- [Producer] Today, you're here to try
seaweed snacks.
- Okay. That's fine.
- That sounds disgusting.
- I think I'm, I'm less disgusted and I'm more curious.
(upbeat accordion music)
(bubbles surfacing)
- Like, the taste of the sea is nasty.
- Yes.
- I like things from the sea
once they don't taste of the sea.
- Yes.
- I went through a phase in my first year in college
where I just would get these packets of seaweed,
just snack on them throughout the day.
'Cause they had really low calories
and they literally just dissolve in your mouth.
- Nice.
- So I think there's gonna be spicy one,
there's gonna be a plain one, there's,
I hope there's gonna be salt and vinegar.
Why don't they make more things that are salt and vinegar?
- Salt and vinegar is the best flavour of anything ever.
- It's the, thank you!
- It is the best flavor on anything ever.
- Oh my God. This is why we get on so well.
- Yes.
- This isn't seaweed.
This is wallpaper.
- Hello Kitty.
- Hey! You love Hello Kitty.
- Hello Kitty!
- Right, right, you love Hello Kitty.
- Oh my God, it's Hello Kitty,
and she's so cute.
- So nori is Japanese for seaweed.
- Oh, Nice.
- Yeah.
- Nori.
We are going to eat some nori.
(crunching)
- Oh, that's very seaweed-y.
- Oh, I love it.
- Ugh.
- I love it.
- Fucking hell. Sorry.
- Oh my God.
- There's two sides to every story.
- That tastes like the beach.
- Yeah, I don't love the taste of seaweed, but it's alright.
- I think it's great.
- It's like, uh, eating the whole ocean in one little.
- It is a sea vegetable, after all.
- Oh yeah.
- There's something satisfying about the texture.
It kind of melts in your mouth.
I'm not selling it.
- No, Nicole.
- [Producer] With everything going on right now
and people not being able to go to the beach,
do you think this is a good alternative?
(laughing)
- What a question.
"Sorry, kids, we're not going to the beach."
- If you think that this is an alternative
to going to the beach, you need to go fuck yourself.
- I do feel like I've just dived
into the sea and went nom.
- Disgusting.
- I dunno why I like it. I like it!
- Oh, no.
- Maybe I like the misery, okay.
- Well, can you, do you mind if we,
we'll pick it up, we'll flick it just to see
- Can I flick it?
Okay.
- Not hugely aerodynamic, no.
- So it's actually completely useless.
- Should've flicked it at the screen.
(both laughing)
- How did you miss?
- It's very, it's incredibly difficult.
- How do you miss a target this size?
- You fucking flick a bit!
It's actually incredibly difficult to figure out
where, like, to send it.
- Okay. So I'm going to hit the screen right here. Ready?
- Yeah.
- I am not looking forward to this
in any way, shape or form.
- Do not eat and keep it outta the reach of children.
Oh, that's-- right.
- Don't eat it. Keep it outta reach.
- Don't eat this shit.
(package thumping)
- What in the, Jesus! That's a hefty one.
(package thumping)
- This looks like something
you could wallpaper your house with.
- Oh, it sticks.
- Mine has a little hole in mine.
- Ooh, soy sauce.
- Oh, it does smell soy sauce, yeah.
- If you look up close you can like,
imagine little organisms swimming around, can't you?
- Not the organisms.
Why organisms?`
- Jesus Christ, who in their right mind would eat this
and enjoy.
Sorry, apart from you, you're a legend.
But like, ahhh.
- I'd taste like the previous one except
the seaweed flavour's just masked with soy sauce.
- Yeah.
- Which is ideal, really, isn't it?
- I think this one is more palatable than the last one.
- As in it's, I wouldn't say more palatable.
I'd say not as disgusting.
- It's like cheese and onion.
- No, it's not.
- It's a bit of, I think it's a bit oniony taste to it.
- You think so, right?
- Yeah.
- I guarantee you can fold that more than seven times.
You know they say,
- Yeah.
- the way you fold paper?
- Well, it would just crack in half.
- Yeah. Boom.
(seafood cracking)
- You're on seven. You're on six now?
- Yeah, there's seven.
And eight.
Ha, done it.
Okay. We need to make a new video.
- Does it count if breaks though?
- Problem, no, actually, no.
You could just stack it like 97 times
- Even though it says, yeah, wasabi nori.
So it's wasabi seaweed flavour crisps.
Hell yes!
- Wasabi.
I love wasabi.
- Oh, you like wasabi.
- Yeah I love wasabi.
- Oh, baby.
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay. We're getting the best of spice in here now.
- Oh, It smells like crisps.
- Oh, I hate wasabi.
- Do you hate wasabi?
- I hate it with an unbridled passion.
It's unreasonable.
- I'm wondering are these little speckle things
is that the seaweed or is that the wasabi?
- Oh.
- Sure. We'll find out.
- Let's find out.
- Okay. Cheers.
- Cheers.
(chips crunching)
- I'm still gonna eat it, but I don't like it.
And I never will.
- Mm
- Yeah.
- Whoo, party in my mouth.
- Woah, woah.
- Woah, wasn't expecting that at all!
- So the wasabi is like so subtle that it's lovely.
It's got a bit of spice to it.
- False.
Oh, it's very nice.
I don't even taste the seaweed, in fact.
- Not really strong.
They could have done a little bit more of wasabi
but it's still delicious.
- Yeah.
- That's always a good sign when like the first taste
makes kind of go woah, so.
These pass all the tests.
- I have never tasted anything like this.
- I think it's so interesting.
How different people like and don't like different stuff.
- It's just one of those things that I just despise.
- These go great in a crisp sandwich, wouldn't they?
- I think I have a good.
- A seaweed crisp sandwich.
- Oh, it'd be an intense, crisp sandwich.
- Yeah.
- Well, I wanted more seaweed.
- You get it.
Go. Go.
(crunching)
- Yep.
There it is.
It's just seaweed now.
- I hate to cast aspersions on ya, John,
but, like, harden the fuck up.
Like, these are very mild.
- It's not a question of being hard.
It's a question of taste.
Being hard means tough.
Not what you think it is out there.
- More long green sticks.
- Oh, this one looks more like real seaweed.
- Yeah.
- Stir fried spicy clams.
Hell, yeah.
- You ever had a spicy clam?
- I have had a spicy clam.
- Ya dirty bastard.
- Delicious with good from the sea.
There we go.
- Does that say delicious with good from the sea?
- Delicious with good from the sea.
- Brilliant.
- I'm excited for the flavour, but like
I would love to eat that bowl
of food there in the front of that.
- Right, I'm gonna pretend
This is a prawn cracker to try and enjoy
for you people watching
because I've been very negative so far.
And I want to give this a good bash just for you.
- Right?
(crunching)
- Just taste like seaweed.
I don't taste, like it's nice, but it, I
- I want that.
- Like a bit more spice to be honest.
- This one's better.
Maybe it's my mindset.
I don't know.
Maybe I imagine its a prawn cracker.
- It's bizarre.
I could actually eat this.
This isn't too bad at all.
- I think my expectations for these
'cause this has actually been quite nice.
So my expectations are quite high.
- Yeah.
- So it is really, really nice seaweed.
I just saw that and thought it was gonna be like
really, really taste like that picture
that's on the front of the box.
- It tastes like, em...
This one I like a little bit better because to me it tastes
like when you overcook a rasher and you know
the fat in the rasher gets real crispy.
- Yeah.
- And it kind of tastes like that.
- Oh, there's something kind of addictive just about
the crunchin' on it.
- The way it absorbs the saliva in your mouth.
- Oh.
- Can you get that, yeah?
- It's like blotting paper.
- It's like eating you sponge.
- Why did the crab blush?
- Dunno.
- 'Cause the sea weed.
- I just, this flavour associated
with this texture just doesn't quite blend to me.
Doesn't quite work.
- Kiss me.
- Come here.
- [Together] Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh.
- But if you don't like feel the substance of snack
do you really feel like you've snacked at all?
Do you know what I mean?
Like.
- Yeah.
- Like I'll stop eating snacks 'cause I'm like, "oh, Jesus
I've fuckin' ate loads of them now."
Whereas you could eat this 24 hours straight
and you wouldn't feel like you've ate anything.
- As long as it doesn't taste like seaweed, it's delicious.
If that makes sense.
- I really enjoyed those, surprisingly.
- Man the sails and call me a pirate.
That was lovely.
- Yeah.
- They were nice,
weren't they?
- Yeah.
- The chips were my favourite.
- They were my least favourite.
- As far as the seaweed goes
I'll choose to leave it in the sea.
- I feel like if you had too much that
you might feel a bit sick though.
I'm already kind of feeling sick.
- Yeah. Same.
Yeah. I was like, I don't know. Its.
- [Producer] Seasick.
- Seasick.
Oh, stop it!
Get out.
(imitating pirate) Yarr, mateys!
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