(upbeat music)
Today, I'm gonna get a beard like James Harden.
It's gonna be great.
- This beard is what I guess what makes him who he is.
- I know a lot about this man.
- [Blake] Went to ASU, he's a living legend there.
- He was actually a shooting guard,
and then Dan Toni came in and was like,
"This guy's good."
Gave him the ball, made him point guard.
Dude just, like, killing it.
- Not afraid to go to paint, get a contact, dunk.
- Hi, I'm Justine.
I'm gonna put your beard on today.
Are you excited?
- Pretty excited, yeah.
- Probably your first time having a beard.
- Yeah, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
(laughing)
- So, you've never had a full beard
that you've grown yourself?
- Nope.
- It's gonna be a little itchy.
- Okay, don't wanna hear that.
(laughs)
(classical music)
(lively jazz music)
- Alright, let's do it.
- Oh Lord.
- Oh, my God.
Wow.
- A little.
God help me.
- My girlfriend's gonna be like, "What the fuck?"
I'm about to go into the office.
- Gonna go see what people's first reactions are
to this monstrosity on my face.
'Sup, Matt? - Hey, what's up?
- What's up?
- Oh, my God, what?
(laughing)
- We're trying to figure out who you look like.
You look like somebody.
(heavenly music)
(jazz music)
- Workin' on my Harden handles.
(ball bouncing)
Ew, look at this, this got in my mouth.
- I was constantly finding food in my beard
throughout the day, more so beard in my food.
A little.
- I don't know where my tongue is.
- Snack for later.
- My face feels like I got Botox, and I can't move it.
The only thing that I can move are my lips.
I don't know how I'm gonna last the night,
let alone the rest of the day.
I'm gonna die.
James probably didn't complain as much about his beard.
- Alright, came to the courts.
Gonna see if this beard helps my basketball game.
♪ Hard, hard ♪
♪ I ball hard in this mutha ♪
♪ I ball hard, hard ♪
♪ I ball hard in this mutha ♪
♪ I ball hard, hard ♪
♪ I ball hard in this mutha ♪
♪ I ball, I ball ♪
♪ I ball h-h-hard, I ball ♪
♪ What's up, what's happenin' ♪
♪ Ballin' out with no basket ♪
♪ And the whole block gonna see me ♪
♪ I get applause without no acting ♪
♪ We got ashes so they askin' ♪
♪ Then they callin' out what it's all about ♪
♪ My chick goin' with boy ♪
♪ And both of them got no accent ♪
- All day, baby, all day.
So, my girlfriend's gonna get home any minute now.
She has no idea what I look like.
So, I got romantic lighting, I'm sitting on her bed.
It's gonna be pretty nice.
- Oh.
- No.
- Give Santa Claus a kiss. - Eww.
(laughing)
- I haven't eaten much today.
Haven't drinken much water today.
Don't feel like I can do anything.
This thing is like a burden.
I bet if he could take off his beard
while he sleeps, he probably would.
I mean, imagine all that drool inside of it.
- I (mumbles) hair in my mouth while I'm brushing.
Such a pain in the ass brushing my teeth.
He definitely doesn't brush his teeth every night.
It's finally bedtime.
I'm gonna try to sleep.
It's like 4am, I've been tossing and turning.
Sleeping sucks with this thing.
I can't sleep.
- Alright guys, it's morning,
and unfortunately,
the beard
did not last the night.
Woke up at like 2 o'clock in the morning,
face was really itchy,
and I basically just bandaid-ripped everything off.
- It's been 24 hours, and I'm pretty stoked
about taking this beard off.
- The one thing that I did enjoy
about wearing the beard was that my face was warmer.
- Pieces are just falling off.
Lemme hold it, the struggle.
Probably gonna get some hair.
Is it stuck to my hairs?
Oh boy.