New Year, New opsies
I'm Poppy Gloria
And this is Pew News
We have so many oopsies
Already guys
I cannot believe it
Ninja did an oopsie, Lil Tays big Brother did an oopsie, Daddy did an oopsie
AND SOULJA BOY DID AN OOPSIE!!!
It's oopsie time
If you guys haven't seen the Ninja clip
Then oh boy are you in for a treat
It's so beautiful, I love it so much
So apparently Ninja was at the ball drop in New York City that they do every year
Apparently
I've never seen it because I don't live in America
But uhh... Oh wait, I do actually
But Ninja took part in it this year
and uhh...
I love me some good cringe
This is just what I want
I feed off this stuff
Lets watch
if you guys all flossed before?
Really simple
Like with your teeth together
Your just going in out in out...
Thats it
So we're gonna try get a million people right now to dance in Times Square
A million people, all in New York City are gonna floss
Finally, Finally
Ahh... I'm so excited
Are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready to floss. Show us what you got.
SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!!!
Lets get some floss music on
We're getting ready.
Its so wet, haha
Its so wet, Its so awesome
Shall we count down? Are we gonna get some tunes on?
Yeahhhhh
THREE, TWO, ONE
Ahh they're flossing!
Oh my god they're all flossing
I'm gonna hit my wife for you
Kill it Ninja. Get up there
No one is moving!
Ahh the pain
Can you imagine walking up there
You expect a million people
The crowd of millions to be flossing in unison
Everyone just picked up this dance move
Out of nowhere
And then you just... ah haha
Ohhh No
Couldn't they have picked anyone that knew how to do the dance
What is that?
Wait did he just say he's gonna hit his wife for us?
Replay that clip please
I'm gonna hit my wife for ya!
Why are not mainstream media talking about this
This just confirmed, Ninja, Wife Beater
Is this why he doesn't play with whamen?
We reached out to Ninja for a response
The fack you say to me
Move!
Oh my god!
Now I know I'm not supposed to have my own opinion
But I cannot relate to this whatsoever
I personally have had no experience of being on stage and not having that connection with the audience
No nothing
NEVER HAPPENED
What?
I'll have you know that, that was lit okay
Ahh no.
As cringey as this clip was, I mean what do you expect?
Your not gonna get a couple bunch of New Yorkers, in the middle of the rain, to do fricking fortnite dances
Who thought that was a good idea
This was not all the controversy if you wanna call it that. Its really not.
Twitch was heavily pushing people to watch this on their website
To watch this livestream
Watch Ninja live
They promoted it on the top of all their banners or whatever
And they even had ads on other peoples livestreams
So its like, oh I click on this person
But then an ad shows up of "Hey you should watch Ninja. You don't wanna watch this guy (or girl). You wanna watch Ninja.
Do the floss infront of thousands of people
Alot of people had a problem with this
Especially Twitch streamers
I mean, I'd probably be annoyed with that aswell
As content creators ironically have no say in what ads show up on our videos.
If other youtubers had ads before my videos I'd be annoyed by it.
I get it guys, I get the struggle
Most likely Ninja had nothing to do with that anyway
This is the problem when you are lending your brand for sponsorships or whatever this was
you are gonna get for a lot of stuff
because you don't control it
even though you personally wouldn't do it that way
does that make sense?
Its why me personally, I don't accept a lot of brand deals if I don't know exactly whats gonna happen with it
and a lot of times it is beyond your control aswell
I thinks its funny though because a lot of times you get these brand deals that sound cool
*Bad acting*
then reality hits and its like this
Move!
NEXT OOPSIE
Soulja Boy's emulator consoles meet their inevitable and
NO
We had a report about this on the last Pew News
Soulja Boy had his own video games console
Which was basically just an overpriced version of anther games console
basically just emulates old nintendo games
wow 3000 nintendo games, such a great idea
Soulja Boy is selling a console that's basically an overpriced emulator
Well it turns out now if you go to Soulja Boy's website it's nowhere to be found
Where is it
Wheres the Soulja Game, I want to buy it
Well it turns out that the Soulja Boy games console is GONE
Soulja boys response to this was
I had to boss up, I didn't have a choice.
You had to boss down
You bossed the frick down Soulja Boy don't try to outplay yourself
I love the replies to this tweet by the way
ha ha
What happened to his dream?
Soulja Boy is just a guy with a dream
I had a dream last night that I got married to midget... SMH
SMH
Stay focused on your dreams, create something BIG, make history.
Thank you Soulja Boy for inspiring messsages.
I don't understand why everyone is hating on Soulja Boy
He has been so humble throughout all of this
Nintendo ain't got do SHIT
*Laughs*
Well keep waithing the games were licensed to us. Why y'all want to see a black man fail so bad smh
Huh? Why can't I just marry a midget? SMH
For anyone that think Nintendo is going to sue me yu're retarded. Nothing going to happen everything is legit.
My console isn't going anywhere trust me
Oh I trust Soulja Boy, I always lend my trust to this man
To anyone that thinks Nintendo is after me your wrong mediatakeout post that fake stroy.
They haven't taken any legal action becaus they CANT. Lmao y'all are funny man
That's right they can't. Thats why it's still available to buy on his website.
Now everyone knows that your retarded Soulja Boy congratulations.
Congratulations
Who would have thought nintendo would actually crack down on this
Soulja Boy said that his console sold 5 million units
I sincerely doubt it
And if you did your gonna have to pay all that money back aren't you Soulja Boy
Oopsie doopsie
And probably more, you'll probably get fined because you gloated so much about this
oopsie doopsie
Oopsie doopsie
Next doopsie
Daddy and Lil Tays older Brother
What did they do now?
Okay, Alright...
Well they promoted a brand called mystery brand
It looks identical to one of those CSGO gambling sites
Where you gamble for skins
Look at the difference
They look practically identical
Its similar to any of those gambling sites but instead of gambling for skins you're gambling for real brand products
Like shoes and phones and bags and cars
It seems like a bad idea to promote these type of websites
Especially after the CSGO lotto scandal that happened a few years ago
Where T Martin and Syndicate were caught basically owning the website
Cheating their way to victory
Faking reactions going "Wow! I'm winning so much!"
So now we have Jake Paul promoting this
*Screaming*
I WON AN IPHONE!
I spent $5,000 on mystery boxes and you wont belieeve what I got
An iPhone, An iPhone
*Laughs*
Uhh
And then Lil Tay's big brother promoted this
*Cancer*
So he won a $10,000 hand bag
What are the odds?
Something smells a bit fishy about this
They both won considerable amounts of items just from unboxing a few. At least what they showed
There is a couple of things wrong with this but I'll start with the most obvious one
Lil Tay's Brother and Daddy have considerably young fans
And promoting a gambling website in general just seems like a bad thing for these people to do
obviously they don't care
And if they don't.. I mean what can you do?
*Laughs*
I personally don't like this argument as I get it a lot myself
"You make innapropriate jokes but you have kids watching"
Well It's not my responsibility who watches my channel
There is a problem with Jake who admits he knows kids are watching him
"Who is your audience? Who do you make videos for?"
"My audience is definitely younger
"I'd say its 8-16 years old so thats where I try and cater the content"
Cater the content by promoting gambling okay.
It's not like its exposed that these people aren't morally ethical.
The second problem with this is that the smaller youtubers have already promoted these websites
And they've been called out for it
This is what their promotion looks like
"OHHH BABY IT'S RED!"
Ohhhh.
"I gotta do the cut proper you know"
*Weird baby sound effect*
"Shut up...."
Is this a joke?
"This is supposed to be legit"
"What?"
*Considers life choices*
"That can't be real..."
Its not. Its not real.
"Here is what it actually looks like when you unbox
Basically 40 boxes is nothing over 15 bucks
Now obviously this is not proof that this is foul play
There is nothing concrete
It seems like they're winning more than it actually is
Now the 3rd issue with this is shipping
On all these sponsored videos they make it seem like it only takes a few days to get their item
"OOOOOH SNAP!"
"Okay guys its been 2-3 days..."
*Can't be bothered to subtitle this cancer*
But online it says people are waiting over 65 days
and no progress on their items
People are saying that they are not even giving a proper tracking number for it
Give them the benefit of the doubt, these mess ups can happen
Shipping is often out of the control of the supplier
But considered how you advertise it saying it is so easy to get the items it is kinda false advertising
Now the final juiciest bit in my opinion is that on the website it says you can get some pretty crazy stuff
Just pay 4 dollars and you can win an astronomia watch
Thats crazy expensive.
A Lamborghini
A bentley
Another lamborghini, a mercedes, a range rover blah blah blah
All these super expensive items
Someone on twitter called CryptoDelta found out here are the odds they display of you winning these items
There's the handbag that Lil Tays big Brother won
0.16%
Wow
He must be a really lucky guy
If you look at the most expensive items, a Lamborghini is 0.15%
Thats sort of a reasonable percentage
considering you're only paying 15 dollars
it doesn't really make any sense
It would still be that sort of high chance
I know it's high in quotation marks
for you to win one of these crazy expensive items
you can still have a decent chance in winning any of these
basically this website has a feature called create your own box
where you can basically make identical boxes as anyone else
this person decided to create the exact same box with the exact same items and the exact same odds
the price they calculated for this
if you put in the same odds and the same outings
it should show up on the same price
I know its confusing but it basically should show up that it costs $14.99
for this box
because it's the exact same box
but it turns out for this to be profitable or for this to meet ends
according if you make your own it should cost $7589.01
for this box
basically, if you were gambling for the odds they say you have, you should have to pay $7000
per box but in reality, your paying 14.99
which means that these odds are bogus
they're not correct
basically proof that what they're displaying is not attainable in the way that they say it is
so all of a sudden this idea that they are marketing through youtubers
that it's easier to win something than it actually is
doesn't seem like that crazy of a concept anymore
suddenly thats not such crazy of a thing
I'm gonna put my tin foil hat on for just a second here
it seems like the people who are sponsered are genuinely surprised
over winning these items
it seems like they're almost sceptical
in their reaction if you watch
*Same cancer as before*
I like how he is doing a sponsorship with this company and he's not even sure if it's legit
like "I dunno if this is legit"
*laughs*
"What?"
*Contemplates life choices*
"That can't be real" x1000
my theory is that they make an account and give some better odds to that account
thats obviously just a theory, I have no idea whether that is true or not.
that is just what my guess would be
they say "hey whats your account?" or "we'll give you an account" or something like that.
and give you improved odds while you do that
that's just my guess, I have no idea if it's true or not
but uhh, i wouldn't be surprised if that was the case
Keemstar said himself that he was offered $100k to do a promotion for his website
and I can confirm I've been reached out by similar and websites and they pay... They pay an insane amount of money
like there's crazy amounts of money in these things
obviously they're very profitable
it's just kinda messed up to see youtubers still promoting these
so many youtubers
its hard to know the ins and outs of every brand you work with
but seeing big youtubers promoting something like this that's clearly been known to be sketchy it's uhh, it's kinda messed up
okay so that was it for pew news
hope you guys enjoyed this episode, smash like if you did
a great way to support the show is to buy the merch everybody
everyone that buys the merch has a 0.16% chance of winning a lamborghini
so make sure you take this offer right now
so thats it from me for now, I'm Gloria Poppy and doopsie doopsie bye
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