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life is hard especially if you're a
flesh-eating zombie
that's why we've come up with food hacks
the undead
can't get enough of must get
food
huh is this even food
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this is gross stupid gluten-free garbage
anything bloody in here
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now
are you okay i need to eat like
now
no wonder you're moody
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yeah you like these don't bite me okay
what do you think okay something salty
then
please stop yelling everyone likes these
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are you kidding me i'm really trying
here okay
of course why didn't i think of this
before
first pour some milk into a bowl then
add in some gelatin
stir it up really well
once that's done add some pink and brown
food coloring
now pour it into a glass a funnel makes
it less messy
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then stick in a handful of straws
[Applause]
and off to the fridge it goes now for
the best part
smashy smashy
then pour the crumbs into a bowl
remember those straws
now they're edible worms
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they look pretty real don't they oh
lizzy
still hungry worms
they're still alive too
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covered in fresh dirt too
they're pretty tasty huh
guess we're not using a fork today
wow that's a big bite there that really
hit the spot
tina
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kill my dude i have a ticket
enjoy the movie
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hi there two please no candy allowed
i don't make the rules can't bring that
stuff in
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whoa what
okay just hold these all we need is an
extra hand
where'd you get that it's fake
that's genius can it fit all her candy
make sure it's packed in there really
hold on to it huh
now for the perfect placement
beautiful i like naturals don't worry
hey you want this to work or not
can we go in now please
all righty you don't have any snacks
right
you'd better not be hiding anything
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oh boy i didn't see that coming
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uh thanks security guy
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i think i figured this guy out yes
you having trouble lizzy uh maybe no
more chewing
you really are having trouble huh a
little energy boost oughta help
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consider it brain food brains
count me in
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and delicious come on answer
come to me i don't know
still feeling sluggish huh maybe
something healthier
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i can almost see the answer now come on
your stupid food is worthless
oh yeah try this thing on for size
where is that thing
i have something you like bingo
this thing's fresh
it's already working i know it
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want to make your own brains roll your
confectionary mastic into a ball
then use a skewer to make an indent down
its middle
then put a squiggly piece like this on
top of one half
then do the same thing on the other side
looks a lot like brains to me i'm like a
zombie snap genius
think you know the answer check it out
i'm a chef not a magician
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everyone knows a hungry zombie is a sad
zombie
what kind of color is this if it isn't
blood red i don't want it
is she looking time for some fun
i see a perfect prank in our midst
she's coming back don't eat too fast
okay
she'll never see this coming bon appetit
is there pepper in this i think i'm
gonna
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come on lizzy is that your eyeball
how hard was that sneeze i'm so scared
it's just an eye tina
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come here little guy so slippery
i hate when my eyes fall out you oh god
smells good
did you just eat your eyeball
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wanna try this trick yourself cut a
hard-boiled egg in half
use one of these to make a hole
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that way you'll have room for a green
olive stick that sucker in
and use a straw to cut out a chunk of
black olive
then carefully place it here use a brush
and red food coloring to mark up the
white of the eye
once you've made a pair use gelatin to
cover the eyes
you want them gooey right looks like
they're ready
wanna know something funny do these look
like mine
what just a little food trickery for ya
try it uh okay
that's not half bad can't we make a
couple more
ever seen a mug this crazy
you're the funniest zombie i know
the food gorgeous marshmallows for a
gorgeous lady
are these homemade only the finest for
you
miss oh
what is this tina remember the face
since when did i turn into the third
wheel
i've got to get her attention back at
least i've got these to munch on
wait i know just what to do this
zombie's about to get
crafty
yep just a few more folds my favorite
colored condiment
time to dig in bloody bone anyone
look at my bone gina um
i think something's wrong with your
friend who
me i have three more at least i have
their attention
suddenly feeling hungry for some zombie
friendly snacks
we don't blame you share this with your
friends so they can try these treats too
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