- How do you do, fruit lovers?
It's Orange and Pear with some knowledge to share.
- Today we're showing you how to start a company.
- Wow Pear, what do ya say we get down to business?
(Orange laughs) (Pear groans)
- All right.
So step one is to decide what your company is gonna do.
- Ooh! Touch it's tongue to it's eye!
- What?
- TNT, Puns, make fun of Little Apple!
- Hey!
- Orange, stop.
We're talking about what your company is going to do
to make money.
- Ohhhh, I get it.
So make fun of Little Apple, obviously.
(laughs) - No.
No one is going to pay you to do that!
- Aww, not even a little?
(laughs)
- Orange!
(Pear sighs)
- A good thing to do is to think of something
your community doesn't have that it could really use.
- Oh, slides that go up! (air whooshing)
Trees that aren't trees! (stamp)
Trampolines for chinchillas! (bouncy boinging)
Ooh, that's a good one.
- Ugh, this is getting us nowhere.
Let's just move on to step two.
Pick a name for your company.
- Hmm, how about Jeff?
- Jeff?
You're going to name your company
that makes trampolines for chinchillas Jeff?
- What? Jeff's a great name.
And it screams chinchilla trampolines.
- Jeff does not scream chinchilla trampolines, dude.
- Well that Jeff sure does.
- Trampolines for chinchillas!
(roars)
- Huh. Well, it looks like you've got a head start
on step three.
Let people know your company exists.
A lot of companies advertise on TV, for example.
- Say no more, Pear.
Say no more.
Are you a chinchilla who loves trampolines?
Of course you are.
Come on down to Jeff
and jump on these great deals quick!
(laughs)
We're located right between the slide that goes up
and the tree that isn't a tree.
Or call us at 1-800-I'M-A-CHINCHILLA-AND-CAN'T-USE-THE-PHONE
- Well, that was something. (bouncy boinging)
But apparently it worked.
- So what's step four?
We got chinchillas lining up around the block!
- Step four is pretty straightforward.
Just rake in the cash. (dreamy music)
- Oh.
- What's the matter?
You have a bunch of customers.
- I do, but chinchillas don't have any money.
They only have items they find lying around
like buttons, shards of glass, lit sticks of TNT, gravel.
- Wait, what was that?
- Gravel, you know, small rocks?
- Before that.
- Shards of glass?
Hmm, I guess that could be valuable.
- After that!
- Ohhh, you mean the lit stick of TNT?
- Yes! (bouncy boinging)
- Not to worry, Pear. (TNT sizzling)
I'll get rid of it right now
by sending it down this slide.
See, super easy.
Bye, TNT!
- Ugh, that was a close one.
Hey wait a minute!
(screams) (laughing)
(TNT exploding)
(upbeat music)