eat them both.
(audience claps)
- The vegetables.
- Yes yes serve the children.
Elizabeth the first, Henry the second and Richard the third.
- Very well.
- And now with fits of broccoli and peas so sweet,
in sooth will need nothing more to eat.
- What am I, chopped liver?
(audience cheers)
- [Announcer] And now it's time once again,
for the shows that really really rocks,
then rock some more, "30 Rocks."
- The rocks are late, I need 30 rocks for the rock sketch
where are they?
- We'll get for a miss Lemon right over here,
anybody by the name a Lemon?
- That would be me.
- Oh, hey I got a delivery for you.
- Yes do you have the 30 rocks?
- These look like marshmallows?
(crushing sound)
Those are some special rocks by the way.
Come all the way from Rockville center.
- Oh, that's very interesting.
- Yeah well I've gotta go rock around the clock,
see you later.
- Thank you.
- Lemon.
- Oh yes Jack.
- Did the 30 rocks show up for the rock sketch?
- Yes Jack.
- Where are they?
- Well, Jack they're right in front of you.
- Oh that, you think I thought those were marshmallows?
- No.
- I'll be in my office.
Wait a minute, how do you know there are 30 rocks here?
- Oh, well that's what I ordered.
- But do you know how many rocks are here?
There could be 50 or a hundred or three.
- Well, we can find out Jack.
- How, we can't ask them, they are rocks.
I know, I'll call the police and accounting.
- Oh wait Jack, we could do it.
- We both don't have to make the same call.
- No, no Jack, we can count the rocks.
- I'm the boss Lemon.
You got the rocks.
- Okay, Jack.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,
23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
30 rocks.
- Good job Lemon.
I'll be in my office.
Oh, by the way, did the 2000 ping pong balls come yet?
- Not yet Jack.
- Well let me know when they get here.
(balls bouncing)
- They're here Jack.
- Yes, but how do we know there are 2000?
- You can count 'em.
- Me know what the weather is today, yeah.
- Wet.
- No, no, no, it yummy weather.
It delicious weather, yeah.
♪ Use your imagination ♪
- Okay.
♪ Its so easy to do ♪
♪ Soon you'll be eating cookies ♪
♪ You can do it too yeah ♪
♪ It won't be rain and water ♪
♪ From rain clouds way up high ♪
- It won't?
♪ Pretend those clouds are cookie clouds ♪
♪ With cookies falling from the sky ♪
♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪
♪ It raining cookies ♪
♪ Me gonna stay out ♪
♪ Me gonna stay outside ♪
♪ And keep me mouth open wide ♪
♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪
♪ It raining cookies ♪
♪ Every kind of cookie ♪
♪ Ginger lemon chocolate chip ♪
♪ Oatmeal raisin mash mellow with haa ♪
- I want to imagine it's raining cookies too.
♪ It raining cookies kawabanga ♪
♪ It raining cookies ♪
♪ Every kind of cookie ♪
♪ Ginger lemon chocolate chip ♪
♪ Oatmeal raisin mashmellow with haa ♪
♪ It raining cookie kawabanga ♪
♪ It raining cookies haa ♪
- Bye bye. - Bye bye cookie.
- [Announcer] The following has been rated LTD.
For listen to directions.
(cinematic tune)
- Cookie monster is, Double Stuffed Seven.
The spy who loved cookies.
This case was a royal pain in the cookies.
- The crown cookies, someone has stolen the crown cookies.
- Guilty.
(laughs)
♪ Lady Finger ♪
♪ She's the one with the cookie crown ♪
♪ She'll destroy the crown ♪
- Thanks to my cookie dunker of doom (laughs).
- [Announcer] Only the best secret agent
could stop lady Finger's evil plan.
Unfortunately he wasn't available.
So, they called-
(banging sound)
- Oh, let me watch, hello.
- Double Stuffed Seven,
if you want to get into lady Finger's layer,
use the control panel.
- All right control panel, yeah got it.
What me do now?
- Listen carefully, push the green button-
- Green button got it.
(chicken clucking)
Yeah that no work.
Me just get hit, by falling chicken.
- Wait, and pay attention to the directions.
Push the green button, after you push the blue button.
- Oh after, oh, why you not say that before lady?
Okay me got it, me better talk myself through this.
Green button after blue button, okay
so that mean that blue button come first.
Then green button.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
(loud bang)
Oh, oh no, another gate.
Got no buttons, okay what me do?
- Listen carefully, flip the green switch-
- Green switch got it.
(chicken clucking)
Okay, what with the chickens?
- Because you didn't listen,
flip the green switch, after you flip the blue switch.
- Oh learn that word again.
After green, after blue okay.
Me remember what that mean.
It mean blue switch first, then green switch.
Oh boy oh boy.
Oh, oh, oh no.
There are no buttons or switches.
What me do lady?
- Listen carefully. - Carefully.
You should have guessed.
- Pull the green lever (scratching video sound)
- Bossy English lady where'd you go?
Oh, well let me just pull the green-
Wait a minute, me remembering something,
when me do green first, me always get hit by chickens.
Yeah, what lady say?
Green after blue so that mean blue lever,
then green lever.
- Double Stuffed Seven, but how?
- Me listen, me remember and me leap.
♪ Let the cookies fall ♪
♪ Let them fall ♪
- Thank you Double Stuffed Seven.
The crown cookies will now be safe forever.
- Wait a minute, what that crown made of, kawabanga!
- [Announcer] "The Spy Who Loved Cookies."
Coming this barber day to a theater near you.
- [Announcer] Coming up next.
The hit alphabet show of the season, "A's Anatomy."
- Observe fully medical students.
I doctor Grover, alphabet specialist
will teach you everything there is to know
about alphabet medicine.
(siren wails)
- What's that sound?
- It's an ambulance doctor Grover.
- Of course.
- Alphabet emergency, alphabet emergency!
- Is this the alphabet Memorial hospital?
- Yes and I am doctor Grover the alphabet specialist.
You may put me down now.
What seems to be the problem?
It's the letter a.
- But this does not look like the letter a.
- I had an accident, accident begins with the letter a,
a, a, accident.
- Yes I know, I am an alphabet specialist.
What's happened to you letter a?
- An amateur acrobat was eating an apple
while doing an arobask and she accidentally landed on me.
- How awful.
- How abominable.
- Can you make me all better doctor Grover?
- Absolutely, I am an alphabet specialist.
Do not worry, I doctor Grover
will put you back together again.
Observe and learn, lowly medical students.
First we'll check the abdomen,
the adenoids and the alveolus.
Everything looks okay to me.
Ah ha here is the problem, anvil.
- Anvil.
- A piece of tape.
(indistinct)
- Already joke.
(munching sound)
- Appetizing.
Here we are the leather a goods as new.
- But I don't feel at all like myself.
- That's not the letter a doctor Grover.
- Of course it is not.
I just wanted to see if you've been paying attention.
- Attention starts with the letter a, attention.
- Yes I know, I am an alphabet specialist.
- Alphabet starts with the letter a.
- Yes I know alphabet,
has anyone ever told you, you were annoying?
- Annoying starts with a letter a, annoying.
- Now watch while I assemble the letter a.
- Assemble starts with a-
- Antiseptic.
- Antiseptic. - Antiseptic.
- Open horn.
- And that's the letter a.
- I'm still feeling a little out of alignment.
You know I'm very fussy about my appearance.
- That still doesn't look like letter a doctor Grover.
- Something does seem to be a miss,
bringing the letter a skeleton.
- Ah, the letter a skeleton.
- Is this it doctor?
- Yes, thank you.
Now let us study the A's anatomy,
to me to see how it is put together.
As you can see lowly students,
the A has a line going this way at an angle,
and another line over here, going at an angle.
- Yes.
- And they get the line in the middle.
- Like this doctor Grover?
- Yes that is right, yep.
The surgery was a success after all.
- I'm all better, I feel like my old self again.
Now I can go start words like actor
and astronaut, and agglutination, well adios.
- Goodbye.
One day you two will become alphabet
specialists like myself.
No need to take me, I am first and foremost, a teacher.
Anyone know what agglutination means?
(guitar plays)
- Elmo.
♪ Tell me what your weight in your legs ♪
♪ You're looking far and wide ♪
♪ 'Cause you wanna go outside, ♪
♪ But you don't know how to get yourself there ♪
♪ Listen let me show you how ♪
♪ Pretty soon you'll be getting to play ♪
♪ You're with you friends once more ♪
♪ And we show you to the door ♪
♪ All you gotta do is hop this way ♪
♪ You gotta hop this way ♪
♪ Hop this way ♪
♪ Just give me a hop this way hop this way ♪
♪ You don't stop ♪
♪ Hop this way hop this way ♪
♪ Just give me a hop this way hop this way ♪
♪ You don't stop hop this way ♪
♪ Hop this way ♪
♪ Hop this way hop this way ♪
♪ Just give me a hop whoa ♪
(ochestral music)
(loud munching sound)
- Ah good texture.
(loud munching sound)
Good evening, me Alistair Cookie.
Tonight, on "Monsterpiece Theatre,"
exciting tale of international intrigue,
and suspense doctor No.
Starring famous spy and extremely cool guy, James Bond.
Here now, doctor No.
- Excuse me doctor No, but your next patient is here.
It's a Mr. Bond, James Bond.
- Show him in.
- Right this way.
- Good morning Mr. Bond, what can I do for you?
- Doctor. No, I need your help.
- Here.
- Ah, doctor No, I need your help.
- Do you see this word?
- I can't read it.
My regular doctor couldn't help me.
He said I should consult a specialist.
- Oh, you have come to the right man Mr.Bond.
With your permission I'd like to conduct some test.
- Of course doctor anything you'd say.
- All right, now then, read this.
- Toenail.
- Cover your left eye and read this.
- Pepperoni.
- Cover your right eye and read this.
- Fuzzy wazzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wazzy had no hair.
- I'm afraid your condition is more serious than I thought.
- I fit as much doctor No.
Can you possibly help me?
- Yes, take off those ridiculous dark glasses.
I'm surprised you can see anything
with those rudy things on.
Now then, read this.
- No.
- This.
- No.
- This.
- No, no, no,
I'm cure you cure me how can I ever thank you doctor No?
- Give me $1000.
- No, no, no, no, no no.
- And so end tonight's thrilling
and suspense full story, doctor No.
Tune in next time for another exciting James Bond adventure,
the spy who loved me and left me plate of cookies.
Until next time, Alistair Cookie saying, good night.
(loud munching)
Me love cookie.
Hello, today on American monster classics.
The classic that monsters have loved
since the classic times, "A Streetcar Named Monster."
- Oh dear, I forgot my key.
I must've left it at the bowling alley.
Not to worry, Stella will let me in.
I will yell for her.
Maybe not such a good idea 'tis the crack of dawn
and I do not want to wake up the whole neighborhood.
I know, I will yell softly, Stella.
Oh, well maybe I have to yell a little bit louder.
Stella, hmm, maybe I have to yell even louder, Stella!
I think even louder, Stella!
I have to yell as loud as I can be loudest, Stella!
Mr. Strasburg, Stella Stella!
- What do you want?
It's the crack of dawn.
- Wait a minute you are not Stella.
I do not know you, you are a stranger.
- You're on the wrong street.
Stella is around the corner.
- Oh well, thank you.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
- Oh brother.
- I guess I will just wait for a street car.
Street car where are you?
Street car, street car!
- Ridiculous, tune in next time,
for another American monster classic.
(loud munching)
(soft piano music)
♪ Wash you hands before you eat ♪
♪ Brush your teeth after every meal ♪
♪ See you doctor and your dentist ♪
♪ We all need checkups ♪
♪ No matter how good we feel ♪
♪ Oh how lovely life will be ♪
♪ If we keep the 10 commandments of health ♪
♪ Commandments of health ♪
♪ Cover your nose whenever sneezing ♪
♪ Cover your mouth when you're coughing too ♪
♪ Dress warmly in cold weather ♪
♪ And you won't have much coughing or sneezing to do ♪
♪ Oh how lovely life will be ♪
♪ If we keep the 10 commandments of health ♪
♪ Commandments of health ♪
♪ Health oh sweet health ♪
♪ Its more than fame or wealth to me ♪
♪ One thing I say a lot ♪
♪ Take care of the life you got ♪
♪ Its such a precious commodity ♪
♪ Exercise to keep in shape ♪
♪ Bath or shower when each day is through ♪
♪ Eat lots of fruits and vegetables ♪
♪ Give your body all the sleep that is due ♪
♪ Oh how grand we gonna feel ♪
♪ As we keep the ten commandments of health ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
- The ten commandments of health.
♪ Wo wo wo ♪
- "Squeal Of Fortune."
(audience claps)
- Hi, hello everyone.
I'm Pat Playjacks.
Happy to welcome you to "Squeal Of Fortune."
(audience claps)
Yes we have a great show lined up for you today
so let's get right to today's contestants
first from Transylvania, we have Count Von Count.
- Hello, Pat.
- Hi Count, and what do you do for a living Count?
- I count.
- An accountant, and do you have any hobbies?
- I count.
- Oh yes, okay.
Well, let's move right on to our second contestant
here from Sesame street is Ms. Prairie Don.
- Hi. (audience cheers and claps)
- Nice to have you with us Prairie.
And what do you do with your days?
- Well, I go to school, and I play the piano
and soccer, and that can I say something?
It is so nice to be on a normal sensible show like yours.
(audience cheers and claps)
- Oh, isn't she sweet?
- Thank you.
- Yes, well, thanks Prairie.
And so tell me since you're the first contestant,
how many pig squeals do you think there'll be?
- What do you mean pig squeals?
What are you talking about Pat?
Let's tell her audience.
This is the "Squeal Of Fortune."
- "Squeal Of Fortune?"
Wait just a minute Pat,
what do you mean 'Squeal of Fortune?"
- What is your guess Prairie.
- This is a mistake I mean,
I've never heard of "Squeal of Fortune."
- All, all we need is for you to guess a number.
- Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Well, I'll do it I don't know, 10, number 10.
- Yes, the number 10.
All right, Prairie.
Let's give the pig a spin and see how many squeals
we hear from the "Squeal of Fortune."
- (squeal) One, (squeal) two, (squeal) three,
(squeal) four, (squeal) five.
(buzzing sound)
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry Prairie you guessed 10
and there were only five pig squeals in today's pit
a "Squeal Of Fortune.
- I guess I didn't win.
- So we'll just move right on to Count Von Count over here.
Are you ready to play our game Count?
- Oh yes certainly, sure thing Pat.
- Well, what is your guests?
How many squeals?
- Ah, one squeal Pat, no, two, three, four squeals five.
- We can only take one guest one guess.
- One guess, two guesses, three! .
- Three, is three your guess?
All right, that's your guess, three squeals.
So give the pig a spin.
- (squeal) One, (squeal) two, (squeal) three.
(audience applauds)
- Did I say three?
I said three.
- Three squeals, Count Von Count you've won.
- He won.
- Yes. - Oh no.
- And now it's time to make your choice from the studio
full of fabulous prizes, and here to show
them to us is our hostess Velma Blank.
- A 50 gallon barrel of gray, green,
industrial strength, finger paint.
A beautiful set of handcrafted, grapefruit goggles.
perfect for protection from that morning squirt.
And a larger than life sized portrait of America's
second favorite game show host Patplay Jack
(audience claps)
- I can take any price in the studio?.
- Yes Count, so what is your selection?
- I choose.
- Yes.
- The pig, I want to take home a perfect squeal.
- Oh no.
- On squeal, two squeal, three, fours squeal
- Is this Earl the Fortune?
- Oh no Earl Fortune is next door.
And so, tune in tomorrow for another episode
of "Squeal of Fortune.".
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated
SR, for school readiness.
He was a karate teacher looking for a student.
- Want to learn biscotti karate?
- No thanks, I take flyquondo.
- [Announcer] He was a karate student,
who wasn't ready for karate school.
- Watch me do cookie cream kick.
(water splashes)
- [Announcer] Can cookie monster become
a successful karate student?
- Me not know, can be.
- [Announcer] Find out in "The Biscotti Kid."
- Cookie son, if you listen closely
I will teach you the ancient art of biscotti karate.
And soon you will learn.
Black and white cookie belt.
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Me want that belt so bad, what me have to do?
- In order to learn biscotti karate,
you must listen with your whole body, eyes watch,
ears listen, voice quiet, body calm.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, me good listener, Mr. Me cookie.
Now show me how to do biscotti karate.
- Biscotti Karate is this, snack on, snack off.
- Oh boy, look at the black and white cookie belt.
Oh, me want it so bad.
- Okay cookies, show me biscotti karate.
- Me turn me turn, okay me can do this, snacks in.
Who this guy?
- This is my other student, the karate Squid.
Tell me karate Squid, was cookie son listening
with whole body?
- No sensei.
- Oh, oh, oh
Oh, what me do wrong?
Why me not get biscotti karate?
- Because you weren't listening with whole body.
Remember, eyes watch, ears listen,
voice quiet body calm.
- Okay, show me biscotti karate.
- This is biscotti karate.
Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.
- Oh boy oh boy, me no can help looking at cookie belt.
Oh, but at least me can listen with ears,
while me look at belt.
- Okay son, your turn, show me biscotti karate.
- Oh boy oh boy, me listen this time.
Okay, here me go.
Snacks on, snacks of, kawabanga!
(loud bang)
- Karate Squid, was cookie son listening
with his whole body?
- No sensei.
(liquid splashes)
- But me was listening.
- You were listening with just your ears cookie son.
You need to listen with whole body.
Remember, eyes watch, ears listen,
voice quiet, body calm.
- Eyes, ears, voice, body.
Me think me got it.
- I hope so.
I shall show you biscotti karate one last time.
Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.
- Eyes Watch, ears listen, voice quiet, body calm.
- Okay Cookie son.
It's your turn, show me biscotti karate.
- Snacks on, oh oh, where me put it again?
Wait, me listened with whole body,
and me remember it go like this.
Snacks on, snacks off, snacks on, snacks off.
- Karate squid, was cookie son listening
with his whole body?
- Yes sensei.
- Because he has listened,
Cookie son has earned this black and white cookie belt.
- Oh boy.
♪ Me is a monster ♪
♪ Real loves cookies ♪
♪ Me love cookies that crunch cookies that melt ♪
♪ Sweetie karate listen with all ♪
♪ Me did it all for this cookie belt ♪
- From now until the end of time,
or until someone else plays you in the sequel
or the remake, you shall be known as the biscotti kid.
- Kawabanga!
(loud munching)
- [Announcer] "The Biscotti Kid."
Look endless and forward in a theater near you.
(soft violin tune)
- Cousin, might I have some tea?
Thank you.
Oh why is the tea not going in my cup?
- Perhaps, because you are upside down.
- Well of course we are upside down.
This is Upside Downtown Abbey.
Everything is upside down here.
- But, of course ma'am.
- Forget the tea, my diets did have some crumpets.
- As you wish ma'am.
Your crumpets ma'am.
- Oh, did the crumpets just fall to the ceiling?
- Yes ma'am.
- Well why have the crumpets fallen to the ceiling?
- Again, ma'am, it most likely is because
we are upside down.
- This is a bit of a problem.
- Perhaps if we were right side up,
the problem would be solved.
- Don't be ridiculous.
We very well can't be right side up
in Upside Downtown Abbey.
It is simply not done.
- But of course ma'am.
- Now, if you would be so kind,
please fetch me a steak and kidney pie.
- I live to serve ma'am.
Your steak and kidney pie ma'am.
- Has the stake in kidney pie fallen to the ceiling as well?
- Yes ma'am.
- Oh, how will I ever get something to eat
in Upside Downtown Abbey?
- Not to sound important ma'am,
but perhaps you can change the name
from Upside Downtown Abbey, to Rightside Downtown Abbey.
- Oh, well then we could be right side up,
and have our steak and kidney pie.
- That is the idea, ma'am.
- Then I decree it.
From here on in, from now to the end of days,
Upside Downtown Abbey,
she'll be known as Rightside Uptown Abbey.
Now, could we please go right side up.
- As you wish ma'am.
Right side up ma'am.
- Thank you, but where's the steak and kidney pie?
- On your head, ma'am.
- Splendid.
- Okay.
- State your name then beat it.
- I'm Billy Joe.
- Billy Joe What?
Cat got your last name there.
- Just Billy Joe.
And this is Molly Matlin.
- Hi.
- Yeah hi.
- We're grouch groupies.
- We love grouch.
- You love grouches?
Oh yuck.
- And whenever I throw away a used piano,
I give it to a grouch.
And this time you're it.
- Oh yeah?
Oh a used piano, man.
- Molly helped me push this here.
- Well, why are you pushing?
Why don't you just both shove of?
But leave my piano.
- Not yet.
Because with the piano comes a song, a love song.
- A love song, oh.
- You hear the song, and then you get the piano.
- I knew there had to be strings attached.
- This one's for you Oscar.
- Right from the heart.
- Right from the heart, oh my I hate this.
♪ Don't go changing just to please me ♪
♪ 'Cause being friendly is not your style ♪
♪ Don't wanna hear you saying thank you ♪
- I won't.
♪ I would hate to see you smile ♪
- Never smile.
♪ Just me grouchy ♪
♪ Really grouchy ♪
♪ You've done it pretty well so far ♪
- Oh compliments, this is getting pretty sticky.
♪ God took the bad time ♪
♪ I'll take the worst time ♪
♪ I'll take you just the way you are ♪
- Way I am ha, I'll change that.
♪ Don't go try in some new fashion ♪
- How's this?
♪ I wouldn't like you ♪
♪ Skip that can you stash your trash in ♪
♪ Don't even try to comb your hair ♪
♪ Don't try friendly a conversation ♪
- It wasn't friendly.
♪ Don't change the oil in your car ♪
♪ We just want someone we can't talk to ♪
♪ We want you just the way you are ♪
- But you can't have me.
♪ I want to know that you will always be ♪
♪ The same old Oscar that I knew ♪
- Is this him?
♪ Oh please just keep on talking mean to me ♪
♪ Makes me happy when you do ♪
♪ I said I love you ♪
♪ And that's forever ♪
♪ And this I promise from the heart ♪
♪ We couldn't love you any better ♪
♪ No matter the way you are ♪
- Hey, never hugging back, you're kissing me.
Never do that to a grouch!
You really know how to hurt a grouch.
- Enjoy your piano.
- Have fun.
- You don't have to give me the piano, I don't want it.
I heard this piano, it's tuned.
Grouches hate love songs,
except this one kind of really made me angry (sighs).
- Good evening, me still Alistair Cookie
and still "Monsterpiece Theatre."
Tonight, me proud to present 12 angry men,
emotional story of 12 men who feel very angry.
Here now, 12 angry men.
(loud moaning)
- It's just so sad.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Oh me very sorry, that not 12 angry men.
No, no that me believe was, three sad cows.
Story of three cows, who feel very sad.
Real but you're a joker.
Here now 12 angry men.
- We are proud of our pigs sty.
- We are proud about mud.
- We are proud of our oinks.
- No, no, no, no me sorry again.
That not 12 angry men that two proud pigs.
Story of two pigs who feel very proud
and who can blame them huh?
Well look like we have no other time so,
no time left for 12 angry men.
So this Alistair Cookie-
- No time for us huh.
- Sure make me really angry.
- That showbiz.
- Show biz?
Let me tell you pal, you got 12 angry men here.
(people arguing)
- Yeah well, there you had it, 12 angry men.
This Alistair Cookie saying bye, "Monsterpiece Theater."
- You're gonna be hearing from my agent.
- [Announcer] We take you now to Kermit the frog
with another fast breaking new story.
- City revenuers know about all this stuff and oh.
Hi all Kermit the frog here, and sci-fi fans.
I'm speaking to you from, the laboratory
of a professor Nucleus Vaughn Fishing.
And I'm here to report one of these scientific marvels
of the 20th century.
Because as you probably know,
professor Vaughn Fishing is the inventor of the fabulous
$6 man, who lays right here on the table matter of fact.
Is that right professor Vaughn Fishing?
- Yes that's right.
- And this whole thing only came to $6.
- Yes including tax.
- Well, that's just incredible.
The head that looks like the head is made
from a secondhand bowling ball.
- Yes that's right, cost me $1.38 at the rummage sale.
- And the hair up there is what, a scouring pad?
- Yes that's a scouring pad 59 cents a package.
- Great what's that nose?
- Oh, that's a cork.
Cork was 25 cents a real bargain.
- That's very genius.
And then going down here the body
looks like it's an old olive oil can.
- Yes, that was $1.59 but you gotta remember
there was a lot of olive oil came with it.
I used that to lubricate the joints.
- Oh wonderful.
The shoulder joint matter of fact is that's a hinge, huh?
- Yes those are some hinges I picked up for 10 cents each.
- How about the arm, what'd you make that arm out of?
- Arms and the legs are drain pipes
and those were 50 cents a yard.
- That's that's that's great.
There seems to be a spoon here where the hand is.
- Spoons for hands they 35 cents a piece, yeah.
- Wonderful, and for feet you've got spatulas.
- Yes those were two for 79, that's a real bargain.
I got those at that are going out of business
pancake place over in Passaic.
- And it all, all of that comes to just $6?
- Yup, that's right oh,
would you like to see me activate him?
- Oh, we certainly would, that'd be terrific professor.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a television first
as we see the first demonstration of the $6 man.
- Oh, oh oh try again.
You gotta remember that the steam drive, you know,
takes a little while to start him up, once more.
Yap yap there he goes, there he goes.
(crashing sound)
Oh marvelous, woops (laughs).
Did you see that?
(bomb explodes)
(professor laughs)
Look what happened (laughs).
- Professor Vaughn Fishing, well you're a $6 man
couldn't do anything.
All he did was destroy your entire laboratory.
- Well, what do you expect for $6?
- [Announcer] And now Sesame Street film theater
is proud to present the musical tale of a boy
who thinks he doesn't like a food
until he gets to know that food.
We bring you, "Veg Side Story."
(audience claps)
- Tony eat your veggies.
- I don't wanna mom.
(audience laughs)
- But Tony, vegetables are good for you.
- Come on I don't even know what this stuff is.
- It's zucchini Tony.
- Zucchini, yuck!
- But Tony, you didn't even try the zucchini.
- Tony Tony just take one little bite of zucchini.
- All right, all right I'll take one little
bite of zucchini.
(soft piano plays)
♪ Zucchini ♪
♪ The most beautiful food I ever ate ♪
♪ Zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini ♪
♪ The most beautiful food in the world ♪
♪ And it sure taste great ♪
♪ Zucchini zucchini zucchini zucchini ♪
♪ Zucchini I just tried a veg name zucchini ♪
♪ It was green and it did grow ♪
♪ It sprouted from below the ground ♪
♪ Zucchini I just ate a veg named zucchini ♪
♪ I had it with my lunch ♪
♪ It made a lovely crunchy sound ♪
♪ Zucchini try it once ♪
♪ The taste is beguiling ♪
♪ Try it twice ♪
♪ And your mouth will be smiling ♪
♪ Zucchini I'll never stop eating zucchini ♪
♪ The most beautiful food I have ever ate ♪
♪ Zucchini ♪
(audience claps)
- Well, what do you think Tony?
- It was cool mom, real cool.
♪ Yum ♪
(audience claps)
(motorbike engine roars)
♪ Driving through this road on a bike ♪
♪ Words ain't the same ♪
♪ They sound alike ♪
♪ The crow flies low a perfect rhyme ♪
♪ That's how we know it's rhyming time ♪
- How do you like my love poem so far, Ms. Barrett.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and I love.
- Yes my dear Mr. Browning.
- I love.
- Yes my darling.
- I need a word that ends in the same sound as blue.
I need a rhyme.
Oh, well, never think of it, never never.
- Really.
- Being a poet is such hard work.
- Well, how about-
(men shouting)
- You got a problem rhyming?
- This could be good timing.
- Red pellets, leave us alone.
- We're the sons of poetry, we rhyme all the time.
- What?
It's not a crime.
- Just a hobby, right Bobby?
- No Big Kig.
- You need a rhyming word?
- That's what we heard.
- Yes, I need a word that rhymes with blue.
- Sons of poetry!
Got it, the rhyme is, shoe.
- Shoe?
- Shoe, rhymes with blue, they end the same.
- Yeah as the day.
- Yes they do but-
- Shoe blue shoe blue
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet
and I love my shoe.
(men screaming)
- Wait wait wait, that would never never work.
- Of course not.
- What?
I don't believe it, take it or leave it.
(motorbike engine roaring)
- Hey, relax jacks.
- Whatever you say, clay.
- No, no, no, no, it's a good rhyme, it is.
It's just that I don't love my shoe.
- Yes, you see he loves-
- Okay, we'll give you one more word that rhymes, just one.
- Then we're done.
- Sons of poetry!
Got it, the rhyme is moo
- Moo?
- Moo rhymes with blue.
- Yes but you see the-
- Let's see roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and I love moo.
(men scream)
(cow moos)
No, no, no, no, sorry no,
there's been some misunderstanding I don't love moo.
- All right.
Stop you're frowning Browning.
We'll give you one more word that rhyme, but that's it.
Then we split.
Sons of poetry!
Got it, stu.
- Stu?
- Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and I love stu, yes.
- What?
(men screaming)
- Stu rhymes with blue and I do love stu, I do I do.
- Yeah but what about me?
You love me.
- Oh sorry darling me doesn't rhyme with blue.
You're a poet you should know that.
- Any room on the back of that bike?
- Hop on.
- I'm gone.
- Wait wait darling come back.
I love you.
No no no no no not moo, you.
Moo and you end in the same sound.
They rhyme shoo shoo.
(crow cawing) Hello, anyone.
♪ Its rhyming time ♪
- Okay, twice around the park my good man and step on it.
I don't wanna be late.
Oh no look, it's gonna rain.
- Hello Oscar and Bruno, it looks like rain, huh?
- Well, who asked you?
And it does look like it's gonna rain.
- I thought you liked rain Oscar.
- Nah, nah, I like it if I'm gonna have a picnic yeah.
But most of the time it's a pain in the neck.
While it all the Debra does is rain water.
- Well, I mean, we need water Oscar,
we need water to water the trees
and the grass and the earth.
And it cleans things off.
- Well, who asked you?
Well, I don't care.
I wish would just rain something to a grouch
would like, like if it would only rain trash.
- Wishful thinking, oh boy, I think I felt a drop.
I better get inside before it comes down, see you.
- Wow, that was a pretty good idea mine there Bruno.
Why, just imagine what if instead of raining rain,
It rained trash.
(magical tune)
♪ When it rains grouch rain it rains ♪
♪ Trash outta heaven ♪
♪ Every yucky cloud contains trash out of heaven ♪
♪ Can't beat that paper falling ♪
♪ Upon the ground ♪
♪ And all those 10 cans pouring ♪
♪ I love the sound ♪
♪ Top it off with bunches will tear down flowers ♪
♪ If I want the things I love ♪
♪ I need grouchy hours ♪
♪ I love to hear it thunder ♪
♪ Oh so wonderfully ♪
♪ 'Cause there's trash outta heaven for you and me ♪
♪ Tata na tata yeleyele di ♪
- Good evening, Alistair Cookie.
Welcome to "Monsterpiece Theatre."
Tonight, me bring you classic musical called,
"The King And I."
It's about the king, and the letter I.
That where they get the title from, very good title.
And now sit back and enjoy, "The King And I."
- Oh, you lower case letter I.
You are so cute with your little dot,
and you start words that are tough like,
in-grown, ink, ice cream
and so on ecetera, ecetera, ecetera.
And because of this, your lovable cute king,
wishes to dance with you.
(musical tune)
- And so end "The King And I."
Short but so what?
Is Alistair Cookie saying, bye bye.
The "Monsterpiece Theater."
(footsteps approaching)
- [Announcer] And now its time once again,
for that famous detective and solver
of nursing rhyme crimes, Colambo.
Today's episode, "The Great Plum Plunder."
- It was a quiet night at detective world.
I was hungry for a case and come to think of it.
I was also hungry for a snack.
Then indeed, I decided to have a piece
of Christmas pie in the Mississippi.
When I looked at the pie, I discovered that one was missing.
Just then, I noticed someone sitting in the corner.
It was a janitor, Little Jack Horner.
Hey Jack, how you doing?
- I'm fine, just fine.
Yeah what made you think I wouldn't be fine?
I didn't do anything you know.
- I didn't say it did anything Jack.
But I would like to ask you a question.
You know, a question is a good way
of finding something out.
- I know that, go ahead and ask me.
I ain't got nothing to hide.
- All right, what were you doing in the corner?
- Just sitting, yeah, sitting in the corner.
- Oh, Little Jack Horner was sitting in the corner.
- Yeah, that's right, I was just sitting in the corner.
No walk it's sitting in the corner right here.
- No Jack I don't think there is.
Thank you very much for your time.
- Any time, Lambo.
- Oh, one more question.
What were you doing while you were sitting in the corner?
- I was eating, yeah, eating.
- So little Jack Horner,
was sitting in the corner eating?
- Yeah that's right.
Nothing wrong with that is there?
- No no everybody's gotta eat Jack, thanks again.
Oh, one more question.
- Another question?
- Hey, like I said, questions are a good way
to find things out.
Now, you're ready for this question?
- Yeah yeah, go ahead and ask already.
- You got thumbs?
- Of course I got thumbs, look.
(dramatic tune)
- Aha, I think I solved the mystery.
Little Jack Horner was sitting in the corner,
eating my Christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb, pulled out my plum
and said what a bad boy am I?
Is that the story Jack?
Is that what happened?
- Yeah I guess you're too smart for me Colambo.
- You know what this means don't your kid?
- Yeah, it means you're sending me up the river.
I'm going through the big house,
I'm gonna do 20 years.
- You're gonna explain to my wife what happened to her pie.
- Oh no, I thought he'd go easy on a first time offender.
- Oh and one more thing, clean up those tracks.
- [Announcer] And so another exciting nursery rhyme
crime is solved with the help of Colambo.
♪ I was making cookies on Halloween day ♪
♪ When a trick or treating monster came my way ♪
♪ There was a google in his eye ♪
♪ When he led out with a cry ♪
♪ Feed me cookies please ♪
♪ He ate the nosh ♪
♪ He ate the cookie monster nosh ♪
♪ Sprinkle and chocolate crust ♪
♪ Cookies decorated with nosh ♪
♪ He did peace. ♪
♪ Me ate the nosh ♪
♪ He ate the cookie monster nash ♪
♪ The cookie nash ♪
♪ Even had the cookie made of scorns ♪
♪ The pumpkin cookie with a mustache ♪
♪ Me ate the cookie monster nosh ♪
♪ He realized that others may want some ♪
♪ So he shared with Elmo and the fuzzy blue ♪
♪ Zoe and the number five ♪
♪ We ate the nash ♪
♪ We ate the cookie monster nash ♪
♪ The cookie nash ♪
♪ We ate the nash cookies dissapeared in a flash ♪
♪ We did the nash ♪
♪ We did the cookie monster nash ♪
♪ Now everyone's full ♪
♪ Find a friend and give a treat or two ♪
♪ This cookie just for you ♪
♪ And you can nash ♪
♪ And you can cookie monster nash ♪
♪ And you can nash ♪
♪ The cookie monster nash ♪
♪ Then you can nash ♪
♪ Then you can cookie monster nash ♪
♪ Then you can nash ♪
♪ Na na na na nash ♪
- He loves those cookies.
(trumpet plays)
- Okay okay let's listen up here.
Pay attention sheep agents.
Now this is the wolf we're looking for.
We know him simply as the Big Bad Wolf.
(sheep bleating)
Unfortunately he is still, on the land.
There's only one sheep who can help
us find him, Nicholas Barodi.
(sheep bleating)
- Hey, where's Barodi?
He's got to help us find the Big Bad wolf.
- Calm down Carrie, he'll be here in two shakes
of a Lamb's tail.
(bleating sound)
See, what I tell you?
- That's Barodi?
(bleating sound)
- There's something strange about Barodi.
- Strange?
What's strange?
- Something's not right Saul, I know it, I can feel it.
- Carrie wait, such a warrior that one.
- Barodi is not the sheep you think he is.
- You're talking about a hero.
- Well, I think we need to put eyes and ears on him.
Oh my, what big eyes you have Barodi.
- Better to see wolf with.
- Well, let's compare.
Okay, a sheep's eyes are smaller
than his, his big beautiful eyes.
Okay focus, focus Carrie focus.
What big ears you have Barodi.
Sheep's don't have big ears do they?
Let's compare, the sheep's ears are smaller
than his, his big luxurious ears.
- Better to hear wolf with Carrie.
- And what the teeth you have Barodi.
- Better to scare wolves with.
- Well, I've never seen sheep with such fabulous fangs.
- You must floss regularly.
- Just what are you trying to say Carrie?
- Well Barodi isn't a sheep at all.
(wolf howling)
- Have you ever heard a sheep howl?
- So he speaks Southern languages.
- Well, you can pull the wool over my eyes Barodi.
You, you are an imposter,
a wolf pretending to be a sheep.
Your really the Big Bad Wolf.
- She's crying wolf again.
- So if he's a Wolf, why is he covered in wool?
- Because he's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
- Right David, he is a Wolf.
I should have believed you Carrie.
I feel rather sheepish.
- Me too.
- Come back, I don't care if you are a wolf.
Did you hear that Saul, he baad,
maybe really he is a sheep after all.
- But you just said he was a wolf.
- Maybe he's just a sheep in wolf's clothing.
I don't care I love you.
(door bangs)
- Boy.
- Gosh, sky sure looks beautiful tonight, Mr. Bennett.
- Oh, it sure does Big Bird.
All the twinkling stars and that wonderful moon.
- Yeah, and just think Slimy flew all the way
to the moon in this spaceship.
He must be a very brave worm.
- Oh, he sure is.
♪ To go off chasing Moonbeam ♪
♪ A worm needs to be nervy ♪
♪ He needs guts and stickability ♪
♪ When things go topsy turvy ♪
♪ To embark on a worm Luna mission ♪
♪ A worm really needs the right stuff ♪
♪ Like a powerful rocket admission ♪
♪ Or some timely assistance from Snuff ♪
♪ Slimy to the moon ♪
♪ He wants to wriggle monks the suns ♪
♪ Let him crawl through mud and muck ♪
♪ On Jupiter or Mars ♪
♪ To other world let him fly ♪
♪ To other worlds send him wingy ♪
♪ Slimy to the moon ♪
♪ And when this worm arrives you will find ♪
♪ He'll take a leap that's small for him ♪
♪ But huge for all worm kind ♪
♪ To other worlds he will saw ♪
♪ To other worlds ♪
♪ And then home to us once more ♪
- [Announcer] And now, Sesame Street Diner theater,
is proud to present another time masterpiece,
"Guess What We Are Having For Diner."
(audience claps)
- What are having for diner my daughter?
- Guess.
- I bet its pot roast.
- With mashed potatoes.
- And gravy, I do love gravy.
- No, we're having this.
- Oh my goodness.
- That is not a pot roast.
- It's a rudabega.
- A rudabega?
- My word.
- We've never had a rutabega for dinner before.
- I thought we try something new.
- Oh no.
- Oh I'm not sure I'm up to it dear.
- Or perhaps we should just stick
with the same old food that we always have.
- Yes like pot roast.
- But a rutabega is delicious, it's a root vegetable,
like a potato and it's full of vitamin C
and you can make it into a casserole.
- Oh a casserole, I do like a casserole.
- And just because it's new doesn't mean it's not delicious.
Oh open you minds open your hearts.
- Well, maybe we should give this rutabega a try.
What do you think mother?
- It is important to try new food.
- Open ourselves up to new experiences.
- I like to say it, rutabega, rutabega, rutabega.
- So, can we try it?
- Why not? - Why not?
(audience claps)
- Thank you for opening our eyes to something new dear.
I love you.
- I love you too, dear.
- And I love you too mom and dad.
- Hey, what about me?
- And I love you too Junior.
- And I love you guys.
- Personally, I was hoping for a pot roast.
- Oh boy let me go.
- Thank you.
(upbeat music)
- It's a tale as old as time, three pigs, three houses.
Straw, sticks, bricks.
But only one that I really want to get into.
The wet brick house, the strongest of them all.
These others are just in my way,
but not for long because in this town,
you have to know which way the wind is blowing.
And right now, it's about to get very windy.
Well now hello there little pig,
my what a fine house you have built out of straw.
The weakest of building material.
This is almost going to be too easy.
- I know you, you're Frank Undewolf.
The biggest and baddest of them all.
- Some people say there's too much pork in this town.
I could not agree more.
Little pig, little pig, let me in.
- Not but a hair of my chinny chin chin.
- Well then I'm afraid you've left me no choice.
I'll just have to Huff and puff, and blow your house down.
- You're here for a hardy Frank.
- Work like a charm.
Well once there were three houses, there are now only two.
Three take away one leaves one, two.
But my work here is not yet done.
- I'm telling you Frank Underwolf is blowing down houses.
- As we used to say back home,
sometimes to get what you want,
you've got to be a bit of a blow hard.
- Hey shush, and I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your house down.
(pigs scream)
(crashing sound)
- So much for their little houses.
Now that I've got through those two out of the way,
there's only one house left.
Three houses take away two, leaves one more house.
The white brick house.
All right, boys let's not make this harder
than it has to be.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
- Okay, it's all yours.
- Well look at you.
Now the white brick house is mine, finally.
I get what I deserve.
- Okay, now guys, huff and puff.
- Yeah plan worked.
- We fooled you.
- Yeah this wasn't a house of bricks at all.
It was just a house of cards.
- Three houses, take away three houses leave zero.
There are no houses left for you.
- Well, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose.
And this time the cards were stacked against me.
- Hey, who are you talking to anyway?
(audience applauds)
- And now here to sing a new for you,
Bugs the beattle, and Cookie monster.
♪ Hey food me and the food ♪
♪ For fish meat or cheese dog cheddar ♪
♪ Me eat them all before me I'm done ♪
♪ 'Cause not know which one that me like better ♪
♪ Hey food when we feel bad ♪
♪ We chew on a piece of bread ♪
♪ Some veggies or a raspberry toat ♪
♪ And then we start to feel much better ♪
♪ So eat a toat and drink it down ♪
♪ A food we found ♪
♪ That you are so helpful and nutritious ♪
♪ 'Cause me so hungry ♪
♪ And you delicious ♪
♪ And a food can put you down ♪
♪ If you're dry toast or something wetter ♪
♪ Whenever we take you off of a plate ♪
♪ We feel so great ♪
♪ And me feel better better better ♪
♪ Better better yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Yum yum yum ♪
- [Annnouncer] The following preview has been rated SC,
for self-control.
Coming soon, the sequel you've been hungering for.
"Twilight Breaking Cookies."
Shortreadword was a young player with a cookie thirst.
Couldn't control.
- And Belly was the girl who loved him.
- Cookie first, cookie first.
- [Announcer] Baker was the Wolf who loved Belly,
and who also love to bake cookies.
He was baking when he got the news.
(wolf howling)
- Here's the true Belly,
you're going to marry Shortbreaword?
- I love him.
- But he's a yumpire.
He has the cookie thirst, he can't control himself.
He'll eat all your cookies.
- I love him.
- Why don't you marry me?
I baked these cookies just for you.
- Cookies.
- Those cookies were for Belly.
- Oh, me so sorry but to me have cookie thirst.
Me no can control me self.
I have to have cookies, they're delicious by the way.
- You should learn to control yourself.
- But how?
- You need a strategy, you need to stop.
Do something to take your mind off cookies.
- Okay like what?
- Well, how about some exercise?
You can run around, or ride your bike.
- Oh you know what?
You right baker, me try that.
Me do it for Belly.
- I love you Shortbreadword.
- Here Belly, I made you some more cookies.
- Cookies, stop, me try exercise strategy.
Come on belly let's go for fly.
Take me mind off cookies, at the umpire thing.
- I love you Shortbreadword
- [Announcer] Unfortunately, Shortbreadword
couldn't fly forever.
- Cookies!
Stop, what me doing?
Me need another exercise strategy,
like running around, or riding me bike or, hiyaa!
(water splashes)
- Shortbreadword, are you okay?
- Oh yeah me love jumping down waterfalls.
It empire thing and, it helped
me not even think about eating, cookies.
Oh, cookie thirst, powerful thing.
- He'll never change Belly.
If you marry that yumpire,
you'll never get any cookies, what kind of life is that?
- That's it Shortbreadword.
If you wanna marry me, you're going to have
to control yourself.
It's me, or my cookies.
- Me do want to marry you Belly, me can control me
cookie thirst me know me can.
- [Announcer] Ans so Shortbreadword,
used all his powers of self-control,
for the hardest yumpire challenge of all.
- Chocolate chip cookies, with extra chips.
- Extra chips?
- It was all Shortbreadword could do to stop himself
from eating the cookies.
He gave himself a good talking to.
- Hey, that good idea.
News strategy, me stop and me talk
meself through this, okay.
Me love cookies but, me love Belly more.
Oh boy oh boy, me control meself and me no eat cookies.
Belly, will you marry me?
- Yes Shortbreadword, I will marry you.
I love you Shortbreadword.
(wolf howls)
- [Announcer] And so Belly and Shortbreadword we're married.
- I baked you a cookie wedding cake.
- Me could take it or leave it.
- I love.
- Yes?
- Love cookies!
- She's turned, now she's a yumpire, just like you.
- Belly have to learn to control you cookie thirst.
- See "Twilight Breaking Cookie."
Coming soon to a cinema near you.
(guitar music)
- All right, quackers, follow me.
We're gonna take a walk on the bird walk.
- Whatever you say Nucky ducky.
- You're a boss.
All right you heard them move it.
(birds quacking musically)
Hey Nucky ducky, look.
- Well, if it isn't quacky Luciano.
- Quaccky Nucky Ducky and your wing man, Mallard Capone.
- You want me to show him Who's boss Nucky ducky?
- I'll handle this Capone.
- This is our bird walk,
and this is how we walk on our bird walk.
- Get you beak outta here Nucky,
this is our bird walk
and this is how we walk on our bird walk.
(birds quacking)
- That's right now everyone, stop,
take a breath, and tell me what the problem is.
One at a time.
- Agent Vancoco, this cock is trying to hop
on my bird walk.
- This quack is trying to wattle on my bird walk.
- Well if you ask me, you're all about your flappers.
So why don't you drive flapping together?
- But I wanna waddle.
- And I wanna huff.
- Just use your bird brains and make up a new walk.
- Yeah, for a coco, he makes a lot of sense.
- So, start flapping.
(musical quacks)
- That's more like.
Hey, can I flap too?
- Sure!
(musical quacks)
- Come on everybody, lets flap over to the pinky seat.
♪ This letter's U you know it's true ♪
♪ It's not some words there are more than a few ♪
♪ You start u and I go up ♪
♪ You start udon and summon this cup ♪
♪ 26 letters are in the alphabet ♪
♪ But we're here to sing about u ♪
♪ U you can be the word ukulele ♪
♪ Flying by me ♪
♪ U and you're gone off you're so unhappy ♪
♪ I love you ♪
♪ U you know you're useful ♪
♪ You need Gouch ♪
♪ You check it out elbows upside down ♪
♪ U there's a unicorn dresses as a clown ♪
♪ Letter u that's what makes you so useful ♪
♪ U that's what makes you so useful ♪
♪ Don't get upset use what you get ♪
♪ And when you swim under water you wet ♪
♪ U start urn that's what I've learned ♪
♪ 26 letters are in the alphabet ♪
♪ But we're here to sing about u ♪
♪ U for utensils in Grover's hands ♪
♪ U is for uncles but not for aunts ♪
♪ U there are use on those underpants ♪
♪ Letter u that's what makes you so useful ♪
♪ Aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa aa ♪
♪ U you're the ultimate come take a vow ♪
♪ U there are udders under the cow ♪
♪ U check it out it spells unibrow ♪
♪ U u you know you're so useful ♪
♪ U that's what makes you so useful ♪
♪ That's what makes you so useful ♪
- [Announcer] The following preview
has been rated G, for games.
- The time has come, to choose who will play
in the hungry games.
And may the cookies speed ever in your flavor.
- Cookies?
- [Announcer] First, she risked it all.
- Me volunteer, me volunteer to play.
- [Announcer] But it was not as easy as she thought.
- And the winner of the hungry games in cookiness heaven is.
- Goodness, that over, and me never have to play that again.
- [Announcer] Now she's back to play again.
- Wait, what?
- [Announcer] In the "Hungry Games Catching Fur."
- Okay, we all know what we got to do.
Eat food to win hungry games.
- The question is which foods are we supposed to eat to win?
- Me don't know, what you think, Peter?
- How should I know?
I'm just a piece of bread.
- Tick tock tick tock
- Yeah, yeah, yeah you're right Ticktock lady,
let's get started.
Well, how are we gonna get past them?
- Cookies, look.
- Snacks, we got to eat some.
- I don't think that's what we supposed
to eat, put it back.
- We not supposed to eat this food in "Hungry games,"
what we supposed to eat?
- Look, there's an empty plate.
- Maybe you're supposed to eat what goes there.
- But how we know what that is?
- We'd better stop and think.
Ooh, maybe it's a pattern.
Let's see, banana, apple, banana, apple, banana,
what comes next?
- Let's see banana, apple, banana, apple, banana
if it pattern, what comes next is apple.
Yeah you're apple.
You want to eat that?
- Oh no.
- Oh, why you so finicky, finicky me eat it.
- Cookiness, we got rid of the monkeys.
You're right time running out, let's go.
Fog in our way, how are we getting through it?
- Look.
- Oh what you got there?
Cookies.
- You gotta control yourself and not eat the cookie.
- Oh boy, being strong heroine
of entire franchise hard work.
Okay, what we do again?
- We better stop and think.
Maybe it's another pattern and let's see,
we have cheese, cookie, sandwich, pizza, cracker.
- I don't see a pattern here.
- Oh no, we're not gonna win this game.
- Oh me better stop and think okay.
Where the pattern?
Oh, wait, maybe rule change.
Maybe it not just about food, it about food shape.
Yeah look, square, circle, square, circle, square.
- You're right so next must be?
- Circle.
Yeah we got to find something to eat shaped like a circle.
Okay, but what shaped like circle?
- Well, I'm your friend.
- Sorry you right what me thinking.
We got to find something else, round to eat, but what?
- Tick tock tick tock.
- Hey, that clock is round, excuse me.
No chance you want to eat that?
- No.
- We did it we won the "Hungry Games" again.
- And thankfully me no have to ever ever play again.
- You know, they're making a third one, right?
- Nooo!
- [Announcer] "The Hunger Games Catching Fur"
soon at a theater near you.
- Hey guys, It's Billy Eichner
and I'm here with a very special Billy on the street.
It seems to me that these days,
the world could use a bit more kindness and compassion.
So I've come here to one of the kindest streets
in the world, Sesame Street.
And I'm about to hit the streets with one of its furiest
residents, Cookie Monster.
- Hi.
- How are you Cookie Monster?
- Terrific.
- Okay, great.
And Cookie Monster and I are gonna hit the street
to see if we can find kindness and maybe
even spread a little ourselves.
Are you ready Cookie Monster?
- Okay yeah me coming.
- For a cookie, would you be so kind
as to answer a question?
- Sure. - Sure thing.
What's your question?
- Can you tell how to get, how to get to Sesame street?
- Well, you're already here, you're on Sesame Street.
- This is Sesame street.
- That's correct yes, here's a cookie for each of you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
You're welcome, I'm very nice.
- Me not know there are cookies involved.
- Oh, excuse me, miss for a cookie,
can you tell me what is this monster's favorite letter?
- Oh, that's easy, the letter C.
- Yes that's correct, because C is for cookie
and that's good enough for a him.
Excuse me, excuse me but I'll give you each a cookie
if you can say one kind thing about this monster.
- You don't have to give us a cookie for that.
- You know Cookie Monster is a wonderful friend.
- Me also pretty hungry.
- You can keep your cookies.
- We don't need a cookie
to say something nice about Cookie Monster.
- Well, that's very sweet of you it's so sweet
I'm gonna get several cavities and I don't even mind.
Here you go, enjoy.
- Sir, for a cookie.
- A cookie?
What makes you think I would want a cookie?
- Okay look I get it, you're a grouch.
I get that whole thing okay.
I just wanna ask you a question about kindness.
- Kindness?
Get lost.
- All right okay let's just go.
- Let me take this cookie.
- Can we please go.
- Cookie look delicious.
- Excuse me.
Excuse me sir, for a cookie-
- Oh wait, you're not giving away all the cookies are you?
- Finish this sentence for me.
Sunny day, sweeping the?
- Floor.
- Floor?
- Elevator, crocodile on why I'm not good under pressure.
- No it's sunny day sweeping the clouds away.
- Like your dad every day.
- Ring a bell.
- Okay well I'll give you a cookie anyway,
because kindness is contagious.
- Me catch a cookie.
- Thank you.
- Oh, excuse me sir, for a cookie,
what is your favorite number?
- Three.
- Oh no, I'm sorry it's four.
Oh, okay but I'm being compassionate.
Okay, sir excuse me, what is your favorite number?
- Oh one, no, no, no,
five, six is my favorite number.
- Yeah I see where this is going.
Okay, great here's your cookie, sir.
Thank you very much let's go.
- Everybody get a cookie but me.
- We have to go.
Well, I've been all over and now I can say for sure.
Sesame street is definitely one of the kindest
streets in the world.
And as a special, thank you to you, Mr. Cookie Monster,
I have something here for you do you wanna see it?
- What you got for Cookie Monster?
- Look at that.
- Cookie, wait a minute.
Here me share the cookie.
- Oh my goodness.
This has to be one of the kindest things in the whole world.
- Oh thank you, ready?
- Cookie. - Cookie.
- I actually don't think I got any in my mouth.
- Yeah well that happen sometimes.
- I see.
- James, James, as soon as I heard you needed me,
I dropped everything.
Well, almost everything.
So what's the problem, I'm here for you buddy.
- I've lost something very special to me.
And I think you're the only one who understand.
- Oh no, what did you lose?
- Well, I can't really talk about it.
But I can sing about it.
♪ This shape was brilliant ♪
♪ This shape was pure ♪
♪ I saw three angles ♪
♪ And I saw three pointed corners ♪
♪ And then I saw three straight sides ♪
♪ The top was variant ♪
♪ The base was also right ♪
- Wait that sounds like.
♪ A triangle my triangle ♪
♪ A triangle it's true ♪
♪ I saw your shape in a crowded place ♪
♪ Now I don't know what to do ♪
♪ 'Cause y'all gonna learn some new ♪
♪ I searched low and high ♪
♪ On the alpha sky ♪
♪ But I can't find you triangle ♪
♪ Tell me why ♪
♪ And I miss your base ♪
♪ And I miss your height ♪
♪ And my dreams are triangular every night ♪
♪ My triangle my triangle ♪
♪ So beautiful it's true ♪
♪ It must be those angles ♪
♪ Put a smile on your face ♪
♪ Not to mention the hot pot ♪
♪ But I need to know the truth ♪
♪ Oh triangle where are you ♪
- Do you think you can help me?
- Of course I can help you.
Finding triangles is my specialty.
In fact, there it is now.
- Oh my triangle.
- Like I always say, show me a uclidian love story,
and I'll show you a happy ending.
Now, if I could just remember what you uclidian means.
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated WM
for working memory.
- [Announcer] Cookie monster is Dorothy,
a Kansas school girl with a big dream.
♪ Where over the rainbow cookie ♪
- Wait a minute, sorry stop movie.
This not the black and white cookie.
This rainbow cookie this need color.
Oh that better.
- [Announcer] See the world turn from black and white,
to color in, "The Cookie Of Oz."
- The cookie in Oz?
What me doing here?
Where cookie?
Hey who this lady in bubble?
- The good witch of the Lord intestine.
And if you want to find "The Cookie Of Oz,"
you must remember these directions.
- Well that sounds easy enough, what are the directions?
- First, you must follow the chocolate chip room.
Second, do the opposite of what the cookie man says.
Third, go through the emerald green door.
- Wait, that's so many directions,
how me supposed to remember them?
- You need a magical memory charm.
- What that?
- It's a strategy where you take words
from each direction and say them over and over again
so you remember.
- Oh, a good idea.
What first direction again?
- First, follow the chocolate chip room.
- Right okay me try to remember.
Chocolate chip, what next?
- Second, do the opposite of what the cookie tin man says.
- Opposite, yeah, that seem important.
Me remember word opposite.
- And last, go through the emerald green door.
- Okay me remember green.
- Now, just say those words over and over again to remember.
- Okay, chocolate chip, opposite, green.
Oh my, chocolate chip, opposite, green me got it.
- Good luck remembering.
- Okay well me off to find cookie.
Why me get hit by flying monkey?
- Remember the directions.
- Okay oh me can go again.
Chocolate chip opposite green, oh my, me got it me remember.
Me need to follow chocolate chip road.
♪ Me looking for the cookie ♪
♪ Delicious cookie of all ♪
- [Announcer] Watch the sparks fly as Dorothy
meets the cookie tin man.
- Which way to "Cookie Of Oz."
- This way.
- Thank you.
(loud bang)
Why me get hit with flying monkey again?
- Remember the directions.
- Right right, let me chant again,
chocolate chip opposite green me remember,
me supposed to do opposite of what cookie tin man says.
Which way to "Cookie of Oz?"
- This way.
- You say that way, but me supposed to do opposite,
so me go that way.
- [Announcer] You'll be on the edge of your seat
as Dorothy tries to remember what door to go for.
- Me go through this door.
(loud bang)
What me got to do to stop this monkey business?
- Remember the direction.
- Whoa, whoa.
Me just remember, me need to use me memory chant.
- Yes.
- Chocolate chip opposite green, oh my, me remember.
Me supposed to go through, green door.
Yeah, dumb de dumb de dumb de dumb.
- [Announcer] You'll squeal with delight, when Dorothy
finally finds "The Cookie Of Oz."
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the "Cookie Of Oz" is not real?
Me do all this remembering for fake cookie?
What happened?
- I just remembered.
The "Cookie Of Oz" has been with you the whole day.
Check your feet.
- Hey, me shoes made of cookie.
Oh, me have new thing me need to remember.
Always take off shoes before you eat them, yeah.
- [Announcer] "The Cookie Of Oz."
Remember to see it at a theater near you.
(bright upbeat music)
(loud snoring)
- Hmm.
Oh boy, oh boy, me must've dozed off.
Okay, time for cookies.
Walking Gingerbread eating me cookies.
(comic tune)
What kind of monster would eat someone's cookies?
- They are Crombies, come from a bad batch of gingerbread.
The crumbies are eating all our cookies.
- Oh what a nightmare, what are we going to do?
- It's okay sheriff, if we don't open any boxes of cookies,
they'll go away.
- Yeah, but me want to eat cookies right now.
- You just have to wait till later Sheriff Graham.
- The crumbies here, you open a box,
they will come and eat our cookies.
- Yeah but how can me control myself
and stop eating cookies?
- Try singing something, that's what I do.
Takes my mind off cookies.
- Okay, me sing me favorite song.
♪ C is for cookies that good enough for ♪
Okay you know, that song make me think of cookies.
(loud munching)
- There's too many of them, grab the cookies and run.
- Yeah cookies run yeah, okay.
- The crumbies will never find us in this cabin.
- Well that a relief now me can eat me cookies.
- Do not open that cookie box.
If the crumbies here, they're sure to find us.
- Yeah, but how me control meself
when me know there are delicious cookies
just waiting inside box.
- Just pretend that box is something else.
Something you wouldn't eat like, a house.
- Okay yeah, me pretend box of cookies is house.
Yeah yeah okay.
Box is house, box is house, box is gingerbread,
made from yummy gingerbread cookies.
- Noo.
- We gotta get out of here, grab those cookies.
- Welcome to the cookie safe zone, I'm the governor.
Your cookies are safe here, trust me.
- Okay time to celebrate, let's eat some cookies.
- No, no the cookies are only safe
if you don't open the boxes.
- But what me do to control me self?
Be tried singing, me tried to imagining
cookie boxes or houses, but nothing worked.
- I'm the governor so you've got to do as I say.
And I say dance it.
I'll take your mind off cookies, hit it.
- Oh yey, yeah this is fun.
And you know what, it working
me not even thinking about cookies.
- Have self control.
The Crumbies, they aren't going away, what we gonna do?
- Oh, wait a minute, me have idea.
Maybe if me teach crumbies self control.
Yeah, if me can do it, so can crumbies.
- No!
- Stop crumbies.
This cookie safe zone.
Instead of eating cookies, crumbies can dance, hit it.
- It's working, the crumbies are controlling themselves.
They're not eating cookies.
- From now on, you not "Waking Gingerbread,"
you "Dancing Gingerbread."
Yeah and you know what?
You look delicious when you dance.
- Hi Nora.
- Hi Elmo.
- Wow, what's the matter Nora?
- Well, I was supposed to meet my friend today
the letter of the day, he never showed up.
- Nora's friend is the letter of the day?
- Yes, the letter Y.
♪ I waited till I saw the sun ♪
♪ I don't know why why didn't come ♪
♪ I thought we'd meet and have some fun ♪
♪ I don't know why why didn't come ♪
♪ Don't know why why didn't come ♪
♪ We had great time I won't forget ♪
- That's good.
♪ Spelling words like you and yet ♪
♪ But now the Y has gone away ♪
♪ How I yearn for yesterday ♪
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
♪ I can't even spell ♪
- I can't even spell you, not without him.
- The letter Y.
- Oh yeah the letter Y, we used to spell
great words together.
You had a lot of fun, we spelled yogurt, yodel, yarn.
Now I can't spell anything, I miss him.
- Oh boy
♪ Something had to make him run ♪
♪ I don't know why why he didn't come ♪
♪ And now I'm feeling sad ♪
♪ I don't know why he didn't come ♪
♪ Don't know why why he didn't come ♪
♪ I don't know why why he didn't come ♪
- But Nora, Nora hello, the Y did come.
- He did?
- Yes.
- Yoohoo.
- Y, you're here.
- Yap, I'm sorry I'm late, can you forgive me?
- Yes.
- Yeepy!
- You think we can all play together now?
- Why not?
(all laugh)
- Hey, you want a yodel?
- Sure.
(making funny sound)
- [Announcer] And now, Sesame street Dinner theater
proudly presents that hippy dippy
rock and roll musical, "Pear."
- Gather around the table everybody.
A far out dinner is served.
- What are these strange new dishes?
- And where did you get those clothes?
- Aren't they grilly?
And this is like pear with goat cheese.
We got poached pears, stuffed pears with peppers
and pair Alabamian.
- Well gee dad, why does everything have pears in it?
♪ He asked me why ♪
♪ I'm just a peary guy ♪
♪ I eat pears night and day ♪
♪ And it's okay ♪
♪ I eat pears when I can ♪
♪ So I serve them when I'm able ♪
♪ With my family around the table ♪
♪ Give me a meal with pears ♪
♪ Sweet juicy pears ♪
♪ Yellowy greeny soft oh munchy crunchy ♪
♪ For you and me ♪
♪ Here son here daughter here mom and daddy ♪
♪ Pear pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪
♪ Wanna go again ♪
♪ Give someone a pear ♪
♪ It makes you strong ♪
♪ Oh you'll live long ♪
♪ Good for breakfast ♪
♪ Lunch and dinner ♪
♪ My pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪
♪ Any way you slice 'em my pear ♪
♪ Pear pear pear pear pear pear pear ♪
♪ Oh slice them ♪
♪ Any way you slice them my ♪
- I'm I late anyone?
I got sliced on the weed wood chop.
♪ Pear ♪
(audience claps)
- Thank you.
♪ The girls in school ♪
♪ Munch munch munch till your tummy's full ♪
♪ Cookies are baked ♪
♪ It's time to feed ♪
♪ But healthy foods are what we need ♪
♪ And we've got time for snacks ♪
♪ We've got time for snacks ♪
(bell rings)
- He's the milk oh Mr. Mustache.
- Thank you for line up.
Okay, listen up clan ladies, let's welcome
our newest student to Litchfield academy.
What's your name?
- Piper Snackman.
- Hi Piper.
- Litchfield uniforms are interesting.
- Yeah, you'll get used to them.
- Take you seat Snackman.
- Oh okay.
- Sit next to me Piper Snackman.
I'm googly eyes.
- Woo nice to meet you Googly eyes.
- All right class it's time for snack.
Snack monitor Red, will pass up the cookies.
- Cookies for you, cookie for you and cookie for you.
- No, thank you Red.
- No thank you, what do you mean no thank you?
It is snack time, everybody has cookies.
- Yeah, you better eat those cookies Piper,
Rep made them herself.
- I brought my own healthy snack.
- Hey look, a ball.
- Settle down or you'll get a timeout in the shoe.
- No Mr. Mustache, not the shoe.
- What is the shoe?
- Oh, you don't wanna know.
- Here's your ball, Piper.
- No no not this is not a ball, it is-
- Christopher.
- What?
- Yes, I love to pretend and I'm gonna pretend
this is my boyfriend Christopher.
Isn't he handsome?
I can't wait to dance with Christopher on our wedding.
- Young ladies, it is snack time, not dance time.
Stop or you'll all have a timeout in the shoe.
- The shoe, no, not the shoe.
- Would somebody please tell me what the shoe is?
- You don't want to know.
- It's bad luck for me to see Christopher
before the wedding.
- This is not your boyfriend Christopher
and it is now a ball either.
It is a kind of fruit, which you will see
once I get all the stuff out of it.
It is called, an orange.
- Hey, how did that orange getting in here?
- In my lunch box, would anybody like to try an orange?
(mumuring)
- No, no we have cookies, we always have cookies.
That is our snack.
- Are you afraid to try an orange Red?
- Me afraid?
I am not afraid of anything, I will try the orange.
- Orange is divided into sections,
so they are perfect for sharing.
- Let me see here.
Hey, this is delicious.
I say, oranges for everybody.
From now on, orange is the new snack.
(group cheers)
- Hey, what's the big idea bringing oranges
in here Snackman?
I knew you were a troublemaker.
It's timeout in the shoe for you.
- The shoe?
- You, But oranges are good for you, and they're full
of vitamins and help keep you healthy and strong.
Here, try one Mr. Moustache.
- Well, all right (munching).
This is delicious, so juicy and sweet.
I love this snack.
For that, you get time out in the shoe.
- The shoe?
- What, but why?
- Because you didn't tell me about oranges before.
I could have been eating them for years.
- But I just met you.
Can somebody over there please had me an orange, please?
I'll just get it myself.
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated ST,
for self talk.
A young boy, a drift in the middle of the ocean,
all alone, except for a ravenous beast.
In a boat made entirely of cookies.
- Ravenous beast.
- [Announcer] Will he ever get home?
Find out in, "The life Of Whoopie Pie."
- Did he say ravenous beast?
- Hi.
- Who are you?
- Me Cookie Monster, who you?
- I am Whoopie Pie, where did you come from?
- Oh me crawling here and take little nappy
after three course cookie lunch, yeah.
Where are we?
- We are a drift in the middle of the ocean.
- No.
- We're all alone.
- No.
- On a boat made entirely of cookies.
- Yes!
- Cookie Monster stop, you can't eat the boat
if you eat the boat, the boat will sink
and we'll never get home.
- Never get a home?
But to me, got to get home home, home full of cookies.
- Then you have to control yourself
and stop eating the boat.
- Yeah, but boat delicious, actually boat
all me can think about.
- You can think about something.
- Me can.
- One strategy is to think about something else,
and see it quietly to yourself, over and over to help
keep your mind focused.
- Whoopie Pie come up with good strategy.
Yeah okay what me think about?
- Think about trying to find land.
You see that, that is a telescope.
I want you to look through that telescope
and try to find land.
- Look through telescopes, try to find land.
- Exactly, you say that to yourself over and over
while you try to find land and I row.
- Got it, okay.
Me look through telescope, and me try to find land.
Me look through telescope,
oh me see something.
- Is it land?
- No it chocolate chip cookie.
- Cookie Monster control yourself, Cookie Monster.
- Cookie Monster you ate more of the boat.
If you keep eating the boat, we will never get home.
- Oh, me so sorry.
Oh me, need to control me self,
but it hard for me to think about anything else,
except this delicious cookie boat.
- I understand, so let me give you another strategy
that will help you stay focused.
While you're talking to yourself about looking for land,
do it in rhyme.
- In rhyme?
- Yes, land is what you think about, when you see land,
you'll give a shout.
- Land is what to me think about,
when me see land me give a shout.
- Now you say that to yourself over and over
while you look for land and I row, okay.
- Got this.
- Yes you do.
- Land is what me think about, when me see land me give, oh!
Well do you see land?
- No, me see cookie.
- Cookie Monster control yourself.
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy,
me eat even more of boat.
- Yes, you did.
Oh dear, I'm afraid we're never
going to see our homes again.
- No, me can do this, me can control meself.
- Another strategy yes.
Good thinking Cookie Monster.
Okay let's see you tried talking to yourself.
Suppose you tried singing to yourself, over and over again.
- Me gonna try.
♪ Row row row the boat gently cross the sea ♪
Hey, this strategy working, me controlling me self.
- Yes keep singing Cookie Monster.
♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Home's a place for me ♪
- Bravo Cookie monster, you stayed focused
and controlled yourself, we're on our way home.
- Oh, a floating cookie, snack time.
- Row, row row row.
- What about singing?
- That too.
♪ Row row row your boat ♪
- [Announcer] Will Whoopie Pie and Cookie Monster
ever find land?
To find out, see the "Life Of Whoopie Pie."
(people laughing)
♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪
♪ Monster having fun ♪
♪ Happy happy ♪
♪ See them jump and run ♪
♪ Happy happy ♪
♪ Laughing all the while ♪
♪ Cheerful cheerful ♪
♪ Flashing a big smile ♪
♪ That's a perfect sign ♪
♪ That they're feeling fine ♪
♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪
♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪
♪ Something has gone wrong ♪
♪ Sighing sighing ♪
♪ This is half turned wrong ♪
♪ Crying crying ♪
♪ Hear them sob and whin ♪
♪ Tearful tearful ♪
♪ That's a real sign that they're feeling glum ♪
♪ Sad sad times have come ♪
♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪
♪ Fury sobbing monsters crying ♪
- Come on monsters, you don't have to cry.
We can be happy.
(monsters cheer)
♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪
♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪
♪ Fury sobbing monsters feeling sad ♪
♪ Fury sobbing monsters crying ♪
♪ Fury happy monsters feeling glad ♪
♪ Fury happy monsters laughing ♪
♪ Monsters happy monsters ♪
♪ Happy monsters ♪
♪ Monsters happy monsters ♪
- And now it's time for, "Dancing With Triangles."
(audience claps)
I'm Tom Twinkletoes, and this is "Dancing With Triangles."
The TV show where people dance with triangles.
(audience claps)
Let's bring our three judges.
They will decide who tonight's best dancer with a triangle.
Without further ado, let's bring in our first contestant
who will be dancing with a triangle.
Here he is, all the way from Sesame street.
Let's hear it for Chris.
(audience claps)
(soft music plays)
- That was beautifully danced Chris.
- Yes well, Chris you had excellent rhythm and passion.
- The only problem was.
- That's not a triangle.
- They're right, that's not a triangle.
It's a hexagon it has six sides.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
A triangle only has three sides.
This is dancing with triangles Chris,
not dancing with hexagons, sorry.
Thanks for coming up.
Okay, here's our next contestant dancing with triangles,
Put your heads together for Gordon.
(audience cheers)
(bright guitar music)
Fantastic, fantastic, judges.
- That was nicely done Gordon.
- Lots of energy.
- But that's not a triangle either.
- They're right, that it's a square.
You did a square dance.
That square has four sides see
one, two, three, four.
This is dancing with triangles.
Get along will you Gordy.
Okay, here's our next contestant
Give it up for Maria.
(dramatic tune)
Stop, stop stop stop.
What are you doing?
This is, this is not a triangle.
- Oh, this is dancing with triangles?
I'm sorry I thought it was dancing with elephants.
- I thought it was dancing with nice ladies
from the food shop.
- No it's not.
It's not dancing with elephants or fix it ladies,
this is dancing with triangles.
Out, out out out.
The hexagon, square, elephant.
Is there nobody here who knows how to dance
with a triangle?
- Excuse me, excuse me, I do.
- Someone right here in our very old studio
audience, knows how to dance with that triangle.
Come on out there, come on that's it.
- This is a triangle.
- Ladies and gentlemen, he even brings his own triangle.
- I never go anywhere without my triangle.
Doesn't everyone?
- And it is as new see it has three sides.
♪ One two three one two three one two three ♪
(audience cheers)
The clear winner of today in "Dancing With Triangles"
let's hear it, for our dancer Telly and his triangle.
- Thank you thank you.
- Thanks for joining us for "Dancing With Triangles."
Join us again next week for dancing with tetrahedron.
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated TP,
for task persistence.
♪ Yoho yoho a cookie snack for me ♪
- Cookie Monster is, captain Snacks Sparrow
in "Cookies Of The Caribbean."
He was a pilot, who wouldn't give up
until he found the treasure.
- Me got to find Davy Jones, cookie jar.
- [Announcer] But finding that treasure
was much harder than he thought.
- The map says that that pressure is in there.
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
(loud thud)
Oh, why does cave not open?
- Let's look at the map can be done.
The map shows two hands holding triangles.
Just like those.
- Where?
- Oh, but these hands empty.
- Ships. - Where?
- There, maybe we need to find the triangles,
and put them on the hands, just like in the map.
- Good thinking me got it, me on this.
Oh that nice shape.
Hey, why cave throw shape at me?
- Because that shape captain has one, two, three, for sides.
It's a square.
You need to focus, and find a shape with one,
two, three sides, a triangle.
- Yeah but how me do that?
How many focus?
- You're a pirate captain Snack, you can pretend
spyglass and focus on the triangle.
- Let me give it a try.
Hm, oh yeah it working, yes.
Me focus on triangles, oh that a good one.
(loud crash)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Oh, why does cave not open more?
- Let's look at the map captain.
- The map.
- Kitchen too close to me cookie jar,
and chance in the rooms.
- The ship's in the hamster and orange.
Do you know what this means?
- Curvy.
- No.
- It means we have to think differently,
and focus on the color.
- Yes.
- And put the orange shapes in them.
- Well then what we waiting for?
Hey, why cave throwing shapes again?
- Captain Snack, you put in something that wasn't orange.
- Oh, sorry me thought we still doing triangle thing.
- No, no.
- Oh boy this so frustrating, oh, you know what?
Me give up.
- Never give up, never captain.
You need to use your spy glass and focus
on the color orange, and only put orange shapes
in the hands.
- Orange, orange, orange.
- Orange, yes.
That's all the orange shapes captain,
look the cave is opening.
- Where?
- There.
- Oh, let's go get David Jones, cookie jar.
- Yes captain.
- [Announcer] Thrill as captain Snack
finally gets his treasure.
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
Me take narrator spoke too soon, Davy Jones.
- That's right, and if you want my cookie Jack,
then listen to me Snacky.
♪ One of these things ♪
♪ Is not like the others yoho ♪
♪ One of these things oho doesn't belong. ♪
But you'll never find which one doesn't belong.
It's too hard, give up.
- Okay, bye bye, wait a minute.
If me learn one thing today, it that me never give up.
So let me focus.
There a crab, clam, lobster, parrot.
- You'll never be able to see it.
- Well me see, that the answer,
lobster, clam and crab, all live in sea, but not parrot.
Yeah parrot live in tree.
- Oh no, you did it, you defeated me.
- Yeah, me focused, and me finally
get Davy Jones, cookie jar, come on.
- Yes.
- Molly want a cookie.
- Wait!
- [Announcer] Will captain Sparrow
ever get Davy Jones's cookie jar?
Find out when "Cookies Of The Caribbean,"
sails to a theater near you.
(bright upbeat music)
- Princess Zoe, I your prince Tally,
beseech you would you please choose me as your play mate?
- Princess Zoe, prince Emma beseeches
you to choose him as your play mate.
- Okay, whatever shall I princess Zoe do.
♪ Eh two princes ♪
♪ Asking for a play date ♪
♪ Let's have some fun ♪
♪ Each one wants to be her only play mate ♪
♪ Hey my toys are so good ♪
♪ That you'll adore them ♪
♪ One says ♪
♪ The stuff he's got is no good so just ignore him ♪
♪ Hey bidi bidi bidi ♪
♪ This one says ♪
♪ If you try my wagon how glad you'll be now ♪
♪ That one says ♪
♪ He is only bragging so play with me now ♪
♪ He says he's got a tennis racket ♪
♪ One says ♪
♪ The thing you heard him good and dear you said ♪
♪ Can't you get this simple notion in your head ♪
♪ The three of us can all join up ♪
♪ And play together ♪
♪ The three of us can join and then play together ♪
♪ Hey you're really smart girl ♪
♪ We thank you now ♪
♪ Listen you've learnt to be more patient ♪
♪ Yeah you're a team now ♪
♪ Three friends who've learnt through operations ♪
♪ Can be defined now ♪
♪ Lets give you three a big ovation ♪
♪ For what you've done now ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ha ♪
♪ Yeah to cooperation ♪
♪ To cooperation to cooperation ♪
- We're cooperating.
- Princess Zoe, who were those guys?
- Those guys?
Oh they're my royal musicians
I think they call themselves, the Spin Doctors.
- I have a taste for trash.
And trash, has a taste for me.
- I'm a mystery wrapped in fish, and trash.
- People call me a trash digger, and are not wrong.
- On Sesame Street you can be anything,
but it is more important to be kind.
- Hey, what's the big idea?
- Why are you even here?
- Every show needs the cute one.
- [Announcer] The following preview has been rated DG,
for delayed gratification.
- [Announcer] Legends speaks of a dessert,
unimaginably sweet and delicious.
- Me precious.
- [Announcer] And when it was just through,
all that remained was the desserts powerful recipe.
It remained in the hands of a monster named Gobble,
for a long while.
- One dessert to rule them all.
Oh, me pressure.
- [Announcer] But the recipe, had other plans.
Cookies were gone forever.
- Lost lost lost.
- [Announcer] Until.
- I am here to provide you with a magical mixture
of ingredients, to bring cookies back into the world.
- But me don't know how much of each to use.
Me no have recipe.
- You must remember.
And if you complete this task,
you shall bake the cookies in the fires of Mount Crumb.
- What that?
- It's the oven over there.
You must use your memory, to remember the recipe.
Remember, remember
- Wow, that good special effect.
Okay, let me try to remember.
How many eggs go in?
- Let's jut eat eggs.
Who said that?
- Me.
But you look just like me.
- You having conversation with self right now.
And indeed part of self that not in control,
and me want to eat now.
- But he want to eat cookie.
- Why wait for cookie?
When we can eat eggs now.
- That good point.
- Control yourself, if you wait just a bit longer,
you can eat the cookies you so desire.
- Wow, crazy light lady right.
Self, we no eat eggs, we waiting.
Eggs delicious, but cookies is me precious.
Hey, me just remember something.
Me came up with strategy, to help me remember recipe.
Yeah yeah, rhyme.
How many eggs?
Well, here's a clue, get five eggs and take away two.
Me remember, one, two, three, four, five eggs,
take away one, two eggs leaves one, two, three.
Me did it, me bake cookies now.
- You shall not pass.
- Oh boy, you dramatic.
- Sorry, but you didn't put in all the ingredients.
- Oh you know what?
You right, me forgot me favorite ingredient of all
chocolate chippies, okay.
All right, let me try to remember how many to use.
- Just eat the chippies.
- Oh me do love chippies numb, numb.
Wait, no self needs to control self.
Why we hungry?
But if we wait a little longer,
we not just get chippies, we get me precious
we get cookie.
Hey that true.
Okay, how many chocolate chippies for me precious?
Me remember the rhymes strategy.
How many chippie should me pour?
Grab one cup, and add one more.
Okay, grab one cup and add one more cup,
that make one, two cups chocolate chippies all together.
One, two.
- Your strategy works Gobble, you remember the recipe.
- And me controlled me self, excuse me.
- You show pass.
- Terrific, thank you.
- [Announcer] And so it was, that cookies
were restored to Monster earth.
- Oh boy oh boy.
And now we eat?
You got that right, kawabanga!
- [Announcer] "Lord Of The Crumbs."
Wait for it, this summer.
- Saw this yucky stuff out there wanna get it all.
♪ Yuck Yuck yuck yuck ♪
♪ Yuck yuck yuck yuck ♪
♪ Muddy muddy muddy mud ♪
♪ Seven bags in my trash can ♪
♪ Do you have a skunk stole with the prone path ♪
♪ One grasses trash that's another grouches outfit ♪
♪ I've got awesome trash ♪
♪ We've got seven bags in my trash can ♪
♪ I I I'm shopping ♪
♪ Looking for some rubbish ♪
♪ This is roasted awesome ♪
♪ They had a broken scooter ♪
♪ What about a broken scooter ♪
♪ How about a Denton sacks and a banged up computer ♪
♪ I wear my grouchy clothes ♪
♪ I love flora balls ♪
♪ I'm in this fish that found shop down the street ♪
♪ I'm gonna pop some trash ♪
♪ Oh we got 7 bags in my trashcan ♪
♪ I I I'm shopping ♪
♪ Looking for some rubbish ♪
♪ This is grouchy awesome ♪
- Where is she, the show's gonna start soon.
Garbage dump you smell rotten.
- Oh of course, I do.
- Thanks for coming there you know,
you're gonna make this a great talent.
- Oh no, no, no, no, this is your show.
I do not wanna be made the center of attention.
- The only reason why we do this grouch talent show
is because she has to be the center of attention every year.
All right, should we get down to business here?
- On let's do.
- Oh this talent show's the perfect place
for me to debut my new song, "Grouchy For The Party."
- I can't wait to perform my song,
"Money Can't Buy A Trash."
- I don't wait until you hear my soon to be hit
single, "Pretty Messy."
- Wait wait wait wait, okay.
I Grover I'm ready to show up my talent.
- What song are you gonna sing?
- Sing?
No, no, no, no, no, I am here to perform magic.
For my first trick, I shall-
- Wait, who say you get to go first.
- Why don't you take turns?
This can to take turns with your friends.
- I'll take turns if I can go first.
- Well, how do we decide who goes first?
- I Grover, will perform, a magic trick yes.
I have a deck of cards here.
You each pick a card, and whoever has the highest number,
shall go first, pick a card.
- Oh I got a three.
- I got a six.
- Got an eight.
- Well, there you have it, garbage got the highest numbers,
so she goes first.
- Oh I really wanted to go first.
- You know what Grundgetta?
You can go first anyway.
- Really?
That is so kind.
- Well, the main act can't be expected to open for herself.
- Yeah yeah you go ahead.
I gotta practice more anyway to make my voice
sound like broken glass.
- Well, you know, I don't say this very often,
but thanks Hoskey, thanks Garbagedump.
- Oh my ears.
- All right, now that this settled
and everybody has been kind, Grundgetta
you get the show started, and I will practice pulling
a chicken out of my hat.
Has anybody seen a chicken.
Wait a minute, scratch the chicken
I will pull a cute, adorable
(group chattering)
(soft instrumental music)
(loud munching)
- Good texture.
(loud munching)
Oh, good evening, and welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."
Me, Alistair Cookie.
Tonight, we bring you punching drama near
and dear to me, little monster.
Because it's about the monster, and his daddy.
And now conservations with me, father.
Time for a cookie costume change
me got to get rid of this, hold on.
- Son, where are your son?
- Oh, coming, coming coming me here Pop.
- Son, me called you to teach you something.
- Oh boy pop me love when you teach me something.
- Son?
- Yeah.
- You hear that sound?
(water dripping)
- Yeah, what that sound pop?
- Oh look son, that's the sound of water dripping.
- Oh, well what the big deal pop?
- Son, we need water to drink and to cook
with and to washing.
If water go down the drain, there'll be no water left.
- Oh gee pop what do we do now?
- Son, we got to turn off faucet.
- Like that pop.
- Nice works son and you gonna have great
future as, plumber.
- Yeah yeah okay thanks pop.
Now let me go out to play.
- Wait wait wait.
- What what?
- That?
- That television pop.
- Me know that television,
but what it doing on with nobody watching?
- Well, me not wasting water.
- No son, that wasting energy.
Yes, and we need energy to play radio,
turn on light, all that stuff.
- Oh boy, this energy stuff, it sound very very important.
- You bet son it very important.
We've got to save energy.
- Yeah.
- Let's turn off the tv.
- Me do me do me do - Okay.
- Nice work son.
- What?
- Son, what me smell?
- Oh pop, that unmistakable smell of cookies.
- Oh look son, cookie just sitting there,
with nobody eating them.
- Yeah.
This, a terrible waste of cookie, right?
- That right son, only one thing to do.
- Eat cookies. - Eat cookies.
(loud munching)
- Hey what you guys doing?
- Chef John.
- You ate our cookies!
- We were saving these cookie for everyone.
- Son me forget one thing more very important to say.
- What that one thing very important to save?
- Our fury blue hide.
(loud shouts)
- Be sure to tune in next week!
(running footsteps)
this Alistair Cookies saying.
♪ Sesame Street for plum ju bam bam bam ♪
♪ Lets celebrate the red blue and white ♪
♪ This is your invite ♪
♪ To a Sesame main street party ♪
♪ Get your heart and glasses on ♪
♪ And get up to Sesame ♪
♪ Where all your friend will see ♪
♪ Together together ♪
♪ Hey hello ♪
♪ A grouch can take no more ♪
♪ No I really can take no more ♪
- Did you even try?
♪ Bony makes some grouchstar cone ♪
♪ Now that's a grouchy for them to like ♪
♪ One plus one is two ♪
♪ A bugger for me and you yeah ♪
♪ This day gives me so many things to count ♪
♪ I'm counting one two and three ♪
♪ There's one Elmo clocking the swan ♪
♪ When's the sun goes down there's fun gallore ♪
♪ See and fireworks or smores in the July ♪
- Who wants a bad one?
♪ Elmo's having fun and you ♪
♪ So much to do when we celebrate ♪
♪ Again red and blue America ♪
♪ Its why we celebrate the fourth of July ♪
♪ Have some blue berry ♪
♪ Pie and the grouch ♪
♪ The fourth of July ♪
♪ Wishing you all a happy ♪
♪ Fourth of July ♪
- Come on, knock it off will you.
- Smells terrible, you smell terrible.
- Gouchy place you got here Garbage dump.
- Don't you know it Oscar, this restaurant,
Fur has already been written
up in "Ill Tempered Monthly"
We were given for stinky socks.
- The staff rules, the chef drools
and the food only occasionally crawls off the plate.
- Good evening lovers of fine cuisine.
I am Grover, you're cute and lovable waiter
may I start you off with a plate of moldy cheese.
- Not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge?
- So grouches, let's talk about our sales, shall we.
My cookbook cooking from the can
is selling lax, snack cakes.
- Here's your dinner table number two.
- And speaking of cans, I'm thinking of starting
my own line of can openers.
- Oh really Gruncchetta, that's a fabulous idea.
- It's a terrible idea.
- There's only one piece left.
- So who get to the last one?
- I'll take care of this, waiter.
- Am I the only waiter working here tonight?
Yes yes what is it?
- Another order of moldy cheese please.
- Oh, I am so sorry, but we are all out of moldy cheese.
Some rats are here having a birthday party.
- Now there's three of us and there's only one piece left.
- I will get you something else.
The kitchen is full of rubbish.
- The service here is terrible.
- Yes, I pride myself on hiring only the worst wait stuff.
- How about these anchovies?
They're the stickiest anchovies in town.
- We want moldy cheese.
- No anchovies, gotcha.
How about this sour sour dough bread though?
It is extra sour.
- We want moldy cheese.
- I get that.
- Oh no, you've done it, the cheese is broken
into one, two three pieces.
- Ah, yes but look, there are one, two, three of you
now you can share the final slice.
- It's a little puny but, I gotta watch
my grouchy figure anyway.
- Wow, grouches sharing and being kind.
This will definitely come up at the reunion.
Nice doggy.
- You're fired.
Don't you worry I can find a worst waiter now.
All right let's eat.
- The following preview has been rated WYT,
for waiting your turn.
Cookie was a monster who was totally out of control.
- Care for a cookie?
- Don't mind if me do.
- [Announcer] Sally was a girl who was totally in control.
- No thank you, it's only 10:15
and it's right between breakfast and lunch.
- [Announcer] Could this very different characters
ever be friends?
- Whatever.
(loud munching)
- [Announcer] Find out, "When Cooking Met Sally."
One day cookie met Sally, in a famous deli in New York city.
- Hello, me want lunch, me hungry.
- Sir hey I remember you.
You're that monster who so rude and messy,
you rode in my car once and you made very big mess
in my car.
- Me remember you, you very neat.
And you only eat cookies, a dessert you Sally, right?
- Right, and you just can't bust in here to get your lunch.
You need to stand and wait in.
- But to be hungry now.
- We're all hungry, but we have to wait for our turn here.
Come here and over here, here, here, here, look, look
That person is first, that person is second,
I am third, and you are last.
- Next.
- Me me me so hungry.
- You have to wait.
- I'm next, and I would like
a pastrami on rye with mustard and-
- Me turn is so hard.
- I know, but I think I have a strategy
that can help you wait.
- Me not like to wait.
- Well, what if we play a game?
- Oh me love games, but what game have to do with?
- Well, playing a game is a good strategy to help you wait.
- Okay, me try this strategy, what game we play?
- Patty cake.
- Let's play.
- Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
- Bake me a cake, that reminded me.
Me hungry want to eat now!
- No no no cookie monster control yourself.
It's not your turn, you have to wait.
It's someone else's turn.
- I'm next.
Can I have roast beef on a hard-
- Oh this no good, waiting for me turn is so hard.
- The Patty cake game took your mind
off of it for a little while.
Maybe we just need to play a different game,
that doesn't mention food.
- Okay, let me give it another try.
What game we played this time?
- Let's play I spy.
I spy little eye, something blue.
- Blue okay blue, hey wait me blue, is it me?
- Yes.
- Oh boy oh boy oh boy this game fun
and really helped me wait, okay let's keep playing.
Okay okay me spy with little eye
something round and delicious,
and it's salami hanging from the ceiling
me got to get salami.
(dramatic tune)
- Oh wait for your turn
- Next.
- Okay okay.
I'm next you just have to wait until after me.
Can you do that?
- Oh me not sure you sure this strategy work?
- We'll just have to try a different game.
How about pretend.
- Oh, me like to play pretend.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what me he pretend to be?
- Well, you have a baseball cap on.
How about you pretend to be a baller.
- Me like that idea yes, better.
- Okay, now it is my turn, sir-
- Okay, cookie step up to the pace,
and here come the pitch, cookie monster swing
hard and the ball go fire hit hard.
It's outta hear it home run.
(dramatic instrumental tune)
- Thank you.
- Oh cookie monster just wins the world series.
- Next.
- And the crowd goes wild.
- Cookie Monster. - Yeah yeah.
- It's your turn.
- Hey, what do you know about that hu?
Playing pretend really great strategy,
to help me wait me turn.
Oh boy oh boy.
- [Announcer] So, cookie and Sally did become friends.
- And now dessert.
(loud munching)
- I'll have what they're having.
(soft instrumental music)
- [Announcer] So wait in line, and get a ticket
for "When Cooking Met Sally."
Coming soon to a theater near you.
(loud belching)
- A nice peaceful day, all by myself on the roof.
♪ Whenever I see your smiling face ♪
♪ I have to smile myself ♪
♪ Because I love you ♪
(tin bangs shut)
(soft drum beats)
♪ Oh whenever I see your grouchy face ♪
♪ It makes me wanna smile ♪
♪ Because I like you ♪
♪ And when you didn't need that nasty little flower ♪
♪ Turns me upside down ♪
♪ Something about you I don't know ♪
♪ Isn't it amazing that grouchs ♪
♪ Can make me feel this way ♪
♪ But it looks so ruggy ♪
♪ I thought I'd seen silly smiles before ♪
♪ From the follks down stairs at uber store ♪
♪ But yours makes me the maddest ♪
♪ And that's when I feel I'm farmished ♪
♪ The more I smile the more you pout ♪
♪ We'll help each other out ♪
♪ You know James you're so aggrevating ♪
♪ That's why we call it cooperating ♪
♪ Isn't it amazing that agrouch like me ♪
♪ Can feel this way ♪
♪ I'm glad that I'm so lucky ♪
♪ To make you feel yucky every day yeah ♪
♪ Feel so yucky ♪
♪ Go on can tell me that I doing wrong ♪
♪ Whenever I see your grouchy face ♪
- No, no one can tell me that I'm doing right today.
♪ Very well Oscar have it your way ♪
♪ No one can tell us that we doing right ♪
♪ We do the song on that's right ♪
♪ No one can tell us that we doing right today ♪
- Hey, that was rotten.
- [Announcer] This preview is rated MG,
for memory games.
(loud munching)
Ancient stories tell of a hero, born a monster,
son of Zus.
- They call me for Theotus.
- He journeyed far to reach his father.
- He all the way up there, at Mount Olympus diner.
Me got to get there in time for early bird special.
- Then I'm coming with you.
- Need loyal friend, hang a fish.
- [Announcer] But one thing stood in their way, Medusa.
- I just washed my hair,
and I can't do a thing with it (laughs).
- [Announcer] They say if you look right
at it, you freeze in your tracks.
- Seriously.
- Oh come on that just.
- Well, it's true with a fun.
(magical sound)
- That weird, okay lesson learned.
Do not look at her, or anything else anymore, okay.
Come on Pegafish.
- Sorry Theotus, I can't let you pass thee,
until you pass my test.
- Test, what test?
- Well, my little pet snakes get hungry,
so you would have to feed them.
- Dokie, that unusual task, but, what the hell .
Sound easy enough what me do?
- Under one of lids is my snake's favorite food.
You just have to remember which one.
- Focus Theotus, It could be a trick.
- Yeah, good thinking, okay let's see what under here.
Whoa, this one got itty bitty cakes.
And under here we got nothing, no food here that's strange.
And under here, we got nothing, no food either.
Okay me no get it.
- All you have to do, is remember
the one that has the snake cakes.
- Well, that's easy, that the first one me show you.
- Oh by the way, by the way, is there something in my eye?
- Oh let me see.
(magical sound)
- You looked at her again.
You're not supposed to look remember.
You've got to focus on the lids, not on Medusa.
- Oh, right, right yeah yeah yeah.
Me focus on the lids, not Medusa, got it.
- Now, which one did you say the snakes cakes were under?
- You moved them, they're in a different order now.
- How me supposed to know me choose the right one?
- Theotus, do you remember anything about the lid?
- Let me try to remember.
Me remember the color silver, yeah yeah
cakes under shiny silver lid.
- Oh sorry, wrong one.
- Let me try again.
- Oh well, all right,
oh, but first, hey it's that a cookie on my forehead?
- But where?
- You've got to be kidding me.
Theotus, focus on the lids and stop getting distracted.
- Yeah yeah yeah okay.
Me ready to focus.
- Oh no, she's moved them around again.
- Oh no, me ever gonna find the food now.
- Sure you will, think.
Do you remember anything about the lid?
- Me remember, it had the star on it.
Yeah yeah yeah it silver, and had star .
Focus this one silver, but have no star.
- Hey Theotus, wire cutting my teeth.
- Focus, this one have star, but it not silver.
- Thoteus look at me.
Focus, this one silver and has star,
(magical tune)
Me focused and me remembered and me found snake cakes.
- She saw herself in the shiny lid, she froze herself.
- Now, that dramatic irony.
- Let's get out of here before she unfreezes.
- Yeah yeah, mount Olympus diner here we come.
(instrumental music)
- I'm so glad you made it son, ready for a snack?
- You betcha pops.
- Release the cracker.
- [Announcer] "Nosh Of The Titans."
Get more taste of it, at a theater near you.
- Gonna need a lot of milk.
- [Announcer] And now, EMC.
The emotional movie channel presents, "Madmen."
(soft musical tune)
- So gentlemen, where are we with the Happy
Honey bear account?
- Counting along Mr. Draper.
- Oh would you like for us to show
you some ideas, Mr. Draper?
- Yes, let's take a look shall we?
- Okay, here we go, how that?
- Let's see it but, this doesn't make me happy.
The racoons, are running off for the bear's honey.
This makes me mad, very mad.
- Yeah yeah, it makes me mad too.
- Very mad.
- Mad, mad, mad.
- We are mad men.
- We need to feel happy about honey.
Where's the picture that's gonna grab us with happiness?
It'll put a sticky smile on our faces.
- How about this, Mr. Draper?
- I don't see happy here.
The honey has all gone, the bear has nothing to eat,
It makes me sad, I'm sad.
- Me too, I'm sad.
- Very sad.
- Sad sad sad.
- We're sad men (crying).
- Where is that idea that is gonna pull
us out of our sadness?
Wipe away our tears, and make us happy about honey.
- How about this one?
- Now this one, this one gets me right here.
The bear is dripping with Gui honey, he's smiling.
This makes me happy, this makes me happy.
- I am happy too.
- So so happy.
- (Both) We're happy men.
- It's been an emotional roller coaster.
We've been mad, sad and happy, but good work sacrifice.
- Thanks Mr. Draper.
- You're the boss Mr. Draper.
- Yes, I am.
(soft instrumental music)
- Good evening, Alistair Cookie here.
Welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."
Tonight, me very excited to bring you all time favorite
movie, "Gone With The Wind."
Me not seen it yet, but, me hear it about, the wind.
And now "Gone With The Wind."
(wind blows)
(chandelier swings)
- The wind seems to be getting very strong Ms. Scarlet.
- Oh Green, what do we do, what do we do?
- Frankly my dear, I haven't got the idea.
- Well that means. (sheep bleat)
I'm gonna have to figure something out.
Oh this wind is getting even big.
- I was afraid you we're gonna say that.
Something tells me tomorrow may be too late.
- Oh wait, there is something we can do.
- What's that?
- We can put traps.
- We got some traps?
- Yes.
(loud continous bangs)
(man screams)
- One of us, one of us (indistinct)
(woman screams)
And so end of my favorite, "Gone With The Wind."
(loud bangs)
(bright upbeat music)
♪ I'm square look I'll show you ♪
♪ I've got four sides on me ♪
♪ All the sides are the same size ♪
♪ Like a good new square should be ♪
♪ We look the same okay ♪
♪ While I go round the neighbourhood ♪
♪ But everybody looks this way ♪
♪ But I like to hang around ♪
♪ With me and the friends ♪
♪ It's hip to be a square ♪
♪ It's ship to be a square ♪
♪ Hip to be a square ♪
♪ So hip to be a square ♪
♪ When I go to the fair coach ♪
♪ Then comes him a circle ♪
♪ And a rectangle shows up to ♪
♪ Well I play with the triangle ♪
♪ And circle came joined the game ♪
♪ I'm playing with the rectangle ♪
♪ No matter where I am ♪
♪ No matter where I go ♪
♪ No matter who I'm with I know ♪
♪ It's hip to be a square ♪
♪ So hip to be a square ♪
♪ So hip to be square ♪
♪ Hip to be a square ♪
(audience cheers)
(soft instrumental music)
(loud munching)
- Good texture.
(loud munching)
Oh good evening, Alistair Cookie hear.
Me delighted to welcome you to "Monsterpiece Theater."
Tonight, me happy to bring you, suspenseful film,
classic thriller "39 Stairs" by guy named Alfred.
And now, the "39 Stairs."
- My Lord, just look at all these stairs..
I do wonder how many there are.
I shall investigate.
One, two stairs, three stairs, four stairs
five stairs, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 stairs.
Oh, I know there will be something exciting
awaiting me at the top.
11, 12, 13 stairs, 14, 15,
16, 17, 18, 19, 20 stairs.
I'm certain there'll be something very exciting
at the top, I hope.
21, 22, 23, 24 stairs, 25 stairs,
26, 27, 28 (breathes), 29, 30.
There better be something exciting at the top.
I shall tell you.
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39.
At last at the very top,
and I have reached the exciting, brick wall?
You mean to say that, I have climbed all these 39 steps,
and I'll have to show for it is this brick wall.
Are you out of your mind?
(breathes heavily)
Wait a minute, there's one good thing
about the being all the way at the top.
There are fun ways to get all the way to the bottom.
(comic tune)
(loud bang)
- And, so end the "39 Stairs."
- You okay?
- I do not know.
- Ssh, we still on camera.
Good evening, and welcome to "Monsterpiece Theater."
Me your host, Alastair Cookie.
Tonight, "Monsterpiece Theater" proud
to present classic play, "The Taming of The Shoe"
by William Shoespeare, famous podiatrist, trust me.
And now "The Taming of The Shoe."
(flute plays)
- Oh shoe shoe wherefore at thou, shoe.
Oh there you are.
Me I will put you on and walk to the pedula mall.
- I'm here me Grovero.
- Oh, what a shoe you are.
I Grovero only want to put you on my foot
and tie up your laces, you see.
Just like my other shoe.
- I will not be tied to any foot.
- But shoe, I cannot walk to the Padua mall
with only one shoe, twould be embarrassing.
- A find yourself another shoe, I won't go on.
- Fine, go ahead you shoe.
See how fast you can get without a foot.
- Me think this is hard without foot.
- Oh, I pulled a few so shoe, please, can we not cooperate?
- Cooperate?
- Yes you need a fit foot, and I needed a shoe.
Let us walk together.
- All right, but watch your step.
- Fine I shall be very, very careful there.
There, I have got Zoucks, I have tamed the shoe.
(slow footsteps)
Is it not the better when we cooperate
and now we can walk to the mall.
- Forget it, I don't wanna walk to the mall.
- But, but shoe I thought you were going to cooperate.
- I wanna dance to the mall.
- Dance?
Okay yes, we can cooperate and dance it to the mall.
(soft instrumental music)
- So goes to course of shoe love.
This is Alistair Cookie of "Monsterpiece Theatre"
saying, to thy known self, the shoe.
(loud munching)
- [Announcer] Our regularly scheduled sheep film
will not be seen, so that we may bring
you a "Baa-Baa Special Walters Special" presentations.
- Hello, I'm Baa-baa Walters,
with another wawa Walters special.
Today I'm visiting the pasture where Melville, sheep,
the very famous actress lives.
Oh, here she comes now, hello.
- Oh hello Baa-baa, welcome to my pasture.
- Very nice place it really says sheep.
- Oh, thank you, Baa-baa.
- Mellow, we would all love to know
what a famous sheep like you does,
when she's not acting in a movie or a Broadway play.
- Well, Baa-baa, when I'm not acting, I'm just like,
any other sheep.
- Oh you can't pull the wool over our eyes Mellow.
We know you are no ordinary ship.
- Oh but it's true Baa-baa, I like to eat hay,
like other sheep.
In fact, I was just going to have my snack now.
- Can you believe it?
She does eat hay, just like other sheep.
- Of course, and sometimes I grass too Baa-baa,
yeah, that's how I keep my sheepish figure.
- Ooh yes.
- Oh Would you like some hay?
- Oh no, I do not care for it myself.
She eats hay and grass like a sheep.
But is she really like other sheep?
- Yes.
- Oh, do you mean to tell me someone shaves your wool?
- Yup, the farmer in the dale over there.
He cuts my wool, and makes it into sweaters, yeah.
Oh see, these are Mellow sheep originals
made from my very own wool.
- Are too active.
But Mellow, most sheep live with other sheep.
I do not see any sheep around here.
Tell us Mellow, are there any special sheep in your life?
- Oh yes, lots of them Baa-baa.
Oh, here they come now.
(sheep bleating)
- Baa-baa we're going to jump over that fence there.
Would you like to jump with us?
- Oh no no no I am wearing my heels.
- Oh come on Baa-baa, loosen up.
(comic tune)
- Well, I'm off to jump fences with Mellow, sheep.
This is Baa-baa Walters saying bye bye.
(comic thuds)
- I love a quiet night at home reading.
- Surprise!
Welcome, to America's newest reality show.
"Outrageous Makeover Home Addition."
- You, what are you doing here?
- I am here to give your home an outrageous makeover.
- I don't want an outrageous makeover.
- Of course you do, just take a look at this
not an outrageous door here.
- What's wrong with my door?
- Nothing, sir it's just that this is one boring door.
I mean, where's the outrageousness, y'all need
an outrageous makeover.
(men chattering)
- Hey what you doing there?
What's going on?
Oh what did they do?
- Well, certainly added a door.
There was one door,
and we put it on another door,
and that there are two doors.
- Yeah, but why?
- One door is for coming, and the other is for going
it's that much outrageous?
- Yes it is it's really outrageous.
- Well, I do not think it is not righteous enough.
- What?
- We need a more outrageous makeover.
(men chat loudly)
- I don't want anything else, I'm fine with the door
you can all leave now.
- Not until you feast you eyes on this outrageous door.
- Oh what now?
(men chatter loudly)
- Oh no.
- Yes, you had two doors and we added one more door,
so now there are one, two, three doors all together.
Is that outrageous?
- Yes.
- Don't you love it.
You know what?
Neither do I, we need another outrageous makeover.
- Oh no.
(men chatter loudly)
- Please go away, I just wanna read more of these.
I don't want any more outrageousness.
- Come now, sir there is always room
for more outrageous makeover.
- Do I have to?
- Of course.
- You see, there were three doors
and we added one more door, I say rather artistically.
And now there are one, two, three, four doors.
- Is that not outrageous?
- Yes it is, it's totally outrageous.
And I'm outraged at your outrageousness.
- And I sense weren't not happy.
- Well, that because I'm not happy, I'm not happy at all.
- But why is that, sir?
- Because I don't want four doors.
I want you to get rid of the doors, just lose the doors.
- Well, that is not a problem sir.
We shall get rid of the doors.
- Really?
- Of course, absolutely.
Steve, Eric lose the doors.
(loud crash)
- I'm sorry I lost my temper there.
- Well sir it an outrageous makeover.
We want you to be happy with your home.
- Oh appreciate that.
- There.
- Well, no, where's my door?
Now there's no door at all.
- There were four doors and we subtracted four doors,
and now there are zero doors.
Is that not outrageous?
As you go to cry in gratitude sir,
do to camera three.
- Get out, get out!
- Yes sir, of course sir, we understand
you wish to be alone.
To save us your out-
- Out out!
- Whatever, sir little problem.
What now?
I cannot go there is no door.
(man cries)
Oh Steve, cabin crew will be spending the night.
Oh why me?
Are you getting the crying?
I think that's why you here.