- Boo-boo!
- [Hannah] Hello! - [Kingsley] Hello!
- It's like we're having a spa day!
You know what's weird about IHOP?
It's only in America.
So why the hell are they
the International House of Pancakes?
- It's a lie.
This looks wa-ful.
This week on My Drunk Kitchen I am joined
by the one, the onsley... Kingsley!
- Me!
This week on My Drunk Kitchen
we are gonna be making waffles.
You know why? - [Kingsley] Why?
- Because breakfast is the bestfast.
- [Hannah] Uhh... - [Kingsley] Uhh...
- Waffles are my personal breakfast dish of choice.
Kingsley, what's yours?
- Waffles! - [Hannah] In the waffles
versus pancake debate, what do you like?
- Oo, pancakes. - [Hannah] What?!
- So I kinda lied.
- Aww... - [Kingsley] Damn.
- I personally love waffles because
they are crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside
and the best of both worlds.
The worlds are... (indistinct muttering)
Okay, you wanna read the first step?
- Yeah!
- Um...
Okay. Umm...
- Preheat your waffle iron--
- Ow! Done.
- Lightly grease your iron with oil.
Place the mix in a bowl.
Use a wire whisk as you add the water.
Stir til fairly smooth.
Add melted margarine or butter and beat hard.
- Here is, ooo!
One pouch for five waffles.
You ever feel pressure to be sassy
if you're not in a sassy mood?
- I do sometimes, and lately I've just been like
fuck it, like I don't have to be sassy all the time.
If I'm tired and my sass meter's at a zero
then you're just gonna see it at a zero.
- That's when King's like, "You know what?
"I think there are two sides to every argument."
One and a half cups warm water.
♫ Oh hey, mix it good. ♫ (indistinct singing)
I'm exhausted.
- Girl, I'm over here churning
like I'm Laura Ingalls Wilder.
- ♫ Churning, churning, churning ♫
That's like a tablespoon of butter
don't you think? - [Kingsley] Yes.
- Sorry, I don't have any PAM.
But this is a pretty good way of doing it.
- It is. It's a better way.
- It's a butter way!
Kingsley, because you like to cook
and because waffles are so easy
we're gonna do something special.
- What're we gonna do?
- We're gonna make our own maple syrup
by making Bourbon maple syrup.
- Yah!
- So while we make our syrup
we're gonna put in a sacrificial waffle
because the first waffle always turns out bad.
Just like your children.
- ♫ I'm gonna pour the waffle mix ♫
- That was beautiful.
♫ I'm gonna fly like... ♫
Close it. - [Kingsley] Dun-nah-nun.
- Hey! (mouth trill)
Step one in making Bourbon maple syrup
is to pour the maple syrup into the pot.
- How much of it?
- Umm...
Have you seen the show?
Now we put it on the stove
and then we hop the pilot light hasn't gone out.
Beam me up, Scotty!
- I don't know if I've had this before.
(disgusted sound) (sputtering)
- Oh!
- While we wait for our Bourbon to burn off
because somebody grossly overpoured
we're gonna take out our waffle and check it out!
Oh, here we go!
(gibberish)
The good thing about this waffle is that
it pulls off all the other waffle we made last time.
- Second attempts are always better.
If you fall down, you have to get back up and try again.
- Oh look, our Bourbon stuff is almost done!
- It looks like...
tar.
- Ow! Goddamn!
Here's waffle number two!
A little loosey goosey.
- Waffle number three!
- You know what they say.
Three's... - [Kingsley] Humping.
- So now that you've made your maple Bourbon syrup
I'm making this up, I really am.
We're gonna put it in here and put that in the fridge?
Maybe that'll make it maple syrup again.
- It looks like... tar.
Ohhh... - [Hannah] Wow!
Ohh!
- Now that's a fucking waffle.
- Oh my god, it looks so good!
- Do you guys see this? This goodness.
This heavenly golden brown...
Goldilocks and the Three Waffles.
- Bitch better have my waffle!
Now it's time for the best part of waffle making.
Decorating. (mouth trill)
It's important when you have a guest
to give them the best waffle you've made.
I'll be taking this sad, weird waffle.
Kingsley, you can decorate your waffle
in the following ways.
An assortment of fresh fruit and berries.
Good old butter.
Our really well-made Bourbon maple syrup!
And we also have whipped cream.
(Kingsley growling)
First and foremost, let's just get this out of the way.
- So good. - [Hannah] Mmm!
King, what's your first step in decorating
your perfect waffle?
- Syrup first
because you want it to soak down into the waffle
til it's full and moist and just full of syrup.
- Before you put this on your waffle, I just wanna know...
That's not bad! - [Kingsley] Not at all.
- Ohh, that's the butter.
What's your next step for making a waffle?
- Definitely the whipped cream.
- You go syrup then whipped cream?
- Yes. - [Hannah] Girl, do you have
a sweet tooth? - [Kingsley] Girl, no!
If you put the syrup on top of the whipped cream
then how's the syrup gonna get to the pancake?
- It's a waffle!
Waffles are like the cake of breakfast.
Not like pancakes. Don't believe that lie.
Pyon!
I don't have any forks.
- Let's just taco it!
- [Hannah] Mmm! - [Kingsley] Mmm!
- I love waffles.
You know why breakfast is the most important
meal of the day? - [Kingsley] Why?
- 'Cause it's all about beginnings.
So even if you want breakfast for dinner
maybe that's a new beginning for you.
- Oh my god, that is so sweet!
- Just like this waffle?
- Oh my god!
- This is all I've ever wanted.
Hey guys, thank you so much for watching!
Kings, thank you so much for being here!
Click like and subscribe to Kingsley for more Kingsley.
He's doing a whole month of collabs
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Mwah! - [Kingsley] Mwah!
- Have a great day.
You have anything to say in the end card?
- I love you, and I love your people.
- Thank you.
(Kingsley growning)