>>> CHANNEL 6, PUBLIC CABLE TELEVISION AUTHORITY,
FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA. ♪♪♪
>> WELCOME TO HOMEWORK HOT LINE, IF YOU'RE IN GRADES 1 THROUGH 6
AND NEED HELP WITH YOUR HOMEWORK, CALL THE NUMBER ON
YOUR SCREEN NOW. >> HEY, STUDENTS, I'M MR.
LEONARD, HERE WITH MY STUDY BUDDY BOBO.
>> AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK.
CALL NOW. >> IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
ALREADY CALLING IN. FIRST CALLER, WHAT DO YOU NEED
HELP WITH TODAY. >> MY QUESTION IS, WHEN YOU AND
BOBO HAVE SEX, WHO'S ON TOP AND WHO'S ON BOTTOM.
>> GET A LIFE. >> HOW RUDE.
>> YES, BOBO, HE'S VERY RUDE. EVERY DAY WITH THIS TURKEY
NONSENSE ABOUT ME AND BOBO. KNOCK IT OFF.
PATTY, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SCREEN CALLS.
HOW ARE THESE TURKEYS GETTING THROUGH?
>> WELL, THEY LIE TO ME, AND THE LORD WILL JUDGE THEM FOR IT.
>> WELL, TRY A LITTLE HARDER PLEASE.
NEXT CALLER, WHAT'S STUMPING YOU TODAY?
>> HI, I'M WHITNEY, I'M DOING MY GEOGRAPHY WORKSHEET, AND I CAN'T
FIND SOME PLACES. >> GEOGRAPHY.
OH, WE'LL NEED A GLOBE FOR THAT. >> THE GLOBE!
>> WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR, WHITNEY.
>> THIS SHOULD BE EASY, BECAUSE I THINK BOBO WAS JUST THERE LAST
NIGHT. WHERE'S BALLS DEEP U.S.A.
>> BALLS DEEP USA. LET ME SEE.
I KNOW THERE'S A BALLTOWN IN IOWA.
BOBO, WERE YOU IN BALLS DEEP LAST NIGHT?
>> I THINK THIS MIGHT BE ANOTHER PRANK CALL.
>> OH, I GET IT NOW. HANG UP ON THIS TURKEY.
>> SHAME ON YOU. >> YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
LOOK AT MY FACE, I'M NOT LAUGHING.
>> I KNOW WHAT WILL CHEER YOU UP, HUGS AND KISSES.
>> OKAY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WITH THE
HUGS AND KISSES. THERE'S A BUNCH OF YOUTUBE
VIDEOS OF YOU HUGGING ME WITH PORN MUSIC TIED IN.
>> BUT BOBO LOVES HUGS AND KISSES.
>> I'M SERIOUS, DUDE. >> DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.
>> PATTY, DO WE HAVE ANY REAL CALLS ON THE PHONE LINES?
>> WELL, WE HAVE A STUDENT NAMED HARRY PAIROFTESTES.
>> NO, NEXT. >> WE HAVE RYAN DOING A HISTORY
REPORT ON THE MEXICAN OUTLAW, DIRTY SANCHEZ.
>> ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> MATTHEW IS CALLING ABOUT THE
ATOMIC WEIGHTS OF ELEMENTS. >> THOSE CRANK CALLERS HAVE WAY
TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. >> I AGREE.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? >> SO I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT THE
TOTAL ATOMIC WEIGHT IN AN ELEMENT EQUATION.
>> WE CAN USE THE PERIODIC TABLE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BOBO. LET'S GO TO THE MATH CAM.
WHAT'S YOUR EQUATION, MATTHEW? >> BORON, OXYGEN --
>> B-O -- >> THEN ANOTHER BORON OXYGEN --
>> B-O -- >> AND SULFUR --
>> S. >> THEN COBALT, AND CARBON.
>> C-O-C. >> WAIT A SECOND.
IS THE NEXT ONE POTASSIUM? >> YEP.
>> POTASSIUM IS K. >> HANG UP ON THIS LIAR.
THE PHONE LINES ARE CLOSED. LET'S DO ONE FROM E-MAIL.
>> TRAVIS, WHO'S IN SECOND GRADE WRITES, DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU
RUB YOUR PANT LEG, YOU CAN GENERATE STATIC ELECTRICITY THAT
MAKES YOUR HAIR STICK UP. >> YES TRAVIS.
THAT'S BECAUSE FRICTION CHARGES THE ELECTRONS.
LET'S TRY IT, BOBO, RUB MY PANT LEG.
>> OKAY. >> A LITTLE FASTER, BOBO.
>> IS IT WORKING? >> YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS MIGHT BE
ANOTHER PRANK. THAT'S THE END OF THE SHOW, WE
HAVE ZERO KIDS HELPED WITH THEIR HOMEWORK.
PATTY, WHO'S OUR VIEWER OF THE DAY.
>> WELL TODAY'S VIEWER OF THE DAY IS FIFTH GRADER RON WEASELEY
WHO LIVES IN HERMIONE'S BUSH, CALIFORNIA.
>> PATTY, USE YOUR HEAD, WOMAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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