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>> Reggie: THIS IS ABOUT TO BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR DROP THE MIC!
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HE'S THE RHYME SAYER, MONOLOGUE SLAYER, IT'S JAMES CORDEN!
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NOW HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, CUZ YOU'RE GOING TO GO NUTS, IT'S
SAMUEL L. JACKSON!
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OKAY.
JAMES, AS HOST, YOU WILL GO FIRST.
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FIRST.
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LET'S GO.
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
JUST GIVE ME A BEAT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: ♪ IT'S ANOTHER
DROP THE MIC ♪ WHERE I END UP AN ABUSER
TO PROVE THE "L" IN SAMUEL L.
♪ JACKSON STANDS FOR LOSER YOU'VE BEEN IN ALMOST 200 MOVIES
♪ AND THAT'S INSANE BUT FOR EVERY "HATEFUL EIGHT"
♪ THERE'S A "SNAKES ON A PLANE" HE'S THE HIGHEST GROSSING ACTOR
♪ AND THAT IS FACT THAT'S HOW HE BUYS
♪ ALL THOSE DUMB KANGOL HATS AND NOW IT'S HITMAN'S BODYGUARD
♪ COMING TO GO GET IT BUT THE ONLY TIME
♪ YOU GET APPLAUSE IS WHEN YOU SHOW UP
♪ AFTER CREDITS (
MAKE ME AN AVENGER, SAM!
MAKE ME ONE TOO!
>> ♪ IMMA, IMMA, IMMA LOSER?
AT WHAT?
♪ BEING UNKNOWN?
BE HUMBLE, SIT DOWN ♪ YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
BLACK SNAKE OWNED ♪ I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
'CAUSE I'M THE REAL STAR ♪ NO ONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE
WITHOUT ADELE AND A CAR ♪ IT'S AMAZING
YOU'RE ANONYMOUS ♪ AND OVEREXPOSED
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A MINION ♪ IN TOO-TIGHT CLOTHES
IN THE "EMOJI MOVIE" ♪ I HEAR YOU JUST PLAY A HAND
SO LOOK, I'LL PUT IT IN A WAY ♪ YOU CAN UNDERSTAND
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: ♪ NICE VERSE, SAM
BUT NOW YOU GET TORN APART ♪ LIKE I'M A VELOCIRAPTOR
AND THIS IS "JURASSIC PARK" ♪ PEOPLE KNOW YOU
FROM "PULP FICTION" AND BIG HITS ♪ BUT 90% OF YOUR IMDB PAGE
IS (
YOUR CAREER IS FINISHED ♪ BEST PART OF "WONDER WOMAN"
IS NICK FURY WASN'T IN IT ♪ I'LL BE THE LAST MAN STANDING
ONCE THIS CROWD HAS VOTED ♪ PEOPLE ONLY LISTEN
TO WHAT YOU SAY ♪ WHEN TARANTINO WROTE IT
(
SO CLOSE.
(
♪ YOU GONE YOU GONE
♪ YOU GONE TEAR ME APART, JAMES?
♪ GIVE ME A BREAK THE ONLY WAY YOU'D TEAR INTO ME
♪ IS IF I WAS A CAKE AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY
♪ BUT I'M GOING TO BE NICK FURY IS MARVEL
♪ WONDER WOMAN'S DC I'M TRYING TO THINK
♪ OF YOUR CREDITS BUT MY MIND GOES BLANK
♪ IF ANYONE ACTUALLY WATCHES THIS (
♪ YOU'VE GOT REGGIE TO THANK YOU'RE LIKE A FIDGET SPINNER
♪ BORING, ANNOYING AND PLASTIC NOW RUN
♪ TELL YOUR D-LIST FRIENDS YOU JUST GOT SHAFTED
(
AWW, YEAH.
>> James: ♪ OH, I GOT SHAFTED?
OK, GOT IT ♪ WELL, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE
SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAW IT ♪ I'LL SHATTER MR. GLASS
AND MAKE COACH CARTER ♪ TAKE A KNEE
BECAUSE HALF THE MOVIES ♪ THAT YOU MAKE
GO TO STRAIGHT TO DVD ♪ BUT YOU WORK CONSTANTLY
THIS MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL ♪ AREN'T YOU RICH ENOUGH NOW
TO SAY NO TO BANK COMMERCIALS?
SERIOUSLY?
(
YOU HAD A CHANCE TONIGHT ♪ TO BEAT ME, SUCKER
LET ME BORROW YOUR PHRASE ♪ YOU'RE DONE, (
(
>> OH, OH, OH, HE'S RATTLED
♪ DID I HURT YOUR FEELINGS JAMES?
♪ ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOU BATTLED ME
♪ NOW PEOPLE KNOW YOUR NAME MY LOOK IS UNMISTAKABLE
♪ MY TALENT IS UNSHAKEABLE YOU'RE LYING IF YOU TRY TO SAY
♪ YOU DIDN'T LOVE "UNBREAKABLE" THIS MARSHMALLOW GOT ROASTED
♪ I'M WHAT THEY CAME TO SEE AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME
♪ IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE
♪ UPON THEE YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED, JAMES
♪ BY A MAN TWICE YOUR AGE NOW GET THIS (
♪ OFF THIS (
AND OH, YOU DIS MY COMMERCIALS?
♪ THAT'S SO OUT OF POCKET SO LET ME WHIP THIS OUT
♪ AND SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN MY WALLET
(
>> Reggie: WHO IS YOUR WINNER?
IS IT JAMES CORDEN?
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EVERYONE!
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT HIS NEW MOVIE, “THE HITMAN'S BODYGUARD,”
IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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