You guys, recently in my free time
I have been learning hypnosis.
I've been taking hypnosis classes.
And-- I have.
And so I tried it out on Andy and Mary this morning.
Andy stopped vaping.
Mary stopped itching.
The itching is gone, right?
The itching is gone.
Yeah.
The whole rash, the whole area?
[LAUGHTER]
Cured.
I've gotten pretty good at hypnotizing people,
so I'm going to try it out right now on my audience.
I'm going to say a particular phrase,
and your true personality will come out.
Really, I'm going to say a phrase,
and your whole, true personality will come out.
Ready?
Phrase is, it's day 10 of our 12 Days of Giveaways.
[MUSIC - MICHAEL BUBLE, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE
YEAR"]
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you
be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-- happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay,
happy meetings and friends come to call.
[APPLAUSE]
And thank you, Courtney and Madison.
Thank you so much.
I have a special helper, today.
Please welcome everyone's favorite elf, Sean Hayes.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC - "JINGLE BELLS"]
Thanks for your help, today, Sean.
Yeah.
I love free stuff.
I get free stuff, right?
Yeah.
It depends on how good you are as an elf.
Oh, I'm a good elf.
Yeah.
I'm not elf sized.
I'm an average-sized man, although some parts
are larger than average.
[LAUGHTER]
Today's gifts are all about peace of mind,
like beautiful music.
I'm all about music, Ellen.
You all heard me talking about Spotify earlier in the show.
Tell them more, Tiny Sean.
Sure thing, Giant Ellen.
[LAUGHTER]
This week, Spotify launched its annual wrapped website
that shows you the top artists, songs,
and podcasts you listened to this year.
Last year, over 20 million people
checked it out to get their stats.
These are some of the artists I listened to this year.
I love me some Drake.
I listened to Drake for 254 minutes.
Sean, have you ever done anything for 254 minutes?
I've done something for one minute
that's always satisfying.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm thrilled to be partnered with them.
And you're all getting three years to Spotify, everybody.
[APPLAUSE]
Our next gift comes from the store that's never been
in Twelve Days before.
Tell them more, Teens Sean.
Sure thing, Macro Ellen.
Anthropologie has the best holiday gifts,
from clothing to furniture to fragrances.
It now carries Pura, the smart fragrance dispenser,
which only uses premium designer great fragrances
with clean ingredients.
But what makes it cool is that you can control which scent
and how much all from the touch of your phone.
Along with a Pura package, you're
all getting a $300 Anthropologie gift card!
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, every year, Kiehl's partners with an artist
to create a holiday collection to help end hunger.
Sean's going to tell you more while he
shows you some ballet moves.
Oh.
This year, they've partnered with the artist Andrew
Bannecker to pledge 100% of the net profits
from this collection to provide over one million meals
to Feeding America.
[APPLAUSE]
You're all getting this $400 box of Kiehl's.
[APPLAUSE]
This next gift is going to help you change your life.
Headspace is an app that is meditation made simple, all
right from your phone.
Sean's going to tell you more while he stands in tree pose.
With guided meditations on everything from anxiety
to sleep, it can help you relax, get a better night's rest,
and even stay focused in the gym.
Along with a one-year subscription to Headspace,
you're all getting a $300 Visa gift card.
[APPLAUSE]
For the past few years, you've heard
me talk about the amazing Miraval Resort
in Arizona, which is amazing.
If you haven't been to Miraval, it's amazing.
Now, Miraval is thrilled to announce that in January, it
will open its second resort, and this one is in Austin, Texas.
Sean is going to tell you more as if he's riding a pony.
[LAUGHTER]
I didn't see that.
Do I have to?
Yeah.
OK.
Set on 220 acres overlooking Lake Travis,
this new resort will offer Miraval favorites,
like the famed Life and Balance Spa, equine therapy--
equine?
Equine therapy-- yoga, and meditation experiences.
And this is really cool, Ellen.
They also have a farm with beehives
that will provide herbs and honey for the resort's new spa
treatments for a true farm-to-treatment experience.
That's the head over there?
No, this is the head of the pony.
I know.
What are you petting?
The top of the pony.
Did you get off?
I did!
Oh, I didn't see you get off.
I'm sorry.
[LAUGHTER]
Worth $4,000, you're all getting a three-day, two-night trip
for two to Miraval Austin!
[MUSIC - MICHAEL BUBLE, "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE
YEAR"]
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you
be of good cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-- happiest season of all.
Your gifts are with $5,500.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Be kind to one another.
Bye bye!
[APPLAUSE]
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared, or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer.
And also, some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMS]
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP]!