>>> UH-OH. DORKY DAD ON THE LOOSE.
YOU GIRLS WANT SOME SNACKS? I'VE GOT PITA CHIPS, RAISINS,
AND SALT. >> OKAY, BYE, DAD.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
>> SORRY 'MY DAD. BUT HEY, I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
SCARY WE CAN DO. >> OOH, COOL.
OUIJA BOARD. >> LET'S GET SPOOKY.
SPIRITS, WE CALL UPON YOU TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS.
IF YOU ARE HERE, GIVE US A SIGN. >> HA HA HA HA!
I AM BEALTHOR, MISTRESS OF THE NINE HELL.
>> HOLY SMOKES, WE SUMMONED A DEMON.
>> ASK YOUR QUESTION, MORTALS. >> OKAY.
I'LL GO. DEMON, WHICH ONE OF US WILL GET
MARRIED FIRST? >> AH, THE WHISPERS OF THE
DAMNED FLOW THROUGH MY HEAD. THEY SAY SAMANTHA SHALL BE FIRST
TO WED. >> SAMANTHA!
>> DEMON, THANK YOU. >> DO YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
CELEBRATE, YOU GUYS. >> PIZZA!
>> PIZZA GIRLS, AT IT AGAIN. >> I MEAN, I LIKE PIZZA.
>> OH, I THINK WE'RE KIND OF DONE WITH THE OUIJA STUFF.
>> OH, SAME HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD GET ON
OUR PIZZA? PINEAPPLE!
>> EW, THAT SOUNDS GROSS. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, PINEAPPLE IS
SO GROSS. I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THAT.
HEY, LET'S WATCH A MOVIE. MOVIE GIRLS AT IT AGAIN.
>> I DON'T KNOW, BEALTHOR, IT'S KIND OF LATE TO START A MOVIE.
>> YEAH, I WAS THINKING THAT TOO, AS SOON AS I SAID IT, I WAS
LIKE, IT'S TOO LATE, I'M SO STUPID.
>> GIRLS, WHY DOES THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELL LIKE BRIMSTONE?
OH, HEY, ASHLEY, RIGHT? >> NO, DAD, THIS IS BEALTHOR.
>> IS THAT GREEK? MAZELTOV.
ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT WE RAN OUT OF PITA CHIPS.
I THINK I DO SEE SOMETHING BEHIND YOUR EAR.
OH, IT'S A GO-GURT. IT'S THE LAST ONE SO TAKE A
SQUIRT AND PASS IT AROUND. I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING THAT
SWIFFER. >> DADS.
>> TOTALLY. MY DAD IS ALL, I'M SATAN, GOD
CAST ME OUT OF HEAVEN, WHAT A LOSER.
>> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
>> MY BAD. SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD.
I'M JUST REALLY STRUGGLING WITH MY HOME LIFE RIGHT NOW.
AND I GUESS I'VE BEEN FEELING REALLY UGLY LATELY.
>> DON'T OR SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE. >> I'M GOING TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM. >> GUESS WHO ORDERED THAI FOOD.
SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST THROW IN FIVE BUCKS THAT WOULD BE --
WHERE'S THE GOTH KID? >> HI, SATAN?
CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP? THESE GIRLS ARE BEING SUPER
FAKE. >> I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M
HEARING. WERE YOU GIRLS BULLYING
BEALTHOR? >> DAD, SHE'S LEAVING.
>> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, CHRISTINE.
SO SHE HAS HORNS, BIG WHOOP. MAYBE HER DIFFERENCES ARE WHAT
MAKE HER COOL. >> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
MR. SANDERSON. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'LL BE NICE. >> HEY, SO MY DAD SAYS THAT I
CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT. ANYWAY, I'M SORRY FOR RUINING
YOUR PARTY. >> BEALTHOR, WAIT.
THESE GIRLS HAVE SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE TO SAY.
GIRLS? >> BEALTHOR, WE'RE SORRY.
>> YEAH, WE THINK IT WOULD BE PRETTY ILL IF YOU SPENT THE
NIGHT. >> REALLY?
>> YES! >> YAY.
HEY, WHO WANTS TO KNOW HOW THEY'RE GOING TO DIE?
>> ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]