I thought I'd share some of my favorite #FallSongs tweets
from you guys, and here to help me out
and sing these tweets is tonight's musical guest,
Shawn Mendes right there, ladies and gentlemen.
There he is! Hey!
[ Cheers and applause ] -What's up? What's up?
-Good to see you, buddy.
Shawn Mendes. -Oh, yeah.
Alright, Shawn, let's see how this goes.
Ready for this? -Give it our best shot.
-Alright. This first one is from @Serenity, and she says...
♪ Watch me sneeze until I can't breathe ♪
♪ Allergies are gonna kill me ♪
♪ And now that I'm without warm weather ♪
♪ I'll be needing sweaters ♪
Was that good? Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-How fun is that? -Come on.
-Shawn Mendes. This is awesome. -Good times.
-This next one is from @dibilay. She says...
-♪ Hello, Starbucks, my old friend ♪
♪♪
♪ It's time for pumpkin spice again ♪
Jimmy, my timing's all wrong.
I was completely --
This was all on you.
-[ Laughs ] -Jimmy, I was --
-What? I gave you the thing. I gave you the cue to do --
-We were like a couple beats off, but it's fine.
-What? -Simon and --
-You gave me the thing.
-I gave you the thing. Yeah. -Come on. It's fine.
At least it was in key, right?
[ Laughter ]
-No, it's good. Simon Garfunkel. That was --
-I know. I told you. I'm just not as old as you.
I don't know these words.
[ Audience oohs ]
-Boink, boink, boink, boink.
-Hey, don't you talk back to --
Son, don't talk back to your father like that.
Don't you talk back to Dad like that.
Go to your room right now! -So sorry.
It doesn't mean -- You don't look old.
You're fine. You're fine.
Just old. [ Laughs ]
No, you're not. I'm just very young.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. -Here we go.
This one's from @ZachAttack1200. He says...
-♪ Look at the leaves ♪
♪ Look how they fall on you ♪
♪♪
♪ And all around you, too, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, they were all yellow ♪
-Ahh. Hey. That's it right there.
-Sorry. It takes a couple tries. -That's what I'm talking about.
[ Laughs ] Fantastic. I like that one.
This one is from @Raegan31. She says...
-♪ You down with Halloween ♪ -♪ Yeah, you know me ♪
-♪ You down with trick-or-treats ♪
-♪ Yeah, you know me ♪
-♪ You down with pumpkin seeds ♪
-♪ Yeah, you know me ♪
-♪ Who's down with fallin' leaves ♪
-♪ Yeah, all the ladies ♪
-That was good. I like that one.
-That's a hit song. That is a hit song right there.
-You sound like my grandfather.
-This one is from @PeopleofBoone.
-Oh, I know this one.
PeopleofBoone? Is that what you said?
-He says... -He says...
♪ Hello ♪
♪ It's trees ♪
♪ We were wondering if after all these months ♪
♪ You'd like some leaves ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
I actually really...
-I want you to be here every day. This is fantastic.
I don't want Shawn Mendes to ever leave.
-I won't leave. I'll stay here. -I want you to stay.
You should always be on "The Tonight Show."
This one is from @PaulTrafga. He says...
-♪ Parent's weekend's comin' up real soon ♪
♪ So I gotta hide my bone in my dorm room ♪
[ Laughter ] Sorry...
Parent weekend's coming up.
-Yeah. Parent weekend. -Parents weekend.
You got to hide that. -You know it.
-These are not my tweets. These are totally not.
Just so we're aware.
This is from @Jackjasonjames2.
-Yeah. There we go.
-This is 2. This is his second account.
-It's number 2.
-He says...
-♪ I play football in Ibiza ♪
♪ To show Tim Tebow I was cool ♪
♪ Yeah, my career was over ♪
♪ I was 10 years older ♪
♪ So I said, "I'll play baseball, too" ♪
-There you go. Fantastic. We love Tim Tebow.
-We do. I'm sorry. That was...
-Oh, this is a good one here.
-Yes, I'm really excited for this. This one's for you.
You got to help me with this...
-Yeah, no, I'll let you do this.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, okay, I'll help you out with this one.
Alright. This one's from @ESmith429. She says...
-♪ I've got that pumpkin in my latte ♪
♪ Got that sweater wrapped 'round me ♪
♪ Feel that leaf fall on my body ♪
♪ When it drops, Jimmy ♪
-♪ Ooh ♪ -Yeah!
That was it! You got it!
♪ Ooh ♪
-I was nervous you weren't gonna be able to do it.
-That was some good harmony. -It was perfect.
-♪ Ooh ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪
-♪ Say, ooh ♪
-Do it again. Just one more time, please.
♪ Like, ooh ♪ -♪ Ooh ♪
Yes.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, this one. I can help you out with this one.
-You gotta know the accent. I can't do the accent.
-Yeah, this is more my speed. This one's --
-Come on. Do it really well. -This is the last one.
More my age. -Yeah, for old people.
I mean, not old people. Just you.
-@xKuroi-Lilyx. And she says...
♪ And I would rake 500 piles ♪
♪ And I would rake 500 more ♪
♪ Just to be the man ♪
♪ Who rake a thousand leaves ♪
♪ Outside of your front door ♪
-♪ Da-da-dah ♪ -♪ Da-da-dah ♪
-There you have it!
Last weekend, you were at the iHeartRadio --
iHeartRadio music festival.
It was out in Vegas. -Yeah.
-And -- a really, really cool guy --
-A cool guy.
-Brought you -- brought you on stage.
-Very cool guy.
-His name is Justin Timberlake.
-Yeah. He's good. You know him? -Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-We're actually pretty good friends now.
-What's that?
-We're actually pretty good friends now.
-Yeah, what's that?
-We're pretty good friends now. -What's that?
[ Laughter ]
-Um... -How was that? Was it fun?
-Yeah. It was. -Come on.
-It was the coolest thing of my entire life, right there.
-Look at that. He's the greatest.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And you did "Cry Me a River"?
-No, we didn't do "Cry Me a River."
We did "What Goes Around Comes Around."
Who's the better friend now? -Oh, that's what you did.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-I wasn't there, though. I wasn't there.
-Yeah, you weren't there. Sorry, sorry.
-That's all right. I wasn't there.
-You follow him on Instagram, though, right?
-Uh, no. I just hang out with him
outside of fake social media.
I'm really his friend. Anyway.
[ Laughter ]
But no, that's good.
You posed for a picture with him. It was great.
-I got it. -I really loved that.
Well, have you guys ever done bits together?
-We haven't. -He likes you.
-He does. Yeah. -I know he does.
-I think he does. I hope he does.
-He definitely does. -Yeah, yeah.
-I mean, he likes other people, too.
-Yeah, he likes other people. [ Laughter ]
-He doesn't like everybody. -He likes a lot of people.
-Yeah, he likes -- nah, not really.
He's very selective, actually.
[ Laughter ]
The more I think about it, he only likes one person.
-I was hearing,
when I was there, actually, I got off stage.
He doesn't really do that with many people.
Like, it's really rare that he brings people on stage.
So he must really like me.
[ Laughter and applause ]
No, but in all -- in all seriousness,
honestly, like, I got to play with him, John Mayer,
and Ed Sheeran within the same two years.
I mean, I'm pretty sure the first time we spoke,
you asked me who one of my idols was,
and I said Justin Timberlake. -Yeah, you did.
-Yeah. Dude, it was just insane.
-And he's -- and he's super nice, too.
-He's so nice and so insanely talented.
-He's one of those guys you want to meet, like you.
-He's like -- Every time somebody goes,
"Who are your idols?"
I say his name, but I always add,
"Not just as a musician, but as a person."
Like, everything he's been able to do.
Just the way he is and, you know,
he's just a great person.
So, yeah. Anyways, it was cool. He likes me more.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's talk about -- Let's talk about --
[ Laughter ]
That's a thing of the past.
-No one even -- [ Laughter ]
-No one even cares. -No one even remembers.
-No one cares. Yeah, yeah. I don't care.
They only remember that you were on stage with Justin Timberlake.
What's the big deal?
Today is Friday, and that's usually when I catch up
with some personal stuff. -You mean like check your inbox,
return some e-mails, of course, send out --
-Thank You Notes. Yeah, Thank You Notes.
I was running a bit behind, so I thought if you guys
wouldn't mind, I'd like to write out
my weekly Thank You Notes right now.
Is that cool with you guys? -Is it cool if I write some too?
-Yeah, you can write some. -Yeah, I'd love to.
Do I have my -- Oh, yeah, okay, here we go.
-You got your Thank You Notes? -Yeah, I got them right here.
-Okay. You have your pen? -I got my pen.
-Okay.
James, can we get some Thank You Note writing music, please?
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Don't even try to not smile.
[ Laughter ] Oh, my gosh.
-Look at that face. -Yeah, look at that face.
Come on. Look at that face.
[ Laughter ]
That's a good-looking dude. -That's a beautiful man.
-Alright, here we go.
♪♪
Thank you, NFL Draft, for being in Las Vegas
because if there's one place you want to hand a 22-year-old
$50 million, it's Las Vegas.
[ Cheers and applause ] Ooh, yeah.
♪♪ -Thank you, "Top Gun: Maverick,"
for being the movie version of a chest bump.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] That's very nice.
♪♪
-Thank you, Dr. Fauci, for saying the U.S.
is out of the pandemic phase.
Though I'll believe it when you book a Carnival cruise.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Thank you, Spotify logo,
for looking like three worms decided to spoon each other.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-That was a good one. I liked that one.
-You like that one? -Yeah, that was --
-They gave you all the good ones.
Making me look bad on my first time.
-No, no, that was a great one. I think you should have done
this one, but I like this one. Ready?
♪♪
Thank you, 7-Eleven's new breakfast taquitos.
So if you didn't think those taquitos were appetizing before,
now they're filled with eggs.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Wow, you're coming -- That's almost like a sidearm.
-Wow. -Wow.
♪♪
-Thank you, windshield wipers,
for letting my car dance to "Hip Hop Hooray."
[ Laughter and applause ]
♪♪
-♪ Hey, ho, hey, ho ♪
-Oh, yeah, you unbutton.
-I didn't know about the unbutton when you sit down.
-So I just kind of open up. -Ah, this feels a lot better.
-Now it's like, wow, now we can breathe a little bit
and hang out, come on. -Yeah, this is great.
-Dude, this is perfect. -Yeah. I like this.
I could get used to this. -I love this.
We should do this every -- -How you guys doing out there?
[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah.
We could do this every night. I love this.
-You need a bigger desk.
-Alright. Ready? -Okay, here we go.
[ Laughter ]
Thank you, water, for always being the perfect duet partner.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I agree.
No, you and water are perfect together.
-You look good with water too.
-No. Isn't it odd it always rains whenever you perform?
-Rains, yeah. -Yeah, indoors.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-It's really unbelievable. -My sleeves are never on either.
-Yeah, no, exactly right. Okay. Here we go.
We'll do this one together. -Alright, okay.
Yeah, yeah. Let's see what we got. Oh.
-Ready? -Yeah.
♪♪
-Thank you, having a co-host,
for making tonight double the fun...
-And half the work.
-There you have it, everybody. Those are my Thank You Notes.
Shawn and I are about to go head-to-head
in a game of Egg Roulette.
Higgins, would you like to explain how this works?
-[Sinister voice] Yes, James!
Here in my hand, I have one dozen eggs.
Eight of them have been hard-boiled.
Four of them are still raw.
You and Shawn will take turns selecting one egg at a time.
-Your accent is so different. -And smashing it. [ Laughing ]
-From the top of the show.
-I'm a professional announcer. -Okay, yes.
-Smash it upon the top of your head.
-Uh-huh. -You won't know which eggs
are raw and which are hard-boiled.
But once you choose an egg, you must smash that egg
on top of your head, no put-backs.
The first one to smash two rrrraw eggs
on the top of their head
shall lose!
Shawn. -Am I picking first?
-Would you like to choose the first eeeeggggg?
[ Laughing ]
-You really sold "egg." -[Imitates creaking sound]
-That one looks like it's kind of hopping out already.
No, nothing's rigged.
-Is this like, the one you touch, you have to pick, right?
-No, no. You can do whatever you want.
-The one you pull out. You can touch all of them.
-Okay, you can? -Touch my eggs!
-Ohhh. -Touch them!
-Stop saying that!
Stop saying that to Shawn Mendes.
-"Shawn, pick me!"
-No, don't smell it! You can't smell it!
-Oh, yeah, 'cause the smell. Exactly.
-No, that's me. I had Mexican.
[ Laughing ] -Oh, that was you?
-Good luck!
-That's loud, yeah, sorry. I apologize.
He has to perform later.
-So... -Good luck.
What does it feel to you? Do you feel like it's hard-boiled?
Do you feel like it's...?
-This to me feels a little raw.
I'm not gonna lie. -[ Laughing ]
-Go ahead, break it on your head, bud.
-How would you know?
[ Laughing ]
-Good luck.
-Ohh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-What in the world? -Oh!
[ Applause ]
-Oy! -Oh, my God!
-Wow!
-That was insane!
[ Laughing ]
Wow!
Were you wrong! Oh, my gosh!
Wow!
Oh, my gosh.
Wow, that was a smash and a half.
Higgins, what happened to you?
A little egg? -I slipped on the egg.
-Alright, got you, alright. -Good luck, James.
♪♪
-Now I kind of want to get that weird one on the end.
Alright. -It's all over my pants.
[ Laughing ]
-I'm not gonna say anything. -Get out of here.
-Oh, this, I already know. I already feel it.
I can tell. -You can tell what?
-This is already, it's hard-boiled.
-It's hard-boiled? -Yeah, I know for a fact.
-Alright. -Yep.
Thanks so much for coming on the show.
Congrats on the tour.
What's up, buddy?
[ Applause ]
That's how you do it.
That's how yo do it, right there.
Come on. You gotta feel the vibe!
Feel the vibe!
So far you've done pretty well.
[ Laughing ]
Ooh!
-Ohh.
-Are you bleeding? [ Laughing ]
-That one hurt. -Are you bleeding a little?
Yeah, that's a hard-boiled egg.
-Hit the hair. Hit the hair. -That one was a rock.
Alright, we apologize.
-That was super hard. -One is a rock, yeah.
-That was half-boiled. -Alright, which one?
That one just looks weird. Why is it like that?
-I don't -- You can't choose that one.
-I can't, right? -'Cause I know that's cooked.
I smelled it.
I dealt it. -Goodbye, get away.
-[ Laughing ]
-Oh, no. I don't feel good about this.
Ahh! -Come on.
-Why would I -- -Do it hard!
-Ahh!
Dude, I love you.
Thanks so much for coming on.
-Right in the middle.
-Ahhh.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
-[ Laughing ] Wham!
[ Applause ]
-I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
-The score is 1-1.
This could be egg-cellent.
-Yuck.
Alright, wait. Shawn's turn.
Higgins, why don't we break it on your head?
-What?
-Where are you going?
-I've got a good feeling about this.
-You do, right? You know that it's hard-boiled?
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-This is disgusting.
-Alright, here we go.
-You're dripping.
-No, no, no, no, no!
-You don't know, right? -I don't know.
-Audience Member: No! -No?
-No! -One guy just said "no."
The rest of the audience is quiet.
I feel good about this. -You feel good?
-Yeah, man. Dude, come on, man.
I do this every week. -You do it all day.
-Yeah, come on.
-Nothing to it. -It means nothing to me.
-Right, let's -- Haa!
Ohhh. -Wow!
You want to go? You want to see what's up?
We already know that one. Let's take that one out, right?
Just get it the F out of here. Okay, good.
Alright, we got this. Here, look at this.
This is it.
[ Breathing sharply ] -Two more in there.
-Are we going speed run?
-Yeah, speed, go.
-Ahhh!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Bell dinging ]
The champion!
Shawn Mendes, everybody!